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War Is The H Word Script
Episode Air Date : November 26, 2000
[Planet Express: Farnsworth's Lab. Bender lies on a table and Farnsworth welds something in his chest cabinet. The other staff gather around watching.]
Well, that's it. Let's reactivate him.
(shouting) Wake up!
[He slaps Bender. Bender yawns and sits up.]
Hey, chumps and chumpettes. Did you get the bomb out? Can I go back to saying the word I love to say?
I'm sorry but we couldn't remove it.
It's stuck in there with glue or something.
I don't know.
(ironic) Well, this is just great! What's the point of living if I can't say "ass"?
Hey, I didn't blow up! Ass, ass, ass, ass, ass! Alright! I'm back in the saddle!
We couldn't disarm the bomb so we reset the word that triggers it.
It's from the list of words you almost never say.
That's using your ass. So, what's the word?
We think it's better if you don't know.
Oh, come on. I'm not gonna say it. Please?
Oh, is it "please"?
Hm, words I never say. Oh, I know! "Thanks"!
Bender, stop trying to destroy the world.
Wait, wait, wait, wait. Is it "sorry"?