Friday, May 19, 2017

American Gods




American Gods

Head Full of Snow


Salim: My brother-in-law hates me.










https://www.simpsonsarchive.com/episodes/4F02.html

Treehouse of Horror VII [ The Simpsons ]

Original airdate in U.S.: 27-Oct-96


Segment two title: "The Genesis Tub"

In front of her mirror, Lisa looks at the newest gap in her dentition.

Lisa: This tooth will be perfect for my science project. [sets up her exhibit: "Will cola dissolve a tooth?"] Science has already proven the dangers of smoking, alcohol and chinese food, but I can still ruin soft drinks for everyone!

Bart: Hey, Lis. Check out my science project. [rubs a balloon over his head, then touches Lisa with a spark of static electricity]

Lisa: Ow! What's that's supposed to prove?

Bart: That nerds conduct electricity. [touches her again]

Lisa: Ow!


Bart runs away laughing, and Lisa gets back to her exhibit. When she touches her tooth, now soaking in cola, she gets a shock again. "Stupid Bart" she grumbles, not making much a case of it.

Throughout the night, Lisa sleeps deeply, while the tooth and the cola seem to undergo some sort of strange electrical reaction. Come morning, Lisa wakes up and looks at her experiment.

Oh boy, mold! That's science fair pay dirt.


She brings the tub under her microscope for further analysis. "Looks about the same" she complains, until she notices the microscope is set for 1x magnification. She brings it to 10x, then 100x, to find something shocking: miniature prehistoric human lifeform.

Lisa: [gasps] Tiny little people! My God! I've created life!

Marge: Lisa! Breakfast! We're having waffles!

Lisa: Ooh! Waffles! [runs down]


She gets disappointed once she reaches her seat, as the promised waffles are "just square pancakes", the waffle iron being in the shop. "The waffle iron's been in the shop forever" she grumbles back to her room.












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From 10/27/1996 ( premiere US TV series episode "The Simpsons"::"Treehouse of Horror VII" ) To 9/25/2014 is 6542 days

6542 = 3271 + 3271

From 11/2/1965 ( my birth date in Antlers Oklahoma USA and my birthdate as the known official United States Marshal Kerry Wayne Burgess and active duty United States Marine Corps officer ) To 10/17/1974 ( the first flight of the Sikorsky UH-60 Black Hawk helicopter ) is 3271 days



From 10/3/1993 ( the Battle of Mogadishu Somalia begins with my personal participation United States of America Delta Force operation and as Kerry Burgess the US Marine Corps captain this day is my US Silver Star date of record ) To 9/25/2014 is 7662 days

From 11/2/1965 ( my birth date in Antlers Oklahoma USA and my birthdate as the known official United States Marshal Kerry Wayne Burgess and active duty United States Marine Corps officer ) To 10/25/1986 ( at Shea Stadium in Queens New York during the sixth game of the 1986 World Series Michael Sergio parachutes onto the playing field ) is 7662 days



From 3/16/2013 ( the untimely demise of Kerry Burgess 2005 and I exist today as Kerry Burgess 2013 ) to 12/20/2013 is 279 days

From 12/20/2013 to 9/25/2014 is 279 days










http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0265086/quotes

IMDb


Black Hawk Down (2001)

Quotes


[watching Wex as he prepares for the mission]

Joyce: Look at this man Ruiz, he's taping his blood type to his boot. That's bad luck.

Ruiz: No. That's smart.

Ruiz: All Delta do that.










http://articles.sun-sentinel.com/1986-10-27/sports/8603060197_1_mets-ace-mets-dugout-michael-sergio

SunSentinel


Skydiver Free As A Bird After Court Appearance

October 27, 1986 By James Peters and Larry Sutton, New York Daily News

NEW YORK -- Shea Stadium parachute jumper Michael Sergio walked out of Queens Criminal Court Sunday without paying a penny -- all because the man on the bench was a fan in the stands.

Sergio, who skydived onto the field during Saturday night`s World Series game, stood before Judge Alan Beldock to hear charges of criminal nuisance, criminal trespass, reckless endangerment and disorderly conduct.

Queens Assistant District Attorney Michelle Goldstein asked the judge to set $10,000 bail, arguing that the stunt could have backfired and harmed someone at the game.

But the judge released the high-flying fan on his own recognizance and ordered a Nov. 24 court hearing.

``I`m a Mets season-ticket holder,`` Beldock said. ``I was there when it happened. I`m still trying to figure where he came from.``

Both fans and Mets players welcomed Sergio, 37, of Manhattan, with cheers and applause when he parachuted into the stadium with a banner reading ``Go Mets.``

Mets ace Ron Darling slapped him five and the other Mets laughed and cheered as he was hustled out through the Mets dugout.

But Queens District Attorney John Santucci said he was not amused.

``It could have meant injury, panic and tears if he had crashed into the stands or players,`` said the DA.

Sergio, who spent Saturday night in jail, said he got the idea for the stunt after reading an article by Ron Darling in the New York Daily News in which Darling complained that the team was not getting the same support from the World Series fans as they got from the regular season fans.










See also: http://hvom.blogspot.com/2016/04/oh-weather-outside-is-frightful.html


http://www.spokesman.com/stories/2013/dec/21/a-snowy-arrival-of-winter-in-spokane-inland/

The Spokesman-Review


SATURDAY, DEC. 21, 2013

A snowy arrival of winter in Spokane, Inland Northwest

By Mike Prager

A snowstorm Friday foreshadowed the official beginning of winter today and slowed traffic around the Inland Northwest.

Spokane International Airport reported 3 inches of snow at 4 p.m. Friday as snowfall began to ease at nightfall.

A 10-vehicle collision with one fatality blocked both westbound lanes of Interstate 90 seven miles east of Ritzville for several hours Friday afternoon. Westbound drivers were detoured.

The accident occurred at 12:46 p.m.

Elsewhere, traffic moved slowly during the evening commute. The Washington State Patrol responded to at least 90 collisions in Spokane, Adams, Whitman and Stevens counties, and dozens of slideoffs were reported in urban areas.

The National Weather Service is calling for partly sunny skies and a high of 32 in Spokane and Coeur d’Alene today.

Forecasters warned that blowing snow could cover roadways today in the Palouse, where heavier snow totals were predicted. Depths of 4 to 9 inches were expected there and in the central Panhandle and Silver Valley in North Idaho. Even more snow was expected in the mountains.

Maintenance crews had applied deicer to roadways prior to the storm and were continuing with full crews to keep roadways passable.

Friday’s accumulation was predicted to surpass the 3.3 inches of snow measured through Thursday this season at the airport. Normally, Spokane sees 16 inches of snow by this point in the season.

There is a small chance of rain or snow on Sunday, when highs go up to 36.

Another storm packing valley rain is expected on Monday with a high of 40. The storm has moisture flowing into it from subtropical latitudes in the Pacific Ocean. It may also bring strong winds across the lower Columbia Basin, Palouse and Blue Mountains. The storm should also bring snow to the mountains.

Travel weather is forecast to improve starting Tuesday as storm systems are mainly pushed away from the region by higher air pressure. Partly to mostly sunny skies are expected for Tuesday through Thursday, with highs near freezing and lows in the 20s.

Today’s storm is bringing much-needed precipitation to the region. Spokane is nearly 3 inches below normal for precipitation since Oct. 1.










JOURNAL ARCHIVE: - posted by H.V.O.M - Kerry Wayne Burgess 10:43 PM Pacific Time somewhere near Seattle Washington USA Friday 20 December 2013 - http://hvom.blogspot.com/2013/12/mirrors-from-bounty.html


http://www.cswap.com/1995/Twelve_Monkeys/cap/en/25fps/a/00_59

Twelve Monkeys


1:00:23
All I see are dead people.
Come on.

1:00:25
- Come on.
- You never had a gun before.

1:00:29
I have one now.
Come on. Come on !

1:00:33
"...dragons in
their pleasant palaces.

1:00:36
The seventh angel poured out
his vial into the air, and there came-"

1:00:41
You ! You !

1:00:44
You're one of us !










1995 film "Twelve Monkeys" DVD video:

01:04:20


Dr. Kathryn Railly: Please, I'm a psychiatrist. Just do whatever he tells you to do, okay? He's disturbed. He's dangerous. Please, just cooperate.

12 Monkeys member: What do you want? Money? We only get a few bucks.

James Cole: I told you what I want. Get down. Lock that door.

Dr. Kathryn Railly: James, don't -

James Cole: Lock it now!

Another 12 Monkeys member: I told you that fuckhead Goines would get us into something -

12 Monkeys member: Shut up!

James Cole: Goines?

Dr. Kathryn Railly: Jeffery Goines?

12 Monkeys member: Then Jeffrey becomes this big star, you know and the media latch onto him because he's picketing his own father, a famous Nobel winning virologist. You must've seen all that on TV.

James Cole: I don't watch TV.


[JOURNAL ARCHIVE 20 December 2013 excerpt ends]










JOURNAL ARCHIVE: - posted by H.V.O.M - Kerry Wayne Burgess 8:21 PM Pacific Time somewhere near Seattle Washington USA Friday 20 December 2013 - http://hvom.blogspot.com/2013/12/nice-shoes.html

Nice shoes.


[JOURNAL ARCHIVE 20 December 2013 excerpt ends]










https://www.simpsonsarchive.com/episodes/4F02.html

Treehouse of Horror VII [ The Simpsons ]

Original airdate in U.S.: 27-Oct-96


A Frink-like man rejoices.

It worked! The de-bigulator world!


The audience hails her, and what seems to be a spiritual leader greets her.

Leader: Welcome to our world, most gracious Lisa.

Lisa: Your world is incredible. And you speak English.

Leader: We have listened to you speak since the dawn of time, O Creator. And we have learned to imatoot you exarktly.


The audience bows, revealing a statue of Lisa. She then realizes that she is granted the status of godhood, as she is the one who created this world. In that aspect, those people are counting on her to save them from the devil, ie. Bart.

When she announces that the devil is her brother, murmurs emerge from the audience. Gradually, people come forward with the usual boring theological questions (why does a good god allow bad things).

Lisa: Listen, I can take care of everything. All you have to do is unshrink me.

Frink: Unshrink you? Well, that would require some sort of a re-bigulator, which is a concept so ridiculous is makes me want to laugh out loud and chortle, and... [Lisa looks at him] uh... but not at you, O holiest of gods, with the wrathfulness and the vengeance and the blood rain and the hey-hey-hey-it-hurts-me...


His words are quickly covered by screams from the audience, as the grinning face of Bart appears in the sky. He closes the tub, which is later opened by... Principal Skinner.

First-rate work, Bart. This universe you've created is even more impressive than Martin's milk-carton ukulele.


Skinner nominates Bart as winner, and instructs Willy to throw out the other projects. Children moan.

Principal Skinner, wait! I created the universe! Give me the gift certificate!


Lisa: Oh, great. I'm stuck in this lousy tub for the rest of my life. [people stare at her] Shouldn't you people be grovelling? [they do] And bring me some shoes. Nice ones.

Man: She'll want socks, too. I'll get socks.










http://www.tv.com/shows/american-gods-2015/head-full-of-snow-3455929/

tv.com


American Gods Season 1 Episode 3

Head Full of Snow

Aired Sunday 9:00 PM May 14, 2017 on Starz

Wednesday ropes Shadow into helping him steal from a bank. Meanwhile, Anubis pays a visit to an old woman, and the Jinn meets a believer in his NYC taxi.

AIRED: 5/14/17










http://www.springfieldspringfield.co.uk/view_episode_scripts.php?tv-show=american-gods-2017&episode=s01e03

Springfield! Springfield!


American Gods

Head Full of Snow


The Jinn: You try and sell shit.

Salim: I sell shit, yeah.










http://www.springfieldspringfield.co.uk/view_episode_scripts.php?tv-show=american-gods-2017&episode=s01e03

Springfield! Springfield!


American Gods

Head Full of Snow


The Jinn: Been driving this Allah-forsaken taxi for 30 hours.












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http://www.springfieldspringfield.co.uk/view_episode_scripts.php?tv-show=american-gods-2017&episode=s01e03

Springfield! Springfield!


American Gods

Head Full of Snow


Salim: I do not grant wishes.



- posted by H.V.O.M - Kerry Wayne Burgess 6:35 PM Pacific Time Spokane Valley Washington USA Friday 19 May 2017