http://www.snpp.com/episodes/BABF08
Mansion Family
Original Airdate on FOX: 23-Jan-2000
% Marge and Lisa busily clean the house, upholding the sacred bond to
% keep the place exactly as Burns left it. They even scrub down a
% laboratory, even though the family was never in there. Several jars
% in the lab contain homunculi that resemble Burns and Smithers.
% Unfazed, Marge cleans a spot of dirt from one of the jars.
%
% The party rolls on full blast in international waters. Homer
% considers the lives of those back on land, smugly noting they are
% unaware of "the simple joys of a monkey knife fight." (One of which
% is taking place on the yacht at that very moment.)
%
% Bart teases a Coast Guard cutter holding position just inside United
% States national waters.
Bart: [through a bullhorn] Hey, Coast Guard! Try to stop us now, you lousy Americans.
Coast Guard: [through a loudspeaker] We can't hear you! Come three hundred feet closer!
Bart: Nice try. You're not going to nail us.
Coast Guard: But we just want to party.
Bart: Oh, really? Then play some rock music.
[Man on cutter mimics the guitar riff from "China Grove"]
Homer: [joins in] Come on, Bart! The Coast Guard's covering the Doobs!
[Bart and Homer continue mimicking the music, and start dancing] Who's the greatest millionaire in the world?
[the other guests join in]
Crowd: You are!
-- Party on, Homer, "The Mansion Family"
% Homer's bash soon draws unwanted attention from pirates. Peering
through a spyglass, he sees the party on Burns' boat.
Mate: [collapsing the spyglass] Looks like another homosexual party boat. They always have such nice things.
[ Racketeering Mob Organization and International Terrorist Organization Microsoft & International Terrorist and Severely Treasonous agent of the Soviet Union George Herbert Walker Bush actively instigate insurrection and subversive activity against the U.S. federal government with all Racketeering Mob Organization and International Terrorist Organization Microsoft & International Terrorist and Severely Treasonous agent of the Soviet Union George Herbert Walker Bush partners employees lawyers managers of any capacity as severely treasonous political and criminal accomplices and that are active unlawful obstructions, combinations, or assemblages, or rebellion against the authority of the United States that actively make it impracticable to enforce the laws of the United States in the United States and in the Severely Treasonous and Criminally Rebellious State of Washington by the ordinary course of judicial proceedings ]
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090519-N-7656T-311 ATLANTIC OCEAN (May 19, 2009) An F/A-18C Hornet assigned to Air Test and Evaluation Squadron (VX) 23, piloted by Lt. Patrick McKenna and Cmdr. Beau Duarte, became the first aircraft to be catapulted from the aircraft carrier USS George H.W. Bush (CVN 77). George H.W. Bush is the tenth and final Nimitz-class aircraft carrier and is underway off the coast of Virginia conducting flight deck certification. (U.S. Navy photo by Mass Communication Specialist 1st Class Michael Tackitt/Released)
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TITLE 18--CRIMES AND CRIMINAL PROCEDURE
PART I--CRIMES
CHAPTER 115--TREASON, SEDITION, AND SUBVERSIVE ACTIVITIES
Sec. 2381. Treason
Whoever, owing allegiance to the United States, levies war against them or adheres to their enemies, giving them aid and comfort within the United States or elsewhere, is guilty of treason and shall suffer death, or shall be imprisoned not less than five years and fined under this title but not less than $10,000; and shall be incapable of holding any office under the United States.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Organized_crime
Organized crime
Organized crime or criminal organizations are groups or operations run by criminals, most commonly for the purpose of generating a monetary profit. The Organized Crime Control Act (U.S., 1970) defines organized crime as "The unlawful activities of ... a highly organized, disciplined association...".
In order for a criminal organization to prosper, some degree of support is required from the society in which it lives.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/King_County,_Washington
King County, Washington
King County is located in the [ ROGUE ]U.S. state of Washington.
The county seat is [ ROGUE STATE ]Seattle
The [ ESTABLISHED NATIONAL TRAITOR AGAINST THE U.S. FEDERAL GOVERNMENT AND FRAUDULENT ]King County Executive, currently Ron Sims, heads the county's [ SEVERELY TREASONOUS ]executive branch. The [ SEVERELY TREASONOUS ]King County Council is the legislative branch of government. The [ SEVERELY TREASONOUS ]King County Prosecutor, Dan Satterberg, and the King County Assessor, Scott Noble, are also elected executive positions [ that were long ago compromised by fraud and organized crime. ]
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rogue_state
Rogue state
Rogue state is a term applied by some international theorists to states considered threatening to the world's peace.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Civil_war
Civil war
A civil war is a war in which parties within the same culture, society or nationality fight against each other for the control of political power.
Some civil wars are categorized as revolutions when major societal restructuring is a possible outcome of the conflict. An insurgency, whether successful or not, is likely to be classified as a civil war by some historians if, and only if, organized armies fight conventional battles. Other historians state the criterion for a civil war is that there must be prolonged violence between organized factions or defined regions of a country (conventionally fought or not).[citation needed]
The unsuccessful insurgency of the 1860s by southern U.S. states against the federal government backed by Northern states, which also featured organized armies fighting battles, came to be known as the American Civil War. While hostilities were still ongoing, most Confederates preferred to call the conflict the Second American Revolution or something very similar. In the United States, and in American-dominated sources, this war is the default "Civil War," with other civil wars noted or inferred from context.
http://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/html/uscode18/usc_sec_18_00000794----000-.html
U.S. Code
TITLE 18 > PART I > CHAPTER 37 > § 794
§ 794. Gathering or delivering defense information to aid foreign government
(a) Whoever, with intent or reason to believe that it is to be used to the injury of the United States or to the advantage of a foreign nation, communicates, delivers, or transmits, or attempts to communicate, deliver, or transmit, to any foreign government, or to any faction or party or military or naval force within a foreign country, whether recognized or unrecognized by the United States, or to any representative, officer, agent, employee, subject, or citizen thereof, either directly or indirectly, any document, writing, code book, signal book, sketch, photograph, photographic negative, blueprint, plan, map, model, note, instrument, appliance, or information relating to the national defense, shall be punished by death or by imprisonment for any term of years or for life, except that the sentence of death shall not be imposed unless the jury or, if there is no jury, the court, further finds that the offense resulted in the identification by a foreign power (as defined in section 101(a) of the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act of 1978) of an individual acting as an agent of the United States and consequently in the death of that individual, or directly concerned nuclear weaponry, military spacecraft or satellites, early warning systems, or other means of defense or retaliation against large-scale attack; war plans; communications intelligence or cryptographic information; or any other major weapons system or major element of defense strategy.
(b) Whoever, in time of war, with intent that the same shall be communicated to the enemy, collects, records, publishes, or communicates, or attempts to elicit any information with respect to the movement, numbers, description, condition, or disposition of any of the Armed Forces, ships, aircraft, or war materials of the United States, or with respect to the plans or conduct, or supposed plans or conduct of any naval or military operations, or with respect to any works or measures undertaken for or connected with, or intended for the fortification or defense of any place, or any other information relating to the public defense, which might be useful to the enemy, shall be punished by death or by imprisonment for any term of years or for life.
(c) If two or more persons conspire to violate this section, and one or more of such persons do any act to effect the object of the conspiracy, each of the parties to such conspiracy shall be subject to the punishment provided for the offense which is the object of such conspiracy.
(d)
(1) Any person convicted of a violation of this section shall forfeit to the United States irrespective of any provision of State law—
(A) any property constituting, or derived from, any proceeds the person obtained, directly or indirectly, as the result of such violation, and
(B) any of the person’s property used, or intended to be used, in any manner or part, to commit, or to facilitate the commission of, such violation.
http://www.highbeam.com/doc/1G1-3892790.html
How Soviets steal U.S. high-tech secrets; the KGB uses blackmail, bribery and deception to plunder U.S. technology worth billions to Moscow.
Article from:U.S. News & World Report Article date:August 12, 1985Author:Dudney, Robert S.
In Moscow's espionage offensive against the United States, no prize is more valued than secrets of America's high technology.
Like his predecessors, Kremlin chief Mikhail Gorbachev counts on pilfered American industrial secrets to help rescue the Soviet Union from economic stagnation and to keep pace in the superpowe arms race.
No fewer than 2,000 intelligence agents, smugglers and international middlemen are at work for Moscow around the globe obtaining everything from sophisticated computers to pinhead-size microchips in a no-holds-barred offensive where stakes are high, payoffs handsome and personal risks relatively small.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Criminal_conversion
Criminal conversion
Criminal conversion, in criminal law, is usually defined as the crime of exerting unauthorized use or control of someone else's property. It differs from theft in that it does not include the element of intending to deprive the owner of the possession of that property. As such, it is a lesser included offense of the crime of theft.
An example might be tapping someone's secured wireless LAN or public utility line (which could also amount to theft of services).
http://www.presidency.ucsb.edu/ws/index.php?pid=38909&st=McAuliffe&st1=
Remarks of the Vice President [ International Terrorist and Severely Treasonous agent of Communist China and the Soviet Union George Herbert Walker Bush actively instigate insurrection and subversive activity against the U.S. federal government ] Announcing the Winner of the Teacher in Space Project
July 19th, 1985
The Vice President. We're here today to announce the first private citizen passenger in the history of space flight. The President said last August that this passenger would be one of America's finest—a teacher. Well, since then, as we've heard, NASA, with the help of the heads of our State school systems, has searched the Nation for a teacher with "the right stuff." Really, there are thousands, thousands of teachers with the right stuff. And they're committed to quality in education; to teaching their students the basics—reading, writing, mathematics, science, literature, history—to teaching the foundations of our cultural heritage; to teaching the values that guide us as Americans; and to teaching that important, but difficult to obtain, quality—clarity of thought.
We're honoring all those teachers of merit today, and we're doing something else because the finalists here with me and the more than a hundred semifinalists will all in the months ahead serve, as Jim has said, as a link between NASA and the Nation's school system. These teachers have all received special NASA training to pass on to other teachers and to their students. And together they and NASA will be a part of an exciting partnership for quality in education.
So, let me tell you ow who our teacher in space will be. And let me say I thought I was a world traveler, but this tops anything I've tried. And first, the backup teacher, who will make the flight if the winner can't: Barbara Morgan of the McCall-Donnelly Elementary School in McCall, Idaho. Barbara has been a teacher for 11 years. She first taught on the Flathead Indian Reservation in Montana. She currently teaches second grade. Congratulations. And we have a little thing for you.
And the winner, the teacher who will be going into space: Christa McAuliffe. Where is—is that you? [Laughter] Christa teaches in Concord High School in Concord, New Hampshire. She teaches high school social studies. She's been teaching for 12 years. She plans to keep a journal of her experiences in space. She said that—and here's the quote—"Just as the pioneer travelers of the Conestoga wagon days kept personal journies [journals], I as a space traveler would do the same." Well, I'm personally looking forward to reading that journal some day.
[ Racketeering Mob Organization and International Terrorist Organization Microsoft & International Terrorist and Severely Treasonous agent of the Soviet Union George Herbert Walker Bush actively instigate insurrection and subversive activity against the U.S. federal government with all Racketeering Mob Organization and International Terrorist Organization Microsoft & International Terrorist and Severely Treasonous agent of the Soviet Union George Herbert Walker Bush partners employees lawyers managers of any capacity as severely treasonous political and criminal accomplices and that are active unlawful obstructions, combinations, or assemblages, or rebellion against the authority of the United States that actively make it impracticable to enforce the laws of the United States in the United States and in the Severely Treasonous and Criminally Rebellious State of Washington by the ordinary course of judicial proceedings ]
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Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming
Original airdate in N.A.: 26-Nov-95
The scenes flash through people throughout Springfield and then the mushroom cloud appears, very small, and sets off the smoke detector in the blimp. The bomb casing breaks apart and rats scatter.
Bob: [reading from the bomb casing] "Best before November 1959." Dammit, Bob. There were plenty of brand new bombs, but you had to go for that retro 50s charm.
[to kids]
Well, if it isn't my arch nemesis, Bart Simpson. And his sister Lisa to whom I'm fairly indifferent.
Bart: So, Krusty double crossed you. But your basic plan was pure genius. Where do you get your ideas?
http://www.navy.mil/search/display.asp?story_id=33479
Tarawa ESG Receives Espionage Awareness Training
Story Number: NNS071124-01
Release Date: 11/24/2007 7:29:00 PM
By Mass Communication Specialist 3rd Class Carlos Cepeda, USS Tarawa Public Affairs
USS TARAWA, At Sea (NNS) -- Navy Counter Intelligence Service (NCIS) conducted a counterintelligence and espionage lecture on board amphibious assault ship USS Tarawa (LHA 1) Nov. 19.
"NCIS provides counter intelligence and espionage awareness to all Navy and Marine Corps members," said Chris Follis, NCIS special agent float. "The training gives a brief overview of what NCIS does and then goes into case studies explaining what counter intelligence and espionage are."
The reporting requirements are one of the most important parts in the brief, added Follis. They provide service members with information on what to watch out for and who to report it to when visiting a foreign port or at home.
