Monday, May 16, 2016
On the 'X'!
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The Simpsons (Repeat)
618 FXXPHD: Monday, May 16 10:30 PM [ 10:30 PM Monday 16 May 2016 Pacific Time USA ]
Sitcom, Animated
Viva Ned Flanders
Dispirited Ned Flanders takes Homer's advice and goes to Las Vegas.
Cast: Dan Castellaneta, Julie Kavner, Nancy Cartwright, Yeardley Smith, Harry Shearer, Hank Azaria Executive Producer(s): James L. Brooks, Matt Groening, David Mirkin
Original Air Date: Jan 10, 1999
http://www.simpsonsarchive.com/episodes/AABF06.txt
Viva Ned Flanders [ The Simspsons ]
Original Airdate on FOX: 10-Jan-1999
% Pulling into "Nero's Palace", Homer and Ned notice a man on a
% motorcycle high above them.
Homer: Hey! Lance Murdock!
Ned: If he's not careful, his scooter could roll right down that ramp.
Homer: He's a daredevil, Ned! He laughs at death.
Ned: Huh, when I wanna laugh, I'll take Bob Saget, thank you very much!
% Lance gets ready to defy death.
Announcer: And now, the indestructible Lance Murdock will jump his "suicycle" over an audience member. And he'll do it while attempting to open a locked safe on his head!
Any volunteers?
Homer: [pointing out Flanders] Pick him! Pick him!
Ned: No, Homer, no! I want do something exciting, but I can't just go from zero to thirty like that! I could be killed!
Homer: Fine, I'll do it. [to Murdock] Where do you want me?
Murdock: On the 'X'!
[Homer looks to a nearby ramp with a skull and crossbones 'X' on it. Red colored splatters decorate the incline]
Homer: You mean the one with the red paint?
Murdock: Uh, yeah, paint. Now, it's of critical importance that you don't ...
Homer: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll figure it out. This isn't rocket science.
Murdock: Well actually, there are several rockets mounted to the ...
Homer: Boring!
% Homer lies down and the drumroll begins. With a safe on his head,
% Lance takes off down the ramp and into the air.
Announcer: He's cleared the ring of fire ... and the ring of ice ... over the dog doo stick ... he's cracked the safe ...
Homer: [sitting up] Hey, Flanders, don't spill my beer!
Murdock: Oh, God, lay down! Lay down!
[attempting to miss Homer, crashes and rolls into a nearby concrete wall. Medics pounce on him with an electric heart-starter]
Announcer: He's all right, folks!
% The crowd cheers
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From 11/2/1965 ( my birth date in Antlers Oklahoma USA and my birthdate as the known official United States Marshal Kerry Wayne Burgess and active duty United States Marine Corps officer ) To 1/10/1999 is 12122 days
From 1/19/1993 ( in Asheville North Carolina as United States Marshal Kerry Wayne Burgess I was seriously wounded by gunfire when I returned fatal gunfire to a fugitive from United States federal justice who was another criminal sent by Bill Gates-Nazi-Microsoft-George Bush the cowardly violent criminal in another attempt to kill me the known official United States Marshal Kerry Wayne Burgess and active duty United States Marine Corps officer ) To 1/10/1999 is 2182 days
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From 5/12/1991 ( I was the winning race driver at the Formula One Monaco Grand Prix ) To 1/10/1999 is 2800 days
2800 = 1400 + 1400
From 11/2/1965 ( my birth date in Antlers Oklahoma USA and my birthdate as the known official United States Marshal Kerry Wayne Burgess and active duty United States Marine Corps officer ) To 9/2/1969 ( the first automatic teller machine in the United States was installed by Chemical Bank in Rockville New York ) is 1400 days
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From 9/7/1970 ( Minka ) To 1/10/1999 is 10352 days
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From 12/27/1972 ( the US Environmental Protection Agency regulation requiring unleaded gasoline ) To 1/10/1999 is 9510 days
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From 8/11/1948 ( premiere US film "Pitfall" ) To 1/10/1999 is 18414 days
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From 11/2/1965 ( my birth date in Antlers Oklahoma USA and my birthdate as the known official United States Marshal Kerry Wayne Burgess and active duty United States Marine Corps officer ) To 1/17/1991 ( the date of record of my United States Navy Medal of Honor as Kerry Wayne Burgess chief warrant officer United States Marine Corps circa 1991 ) is 9207 days
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The Simpsons Season 10 Episode 10
Viva Ned Flanders
Aired Sunday 8:00 PM Jan 10, 1999 on FOX
AIRED: 1/10/99
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0040695/releaseinfo
IMDb
Pitfall (1948)
Release Info
USA 11 August 1948 (Atlantic City, New Jersey)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0040695/quotes
IMDb
Pitfall (1948)
Quotes
J.B. MacDonald: She probably doesn't appeal to you but for me, she's just what I told the doctor to order.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0054135/releaseinfo
IMDb
Ocean's 11 (1960)
Release Info
USA 10 August 1960
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IMDb
Ocean's 11 (1960)
Taglines
Nobody else would have dared it because nobody else would have the nerve!
http://www.iflscience.com/health-and-medicine/astronaut-hearts-become-spherical-space
IFLSCIENCE!
Astronaut Hearts Become Spherical in Space
April 2, 2014 by Janet Fang
A study of 12 astronauts show how hearts can temporarily change their shape during long periods of microgravity -- a change that may lead to cardiac problems later on.
“The heart doesn’t work as hard in space, which can cause a loss of muscle mass,” James Thomas of NASA says in a news release. “That can have serious consequences after the return to Earth, so we’re looking into whether there are measures that can be taken to prevent or counteract that loss.”
There are plenty of health issues to worry about in zero gravity: for starters, bone loss, anemia, blurry vision, and loss of slow-twitch muscles. (Although, we did learn some good news earlier this year: evidence of thyroid cancer cells becoming less aggressive in space.) Knowing the amount and type of exercise astronauts need to keep the heart healthy will be crucial to guarantee their safety on long missions, such as the 18 months of spaceflight required for Mars.
Thomas and colleagues trained astronauts to take images of their hearts using ultrasound machines installed on the International Space Station. A dozen of them provided data on their heart shape before, during, and after spaceflight. These showed how their hearts became more spherical by a factor of 9.4 percent, which validate predictions from mathematical models.
The rounder shape appears to be temporary, fortunately, with the hearts returning to their normal, elongated shape shortly after the astronauts returned to Earth. But the transformation experienced in space suggests that the heart isn’t performing as efficiently -- although doctors don’t really know about the actual long-term health effects of this kind of change.
Now that the models are validated, the researchers hope to use them to understand cardiovascular conditions on Earth. “The models predicted the changes we observed in the astronauts almost exactly,” Thomas says. “It gives us confidence that we can move ahead and start using these models for more clinically important applications on Earth, such as to predict what happens to the heart under different stresses."
https://www.nlm.nih.gov/medlineplus/ency/patientinstructions/000737.htm
NIH U.S. National Library of Medicine
Gunshot wounds - aftercare
A gunshot wound is caused when a bullet or other projectile is shot into or through the body. Gunshot wounds can cause serious injury, including:
Severe bleeding
Damage to tissues and organs
Broken bones
Wound infections
Paralysis
The amount of damage depends on the location of the injury and the speed and type of bullet. Gunshot wounds to the head or body are likely to cause more damage.
Wound care
Depending on the severity of your wound, you may have had surgery to:
Find and remove bullet pieces
Find and remove pieces of broken or shattered bone
To clean the wound
Gunshots wounds that pass through the body without hitting major organs, blood vessels, or bone tend to cause less damage.
You may have bullet pieces that remain in your body. Often these can't be removed without causing more damage. Scar tissue will form around these remaining pieces and they shouldn't cause lasting symptoms.
You may have an open wound or a closed wound, depending on your injury. Your doctor will tell you how to change your dressing and care for your wound. Keep these tips in mind:
Keep the dressing and area around it clean and dry.
Take any antibiotics or pain relievers as directed. Gunshot wounds are at risk for infection because material and debris can get pulled into the wound with the bullet.
If possible, try to elevate the wound so it's above your heart. This helps reduce swelling. You may need to do this while sitting or lying down. You can use pillows to prop up the area.
If your doctor says it's OK, you may use an ice pack on the bandage to help with swelling. Ask how often you should apply the ice.
- posted by H.V.O.M - Kerry Wayne Burgess 11:18 PM Pacific Time Spokane Valley Washington USA Monday 16 May 2016
