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War Is The H Word Script
Episode Air Date : November 26, 2000
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[Planet Express: Farnsworth's Lab. Bender lies on a table and Farnsworth welds something in his chest cabinet. The other staff gather around watching.]
FARNSWORTH
Well, that's it. Let's reactivate him.
(shouting) Wake up!
[He slaps Bender. Bender yawns and sits up.]
BENDER
Hey, chumps and chumpettes. Did you get the bomb out? Can I go back to saying the word I love to say?
ZOIDBERG
I'm sorry but we couldn't remove it.
FARNSWORTH
It's stuck in there with glue or something.
I don't know.
BENDER
(ironic) Well, this is just great! What's the point of living if I can't say "ass"?
Hey, I didn't blow up! Ass, ass, ass, ass, ass! Alright! I'm back in the saddle!
LEELA
We couldn't disarm the bomb so we reset the word that triggers it.
AMY
It's from the list of words you almost never say.
BENDER
That's using your ass. So, what's the word?
HERMES
We think it's better if you don't know.
BENDER
Oh, come on. I'm not gonna say it. Please?
Oh, is it "please"?
FRY
No.
BENDER
Hm, words I never say. Oh, I know! "Thanks"!
LEELA
Bender, stop trying to destroy the world.
BENDER
Wait, wait, wait, wait. Is it "sorry"?
