Number 878: The Farthest Man From Home
I am Kerry Burgess. This is what I think.
If this is the first blog-post by me you're reading then you are galactically uninformed.
This Is What I Think.
Wednesday, May 13, 2026
Today is 05/13/2026
https://news.microsoft.com/2005/04/25/gates-ushers-in-third-decade-of-windows-innovation-with-x64-editions-longhorn-technical-preview/
Microsoft
Gates Ushers in Third Decade of Windows Innovation with x64 Editions, “Longhorn” Technical Preview
April 25, 2005
SEATTLE, April 25, 2005 — With the third decade of Microsoft® Windows® fast approaching, Microsoft Corp. Chairman and Chief Software Architect Bill Gates today predicted that 64-bit computing, together with the newest versions of the company’s premier operating system, will ignite the most promising era yet of industrywide innovation.
Bill Gates with a prototype “ultra-mobile,” 7-inch screen Tablet PC at WinHec 2005. Seattle, April 25, 2005.
During his keynote speech at the Microsoft Windows Hardware Engineering Conference (WinHEC) 2005, Gates announced the general availability of Microsoft Windows XP Professional x64 Edition and Windows Server (TM) 2003 x64 Editions, and offered a glimpse at the opportunities created for software and hardware developers by these faster, more-secure and more-powerful operating systems. Gates also demonstrated how the next version of the Windows operating system, code-named “Longhorn,” will put even more of the power of 64-bit computing to work for people.
“The next decade will bring about a new wave of innovation in the technology industry through the increased security, greater reliability and faster performance enabled by 64-bit computing and continued advances in Windows,” Gates said. “‘Longhorn’ and the new x64-bit versions of Windows are the best foundation for a new generation of faster, more powerful hardware and software that expands the possibilities for computing and transforms the way we work and play.”
From 1/20/1953 ( Jeffrey Epstein ) To 8/24/2001 ( ) is 17748 days
17748 = 8874 + 8874
From 11/2/1965 ( my known birth date in Antlers, Oklahoma, USA, as Kerry Wayne Burgess ) To 2/18/1990 ( premiere USA TV series episode "The Simpsons"::"The Call of the Simpsons" ) is 8874 days
From 5/21/1963 ( ) To 8/24/2001 ( ) is 13975 days
From 11/2/1965 ( my known birth date in Antlers, Oklahoma, USA, as Kerry Wayne Burgess ) To 2/6/2004 ( IN THE FUTURE from 08/24/2001: as me, Kerry Burgess, my final day as full-time employee of Microsoft Corporation in Seattle beginning 12/07/1998 ) is 13975 days
From 5/14/1992 ( the Intelsat 6 successful rescue during US space shuttle Endeavour orbiter vehicle mission STS-49 includes me Kerry Wayne Burgess the United States Marine Corps commissioned-officer and United States STS-49 pilot astronaut and my 1st official United States of America National Aeronautics and Space Administration orbital flight of 4 overall ) To 8/24/2001 ( ) is 3389 days
From 11/2/1965 ( my known birth date in Antlers, Oklahoma, USA, as Kerry Wayne Burgess ) To 2/12/1975 ( premiere USA film "The Stepford Wives" ) is 3389 days
The Seattle Times
Saturday, August 25, 2001
Microsoft releases XP as new judge gets antitrust case
By John Hendren
Seattle Times Washington bureau
WASHINGTON — Microsoft yesterday handed its latest operating system to computer makers as its antitrust case — and the company's fate — was handed to a new judge.
A federal appeals court sent the landmark antitrust case back to the district court where it began, while Microsoft executives 3,000 miles away in Redmond were preparing for a ceremony in which they would give Windows XP to executives of Compaq, Dell and other computer manufacturers.
http://www.microsoft.com/presspass/press/2001/oct01/10-25xpoverallpr.mspx
Windows XP Is Here!
Bill Gates Joins Industry Leaders and Partners in New York To Launch Microsoft's Best Operating System Ever in Time for Holiday Season
NEW YORK, Oct. 25, 2001 — Today Microsoft Corp. announced the worldwide availability of Windows® XP with a celebration in the business capital of the world: New York City. Customers are now able to acquire the new Microsoft® Windows XP operating system on new personal computers and in retail stores throughout the world. Microsoft Chairman and Chief Software Architect Bill Gates presented the keynote address at the most important product launch in Microsoft's history
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0701228/
IMDb
The Simpsons
S1.E7
The Call of the Simpsons
Episode aired Feb 18, 1990
Homer takes the family camping
The Simpsons
The Call of the Simpsons
Quotes
Lisa Simpson: The Simpsons have entered the forest.
"The Call of the Simpsons" (1990) The Simpsons
Homer takes the family to "Bob's RV Round-Up". The salesman spots easy quarry. Homer asks to see their best RV, better than Flanders'. Cowboy Bob shows them "The Ultimate Behemoth", a two-story monster.
Bart: Does it have its own satellite dish, sir?
Cowboy Bob: You can tell your son it has its own satellite. The VanStar One, launched last February, just for this thing, that’s all.
1963-05-21_1-1
https://www.presidency.ucsb.edu/documents/remarks-upon-presenting-the-nasa-distinguished-service-medal-astronaut-l-gordon-cooper
From 4/6/1917 ( the US Navy Cross medal first established ) To 10/14/1993 ( Mike Durant released from captivity in Somalia ) is 27950 days
27950 = 13975 + 13975
From 11/2/1965 ( my known birth date in Antlers, Oklahoma, USA, as Kerry Wayne Burgess ) To 2/6/2004 ( ) is 13975 days
From 6/12/1918 ( Lloyd William Williams killed by enemy action during World War I ) To 12/20/1994 ( an aviator in non-aviator related duties boots on the ground in Bosnia as Kerry Wayne Burgess the United States Marine Corps captain this day is my United States Navy Cross medal date of record ) is 27950 days
27950 = 13975 + 13975
From 11/2/1965 ( my known birth date in Antlers, Oklahoma, USA, as Kerry Wayne Burgess ) To 2/6/2004 ( ) is 13975 days
From 6/8/1993 ( commencement, Princeton University Class of 1993 ) To 2/6/2004 ( as me, Kerry Burgess, my final day as full-time employee of Microsoft Corporation in Seattle beginning 12/07/1998 ) is 3895 days
From 11/2/1965 ( my known birth date in Antlers, Oklahoma, USA, as Kerry Wayne Burgess ) To 7/2/1976 ( from Wikipedia on the global-internetwork: The Supreme Court of the United States ruled in Gregg v. Georgia, holding by a 7 to 2 majority that the death penalty was not inherently cruel or unusual and was a constitutionally acceptable form of punishment ) is 3895 days
From 6/14/1927 ( from On This Day: Jerome K. Jerome, English writer (The Idle Thoughts of an Idle Fellow), dies ) To 9/17/1965 ( premiere USA TV series "Hogan's Heroes" ) is 13975 days
From 11/2/1965 ( my known birth date in Antlers, Oklahoma, USA, as Kerry Wayne Burgess ) To 2/6/2004 ( - and arriving soon in Spokane Valley ) is 13975 days
From 5/5/1978 ( Jimmy Carter, 39th President of USA federal government 1977-1981: Spokane, Washington - Remarks at Dedication Ceremonies for Riverfront Park ) To 2/6/2004 ( ) is 9408 days
9408 = 4704 + 4704 From 11/2/1965 ( my birth date in Antlers Oklahoma USA and my birthdate as the known official United States Marshal Kerry Wayne Burgess and active duty United States Marine Corps officer ) To 9/19/1978 ( Jimmy Carter, 39th President of USA: Executive Order 12082 - Armed Forces Promotion and Disability Separation Limitations ) is 4704 days
From 7/19/1989 ( the United Airlines Flight 232 crash in Sioux City Iowa and from the thoughts in my conscious mind, coinciding with United States of America Veterans Affairs hospital psychiatric doctor medical drugs: the end of Kerry Burgess - *me* - the natural human being cloned from another human being {Thomas Reagan - the genetic maternal-grandson of Ronald Reagan and Jane Wyman} ) To 2/6/2004 ( ) is 5315 days
From 11/2/1965 ( my known birth date in Antlers, Oklahoma, USA, as Kerry Wayne Burgess ) To 5/22/1980 ( Jimmy Carter, 39th President of USA federal government 1877-1981: Spokane, Washington - Remarks and a Question-and-Answer Session With Reporters Following a Meeting With State and Community Leaders ) is 5315 days
From 1/9/1913 ( Richard Nixon ) To 7/19/1989 ( the United Airlines Flight 232 crash in Sioux City Iowa and from the thoughts in my conscious mind, coinciding with United States of America Veterans Affairs hospital psychiatric doctor medical drugs: the end of Kerry Burgess - *me* - the natural human being cloned from another human being {Thomas Reagan} ) is 27950 days
27950 = 13975 + 13975
From 11/2/1965 ( my known birth date in Antlers, Oklahoma, USA, as Kerry Wayne Burgess ) To 2/6/2004 ( ) is 13975 days
From 2/21/1997 ( the landing of the US space shuttle Discovery orbiter vehicle mission STS-82 includes me Kerry Wayne Burgess the United States Marine Corps commissioned-officer and United States STS-82 pilot astronaut and my 4th official United States of America National Aeronautics Space Administration orbital flight of 4 overall ) To 2/6/2004 ( ) is 2541 days
From 11/2/1965 ( my known birth date in Antlers, Oklahoma, USA, as Kerry Wayne Burgess ) To 10/17/1972 ( Britain's Queen Elizabeth II {from the thoughts in my conscious mind, coinciding with United States of America Veterans Affairs hospital psychiatric doctor medical drugs: my biological genetic paternal-grandmother along with Prince Philip } visits Yugoslavia ) is 2541 days
From 10/13/1952 ( premiere USA TV series episode "Hollywood Opening Night"::"Let George Do It" ) To 1/17/1991 ( the date of record of my US Navy Medal of Honor as Kerry Wayne Burgess chief warrant officer United States Marine Corps circa 1991 officially the United States Apache attack helicopter pilot ) is 13975 days
From 11/2/1965 ( my known birth date in Antlers, Oklahoma, USA, as Kerry Wayne Burgess ) To 2/6/2004 ( ) is 13975 days
From 8/18/1973 ( The Killian Document ) To 2/6/2004 ( ) is 11129 days
From 11/2/1965 ( my known birth date in Antlers, Oklahoma, USA, as Kerry Wayne Burgess ) To 4/22/1996 ( from The Daily Princetonian publication, Princeton University: Danspeckgruber Reports On Bosnia ) is 11129 days
From 4/9/1946 ( Joseph Wayne Burgess - as Kerry Wayne Burgess, I maintain he was never my biological father and I maintain you're an idiotic moron to doubt any claim made by me ) To 7/13/1984 ( premiere US film "The Last Starfighter" ) is 13975 days
From 11/2/1965 ( my known birth date in Antlers, Oklahoma, USA, as Kerry Wayne Burgess ) To 2/6/2004 ( as Kerry Burgess my final day as full-time employee of Microsoft Corporation in Seattle beginning 12/07/1998 ) is 13975 days
From 10/28/1994 ( premiere USA film "Stargate" ) To 2/6/2004 ( ) is 3388 days
3388 = 1694 + 1694
From 11/2/1965 ( my known birth date in Antlers, Oklahoma, USA, as Kerry Wayne Burgess ) To 6/23/1970 ( at University of Cambridge, Prince Charles becomes the first heir of the British monarchy to obtain a college diploma ) is 1694 days
From 1/1/1997 ( the Emergency Alert System becomes operational in the United States ) To 2/6/2004 ( ) is 2592 days
2592 = 1296 + 1296
From 11/2/1965 ( my known birth date in Antlers, Oklahoma, USA, as Kerry Wayne Burgess ) To 5/21/1969 ( described publicly only by me, the Princeton University doctor of medicine degree graduation of my biological brother Dr Thomas Reagan MD ) is 1296 days
From 5/15/1984 ( officially accepted for enlistment US Navy on 05/21/1983 for the Advanced Electronics Field, as Kerry Wayne Burgess I began active service for an enlistment period of six years as US Navy enlisted seafarer as scheduled for this day ) To 2/6/2004 ( ) is 7206 days
From 11/2/1965 ( my known birth date in Antlers, Oklahoma, USA, as Kerry Wayne Burgess ) To 7/26/1985 ( Ronald Reagan, 40th President of USA federal government 1981-1989:Statement of Administration Policy: S. 1195 - Missing Children ) is 7206 days
From 5/15/1984 ( Ronald Reagan, 40th President of USA federal government 1981-1989: Proclamation 5194 - Missing Children Day, 1984 ) To 2/6/2004 ( ) is 7206 days
From 11/2/1965 ( my known birth date in Antlers, Oklahoma, USA, as Kerry Wayne Burgess ) To 7/26/1985 ( Ronald Reagan, 40th President of USA federal government 1981-1989:Statement of Administration Policy: S. 1195 - Missing Children ) is 7206 days
From 1/20/1953 ( Jeffrey Epstein ) To 2/6/2004 ( as Kerry Burgess my final day as full-time employee of Microsoft Corporation in Seattle beginning 12/07/1998 ) is 18644 days
18644 = 9322 + 9322
From 11/2/1965 ( me ) To 5/12/1991 ( disguised as McLaren driver Ayrton Senna, I was the winning race driver at the Formula One Monaco Grand Prix as the unpublished Formula One driver and the financial partner of McLaren Honda and the legitimate agent of Interpol ) is 9322 days
https://www.legion.org/stories/other/retreat-hell-we-just-got-here
The American Legion
"Retreat, hell! We just got here."
DEC 11, 2014
America entered World War I to reinforce the battered French and British troops waging a desperate fight against Germany. On June 2, 1918, a division of Marines was sent to support the French army at Belleau Wood. As the Marines arrived, they found French troops retreating through their lines. A French colonel, attempting to acquaint the Americans with the realities of the situation and not trusting his spoken English, scribbled a note to the officer in charge of the Americans ordering them to retreat. The Marine officer looked at the Frenchman coldly and said, Retreat, Hell! We just got here. That officer was Capt. Lloyd W. Williams, commanding the 51st Company, 2nd Battalion, 5th Marine Regiment.
from my private journal, as me, Kerry Burgess, typed after being released from the USA Veterans Affairs psychiatric hospital enduring many months sitting in a grungy two-computer room in a homeless shelter on the waterfront in downtown Seattle:
by me, Kerry Burgess, excerpts from my private journal: From: Kerry Burgess
Sent: Tuesday, March 7, 2006 6:12 PM
To: Kerry Burgess
Subject: Microsoft might take a new look at lethal injection
http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/local/261975_lethal07.html
A decade ago, when Microsoft executives made lethal injection the primary way to execute pesky competition, it was considered less barbaric than hanging and less likely to bring long, costly trips to the woods.
Bill Gates has called lethal injection "undoubtedly innovative" and said that ruling otherwise would be "tantamount to forbidding the death penalty altogether for our competitors."
But now, as death row competitors in other states claim it's cruel punishment because it may not bring a peaceful death as once believed, some managers say Bill Gates will likely have to look for another more painful method.
"It's pretty clear that this method of execution has the potential to cause a great deal of pain -- and maybe even more pain than some of the methods we're using now and we like that."
posted by me, Kerry Burgess - H.V.O.M at 9:36 PM Sunday, September 11, 2005
Yesterday, I started thinking that maybe no one is going to just give me the explanation I have been waiting on. Instead, what I think is going to happen is someone is going to hand me a set of keys and say "Here you go. One shiny, pre-owned Microsoft. Have fun." I just wonder if Bill Gates is a smoker and if so, whether I will be able to get that smoky smell out of it before I take it for a drive.
1652386 .jpg, from internet
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Belleau_Wood
Battle of Belleau Wood
From Wikipedia
The Battle of Belleau Wood (1 26 June 1918) occurred during the German spring offensive in World War I, near the Marne River in France. The battle was fought between the U.S. 2nd (under the command of Major General Omar Bundy) and 3rd Divisions along with French and British forces against an assortment of German units including elements from the 237th, 10th, 197th, 87th, and 28th Divisions. The battle has become a key component in the lore of the United States Marine Corps.
Fighting in Belleau Wood
The battle was now deadlocked. At midnight on 7 8 June, a German attack was stopped cold and an American counter-attack in the morning of 8 June was similarly defeated. Sibley's battalion having sustained nearly 400 casualties was relieved by the 1st Battalion, 6th Marines. Major Shearer took over the 3rd Battalion, 5th Marines for the wounded Berry. On 9 June, an enormous American and French barrage devastated Belleau Wood, turning the formerly attractive hunting preserve into a jungle of shattered trees. The Germans counter-fired into Lucy and Bouresches and reorganized their defenses inside Belleau Wood.
In the morning of 10 June, Major Hughes' 1st Battalion, 6th Marines together with elements of the 6th Machine Gun Battalion attacked north into the wood. Although this attack initially seemed to be succeeding, it was also stopped by machine gun fire. The commander of the 6th Machine Gun Battalion Major Cole was mortally wounded. Captain Harlan Major senior captain present with the battalion took command. The Germans used great quantities of mustard gas. Next, Wise's 2nd Battalion, 5th Marines was ordered to attack the woods from the west, while Hughes continued his advance from the south.
At 04:00 on 11 June, Wise's men advanced through a thick morning mist towards Belleau Wood, supported by the 23rd and 77th companies of the 6th Machine Gun Battalion, and elements of the 2nd Battalion, 2nd Engineers and were cut to pieces by heavy fire. Platoons were isolated and destroyed by interlocked machine gun fire. It was discovered that the battalion had advanced in the wrong direction. Rather than moving northeast, they had moved directly across the wood's narrow waist. However, they smashed the German southern defensive lines. A German private, whose company had 30 men left out of 120, wrote "We have Americans opposite us who are terribly reckless fellows."
Overall, the woods were attacked by the Marines a total of six times before they could successfully expel the Germans. They fought off parts of five divisions of Germans, often reduced to using only their bayonets or fists in hand-to-hand combat.
On 26 June, the 3rd Battalion, 5th Marines, under command of Major Maurice E. Shearer, supported by two companies of the 4th Machine Gun Battalion and the 15th Company of the 6th Machine Gun Battalion, made an attack on Belleau Wood, which finally cleared that forest of Germans. On that day, Major Shearer submitted a report simply stating, "Woods now U.S. Marine Corps entirely", ending one of the bloodiest and most ferocious battles U.S. forces would fight in the war.
From 10/28/1955 ( Bill Gates ) To 3/1/1996 ( premiere US TV series episode "The Outer Limits"::"Trial By Fire" ) is 14735 days
From 11/2/1965 ( my known birth date in Antlers, Oklahoma, USA, as Kerry Wayne Burgess ) To 3/7/2006 ( ) is 14735 days
From 6/26/1918 ( during World War I the Battle of Belleau Wood ends with US Marine Corps victory ) To 3/3/1999 ( premiere US TV series episode "Seven Days"::"Daddy's Girl" ) is 29470 days
29470 = 14735 + 14735
From 11/2/1965 ( my known birth date in Antlers, Oklahoma, USA, as Kerry Wayne Burgess ) To 3/7/2006 ( ) is 14735 days
The Seattle Times
Wednesday, October 14, 1992
Quayle, Gore Set Themes For Last Weeks -- Stockdale Never Answers Own Query: `Why Am I Here?'
Times News Services
It may be remembered more for its furious, even nasty partisanship than for any impact it might have on the outcome of 1992 presidential election.
But yesterday's clash of the running mates did reveal that the campaigns have decided on lines of attack for the next three weeks: President Bush against Bill Clinton's character and tax policies; Clinton against Bush's economic record; and Ross Perot against Washington politicians and their deficit.
In yesterday's debate, Vice President Dan Quayle and Sen. Al Gore Jr. of Tennessee did a better job articulating their campaigns' basic messages than President Bush and Arkansas Gov. Clinton did in Sunday's low-energy affair.
In the crossfire, retired Vice Adm. James Stockdale often seemed lost - a civilian who had wandered into a private war.
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt39796686/?ref_=ttep_ep_3
IMDb
From
S4.E3
Merrily We Go
Episode aired May 3, 2026
From 5/13/1963 ( John F. Kennedy, 35th President of USA federal government 1961-1963: Remarks to a Group of Foreign Military Officers ) To 12/20/1994 ( ) is 11544 days
From 11/2/1965 ( ) To 6/11/1997 ( ) is 11544 days
https://msdn.microsoft.com/en-us/library/kw65a0we.aspx
Microsoft
Developer Network
Word Object Model Overview
Other Versions
When you develop Word solutions in Visual Studio, you interact with the Word object model. This object model consists of classes and interfaces that are provided in the primary interop assembly for Word, and are defined in the Microsoft.Office.Interop.Word namespace.
Applies to: The information in this topic applies to document-level projects and VSTO add-in projects for Word. For more information, see Features Available by Office Application and Project Type.
This topic provides a brief overview of the Word object model. For resources where you can learn more about the entire Word object model, see Using the Word Object Model Documentation.
For information about using the Word object model to perform specific tasks, see the following topics:
Working with Documents
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Understanding the Word Object Model
Word provides hundreds of objects with which you can interact. These objects are organized in a hierarchy that closely follows the user interface. At the top of the hierarchy is the Application object. This object represents the current instance of Word. The Application object contains the Document, Selection, Bookmark, and Range objects. Each of these objects has many methods and properties that you can access to manipulate and interact with the object.
http://www.leagle.com/xmlResult.aspx?page=1&xmldoc=200079690FSupp2d706_1735.xml&docbase=CSLWAR2-1986-2006&SizeDisp=7
LEAGLE
HEIRS OF ESTATE OF JENKINS v. PARAMOUNT PICTURES
90 F.Supp.2d 706 (2000)
The HEIRS OF THE ESTATE OF William F. JENKINS, Plaintiff,
v.
PARAMOUNT PICTURES CORP., Defendant.
No. Civ.A.99-1766-A.
United States District Court, E.D. Virginia, Alexandria Division.
March 20, 2000.
Stanley Clinton Spooner, Nixon and Vanderhye, P.C., Arlington, VA, for plaintiff.
John F. Anderson, Richards, McGettigan, Reilly & West, P.C., Alexandria, VA, for defendant.
MEMORANDUM OPINION
ELLIS, District Judge.
In this trademark infringement action brought pursuant to section 43(a) of the Lanham Act, 15 U.S.C. § 1125, plaintiffs, the heirs of an author and owners of that author's work, claim that defendant's motion picture bears a title which is confusingly similar to the title of a short story published over half a century ago by the author. The summary judgment motion at bar presents, inter alia, the question whether plaintiffs may claim trademark protection in the title of a single expressive work, when the title is also the name of a science fiction genre.
I
Plaintiffs are the heirs of William F. Jenkins, a science fiction author who published works of fiction under the pseudonym, "Murray Leinster." Among Jenkins' work is the novellette "First Contact," the title of which is the subject of this litigation. Defendant Paramount Pictures Corporation produces, advertises and distributes television programs, movies, and related products.
In 1945, Jenkins, using his pseudonym, published "First Contact" in the magazine Astounding Science-Fiction. "First Contact," put simply, is a tale of mankind's first encounter with extraterrestrial life. Although many stories, books, and movies examine alien encounters with earthlings, Jenkins' short story is widely regarded as the prime example of this plot.2 In that regard, Jenkins' story has been reprinted in numerous anthologies since its initial publication in 1945, and in 1996, twenty-one years after Jenkins' death, the story was honored with a 1946 Retro-Hugo Award.3 In addition, perhaps as a result of Jenkins' story, a vast line of literature, movies, and nonfiction reports of alien encounters are described as "first contact" stories.
Defendant owns all of the so-called Star Trek properties. The Star Trek franchise includes nine motion pictures, four television series, and a large and extremely lucrative licensing and merchandising program. Defendant owns at least fifty registered trademarks related to Star Trek, which marks are licensed for use on a wide variety of merchandise, including books,
[ 90 F.Supp.2d 708 ]
toys, bookmarks, games, greeting cards, watches, clocks, software, and other goods. In total, defendant and its licensees have sold over $1 billion of Star Trek-related merchandise. Further evidence of Star Trek's ubiquity is found in a vast and mysterious Star Trek subculture, comprised of people who call themselves Trekkies or Trekkers. In short, through defendant's aggressive merchandising and the enduring popularity of the Star Trek television shows, movies, and books, STAR TREK has become one of the most famous trademarks in the world.
- by me, Kerry Wayne Burgess, posted by me: 03:22 AM Pacific-timezone USA Wednesday 05/13/2026
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