I have the word that I might, after all, get to torture you bastards that have forced me to live in this cage all these years.
The following domestic terrorists are the first group that deserve to be held at Guantanamo to await my arrival and - quote - interrogations - unquote:
Bill Gates
Steve Ballmer
Jim Allchin
Brad Smith (Microsoft)
Dave Reichert
Norm Maleng
Karl Rove
Dan Bartlett
Harriet Miers