Stephen King
The Stand - The Complete & Uncut Edition
His pockets were stuffed with fifty different kinds of conflict-ing literature - pamphlets for all seasons, rhetoric for all reasons. When this man handed you a tract you took it no matter what the subject: the dangers of atomic power plants, the role played by the International Jewish Cartel in the overthrow of friendly governments, the CIA-Contra-cocaine connection, the farm workers' unions, the Jehovah's Witnesses (If You Can Answer These Ten Questions "Yes," You Have Been SAVED!), the Blacks for Militant Equality, the Kode of the Klan. He had them all, and more, too. There was a button on each breast of his denim jacket. On the right, a yellow smile-face. On the left, a pig wearing a policeman's cap. The legend was written beneath in red letters which dripped to simulate blood: HOW'S YOUR PORK?
He moved on, not pausing, not slowing, but alive to the night. His eyes seemed almost frantic with the night's possi-bilities. There was a Boy Scout knapsack on his back, old and battered. There was a dark hilarity in his face, and perhaps in his heart, too, you would think - and you would be right. It was the face of a hatefully happy man, a face that radiated a horrible handsome warmth, a face to make waterglasses shatter in the hands of tired truck-stop waitresses, to make small children crash their trikes into board fences and then run wailing to their mommies with stake-shaped splinters sticking out of their knees. It was a face guaranteed to make barroom arguments over batting averages turn bloody.
He moved on south, somewhere on US 51 between Gras-mere and Riddle, now closer to Nevada. Soon he would camp and sleep that day away, waking up as evening drew on. He would read as his supper cooked over a small, smokeless campfire, it didn't matter what: words from some battered and coverless paperback porno novel, or maybe Mein Kampf, or an R. Crumb comic book, or one of the baying reactionary position papers from the America Firsters
Stephen King
The Stand - The Complete & Uncut Edition
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Who, if not his son?
The rabbit was done. He slipped it off the spit and onto his tin plate.
"All right, all you asshole gyrenes, chow down!"
That made him grin right out loud. Had he been a Marine once? He thought so. Strictly the Parris Island variety, though. There had been a kid, a defective, name of Boo Dinkway. They had ...
What?
Flagg frowned down at his messkit. Had they beaten ole Boo into the ground with those padded poles? Scragged him somehow? He seemed to remember something about gasoline. But what?
In a sudden rage, he almost slung the freshly cooked rabbit into the fire. He should be able to remember that, goddammit!
"Chow down, grunts," he whispered, but this time there was only a whiff of memory lane.
He was losing himself. Once he had been able to look back over the sixties, seventies, and eighties like a man looking down a double flight of stairs leading into a dark-ened room. Now he could only clearly remember the events since the superflu. Beyond that there was nothing but a haze that would sometimes lift a tiny bit, just enough to afford a glimpse of some enigmatic object or memory (Boo Dinkway, for instance ... if there ever had been such a person) before closing down again.
The earliest memory he could now be sure of was walking south on US 51, heading toward Mountain City and the home of Kit Bradenton.
Of being born. Born again.
He was no longer strictly a man, if he had ever been one. He was like an onion, slowly peeling away one layer at a time, only it was the trappings of humanity that seemed to be peeling away: organized reflection, memory, possibly even free will ... if there ever had been such a thing.
He began to eat the rabbit.
Once, he was quite sure, he would have done a quick fade when things began to get flaky. Not this time. This was his place, his time, and he would take his stand here. It didn't matter that he hadn't yet been able to uncover the third spy, or that Harold had gotten out of control at the end and had had the colossal effrontery to try to kill the bride who had been promised, the mother of his son.
Somewhere that strange Trashcan Man was in the desert, sniffing out the weapons which would eradicate the trouble-some, worrisome Free Zone forever. His Eye could not follow the Trashcan Man, and in some ways Flagg thought that Trash was stranger than he was himself, a kind of human bloodhound who sniffed cordite and napalm and gelignite with deadly radar accuracy.
In a month or less, the National Guard jets would be flying, with a full complement of Shrike missiles tucked under their wings. And when he was sure that the bride had conceived, they would fly east.
He looked dreamily up at the basketball moon and smiled.
There was one other possibility. He thought the Eye would show him, in time. He might go there, possibly as a crow, possibly as a wolf, possibly as an insect - a praying mantis, perhaps, something small enough to squirm through a care-fully concealed vent cap in the middle of a spiky patch of desert grass. He would hop or crawl through dark conduits and finally slip through an air conditioner grille or a stilled exhaust fan.
The place was underground. Just over the border and into California.
There were beakers there, rows and rows of beakers, each with its own neat Dymo tape identifying it: a super cholera, a super anthrax, a new and improved version of the bubonic plague, all of them in this place; assorted flavors, as they used to say in the Life Savers commercials.
How about a little in your water, Free Zone?
How about a nice airburst?
Some lovely Legionnaires' disease for Christmas, or would you rather have the new and improved Swine flu?
Randy Flagg, the dark Santa, in his National Guard sleigh, with a little virus to drop down every chimney?
He would wait, and he would know the right time when it came round at last.
Something would tell him.
From 10/10/2005 ( RACKETEER INFLUENCED AND CORRUPT ORGANIZATIONS US Title 18 - Vince Maraia & "The Build Master: Microsoft's Software Configuration Management Best Practices" ) To 1/8/2006 ( Bill Gates-Microsoft-Corbis-Nazi stages the gunfire injury against Renton Washington employee Larry Strauss ) is 90 days
From 11/2/1965 ( date hijacked from me:the birth date in Antlers Oklahoma USA of the known official Deputy United States Marshal Kerry Wayne Burgess & my birthdate as legally bound ) To 1/31/1966 ( premiere US TV series episode "The Andy Griffith Show"::"Wyatt Earp Rides Again" ) is 90 days
From 10/10/2005 ( RACKETEER INFLUENCED AND CORRUPT ORGANIZATIONS US Title 18 - Vince Maraia & "The Build Master: Microsoft's Software Configuration Management Best Practices" ) To 12/2/2006 ( Bill Gates-Microsoft-King County Washington State-Corbis-Nazi murders by gunfire the King County Washington State worker Steve Cox ) is 418 days
From 11/2/1965 ( date hijacked from me:the birth date in Antlers Oklahoma USA of the known official Deputy United States Marshal Kerry Wayne Burgess & my birthdate as legally bound ) To 12/25/1966 ( premiere US TV movie "The Dangerous Days of Kiowa Jones" ) is 418 days
From 10/10/2005 ( RACKETEER INFLUENCED AND CORRUPT ORGANIZATIONS US Title 18 - Vince Maraia & "The Build Master: Microsoft's Software Configuration Management Best Practices" ) To 8/29/2007 ( Bill Gates-Microsoft-Nazi-Corbis causes the United States Air Force nuclear weapons incident with the objective of nuclear destruction in the United States and Bill Gates-Microsoft-Nazi-Corbis-George Bush continue to actively plan to produce nuclear destruction in the United States of America for the purpose of murdering as many United States of America citizens as possible and for the purpose of ongoing protection to organized crime and to protect other illegal commerce activity ) is 688 days
688 = 344 + 344
From 11/2/1965 ( date hijacked from me:the birth date in Antlers Oklahoma USA of the known official Deputy United States Marshal Kerry Wayne Burgess & my birthdate as legally bound ) To 10/12/1966 ( premiere US TV series episode "Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C."::"Show Me The Way to Go Home" ) is 344 days
From 10/10/2005 ( RACKETEER INFLUENCED AND CORRUPT ORGANIZATIONS US Title 18 - Vince Maraia & "The Build Master: Microsoft's Software Configuration Management Best Practices" ) To 5/22/2008 ( Bill Gates-Nazi-Microsoft-Corbis-George Bush the cowardly violent criminal in a scheduled terrorist attack attempts to destroy the nuclear propulsion United States Navy aircraft carrier warship USS George Washington CVN 73 ) is 955 days
From 7/16/1963 ( another threat sent to me against my wife ) To 2/25/1966 ( Téa Leoni & premiere US TV series episode "Mister Roberts"::"Damn the Torpedoes" ) is 955 days
From 10/10/2005 ( RACKETEER INFLUENCED AND CORRUPT ORGANIZATIONS US Title 18 - Vince Maraia & "The Build Master: Microsoft's Software Configuration Management Best Practices" ) To 5/22/2008 ( Bill Gates-Nazi-Microsoft-Corbis-George Bush the cowardly violent criminal in a scheduled terrorist attack attempts to destroy the nuclear propulsion United States Navy aircraft carrier warship USS George Washington CVN 73 ) is 955 days
From 11/2/1965 ( date hijacked from me:the birth date in Antlers Oklahoma USA of the known official Deputy United States Marshal Kerry Wayne Burgess & my birthdate as legally bound ) To 6/14/1968 ( Campbell Brown - MSNBC - RACKETEER INFLUENCED AND CORRUPT ORGANIZATIONS US Title 18 ) is 955 days
From 1/19/1993 ( in Asheville North Carolina the Deputy United States Marshal Kerry Burgess is seriously wounded by gunfire when returning fatal gunfire to a fugitive from United States federal justice who was sent again by Bill Gates-Nazi-Microsoft-George Bush the cowardly violent criminal in another attempt to murder the Deputy United States Marshal Kerry Burgess ) To 10/10/2005 ( RACKETEER INFLUENCED AND CORRUPT ORGANIZATIONS US Title 18 - Vince Maraia & "The Build Master: Microsoft's Software Configuration Management Best Practices" ) is 4647 days
From 3/3/1959 ( date hijacked from me:my birthdate US ) To 11/22/1971 ( premiere US film "King Lear" ) is 4647 days
From 9/28/1991 ( United States Title 18 Treason 2381 - the United States Navy USS Asheville SSN 758 commissioned into United States Navy active service & RACKETEER INFLUENCED AND CORRUPT ORGANIZATIONS US Title 18 - the National Civil Rights Museum Memphis Tennessee ) To 10/10/2005 ( RACKETEER INFLUENCED AND CORRUPT ORGANIZATIONS US Title 18 - Vince Maraia & "The Build Master: Microsoft's Software Configuration Management Best Practices" ) is 5126 days
5126 = 2563 + 2563
From 11/2/1965 ( date hijacked from me:the birth date in Antlers Oklahoma USA of the known official Deputy United States Marshal Kerry Wayne Burgess & my birthdate as legally bound ) To 11/8/1972 ( the HBO cable television service debuts ) is 2563 days
From 2/18/1991 ( the Bill Gates-Microsoft-Nazi-George Bush attack against the US Navy warship USS Princeton CG 59 as another attempt to murder Tom Reagan the US Navy SEAL and Kerry Burgess the active duty reservist and US Navy Fire Controlman First Class Petty Officer SW who were both serving the US Navy presence in the Persian Gulf again at the same time ) To 10/10/2005 ( RACKETEER INFLUENCED AND CORRUPT ORGANIZATIONS US Title 18 - Vince Maraia & "The Build Master: Microsoft's Software Configuration Management Best Practices" ) is 5348 days
5348 = 2674 + 2674
From 3/4/1959 ( date hijacked from me:my birthdate UK ) To 6/29/1966 ( premiere US film "Lt. Robin Crusoe, U.S.N." ) is 2674 days
From 2/18/1991 ( the Bill Gates-Microsoft-Nazi-George Bush attack against the US Navy warship USS Princeton CG 59 as another attempt to murder Tom Reagan the US Navy SEAL and Kerry Burgess the active duty reservist and US Navy Fire Controlman First Class Petty Officer SW who were both serving the US Navy presence in the Persian Gulf again at the same time ) To 10/10/2005 ( RACKETEER INFLUENCED AND CORRUPT ORGANIZATIONS US Title 18 - Vince Maraia & "The Build Master: Microsoft's Software Configuration Management Best Practices" ) is 5348 days
From 11/2/1965 ( date hijacked from me:the birth date in Antlers Oklahoma USA of the known official Deputy United States Marshal Kerry Wayne Burgess & my birthdate as legally bound ) To 6/24/1980 ( premiere US TV movie "Alone at Last" ) is 5348 days
From 9/16/1994 ( date hijacked from me:premiere US film "Timecop" ) To 10/10/2005 ( RACKETEER INFLUENCED AND CORRUPT ORGANIZATIONS US Title 18 - Vince Maraia & "The Build Master: Microsoft's Software Configuration Management Best Practices" ) is 4042 days
From 11/2/1965 ( date hijacked from me:the birth date in Antlers Oklahoma USA of the known official Deputy United States Marshal Kerry Wayne Burgess & my birthdate as legally bound ) To 11/26/1976 ( date hijacked from me:as Tom Reagan the civilian and privately financed astronaut bound for deep space in my privately financed nuclear-pulse propulsion spaceship this day was my first landing the Jupiter moon Callisto ) is 4042 days
From 9/16/1994 ( date hijacked from me:premiere US film "Timecop" ) To 10/10/2005 ( RACKETEER INFLUENCED AND CORRUPT ORGANIZATIONS US Title 18 - Vince Maraia & "The Build Master: Microsoft's Software Configuration Management Best Practices" ) is 4042 days
From 7/16/1963 ( another threat sent to me against my wife ) To 8/9/1974 ( Richard Nixon surrenders and abandons his illegal presence in the United States of America federal White House ) is 4042 days
From 12/7/2000 ( premiere US film "Cast Away" ) To 10/10/2005 ( RACKETEER INFLUENCED AND CORRUPT ORGANIZATIONS US Title 18 - Vince Maraia & "The Build Master: Microsoft's Software Configuration Management Best Practices" ) is 1768 days
1768 = 884 + 884
From 3/4/1959 ( date hijacked from me:my birth date UK ) To 8/4/1961 ( Barack Hussein Obama the Islamic punk for Al Qaeda and the cowardly violent criminal has never been a legal citizen of the United States of America and Barack Hussein Obama actively instigates insurrection and subversive activity against the United States federal government and United States of America public law requires the immediate confinement and deportation of Barack Hussein Obama back to his birth country in Africa ) is 884 days
From 5/9/2003 ( date hijacked from me:as a time traveler from the future in the past this was my departure date to time travel away from the past to another time ) To 10/10/2005 ( RACKETEER INFLUENCED AND CORRUPT ORGANIZATIONS US Title 18 - Vince Maraia & "The Build Master: Microsoft's Software Configuration Management Best Practices" ) is 885 days
From 3/3/1959 ( date hijacked from me:my birthdate US ) To 8/4/1961 ( Barack Hussein Obama the Islamic punk for Al Qaeda and the cowardly violent criminal has never been a legal citizen of the United States of America and Barack Hussein Obama actively instigates insurrection and subversive activity against the United States federal government and United States of America public law requires the immediate confinement and deportation of Barack Hussein Obama back to his birth country in Africa ) is 885 days
From 3/3/2003 ( date hijacked from me:as a time traveler from the future I arrived this date near the town of George in Washington State and the Ancient Lake and then as arranged earlier I resided in Bellevue Washington until my 9 May 2003 departure as a time traveler ) To 10/10/2005 ( RACKETEER INFLUENCED AND CORRUPT ORGANIZATIONS US Title 18 - Vince Maraia & "The Build Master: Microsoft's Software Configuration Management Best Practices" ) is 952 days
952 = 476 + 476
From 3/4/1959 ( date hijacked from me:my birthdate UK ) To 6/22/1960 ( the first launch of two satellites from the same rocket took place at Cape Canaveral ) is 476 days
From 6/27/1994 ( I am the pilot and the only plane crash survivor and Kerry Wayne Burgess - circa 1990 also known for official duty as Wayne Newman - Deputy United States Marshal - killed in the line of duty - Lockheed Martin L-1011 aircraft passengers and crew murdered in a scheduled terrorism-sabotage attack by Bill Gates-Nazi-Microsoft-Corbis-NASA-George Bush the cowardly violent criminal that caused the external mounted Orbital Sciences Pegasus space satellite booster rocket to explode under our aircraft ) To 10/10/2005 ( RACKETEER INFLUENCED AND CORRUPT ORGANIZATIONS US Title 18 - Vince Maraia & "The Build Master: Microsoft's Software Configuration Management Best Practices" ) is 4123 days
From 3/4/1959 ( date hijacked from me:my birthdate UK ) To 6/17/1970 ( premiere US film "The Hawaiians" ) is 4123 days
From 8/1/1980 ( date hijacked from me:premiere US film "The Final Countdown" ) To 10/10/2005 ( RACKETEER INFLUENCED AND CORRUPT ORGANIZATIONS US Title 18 - Vince Maraia & "The Build Master: Microsoft's Software Configuration Management Best Practices" ) is 9201 days
From 3/3/1959 ( date hijacked from me:my birth date US ) To 5/11/1984 ( premiere US film "Firestarter" & premiere US film "The Natural" ) is 9201 days
From 7/3/1985 ( date hijacked from me:premiere US film "Back to the Future" ) To 10/10/2005 ( RACKETEER INFLUENCED AND CORRUPT ORGANIZATIONS US Title 18 - Vince Maraia & "The Build Master: Microsoft's Software Configuration Management Best Practices" ) is 7404 days
From 3/4/1959 ( date hijacked from me:my birth date UK ) To 6/11/1979 ( John Wayne - deceased ) is 7404 days
From 7/3/1985 ( date hijacked from me:premiere US film "Back to the Future" ) To 10/10/2005 ( RACKETEER INFLUENCED AND CORRUPT ORGANIZATIONS US Title 18 - Vince Maraia & "The Build Master: Microsoft's Software Configuration Management Best Practices" ) is 7404 days
7404 = 3702 + 3702
From 3/3/1959 ( date hijacked from me:my birth date US ) To 4/21/1969 ( Joel de la Fuente ) is 3702 days
From 5/8/1994 ( premiere US TV miniseries Stephen King's "The Stand"::miniseries premiere episode "The Plague" ) To 10/10/2005 ( RACKETEER INFLUENCED AND CORRUPT ORGANIZATIONS US Title 18 - Vince Maraia & "The Build Master: Microsoft's Software Configuration Management Best Practices" ) is 4173 days
From 3/4/1959 ( date hijacked from me:my birthdate UK ) To 8/6/1970 ( M. Night Shyamalan ) is 4173 days
From 7/6/1946 ( George Walker Bush the active felon fugitive from United States federal justice and the cowardly violent criminal and the Severely Treasonous agent of Communist China and the Soviet Union violently against the United States federal government and the International War Criminal violently against the United States federal government actively instigates insurrection and subversive activity against the United States of America federal government ) to 10/10/2005 ( RACKETEER INFLUENCED AND CORRUPT ORGANIZATIONS US Title 18 - Vince Maraia & "The Build Master: Microsoft's Software Configuration Management Best Practices" ) is 59 years 3 months 4 days
'59-34' ( date hijacked from me:my birth date UK )
From 7/12/1951 ( Jamey Sheridan ) To 10/10/2005 ( RACKETEER INFLUENCED AND CORRUPT ORGANIZATIONS US Title 18 - Vince Maraia & "The Build Master: Microsoft's Software Configuration Management Best Practices" ) is 19814 days
19814 = 9907 + 9907
From 11/2/1965 ( date hijacked from me:the birth date in Antlers Oklahoma USA of the known official Deputy United States Marshal Kerry Wayne Burgess & my birthdate as legally bound ) To 12/17/1992 ( premiere US TV series episode "The Simpsons"::"Homer's Triple Bypass" ) is 9907 days
http://www.amazon.com/Build-Master-Microsofts-Configuration-Addison-Wesley/dp/0321332059/ref=sr_11_1/105-0110521-1490838?ie=UTF8&qid=1203458844&sr=11-1
The Build Master: Microsoft's Software Configuration Management Best Practices (The Addison-Wesley Microsoft Technology Series) (Paperback)
by Vincent Maraia (Author)
About the Author
Vincent Maraia has fifteen years' experience at Microsoft, and has helped ship products ranging from Windows NT and Visual Studio to the Microsoft Mouse. For six years, he has been an Application Development Consultant in Microsoft's Premier Services group
Publisher: Addison-Wesley Professional (October 10, 2005)
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probable cause
(law) evidence sufficient to warrant an arrest
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Tuesday, October 25, 2005 10:08 PM
The meaning of the Knight
Hi, I've been asked this a few times about why we chose to have a Knight on the cover of The Build Master. Here is my explanation that for some unknown reason was left out of the book:
By definition a Knight is a nobleman or noblewoman, a seeker of virtue, defender of the crown (metaphor would be corporate or group culture), a protector of faith or philosophy. Knights carry themselves with chivalrous conduct and can be a very formidable warrior if needed. The suit of armor is a good defense for the unjust attacks they may receive (from non-build team members).
Knights are also known to have been seated at the round table (WAR meetings) with the King to discuss peace and the well-being of the common folks (the employees doing the work). I see Build Masters or SCM personnel as the modern-day-high-tech Knight.
Speak softly but always carry a big sword!
http://www.snpp.com/episodes/9F09.html
Homer's Triple Bypass
Original airdate in N.A.: 17-Dec-92
"COPS in Springfield!"
Bad cops, bad cops...Bad cops, bad cops Springfield cops are on the take
But what do you expect for the money we make? Whether in a car or on a horse We don't mind using excessive force Bad cops, bad cops...Bad cops, bad cops
-- Theme music for "Cops in Springfield", "Homer's Triple Bypass"
Chief Wiggum and his men try to catch a cattle rustler by using a battering ram on a house, and it's Reverend Lovejoy's house.
Lovejoy: What in God's name is going on here?
Wiggum: Isn't this 742 Evergreen Terrace?
Lovejoy: No, that's next door.
[next door, Snake drives out of a garage]
Snake: Close but no doughnut, cops.
[drives off]
-- Snake, cattle rustler, "Homer's Triple Bypass"
Wiggum: This is Papa Bear. Put out an APB for a male suspect, driving a...car of some sort, heading in the direction of...you know, that place that sells chili. Suspect is hatless. Repeat, hatless.
-- Snake makes his escape, "Homer's Triple Bypass"
Homer: I can't wait 'till they throw his hatless butt in jail.
http://www.snpp.com/episodes/9F09.html
Homer's Triple Bypass
Original airdate in N.A.: 17-Dec-92
Homer drives to work, behind Hans Moleman, carting Edgar Allan Poe's birthplace in a truck. Homer tries to get him to move by bashing his house in when he hears his heart beat irregularly. He drives away while Hans' truck falls off the hill and bursts into flames.
[at the gas station]
Homer: I keep hearing this horrible irregular thumping noise.
Attendant: It's your heart. And I think it's on it's last thump.
Homer: Oh, I thought it was my transmission. [drives away happily]
Kid: Where's he going?
Attendant: You remember that old Plymouth we just couldn't fix?
Kid: We're going to sell him to Mr. Nikopopolous?!
Attendant: You're a dull boy, Billy.
-- Missing the point, "Homer's Triple Bypass"
Burns: Look at that pig. Stuffing his face with donuts on my time!
That's right, keep eating...Little do you know you're drawing ever closer to the poison donut!
[cackles evilly, then stops abruptly]
There is a poison one, isn't there Smithers?
Smithers: Err...no, sir. I discussed this with our lawyers and they consider it murder.
-- Damn their oily hides, "Homer's Triple Bypass"
Burns calls Homer in to give him a dressing-down.
[a "window" shows Homer's heart, beating fast]
Burns: Relax, Simpson. I just brought you in here for a friendly hello...
Homer: Whew...[heart slows down]
Burns: ...and goodbye! You're fired!
Homer: [gags] [heart speeds up]
Burns: But, wait. Perhaps I'm being too hasty. You _are_ highly skilled...
Homer: Whew...[heart slows down]
Burns: ...at goofing off!
Homer: Aaargh! [heart beats faster]
Burns: Now don't worry, Homer. You're the kind of guy I could really dig...
Homer: Whew...[heart slows down]
Burns: ...a grave for!
Homer: Aaargh! [heart beats faster than anything]
Burns: Your indolence is inefficacious!
Homer: [stares blankly] [heart beats normally]
Burns: That means, you're terrible!
Homer: Aarrggghh! [heart goes crazy] [collapses]
-- The straw that broke the heart's back, "Homer's Triple Bypass"
[Homer's astral body rises from Homer's physical body]
Smithers: [examines Homer's dead body]
Mr. Burns, I think he's dead.
Burns: Oh dear. Send a ham to his widow.
Homer's astral body: Mmm...ham...[returns to Homer's body]
Smithers: No, wait. He's alive.
Burns: Oh good. Cancel the ham.
Homer: D'oh!
-- Gypped out of the ham of consolation, "Homer's Triple Bypass"
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0060280
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The Dangerous Days of Kiowa Jones (TV 1966)
A dying marshal deputizes a drifter to deliver the two killers in his custody to prison. However, the new deputy must elude a pair of bounty hunters who want to deliver the prisoners themselves to collect the reward and would think nothing of killing the deputy to get them.
Release Date: 25 December 1966 (USA)
http://www.snpp.com/episodes/9F09.html
Homer's Triple Bypass
Original airdate in N.A.: 17-Dec-92
Marge: Homer, you shouldn't eat so much food. It's bad for your heart.
Homer: Oh, my heart is just fi-- aagh! [gags]
Marge: Homey, what's wrong?
Homer: [strained] Just-- working-- the turkey through...[pause] [normal] There it goes.
-- A little beer will put out that fire, "Homer's Triple Bypass"
Bart and Lisa eat breakfast.
Bart: Hey, Lis, I heard that there was a train wreck last night. Wanna see the victims?
Lisa: Sure.
[Bart opens his mouth, showing "see-food"]
Bart, that's gross!
Bart: You're right. Let's bury them at sea.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1349235/quotes
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Memorable quotes for
"The Stand"
The Plague (1994)
[looking at the images of the virus outbreak]
Gen. Starkey: Look at that. It killed them in a hurry down there. Telemetry reports suggest that even the ones that managed to get their respirators and gas masks on died within 12 minutes after exposure. The rest were gone in less than five. Do you believe that?
Maj. Jalbert: Do I have a choice?
Gen. Starkey: No. Apparently none of us do. This 'Project Blue', it's nothing but a souped up version of the flu. Herbert Denninger of the Center for Diease Control in Atlanta, the Pentagon's bright boy of the week, says that once we find Campion, we'll only know if it's going to up to the outside. He says the virus will probally mutate as it passes from person to person, but that's not gonna help the people that catch it.
Maj. Jalbert: Sir, I have information that...
Gen. Starkey: [interrupting] It'll just take 'em longer to die, that's all. Most people are gonna think thay have the plain old non-lethal flu... right up to the very end, and that's the biggest break we've had so far. Now it's loose out there in the world all because a gate malfunctioned and some idiot, glorified TV repairman grabbed his family and ran for the hills. What I'd like to do more than anything else is get that coward and...
Maj. Jalbert: Sir, we found him. We located Campion. He crash-landed late last night at a gas station on the outskirts of a one-stoplight town in east Texas.
