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Friday, September 09, 2011

"Imbecile Heads Hudsucker"




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Hudsucker Proxy The [ RACKETEER INFLUENCED AND CORRUPT ORGANIZATIONS US Title 18 ]


So, you see. I won't be working in the mail room long.
No, I don't guess you will be.
How long've you been here?
Forty-eight years.
Next year they move me up to parcels...
...if I'm lucky.
Attention Hudsucker employees:
We regretfully announce that at 30 seconds after the hour of noon...
...Hudsucker time...
...Waring Hudsucker, Founder, President...
...and Chairman of the Board of Hudsucker Industries...
...merged with the infinite.
To mark this occasion of corporate loss...
...we ask that all employees observe a moment of silent contemplation.
Thank you for your kind attention.
This moment has been duly noted on your timecards...
...and will be deducted from your pay. That is all.
Blue letter!
Blue letter!
They're bringing a blue letter!
It's a blue letter.
Top, top level.
Confidential communication between the brass.
Usually bad news.
They hate blue letters upstairs.
Hate them.
You!
Yeah, you! Barnes!
You don't look busy!
Think you can handle a blue letter?
This letter was sent this morning by the big man himself, Waring Hudsucker!
It's addressed to Sid Mussburger, Hudsucker's right-hand man!
It's a blue letter!
That means you got to put it right in Mussburger's hands.
No secretaries! No receptionists!
No colleagues! No excuses!
Mussburger!
Hi! My name's Buzz, I got the fuzz, I make the elevator do what she does.
Hang it up to dry.
- What's your pleasure? - Forty-four.
Forty-four, the top-brass floor. Say, buddy...
...what takes 50 years to get to the top floor and 30 seconds to get down?
Waring Hudsucker! You get it, buddy?
Say, buddy! Mr. Kline, up to nine.










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Hudsucker Proxy The [ RACKETEER INFLUENCED AND CORRUPT ORGANIZATIONS US Title 18 ]


You're from the basement, aren't you?
And weren't blessed with much...
...education?
Well, I am a college graduate.
But you did not excel in your studies.
Well, I made the dean's list...










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Guarding Tess


I'm here to see the director of the Secret Service.
Okay. Thanks.
Is there anyplace where I could put my bags?
Over there.
- Thank you. - Okay.
Congratulations, Doug. You've done a terrific job on a tough detail.
Well, thank you, sir. It wasn't that tough, actually.
Summersville, Ohio, is not exactly the center of the universe...
of course. But it's a nice, quiet little place.
Guarding Mrs. Carlisle gave me time to pick up many hours towards my Master's.










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Hudsucker Proxy The [ RACKETEER INFLUENCED AND CORRUPT ORGANIZATIONS US Title 18 ]


Sir, I've got something for you from the mail room, but first...
...if I could take a minute of your very valuable time to show you something...
...I've been working on for the past two or three years.
You know, for kids.
It's perfect for Hudsucker, not that I'm any great genius.
They say inspiration is 99% perspiration and in my case it's at least twice that...
- ...but I've got to tell you, sir-- - Wait a minute!
Sit down, son.
Go ahead.
Try it on.
Put your feet up.
Go ahead.
Let's get to know one another, shall we?
Let's chat...
...man-to-man.
You're from the basement, aren't you?
And weren't blessed with much...
...education?
Well, I am a college graduate.
But you did not excel in your studies.
Well, I made the dean's list...
...at the Muncie College of Business Administration.
And your friends called you "jerk," didn't they?
"Dope?"
"Dipstick?"
"Lamebrain?" "Schmo?"
Not even behind your back?
They voted me "Most Likely to Succeed."
You're fired.










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Hudsucker Proxy The [ RACKETEER INFLUENCED AND CORRUPT ORGANIZATIONS US Title 18 ]


Yes! Idea Man!
What are his hopes and dreams, his desires and aspirations?
Does he think all the time or a certain portion of the day?
How tall is he? Where does he sleep? What does he have for breakfast?
Does he put jam on his toast or doesn't he?
If not, why not and since when?
Well?
You're useless.
Yes. Idea Man.
"Creator."
"Innovator."
"Cerebrator."
Fake!
I tell you, the guy's a phony.
- Phony? - As a $3 bill.
- Says who? - Says me, Amy Archer!
Why is he an Idea Man? Because Hudsucker says so?
What are his ideas? Why can't anyone interview him?
Five bucks says she mentions her Pulitzer.
Again? You're on.
Look at the mug on this guy.
The jutting eyebrows, the simian forehead, the idiotic grin.
He has a face only a mother could love...
...on payday.
The only story here is how this guy made a monkey out of you.
Like it or not, I'm still editor of this rag.
I thought you were writing, "J. Edgar Hoover: When Will He Marry?"
- I filed it yesterday. Nice tie, Earl. - Well, do a follow-up.
"Hoover: Crimebuster or Pantywaist?"
The rest of you mugs get some brains and get me that Idea Man story!
He's the bunk.
I'll stake my Pulitzer on it!










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Hudsucker Proxy The [ RACKETEER INFLUENCED AND CORRUPT ORGANIZATIONS US Title 18 ]


Mailroom.
Good afternoon, this is Norville Barnes.
Barnes! Where the hell have you been? Where's my voucher?
I'm not sure.
I need that voucher! I told you a week ago it was important!
I'm president of the company now.
I don't care if you're president of the company!
I need the voucher now!










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Hudsucker Proxy The [ RACKETEER INFLUENCED AND CORRUPT ORGANIZATIONS US Title 18 ]


Is this guy from Chumpsville? I even pulled the old mother routine.
Adenoids?
Lumbago.
That gag's got whiskers on it.
I'm telling you, the Hudsucker Board's up to something.
What's a six-letter word for an affliction of the hypothalamus?
It's a cinch. Goiter. It's a cinch this guy isn't in on it.
She's right here.
How much time to make the late final?
Hi, Chief, just the person I wanted to apologize to.
About seven minutes.
I was all wet about your Idea Man.
Well, thanks for being so generous. It is human and you are divine.
No, he's no faker.
He's a 100% real McCoy, beware of imitations, genuine article.
The guy's a real moron, as in a five-letter word for imbecile.
As pure a specimen as I've ever run across.
If I'm not an expert...
...then my name isn't Amy Archer and I never won the Pulitzer.
In 1957.
My series on the reunited triplets.
Come down here, hammerhead, and I'll show it to you!
What's a three-letter word for a flightless bird?
Not now, I'm busy.
I said, "hammerhead" as in a ten-letter word for a smug, bullying newspaper man.
Gnu. That's G-N-U.
Couldn't find the Empire State Building with a compass, map and a guide.
Or emu?
That's just potatoes. Here's the gravy. The chump really liked me.