I don't get it. Does this have something to do with why Kirk Tavener, my manager at Microsoft, showed me that pornographic video during that 2002 performance review? Something about the relevance of Cole and Porter to my real life?
There is also the fact that George W. Bush is a closeted homosexual and that is why he has been stalking me, with the help of Microsoft-Corbis and other paparazzis.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/De-Lovely
Release date(s) January 15, 2004 (Cannes Film Festival)
De-Lovely is a 2004 film that chronicles the life of songwriter Cole Porter. Directed by Irwin Winkler, the film stars Kevin Kline and Ashley Judd.
The film is made up as a rehearsal of a musical telling the famous composer's life and takes place on a musical stage as well as in several locations of his life; it focuses especially on Porter's love life and his bisexuality yet controversially suggests that the real love of his life was his wife.
From 3/4/1959 to 4/19/1968 is: 3334 days
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ashley_Judd
Ashley Judd (born Ashley Tyler Ciminella on April 19, 1968) is an American actress.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uss_cole
The second USS Cole (DDG 67) is an Arleigh Burke class Aegis-equipped guided missile destroyer homeported in NS Norfolk, Virginia. The Cole is named in honor of Marine Sergeant Darrell S. Cole, a machine-gunner killed in action on Iwo Jima on 19 February 1945.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_Porter_%28DDG_78%29
USS Porter (DDG-78) is an Arleigh Burke-class destroyer in the United States Navy. Porter is named after Commodore David Porter, and his son, Admiral David Dixon Porter.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_Porter_%28DD-59%29
The second USS Porter (DD-59), named for David Porter and David Dixon Porter, was a Tucker-class destroyer in the United States Navy during World War I.
http://www.presidency.ucsb.edu/ws/index.php?pid=42462&st=&st1=
Appointment of Roger B. Porter as a Member of the President's Commission on White House Fellowships April 30th, 1982
