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Homer Loves Flanders
Original airdate in N.A.: 17-Mar-94
Ned walks up a churchtower whistling "Bringing in the Sheaves." At the top, he assembles a semi-automatic rifle. "There's Homer," he says, shooting at someone in a park, "There's Homer, too. That's also Homer. That's also Homer!" But this latter target is a postal employee, who of course has his own automatic rifle. A gunfight breaks out.
[Ned wakes up, gasping]
Maude: What's the matter, Ned?
Ned: I...I think I hate Homer Simpson.
[Homer wakes up, gasping]
Homer: Marge...I think I hate Ted Koppel! No, wait, I find him informative and witty. 'Night.
-- _I'll_ sleep easier, "Homer Loves Flanders"
[End of Act Two. Time: 15:55]
As Flanders plays basketball with his kids, Homer appears through the
hedge separating the neighbor's houses.
Homer: Hey! What's up for today, Neddy?
Ned: Uh, er, Homer, we're gonna visit the boys' grandmother. Family only, you know?
Homer: Right! No reporters.
Ned: No, I, I...I mean just the Flanders family.
Homer: [slowly] Oh, OK. [goes back through the hedge]
Todd: Oh boy! Grandma!
Ned: We're not goin' anywhere.
Todd: But you said --
Ned: Er...sometimes to keep from hurting someone's feelings, you have to say things that aren't exactly --
Rod: Lies make baby Jesus cry.
From 9/25/1968 ( Will Smith ) To 12/17/2004 ( Barack Hussein Obama & Crown Publishing Group & Bill Gates-Microsoft-Corbis-Nazi actively instigate insurrection and subversive activity against the United States federal government ) is 13232 days
13232 = 6616 + 6616
From 3/4/1959 ( date hijacked from me:my birth date UK ) to 4/14/1977 ( date hijacked from me:I returned to the planet Earth after successfully diverting the comet in the outer solar system as Thomas Reagan the civilian and privately financed astronaut in my privately financed nuclear-pulse propulsion spaceship ) is 6616 days
From 4/21/1926 ( date hijacked from me:my paternal grandmother Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II ) To 12/17/2004 ( Barack Hussein Obama & Crown Publishing Group & Bill Gates-Microsoft-Corbis-Nazi actively instigate insurrection and subversive activity against the United States federal government ) is 28730 days
28730 = 14365 + 14365
From 3/3/1959 ( date hijacked from me:my birth date US ) To 7/1/1998 ( premiere US film "Armageddon" ) is 14365 days
From 3/15/1962 ( premiere US film "The Day the Earth Caught Fire" ) To 12/17/2004 ( Barack Hussein Obama & Crown Publishing Group & Bill Gates-Microsoft-Corbis-Nazi actively instigate insurrection and subversive activity against the United States federal government ) is 15618 days
15618 = 7809 + 7809
From 7/16/1963 ( another threat sent to me against my wife ) To 12/1/1984 ( the United States Navy warship USS Taylor FFG 50 commissioned into United States Navy battle force fleet active service - departing in 1986 as United States Navy Fire Controlman Petty Officer 3rd Class the first United States Navy fleet assignment beginning in December 1984 of Kerry Wayne Burgess ) is 7809 days
From 4/19/1963 ( Tom Wood ) To 12/17/2004 ( Barack Hussein Obama & Crown Publishing Group & Bill Gates-Microsoft-Corbis-Nazi actively instigate insurrection and subversive activity against the United States federal government ) is 15218 days
15218 = 7609 + 7609
From 7/16/1963 ( another threat sent to me against my wife ) To 5/15/1984 ( Kerry Wayne Burgess begins active service as a United States Navy enlisted sailor following almost 12 months in the seniority compensating United States Navy Delayed Entry Program ) is 7609 days
From 4/19/1963 ( Valerie Plame ) To 12/17/2004 ( Barack Hussein Obama & Crown Publishing Group & Bill Gates-Microsoft-Corbis-Nazi actively instigate insurrection and subversive activity against the United States federal government ) is 15218 days
15218 = 7609 + 7609
From 7/16/1963 ( another threat sent to me against my wife ) To 5/15/1984 ( Kerry Wayne Burgess begins active service as a United States Navy enlisted sailor following almost 12 months in the seniority compensating United States Navy Delayed Entry Program ) is 7609 days
From 3/14/1965 ( date hijacked from me:I am active duty United States of America Central Intelligence Agency officer ) To 12/17/2004 ( Barack Hussein Obama & Crown Publishing Group & Bill Gates-Microsoft-Corbis-Nazi actively instigate insurrection and subversive activity against the United States federal government ) is 14523 days
From 3/4/1959 ( date hijacked from me:my birth date UK ) To 12/7/1998 ( my first day working at Microsoft Corporation with my official United States Marshals Service federal undercover identity ) is 14523 days
From 4/25/1990 ( date hijacked from me:I was the commander aboard the United States STS-31 Discovery spacecraft as United States Navy Fleet Admiral Thomas Reagan and I personally supervised the deployment of the United States Hubble Space Telescope because I remain the only human to ever travel to another planet in this solar system and because I remain the only human to have ever traveled to the outer solar system ) To 12/17/2004 ( Barack Hussein Obama & Crown Publishing Group & Bill Gates-Microsoft-Corbis-Nazi actively instigate insurrection and subversive activity against the United States federal government ) is 5350 days
5350 = 2675 + 2675
From 3/3/1959 ( date hijacked from me:my birth date US ) To 6/29/1966 ( premiere US film "Lt. Robin Crusoe, U.S.N." ) is 2675 days
From 8/25/2003 ( RACKETEER INFLUENCED AND CORRUPT ORGANIZATIONS US Title 18 - the Spitzer Space Telescope launch & United States NASA & Bill Gates-Nazi-Microsoft-Corbis actively instigate insurrection and subversive activity against the United States federal government ) To 12/17/2004 ( Barack Hussein Obama & Crown Publishing Group & Bill Gates-Microsoft-Corbis-Nazi actively instigate insurrection and subversive activity against the United States federal government ) is 480 days
From 12/17/2004 ( Barack Hussein Obama & Crown Publishing Group & Bill Gates-Microsoft-Corbis-Nazi actively instigate insurrection and subversive activity against the United States federal government ) To 4/11/2006 ( Iran the puppet stooge government of Bill Gates-Nazi-Microsoft-Corbis announces that Iran has successfully produced enriched uranium ) is 480 days
From 12/17/2004 ( Barack Hussein Obama & Crown Publishing Group & Bill Gates-Microsoft-Corbis-Nazi actively instigate insurrection and subversive activity against the United States federal government ) To 4/11/2006 ( Iran the puppet stooge government of Bill Gates-Nazi-Microsoft-Corbis announces that Iran has successfully produced enriched uranium ) is 480 days
From 7/16/1963 ( another threat sent to me against my wife ) To 11/7/1964 ( date hijacked from me:premiere US TV series episode "The Outer Limits"::"Wolf 359" ) is 480 days
From 12/17/2004 ( Barack Hussein Obama & Crown Publishing Group & Bill Gates-Microsoft-Corbis-Nazi actively instigate insurrection and subversive activity against the United States federal government ) To 4/11/2006 ( Iran the puppet stooge government of Bill Gates-Nazi-Microsoft-Corbis announces that Iran has successfully produced enriched uranium ) is 480 days
480 = 240 + 240
From 7/16/1963 ( another threat sent to me against my wife ) To 3/12/1964 ( premiere US film "A Tiger Walks" ) is 240 days
From 12/17/2004 ( Barack Hussein Obama & Crown Publishing Group & Bill Gates-Microsoft-Corbis-Nazi actively instigate insurrection and subversive activity against the United States federal government ) To 4/11/2006 ( Iran the puppet stooge government of Bill Gates-Nazi-Microsoft-Corbis announces that Iran has successfully produced enriched uranium ) is 480 days
480 = 240 + 240
From 3/4/1959 ( date hijacked from me:my birth date UK ) To 10/30/1959 ( date hijacked from me:premiere US TV series episode "The Twilight Zone"::"Walking Distance" ) is 240 days
From 11/2/1975 ( date hijacked from me:I launched from the planet Earth by myself to intercept the Comet Lucifer in the outer solar system ) To 12/17/2004 ( Barack Hussein Obama & Crown Publishing Group & Bill Gates-Microsoft-Corbis-Nazi actively instigate insurrection and subversive activity against the United States federal government ) is 10638 days
From 3/4/1959 ( date hijacked from me:my birth date UK ) To 4/18/1988 ( the United States Navy Operation Praying Mantis - I was onboard the United States Navy warship USS Wainwright CG 28 when it evaded a Harpoon anti-ship missile from hostile Iran-Bill Gates-Microsoft-George Bush-Axis of Evil-Soviet Union-Communist forces but 2 United States Marine Corps aviators launched from USS Wainwright CG 28 killed this day ) is 10638 days
From 9/1/1980 ( premiere United Kingdom TV series "Wainwright's Law"::series premiere episode "A Death in the Family" ) To 12/17/2004 ( Barack Hussein Obama & Crown Publishing Group & Bill Gates-Microsoft-Corbis-Nazi actively instigate insurrection and subversive activity against the United States federal government ) is 8873 days
From 3/3/1959 ( date hijacked from me:my birth date US ) To 6/18/1983 ( date hijacked from me:I was the commander aboard the United States STS-7 Challenger spacecraft as United States Navy Fleet Admiral Thomas Reagan ) is 8873 days
From 9/29/1955 ( the United States Navy aircraft carrier warship USS Forrestal CV 59 commissioned into United States Navy battle force fleet active service ) To 12/17/2004 ( Barack Hussein Obama & Crown Publishing Group & Bill Gates-Microsoft-Corbis-Nazi actively instigate insurrection and subversive activity against the United States federal government ) is 17977 days
From 3/4/1959 ( date hijacked from me:my birth date UK ) To 5/22/2008 ( Bill Gates-Nazi-Microsoft-Corbis-George Bush the cowardly violent criminal in a scheduled terrorist attack attempts to destroy the nuclear propulsion United States Navy aircraft carrier warship USS George Washington CVN 73 because as General of the Armies of the United States and United States Navy Fleet Admiral Thomas Reagan I am the first commanding officer of USS George Washington CVN 73 ) is 17977 days
From 12/17/2004 ( Barack Hussein Obama & Crown Publishing Group & Bill Gates-Microsoft-Corbis-Nazi actively instigate insurrection and subversive activity against the United States federal government ) To 5/22/2008 ( Bill Gates-Nazi-Microsoft-Corbis-George Bush the cowardly violent criminal in a scheduled terrorist attack attempts to destroy the nuclear propulsion United States Navy aircraft carrier warship USS George Washington CVN 73 because as General of the Armies of the United States and United States Navy Fleet Admiral Thomas Reagan I am the first commanding officer of USS George Washington CVN 73 ) is 1252 days
1252 = 626 + 626
From 7/16/1963 ( another threat sent to me against my wife ) To 4/2/1965 ( premiere US TV series episode "The Addams Family"::"The Addams Family and the Spaceman" ) is 626 days
From 12/17/2004 ( Barack Hussein Obama & Crown Publishing Group & Bill Gates-Microsoft-Corbis-Nazi actively instigate insurrection and subversive activity against the United States federal government ) To 8/29/2007 ( Bill Gates-Microsoft-Nazi-Corbis causes the United States Air Force nuclear weapons incident with the objective of nuclear destruction in the United States and Bill Gates-Microsoft-Nazi-Corbis-George Bush continue to actively plan to produce nuclear destruction in the United States of America for the purpose of murdering as many United States of America citizens as possible and for the purpose of ongoing protection to organized crime and to protect other illegal commerce activity ) is 985 days
From 3/3/1959 ( date hijacked from me:my birth date US ) To 11/12/1961 ( premiere United Kingdom TV series "Sir Francis Drake" ) is 985 days
From 9/23/2003 ( RACKETEER INFLUENCED AND CORRUPT ORGANIZATIONS US Title 18 - premiere US TV series "Navy NCIS: Naval Criminal Investigative Service"::series premiere episode "Yankee White" ) To 12/17/2004 ( Barack Hussein Obama & Crown Publishing Group & Bill Gates-Microsoft-Corbis-Nazi actively instigate insurrection and subversive activity against the United States federal government ) is 451 days
451 = 225 + 226
From 3/4/1959 ( date hijacked from me:my birth date UK ) To 10/15/1959 ( the United States Air Force B-52 Stratofortress bomber crash in Kentucky United States with the loss of control over the nuclear weapon onboard ) is 225 days
From 3/3/1959 ( date hijacked from me:my birth date US ) To 10/15/1959 ( the United States Air Force B-52 Stratofortress bomber crash in Kentucky United States with the loss of control over the nuclear weapon onboard ) is 226 days
From 9/23/2003 ( RACKETEER INFLUENCED AND CORRUPT ORGANIZATIONS US Title 18 - premiere US TV series "Navy NCIS: Naval Criminal Investigative Service"::series premiere episode "Yankee White" ) To 12/17/2004 ( Barack Hussein Obama & Crown Publishing Group & Bill Gates-Microsoft-Corbis-Nazi actively instigate insurrection and subversive activity against the United States federal government ) is 451 days
451 = 225 + 226
From 3/4/1959 ( date hijacked from me:my birth date UK ) To 10/15/1959 ( premiere US film "The Untouchables"::series premiere episode "The Empty Chair" ) is 225 days
From 3/3/1959 ( date hijacked from me:my birth date US ) To 10/15/1959 ( premiere US film "The Untouchables"::series premiere episode "The Empty Chair" ) is 226 days
From 4/18/1943 ( Isoroku Yamamoto - the Imperial Japanese Navy commander-in-chief of the Combined Fleet during World War II - deceased - aircraft crash during World War 2 combat ) To 12/17/2004 ( Barack Hussein Obama & Crown Publishing Group & Bill Gates-Microsoft-Corbis-Nazi actively instigate insurrection and subversive activity against the United States federal government ) is 22524 days
22524 = 11262 + 11262
From 3/4/1959 ( date hijacked from me:my birth date UK ) To 1/2/1990 ( I walked into the office of George Herbert Walker Bush and after giving him ample warning to defend himself I used my fist to physically hit George Bush in the face with enough physical force to leave George Bush unconscious on the floor of his office because George Bush has murdered United States Navy SEALs under my command in Panama and because George Bush is a cowardly violent criminal and because George Bush is a severely treasonous agent of the Soviet Union and Communist China against the United States of America federal government ) is 11262 days
From 8/14/1958 ( Gladys Presley - mother of Elvis Presley - deceased ) To 12/17/2004 ( Barack Hussein Obama & Crown Publishing Group & Bill Gates-Microsoft-Corbis-Nazi actively instigate insurrection and subversive activity against the United States federal government ) is 16927 days
From 3/4/1959 ( date hijacked from me:my birth date UK ) To 7/7/2005 ( Bill Gates-Microsoft-Corbis-George Bush the cowardly violent criminal bombs London England in a scheduled terrorist attack with extensive damage and many fatalities and many injuries ) is 16927 days
From 12/17/2004 ( Barack Hussein Obama & Crown Publishing Group & Bill Gates-Microsoft-Corbis-Nazi actively instigate insurrection and subversive activity against the United States federal government ) To 7/7/2005 ( Bill Gates-Microsoft-Corbis-George Bush the cowardly violent criminal bombs London England in a scheduled terrorist attack with extensive damage and many fatalities and many injuries ) is 202 days
From 7/16/1963 ( another threat sent to me against my wife ) To 2/3/1964 ( date hijacked from me:premiere US TV series episode "The Outer Limits"::"The Invisibles" ) is 202 days
From 12/17/2004 ( Barack Hussein Obama & Crown Publishing Group & Bill Gates-Microsoft-Corbis-Nazi actively instigate insurrection and subversive activity against the United States federal government ) To 7/7/2005 ( Bill Gates-Microsoft-Corbis-George Bush the cowardly violent criminal bombs London England in a scheduled terrorist attack with extensive damage and many fatalities and many injuries ) is 202 days
From 7/16/1963 ( another threat sent to me against my wife ) To 2/3/1964 ( premiere US TV series episode "McHale's Navy"::"The Great Impersonation" ) is 202 days
From 12/17/2004 ( Barack Hussein Obama & Crown Publishing Group & Bill Gates-Microsoft-Corbis-Nazi actively instigate insurrection and subversive activity against the United States federal government ) To 7/7/2005 ( Bill Gates-Microsoft-Corbis-George Bush the cowardly violent criminal bombs London England in a scheduled terrorist attack with extensive damage and many fatalities and many injuries ) is 202 days
202 = 101 + 101
From 3/3/1959 ( date hijacked from me:my birth date US ) To 6/12/1959 ( premiere US film "The Horse Soldiers" ) is 101 days
From 4/4/1968 ( Martin Luther King - deceased - murdered by long distance rifle fire ) To 12/17/2004 ( Barack Hussein Obama & Crown Publishing Group & Bill Gates-Microsoft-Corbis-Nazi actively instigate insurrection and subversive activity against the United States federal government ) is 13406 days
13406 = 6703 + 6703
From 3/3/1959 ( date hijacked from me:my birth date US ) To 7/9/1977 ( the United States Navy warship USS Pegasus PHM 1 commissioned into United States Navy battle force fleet active service ) is 6703 days
From 1/19/1993 ( Deputy United States Marshal Kerry Burgess seriously wounded by gunfire when returning fatal gunfire to a fugitive from United States federal justice who was sent by Bill Gates-Nazi-Microsoft-George Bush the cowardly violent criminal to murder Deputy United States Marshal Kerry Burgess on this day ) To 12/17/2004 ( Barack Hussein Obama & Crown Publishing Group & Bill Gates-Microsoft-Corbis-Nazi actively instigate insurrection and subversive activity against the United States federal government ) is 4350 days
4350 = 2175 + 2175
From 3/4/1959 ( date hijacked from me:my birth date UK ) To 2/15/1965 ( Nat King Cole - deceased ) is 2175 days
From 2/21/1981 ( premiere US TV series episode "Son of Svengoolie"::"The Deadly Mantis (1957)" ) To 1/19/1993 ( Deputy United States Marshal Kerry Burgess seriously wounded by gunfire when returning fatal gunfire to a fugitive from United States federal justice who was sent by Bill Gates-Nazi-Microsoft-George Bush the cowardly violent criminal to murder Deputy United States Marshal Kerry Burgess on this day ) is 4350 days
From 1/19/1993 ( Deputy United States Marshal Kerry Burgess seriously wounded by gunfire when returning fatal gunfire to a fugitive from United States federal justice who was sent by Bill Gates-Nazi-Microsoft-George Bush the cowardly violent criminal to murder Deputy United States Marshal Kerry Burgess on this day ) To 12/17/2004 ( Barack Hussein Obama & Crown Publishing Group & Bill Gates-Microsoft-Corbis-Nazi actively instigate insurrection and subversive activity against the United States federal government ) is 4350 days
From 6/27/1994 ( I am the pilot and the only survivor of a plane crash that experienced several fatalities on that aircraft after the external mounted rocket-launched space satellite exploded under that aircraft due to continuing Bill Gates-Microsoft-Nazi-Corbis-NASA terrorism sabotage ) To 12/17/2004 ( Barack Hussein Obama & Crown Publishing Group & Bill Gates-Microsoft-Corbis-Nazi actively instigate insurrection and subversive activity against the United States federal government ) is 3826 days
3826 = 1913 + 1913
From 7/16/1963 ( another threat sent to me against my wife ) To 10/10/1968 ( date hijacked from me:premiere US TV series episode "Hawaii Five-O"::"Tiger by the Tail" ) is 1913 days
From 6/27/1994 ( Kerry Wayne Burgess - Deputy United States Marshal - killed in the line of duty - Lockheed Martin L-1011 aircraft passengers and crew murdered in a scheduled terrorist attack by Bill Gates-Nazi-Microsoft-Corbis-NASA-George Bush the cowardly violent criminal ) To 12/17/2004 ( Barack Hussein Obama & Crown Publishing Group & Bill Gates-Microsoft-Corbis-Nazi actively instigate insurrection and subversive activity against the United States federal government ) is 3826 days
3826 = 1913 + 1913
From 7/16/1963 ( another threat sent to me against my wife ) To 10/10/1968 ( date hijacked from me:premiere US TV series episode "Hawaii Five-O"::"Tiger by the Tail" ) is 1913 days
From 11/2/1965 ( date hijacked from me:my official United States Marshals Service federal undercover identity birth date in Antlers Oklahoma USA ) To 12/17/2004 ( Barack Hussein Obama & Crown Publishing Group & Bill Gates-Microsoft-Corbis-Nazi actively instigate insurrection and subversive activity against the United States federal government ) is 14290 days
14290 = 7145 + 7145
From 7/16/1963 ( another threat sent to me against my wife ) To 2/6/1983 ( premiere US TV miniseries "The Winds of War"::miniseries premiere episode "The Winds Rise" ) is 7145 days
From 11/2/1965 ( Kerry Wayne Burgess - Deputy United States Marshal ) To 12/17/2004 ( Barack Hussein Obama & Crown Publishing Group & Bill Gates-Microsoft-Corbis-Nazi actively instigate insurrection and subversive activity against the United States federal government ) is 14290 days
14290 = 7145 + 7145
From 7/16/1963 ( another threat sent to me against my wife ) To 2/6/1983 ( premiere US TV miniseries "The Winds of War"::miniseries premiere episode "The Winds Rise" ) is 7145 days
From 11/2/1965 ( date hijacked from me:my official United States Marshals Service federal undercover identity birth date in Antlers Oklahoma USA ) To 12/17/2004 ( Barack Hussein Obama & Crown Publishing Group & Bill Gates-Microsoft-Corbis-Nazi actively instigate insurrection and subversive activity against the United States federal government ) is 14290 days
14290 = 7145 + 7145
From 3/3/1959 ( date hijacked from me:my birth date US ) To 9/24/1978 ( premiere United Kingdom TV series "A Horseman Riding By" ) is 7145 days
From 11/2/1965 ( Kerry Wayne Burgess - Deputy United States Marshal ) To 12/17/2004 ( Barack Hussein Obama & Crown Publishing Group & Bill Gates-Microsoft-Corbis-Nazi actively instigate insurrection and subversive activity against the United States federal government ) is 14290 days
14290 = 7145 + 7145
From 3/3/1959 ( date hijacked from me:my birth date US ) To 9/24/1978 ( premiere United Kingdom TV series "A Horseman Riding By" ) is 7145 days
From 11/2/1965 ( date hijacked from me:my official United States Marshals Service federal undercover identity birth date in Antlers Oklahoma USA ) To 12/17/2004 ( Barack Hussein Obama & Crown Publishing Group & Bill Gates-Microsoft-Corbis-Nazi actively instigate insurrection and subversive activity against the United States federal government ) is 14290 days
14290 = 7145 + 7145
From 3/3/1959 ( date hijacked from me:my birth date US ) To 9/24/1978 ( date hijacked from me:premiere US TV series episode "Battlestar Galactica"::"Lost Planet of the Gods - Part 1" ) is 7145 days
From 11/2/1965 ( Kerry Wayne Burgess - Deputy United States Marshal ) To 12/17/2004 ( Barack Hussein Obama & Crown Publishing Group & Bill Gates-Microsoft-Corbis-Nazi actively instigate insurrection and subversive activity against the United States federal government ) is 14290 days
14290 = 7145 + 7145
From 3/3/1959 ( date hijacked from me:my birth date US ) To 9/24/1978 ( date hijacked from me:premiere US TV series episode "Battlestar Galactica"::"Lost Planet of the Gods - Part 1" ) is 7145 days
From 9/26/1960 ( premiere US TV series "The Blue Angels"::series premiere episode "Angel on Trial" ) To 12/17/2004 ( Barack Hussein Obama & Crown Publishing Group & Bill Gates-Microsoft-Corbis-Nazi actively instigate insurrection and subversive activity against the United States federal government ) is 16153 days
16153 = 8076 + 8077
From 3/3/1959 ( date hijacked from me:my birth date US ) To 4/12/1981 ( date hijacked from me:I was the commander aboard the United States STS-1 Columbia spacecraft as United States Navy Fleet Admiral Thomas Reagan ) is 8076 days
From 3/4/1959 ( date hijacked from me:my birth date UK ) To 4/14/1981 ( the terrorist attack by Bill Gates-Nazi-Microsoft-NASA-George Bush the cowardly violent criminal to destroy the United States space shuttle Columbia OV 102 and to murder the entire crew of orbiter vehicle Columbia including me because I am the first commander and the United States military commander of the United States space shuttle fleet ) is 8077 days
From 3/25/1959 ( premiere US film "Al Capone" ) To 12/17/2004 ( Barack Hussein Obama & Crown Publishing Group & Bill Gates-Microsoft-Corbis-Nazi actively instigate insurrection and subversive activity against the United States federal government ) is 16704 days
16704 = 8352 + 8352
From 3/3/1959 ( date hijacked from me:my birth date US ) To 1/13/1982 ( the Air Florida Flight 90 crash during blizzard into ice-covered Potomac River in Washington DC with many fatalities ) is 8352 days
From 3/25/1959 ( premiere US film "Al Capone" ) To 12/17/2004 ( Barack Hussein Obama & Crown Publishing Group & Bill Gates-Microsoft-Corbis-Nazi actively instigate insurrection and subversive activity against the United States federal government ) is 16704 days
16704 = 8352 + 8352
From 3/3/1959 ( date hijacked from me:my birth date US ) To 1/13/1982 ( date hijacked from me:the rescue of Air Florida Flight 90 crash survivors from ice-covered Potomac River in Washington DC by means of the US Park Police Eagle 1 - Bell 206L LongRanger variant of the Bell 206 JetRanger helicopter ) is 8352 days
From 5/7/1993 ( date hijacked from me:premiere US film "Dave" ) To 12/17/2004 ( Barack Hussein Obama & Crown Publishing Group & Bill Gates-Microsoft-Corbis-Nazi actively instigate insurrection and subversive activity against the United States federal government ) is 4242 days
4242 = 2121 + 2121
From 3/3/1959 ( date hijacked from me:my birth date US ) To 12/22/1964 ( date hijacked from me:premiere US film "Goldfinger" ) is 2121 days
From 9/14/1964 ( premiere US TV series "Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea"::series premiere episode "Eleven Days to Zero" ) To 12/17/2004 ( Barack Hussein Obama & Crown Publishing Group & Bill Gates-Microsoft-Corbis-Nazi actively instigate insurrection and subversive activity against the United States federal government ) is 14704 days
14704 = 7352 + 7352
From 7/16/1963 ( another threat sent to me against my wife ) To 9/1/1983 ( Bill Gates-Microsoft-George Bush the cowardly violent criminal-Communist destroys the Korean Air Lines Flight 007 aircraft and Bill Gates-Microsoft-George Bush-Communist murders all crew and passengers of the Korean Air Lines Flight 007 ) is 7352 days
From 4/3/1962 ( premiere US TV series pilot "McHale's Navy"::"Seven Against The Sea" ) To 12/17/2004 ( Barack Hussein Obama & Crown Publishing Group & Bill Gates-Microsoft-Corbis-Nazi actively instigate insurrection and subversive activity against the United States federal government ) is 15599 days
From 3/4/1959 ( date hijacked from me:my birth date UK ) To 11/17/2001 ( date hijacked from me:premiere US film "Behind Enemy Lines" ) is 15599 days
From 8/1/1980 ( date hijacked from me:premiere US film "The Final Countdown" ) To 10/9/1992 ( date hijacked from me:premiere US film "Under Siege" ) is 4452 days
From 10/9/1992 ( date hijacked from me:premiere US film "Under Siege" ) To 12/17/2004 ( Barack Hussein Obama & Crown Publishing Group & Bill Gates-Microsoft-Corbis-Nazi actively instigate insurrection and subversive activity against the United States federal government ) is 4452 days
From 8/1/1980 ( date hijacked from me:premiere US film "The Final Countdown" ) To 12/17/2004 ( Barack Hussein Obama & Crown Publishing Group & Bill Gates-Microsoft-Corbis-Nazi actively instigate insurrection and subversive activity against the United States federal government ) is 8904 days
8904 = 4452 + 4452
From 3/4/1959 ( date hijacked from me:my birth date UK ) To 5/12/1971 ( Morgan Weisser ) is 4452 days
From 7/20/1969 ( date hijacked from me:I was United States Apollo 11 Eagle spacecraft United States Navy astronaut landing and walking on Earth's moon ) to 12/17/2004 ( Barack Hussein Obama & Crown Publishing Group & Bill Gates-Microsoft-Corbis-Nazi actively instigate insurrection and subversive activity against the United States federal government ) is 12934 days
12934 = 6467 + 6467
From 7/16/1963 ( another threat sent to me against my wife ) to 3/30/1981 ( United States President Ronald Reagan shot and wounded in a scheduled and near-fatal assassination attempt by Bill Gates-Microsoft-George Bush-Communist ) is 6467 days
From 1/20/1981 ( date hijacked from me:my maternal grandfather Ronald Wilson Reagan in office as 40th President of the United States of America and my direct and immediate superior as Commander-in-Chief of United States of America Armed Forces ) To 1/3/1993 ( date hijacked from me:premiere US TV series "Star Trek: Deep Space Nine"::series premiere episode "Emissary" ) is 4366 days
From 1/3/1993 ( date hijacked from me:premiere US TV series "Star Trek: Deep Space Nine"::series premiere episode "Emissary" ) To 12/17/2004 ( Barack Hussein Obama & Crown Publishing Group & Bill Gates-Microsoft-Corbis-Nazi actively instigate insurrection and subversive activity against the United States federal government ) is 4366 days
From 11/16/1973 ( date hijacked from me:I was United States Skylab 4 space station astronaut entering orbit of planet Earth before leaving orbit in my privately financed spaceship for my 18 January 1974 first landing on planet Venus ) To 12/17/2004 ( Barack Hussein Obama & Crown Publishing Group & Bill Gates-Microsoft-Corbis-Nazi actively instigate insurrection and subversive activity against the United States federal government ) is 11354 days
11354 = 5677 + 5677
From 3/3/1959 ( date hijacked from me:my birth date US ) To 9/17/1974 ( date hijacked from me:the United States Navy F-14 Tomcat fighter jet aircraft enters active service in the United States Navy fleet and I am the first United States Navy F-14 Tomcat Commander Air Group ) is 5677 days
From 9/17/1974 ( date hijacked from me:the United States Navy F-14 Tomcat fighter jet aircraft enters active service in the United States Navy fleet and I am the first United States Navy F-14 Tomcat Commander Air Group ) To 12/17/2004 ( Barack Hussein Obama & Crown Publishing Group & Bill Gates-Microsoft-Corbis-Nazi actively instigate insurrection and subversive activity against the United States federal government ) is 11049 days
From 7/16/1963 ( another threat sent to me against my wife ) To 10/15/1993 ( date hijacked from me:premiere US film "The Beverly Hillbillies" ) is 11049 days
From 8/13/1982 ( date hijacked from me:premiere US film "Fast Times At Ridgemont High" starring my wife ) To 12/17/2004 ( Barack Hussein Obama & Crown Publishing Group & Bill Gates-Microsoft-Corbis-Nazi actively instigate insurrection and subversive activity against the United States federal government ) is 8162 days
8162 = 4081 + 4081
From 7/16/1963 ( another threat sent to me against my wife ) To 9/17/1974 ( date hijacked from me:the United States Navy F-14 Tomcat fighter jet aircraft enters active service in the United States Navy fleet and I am the first United States Navy F-14 Tomcat Commander Air Group ) is 4081 days
From 4/9/1997 ( date hijacked from me:the United States Air Force F-22 Raptor stealth fighter jet aircraft was publicly displayed and I was primary United States Navy test pilot for the United States Air Force F-22 Raptor stealth fighter jet program ) To 12/17/2004 ( Barack Hussein Obama & Crown Publishing Group & Bill Gates-Microsoft-Corbis-Nazi actively instigate insurrection and subversive activity against the United States federal government ) is 2809 days
From 3/4/1959 ( date hijacked from me:my birth date UK ) To 11/11/1966 ( date hijacked from me:I was United States Gemini 12 spacecraft United States Navy astronaut entering orbit of the planet Earth ) is 2809 days
From 7/23/1973 ( date hijacked from me:I passed the United States Multistate Bar Examination ) To 12/17/2004 ( Barack Hussein Obama & Crown Publishing Group & Bill Gates-Microsoft-Corbis-Nazi actively instigate insurrection and subversive activity against the United States federal government ) is 11470 days
11470 = 5735 + 5735
From 7/16/1963 ( another threat sent to me against my wife ) To 3/29/1979 ( Bill Gates-Microsoft-George Bush the cowardly violent criminal in a scheduled terrorist attack produces the Three Mile Island nuclear reactor meltdown incident ) is 5735 days
From 8/6/1945 ( Hiroshima Japan destroyed by atomic bomb code-named Little Boy to end World War 2 violent hostilities against the United States of America ) To 12/17/2004 ( Barack Hussein Obama & Crown Publishing Group & Bill Gates-Microsoft-Corbis-Nazi actively instigate insurrection and subversive activity against the United States federal government ) is 133 days 59 years
'1-33-59' ( date hijacked from me:my birth date US )
From 4/1/1988 ( date hijacked from me:premiere US film "The Seventh Sign" & United States President Ronald Reagan - Proclamation 5788—National Former Prisoners of War Recognition Day 1988 including Bataan & premiere US film "Bright Lights, Big City" starring my wife ) To 8/9/1996 ( date hijacked from me:premiere US film "Escape from L.A." ) is 3052 days
From 8/9/1996 ( date hijacked from me:premiere US film "Escape from L.A." ) To 12/17/2004 ( Barack Hussein Obama & Crown Publishing Group & Bill Gates-Microsoft-Corbis-Nazi actively instigate insurrection and subversive activity against the United States federal government ) is 3052 days
From 7/16/1963 ( another threat sent to me against my wife ) To 12/17/2004 ( Barack Hussein Obama & Crown Publishing Group & Bill Gates-Microsoft-Corbis-Nazi actively instigate insurrection and subversive activity against the United States federal government ) is 15130 days
From 3/3/1959 ( date hijacked from me:my birth date US ) To 8/4/2000 ( date hijacked from me:premiere US film "Space Cowboys" ) is 15130 days
From 10/16/1964 ( the first atomic bomb explosion by Communist People's Republic of China ) To 11/16/1984 ( date hijacked from me:premiere US film "Night of the Comet" & premiere US film "A Nightmare on Elm Street" & premiere US film "Missing In Action" ) is 7336 days
From 11/16/1984 ( date hijacked from me:premiere US film "Night of the Comet" & premiere US film "A Nightmare on Elm Street" & premiere US film "Missing In Action" ) To 12/17/2004 ( Barack Hussein Obama & Crown Publishing Group & Bill Gates-Microsoft-Corbis-Nazi actively instigate insurrection and subversive activity against the United States federal government ) is 7336 days
From 6/7/1976 ( date hijacked from me:my first landing Saturn moon Phoebe and the Saturn moon Phoebe territory belongs to me ) To 12/17/2004 ( Barack Hussein Obama & Crown Publishing Group & Bill Gates-Microsoft-Corbis-Nazi actively instigate insurrection and subversive activity against the United States federal government ) is 10420 days
10420 = 5210 + 5210
From 3/3/1959 ( date hijacked from me:my birth date US ) To 6/7/1973 ( date hijacked from me:premiere United Kingdom TV series "Warship"::series premiere episode "Hot Pursuit" featuring the United Kingdom Royal Navy warship "HMS Hero" and series filmed primarily aboard United Kingdom Royal Navy warship HMS Phoebe F42 ) is 5210 days
From 6/3/1969 ( date hijacked from me:premiere US TV series episode "Star Trek"::series finale episode "Turnabout Intruder" ) To 12/17/2004 ( Barack Hussein Obama & Crown Publishing Group & Bill Gates-Microsoft-Corbis-Nazi actively instigate insurrection and subversive activity against the United States federal government ) is 12981 days
From 3/3/1959 ( date hijacked from me:my birth date US ) To 9/16/1994 ( date hijacked from me:premiere US film "Timecop" & premiere US film "Blue Sky" & premiere US film "Princess Caraboo" starring my wife as "Princess Caraboo" ) is 12981 days
From 10/3/1976 ( date hijacked from me:premiere US TV series "Quincy M.E." ) To 12/17/2004 ( Barack Hussein Obama & Crown Publishing Group & Bill Gates-Microsoft-Corbis-Nazi actively instigate insurrection and subversive activity against the United States federal government ) is 10302 days
From 3/3/1959 ( date hijacked from me:my birth date US ) To 5/17/1987 ( I survived the Bill Gates-Microsoft-George Bush-Iraq-Communist scheduled terrorist attack on my location onboard the United States Navy warship USS Stark FFG 31 while it transported me away from Africa for intensive care medical hospitalization while many other United States Navy sailors did not survive the Bill Gates-Microsoft-George Bush attack ) is 10302 days
From 8/12/1981 ( RACKETEER INFLUENCED AND CORRUPT ORGANIZATIONS US Title 18 - the Microsoft and IBM Personal Computer 5150 ) To 12/17/2004 ( Barack Hussein Obama & Crown Publishing Group & Bill Gates-Microsoft-Corbis-Nazi actively instigate insurrection and subversive activity against the United States federal government ) is 8528 days
From 3/4/1959 ( date hijacked from me:my birth date UK ) To 7/9/1982 ( date hijacked from me:premiere US film "TRON" ) is 8528 days
From 3/12/1971 ( date hijacked from me:premiere US film "The Andromeda Strain" ) To 12/17/2004 ( Barack Hussein Obama & Crown Publishing Group & Bill Gates-Microsoft-Corbis-Nazi actively instigate insurrection and subversive activity against the United States federal government ) is 5 days 9 months 33 years
'59-33' ( date hijacked from me:my birth date US )
From 3/12/1971 ( date hijacked from me:premiere US film "The Andromeda Strain" ) To 12/17/2004 ( Barack Hussein Obama & Crown Publishing Group & Bill Gates-Microsoft-Corbis-Nazi actively instigate insurrection and subversive activity against the United States federal government ) is 12334 days
12334 = 6167 + 6167
From 3/4/1959 ( date hijacked from me:my birth date UK ) To 1/21/1976 ( date hijacked from me:my first landing on the planet Mars and my documented and lawful exclusive claim to the territory of the planet Mars ) is 6167 days
From 2/24/1947 ( Edward James Olmos ) To 1/21/1976 ( date hijacked from me:my first landing on the planet Mars and my documented and lawful exclusive claim to the territory of the planet Mars ) is 10558 days
From 1/21/1976 ( date hijacked from me:my first landing on the planet Mars and my documented and lawful exclusive claim to the territory of the planet Mars ) To 12/17/2004 ( Barack Hussein Obama & Crown Publishing Group & Bill Gates-Microsoft-Corbis-Nazi actively instigate insurrection and subversive activity against the United States federal government ) is 10558 days
From 1/12/1907 ( Sergei P. Korolev - the chief designer of Soviet Union rockets ) To 12/17/2004 ( Barack Hussein Obama & Crown Publishing Group & Bill Gates-Microsoft-Corbis-Nazi actively instigate insurrection and subversive activity against the United States federal government ) is 35769 days
From 3/3/1959 ( date hijacked from me:my birth date US ) To 2/5/2057 ( date hijacked from me:the fictional date setting 2000 film "Red Planet" ) is 35769 days
http://www.chron.com/CDA/archives/archive.mpl?id=2004_3827295
HOUSTON CHRONICLE ARCHIVES
Paper: HOUSTON CHRONICLE
Date: SAT 12/18/2004
Obama lands hefty sum for 3-book deal / For $1.9 million, senator-elect will write 2 for adults and 1 for children
By NICOLE ZIEGLER DIZON
Associated Press
CHICAGO - U.S. Sen.-elect Barack Obama, whose 1995 book jumped onto best-seller lists after his keynote address to the Democratic National Convention, has landed a three-book deal worth $1.9 million.
Crown Publishing Group and Random House Children's Books, divisions of Random House, announced Friday that Obama will write two books for adults and one for children.
He'll be paid an $850,000 advance for each adult book and $200,000 for the children's book, said Obama spokesman Robert Gibbs.
Stephen King
The Stand - The Complete & Uncut Edition [ RACKETEER INFLUENCED AND CORRUPT ORGANIZATIONS US Title 18 ]
Somewhere inside him a door had opened, letting in a cool breeze of fear. Flagg had screwed up. And Flagg was capable of distrusting Lloyd Henreid. And that was baaaad shit.
Still, he would have to be told about this. He wasn't going to take the decision to start another manhunt upon himself. Not after what had happened with the Judge. He got up to go to the house phones, and met Whitney Horgan coming from them.
"It's the man, Lloyd," he said, surprised by how calm his voice was - the fear inside him was now very great. And above all else, it was important for him to remember that he would have long since starved in his Phoenix holding cell if it hadn't been for Flagg. There was no sense kidding himself; he belonged to the dark man lock, stock, and barrel.
But I can't do my job if he shuts off the information, he thought, going to the elevator bank. He pushed the pent-house button, and the elevator car rose swiftly. Again there was that nagging, unhappy feeling: Flagg hadn't known. The third spy had been here all along, and Flagg hadn't known.
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I Robot
Lead by example.
Says that right on your badge.
So we gonna talk about this?
About what?
Help, police... that robot stole my dry cleaning.
Oh, you want to talk about that?
