http://www.cswap.com/1997/Contact/cap/en/2_Parts/a/00_42
Contact
:42:52
Explain this to me.
:42:54
If the source of the signal is so
sophisticated...why the remedial math?
:42:58
Why not just speak English?
:42:59
Maybe because 70% of the planet
speaks other languages.
:43:03
Mathematics is the
only truly universal language.
http://www.cswap.com/1997/Contact/cap/en/2_Parts/a/00_48
Contact
:48:02
A message of unknown origin
from deep space...
:48:05
...was received by American scientists.
Now to the White House.
:48:09
We're told the President
will have only a few remarks...
:48:12
...about today's extraordinary events...
:48:14
...and that he won't be taking
any questions from the press.
:48:22
Good afternoon.
:48:26
I'm glad to be joined by my...
:48:28
...Science and Technology Advisor.
:48:32
This is the product
of years of exploration...
:48:34
...by some of the world's
most distinguished scientists.
:48:38
Like all discoveries...
:48:40
...this one will continue
to be reviewed...
:48:42
...examined...
:48:43
...and scrutinized.
From 3/3/1959 ( my birth date US ) to 6/7/1976 ( my first landing Saturn moon Phoebe and the Saturn moon Phoebe territory belongs to me ) is: 6306 days
From 6/7/1976 ( my first landing Saturn moon Phoebe and the Saturn moon Phoebe territory belongs to me ) to 9/12/1993 ( filming begins 1994 movie "Timecop" ) is: 6306 days
http://www.inbaseline.com/project.aspx?project_id=31503
Timecop (1994)
Began shooting September 12, 1993.
In the year 2004, time travel is a reality, and a new breed of criminal has emerged with it. Suddenly, it's possible to alter historical events, so the Time Enforcement Commission was formed to enforce a simple rule: No one goes back. But someone has broken that rule, and Max Walker is engaged in a fierce manhunt for a corrupt senator who has acquired the power to change history.
[ begin examples of piracy of my true identity, which has tremendous commercial value, and details of continued death threats against me and my wife ]
From 12/14/1972 ( date hijacked from me: I was Apollo 17 Challenger astronaut walking on the Earth's moon ) to 11/24/1995 ( "The Road Ahead," product of insurrection and subversive activity against the U.S. federal government ) is: 8380 days
From 7/16/1963 ( another threat sent to me against my wife ) to 6/25/1986 ( Proclamation 5506—National Homelessness Awareness Week, 1986 ) is: 8380 days
http://www.wired.com/wired/archive/6.12/redmond.html
11/24/95 Bill Gates's The Road Ahead hits stores.
http://community.seattletimes.nwsource.com/archive/?date=19951122&slug=2153890
Wednesday, November 22, 1995
`Road Ahead': Gates And Our Pc Future
By Paul Andrews
Seattle Times Staff Reporter
If you already have a working knowledge of this stuff, you will gain little from "The Road Ahead"
The book goes on sale Friday.
http://www.bit-tech.net/bits/2006/02/08/road_ahead_billgates/1
"The Road Ahead" 10 years on
Published: 8th February 2006
Of course, attempting to predict the future in any aspect of life, let alone a fast-paced industry like IT, is fraught with danger. Sensibly, Gates acknowledges this in his Foreword:
I'm writing this book now as part of my contribution to the debate (about the information highway) and, although it's a tall order, I hope it can serve as a travel guide for the forthcoming journey. I do this with some trepidation. We've all smiled at predictions from the past that look silly today. you can flip through old Popular Science magazines and read about conveniences to come, such as the family helicopter and nuclear power "too cheap to meter." History is full of now ironic examples - the Oxford professor who in 1878 dismissed the electric light as a gimmick; the commissioner of US patents who in 1899 asked that his office be abolished because "everything that can be invented has been invented.
This is meant to be a serious book, although ten years from now it may not appear that way. What I've said that turned out to be right will be considered obvious and what was wrong will be humourous.
Well, William, it is indeed now ten years later. Let's take a stroll down memory lane and see how many changes you correctly predicted and how many were wide of the mark.
From 10/28/1955 ( Bill Gates, who is an enemy combatant against the U.S. federal goverment and U.S.A. allies ) to 12/22/1999 ( John Connor, leader at Microsoft Corporation, a criminal enterprise and instigator of insurrection and subversive activities against the U.S. federal government ) is: 16126 days
16126 = 8063 + 8063
From 3/3/1959 ( date hijacked from me: my birth date US ) to 3/30/1981 ( President Ronald Reagan shot and wounded in assassination attempt ) is: 8063 days
From 10/9/1971 ( date hijacked from me: I am board-certified surgeon ) to 12/22/1999 ( John Connor, leader at Microsoft Corporation, a criminal enterprise and instigator of insurrection and subversive activities against the U.S. federal government ) is: 10301 days
From 3/4/1959 ( date hijacked from me: my birth date UK ) to 5/17/1987 ( I survived the attack on my location onboard USS Stark FFG-31 while many other U.S. Navy sailors did not ) is: 10301 days
http://www.microsoft.com/presspass/press/1999/dec99/cfopr.mspx
Microsoft Names John Connors Chief Financial Officer
REDMOND, Wash., Dec. 22, 1999 — Microsoft Corp. today named John Connors as senior vice president of finance and administration and chief financial officer effective Jan. 7.
From 12/11/1972 ( date hijacked from me: I was Apollo 17 Challenger astronaut walking on the Earth's moon ) to 6/25/1986 ( Proclamation 5506—National Homelessness Awareness Week, 1986 ) is: 4944 days
From 6/25/1986 ( Proclamation 5506—National Homelessness Awareness Week, 1986 ) to 1/7/2000 ( John Connor, leader of Microsoft Corporation, a criminal enterprise and instigator of insurrection against the USA ) is: 4944 days
http://www.microsoft.com/presspass/press/1999/dec99/cfopr.mspx
Microsoft Names John Connors Chief Financial Officer
REDMOND, Wash., Dec. 22, 1999 — Microsoft Corp. today named John Connors as senior vice president of finance and administration and chief financial officer effective Jan. 7.
[ details reference my legitimate and positive association with and my allegiance to the U.S. Navy SEAL's ]
http://elticitl.tripod.com/johnconnors.html
U.S. Navy SEALs
KIA
in Panama Canal Fiasco
Killed were Lt. John Connors, CPO Donald McFaul, Torpedoman's Mate 2nd Class Issac Rodriguez, and Botswain's Mate 1st Class Chris Tilghman. Rodriguez had only been a SEAL for one week. Eight other SEALS had been seriously wounded.
From 6/27/1966 ( Salvatore Antonio "Tony" Fratto, who actively supports coup d’état and subversive activity against the U.S. federal government by foreign power ) to 7/4/1976 ( date hijacked from me: I successfully diverted the comet in the outer solar system ) is: 3660 days
From 7/16/1963 ( another threat sent to me against my wife ) to 7/23/1973 ( Monica Lewinsky ) is: 3660 days
From 6/27/1966 ( Salvatore Antonio "Tony" Fratto, who actively supports coup d’état and subversive activity against the U.S. federal government by foreign power ) to 4/21/1972 ( date hijacked from me: I was Apollo 16 Orion astronaut walking on the Earth's moon ) is 5 years, 9 months, 3 weeks, 4 days
'59-34' ( my birth date UK )
From 6/27/1966 ( Salvatore Antonio "Tony" Fratto, who actively supports coup d’état and subversive activity against the U.S. federal government by foreign power ) to 1/28/1986 ( space shuttle Challenger explodes after liftoff killing all astronauts onboard Challenger spacecraft ) is: 7155 days
7155 = 1 + 3577 + 3577
From 7/16/1963 ( another threat sent to me against my wife ) to 5/1/1973 ( date hijacked from me: my graduation from University of Oxford includes law degree ) is: 3577 days
From 6/27/1966 ( Salvatore Antonio "Tony" Fratto, who actively supports coup d’état and subversive activity against the U.S. federal government by foreign power ) to 6/7/1976 ( date hijacked from me: my first landing Saturn moon Phoebe and the Saturn moon Phoebe territory belongs to me ) is 345 days, 9 years
'34-59' ( date hijacked from me: my birth date US )
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tony_Fratto
Salvatore Antonio "Tony" Fratto (born June 27, 1966) is Deputy Assistant to United States President George W. Bush and Deputy Press Secretary.
From 10/28/1955 ( Bill Gates, who is an enemy combatant against the U.S. federal goverment and U.S.A. allies ) to 9/29/2000 ( Salvatore Antonio "Tony" Fratto & all George Bush staff providing material support to coup d’état and subversive activity against the U.S. federal government by foreign power ) is: 16408 days
16408 = 8204 + 8204
From 3/4/1959 ( date hijacked from me: my birth date UK ) to 8/19/1981 ( the 1st Gulf of Sidra incident and I was the U.S. Navy F-14 Tomcat pilot targeted by hostile fire ) is: 8204 days
From 11/15/1966 ( date hijacked from me: Gemini 12 spacecraft splashdown and I was Gemini 12 spacecraft astronaut ) to 10/23/1983 ( I survived the suicide bomber attack on my location at U.S. Marines barracks in Beirut while many U.S. Marines under my command did not ) is: 6186 days
From 10/23/1983 ( I survived the suicide bomber attack on my location at U.S. Marines barracks in Beirut while many U.S. Marines under my command did not ) to 9/29/2000 ( Salvatore Antonio "Tony" Fratto & all George Bush staff providing material support to coup d’état and subversive activity against the U.S. federal government by foreign power )is:6186 days
From 11/28/1976 ( date hijacked from me: I launched from Jupiter moon Callisto for Earth ) to 9/29/2000 ( Salvatore Antonio "Tony" Fratto & all George Bush staff providing material support to coup d’état and subversive activity against the U.S. federal government by foreign power ) is: 8706 days
From 7/16/1963 ( another threat sent to me against my wife ) to 5/17/1987 ( I survived the attack on my location onboard USS Stark FFG-31 while many other U.S. Navy sailors did not ) is: 8706 days
http://www.bizjournals.com/pittsburgh/stories/2000/10/02/story3.html?page=1
Friday, September 29, 2000
Economic lobbyist leaves for Bush job
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A half-dozen Pittsburgh-area economic development agencies have lost their voices in Washington, D.C., and Harrisburg. Tony Fratto, a lobbyist whose efforts have resulted in tax reductions, stadium funding and government financing, will begin working full time on the George W. Bush presidential campaign this week.
From 5/17/1987 ( I survived the attack on my location onboard USS Stark FFG-31 while many other U.S. Navy sailors did not ) to 3/22/1993 ( Microsoft Encarta is product of insurrection and subversive activity against the U.S. federal government ) is: 2136 days
From 7/16/1963 ( another threat sent to me against my wife ) to 5/21/1969 ( date hijacked from me: my graduation from Princeton University includes degree as medical doctor ) is 2136 days
From 5/1/1982 ( date hijacked from me: my graduation and commissioning U.S. Naval Academy Class of 1982 ) to 3/22/1993 ( Microsoft Encarta is product of insurrection and subversive activity against the U.S. federal government ) is: 3978 days
3978 = 1989 + 1989
From 7/16/1963 ( another threat sent to me against my wife ) to 12/25/1968 ( date hijacked from me: I was Apollo 8 spacecraft astronaut in orbit of Earth's moon ) is: 1989 days
From 11/26/1976 ( date hijacked from me: my first landing Jupiter moon Callisto ) to 3/22/1993 ( Microsoft Encarta is product of insurrection and subversive activity against the U.S. federal government ) is: 5960 days
5960 = 2980 + 2980
From 3/4/1959 ( date hijacked from me: my birth date UK ) to 5/1/1967 ( date hijacked from me: my first flight by myself as jet pilot ) is: 2980 days
http://www.wired.com/wired/archive/6.12/redmond.html
3/22/93 Microsoft Encarta ships.
From 5/17/1987 ( I survived the attack on my location onboard USS Stark FFG-31 while many other U.S. Navy sailors did not ) to 3/22/1993 ( Intel Corporation and Intel Pentium is product of insurrection and subversive activity against the U.S. federal government ) is: 2136 days
From 7/16/1963 ( another threat sent to me against my wife ) to 5/21/1969 ( my graduation from Princeton University includes degree as medical doctor ) is 2136 days
From 5/1/1982 ( date hijacked from me: my graduation and commissioning U.S. Naval Academy Class of 1982 ) to 3/22/1993 ( Intel Corporation and Intel Pentium is product of insurrection and subversive activity against the U.S. federal government ) is: 3978 days
3978 = 1989 + 1989
From 7/16/1963 ( another threat sent to me against my wife ) to 12/25/1968 ( date hijacked from me: I was Apollo 8 spacecraft astronaut in orbit of Earth's moon ) is: 1989 days
From 11/26/1976 ( date hijacked from me: my first landing Jupiter moon Callisto ) to 3/22/1993 ( Intel Corporation and Intel Pentium is product of insurrection and subversive activity against the U.S. federal government ) is: 5960 days
5960 = 2980 + 2980
From 3/4/1959 ( date hijacked from me: my birth date UK ) to 5/1/1967 ( date hijacked from me: my first flight by myself as jet pilot ) is: 2980 days
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pentium
The Pentium[1] brand refers to Intel's single-core x86 microprocessor[2] based on the P5 fifth-generation microarchitecture considered here as such only. The name 'Pentium' was derived from the Greek penta, meaning 'five', and the Latin ending -ium.
Introduced on March 22, 1993[3], the Pentium succeeded the Intel486, which number "4" signified the fourth-generation microarchitecture. Intel selected the Pentium name after courts had disallowed trademarking of names containing numbers - like "286", "i386", "i486" - though, sometimes, the Pentium is unofficially referred to as i586.
From 6/27/1994 ( I am the pilot and the only survivor of a plane crash that experienced many fatalities on that aircraft after the external cargo, a Pegasus rocket-launched space satellite, exploded under that aircraft ) to 5/18/2005 ( Craig R. Barrett, who actively supports insurrection and subversive activities against the U.S. federal government by foreign power ) is: 3978 days
3978 = 1989 + 1989
From 7/16/1963 ( another threat sent to me against my wife ) to 12/25/1968 ( date hijacked from me: I was Apollo 8 astronaut in orbit of Earth's moon ) is: 1989 days
http://www.intel.com/pressroom/kits/bios/barrett.htm
Craig R. Barrett became Chairman of the Board of Intel Corporation on May 18, 2005
From 8/29/1939 ( Craig R. Barrett, who actively supports insurrection and subversive activities against the U.S. federal government by foreign power ) to 7/4/1976 ( date hijacked from me: I successfully diverted the comet in the outer solar system ) is: 13459 days
'1-34-59' ( date hijacked from me: my birth date UK )
From 8/29/1939 ( Craig R. Barrett, who actively supports insurrection and subversive activities against the U.S. federal government by foreign power ) to 10/23/1983 ( I survived the suicide bomber attack on my location at U.S. Marines barracks in Beirut while many U.S. Marines under my command did not ) is: 16126 days
16126 = 8063 + 8063
From 3/3/1959 ( date hijacked from me: my birth date US ) to 3/30/1981 ( President Ronald Reagan shot and wounded in assassination attempt ) is: 8063 days
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Craig_Barrett_%28Intel_Chairman%29
Craig R. Barrett (born August 29, 1939) is the Chairman of the Board of the Intel Corporation since May 2005.
Previously, he served as the President of Intel Corporation starting in 1997 and its Chief Executive Officer from 1998 to 2005. He successfully led the corporation through some of its worst times, including the burst of the "dot-com bubble" and a severe recession.
Dr. Barrett was employed by Intel Corporation in 1974 as a manager. He was promoted to vice presidency of the corporation in 1984; to senior vice president in 1987, and executive vice president in 1990. Dr. Barrett was elected to Intel Corporation's Board of Directors in 1992 and was named the company's Chief Operating Officer in 1993. He became Intel's fourth President in May 1997, and Chief Executive Officer in 1998. He became Chairman of the Board in May 2005, when he was replaced as a CEO by Paul Otellini.
http://www.intel.com/pressroom/kits/bios/barrett/bio.htm
Craig Barrett was born Aug. 29, 1939
From 10/22/1973 ( Ichiro Suzuki, Seattle Mariners, providing material support to insurrection and subversive activites against the U.S. federal government ) to 8/31/1997 ( death of Diana, Princess of Wales, under suspicious circumstances ) is: 8714 days
8714 = 4357 + 4357
From 3/3/1959 ( date hijacked from me: my birth date US ) to 2/5/1971 ( date hijacked from me: I was Apollo 14 Antares command astronaut walking on Earth's moon ) is: 4357 days
From 1/29/1964 ( date hijacked from me: my first day as competitor at Innsbruck Olympics where I won Olympic gold medals ) to 10/22/1973 ( Ichiro Suzuki, Seattle Mariners, providing material support to insurrection and subversive activites against the U.S. federal government ) is: 3554 days
3554 = 1777 + 1777
From 5/1/1973 ( date hijacked from me: my graduation from University of Oxford includes law degree ) to 3/13/1978 ( date hijacked from me: Department of the Army Order 31-3, General Of The Armies ) is: 1777 days
From 1/29/1964 ( date hijacked from me: my first day as competitor at Innsbruck Olympics where I won Olympic gold medals ) to 10/22/1973 ( Ichiro Suzuki, Seattle Mariners, providing material support to insurrection and subversive activites against the U.S. federal government ) is: 3554 days
3554 = 1777 + 1777
From 6/19/1968 ( date hijacked from me: my 1st Medal of Honor and I am U.S. military fighter jet ace during the Vietnam War ) to 5/1/1973 ( date hijacked from me: my graduation from University of Oxford includes law degree ) is: 1777 days
http://seattle.mariners.mlb.com/team/player.jsp?player_id=400085
Ichiro Suzuki
51 | CF
Born: 10/22/1973
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ichiro_Suzuki
In 2000, Ichiro was still a year away from being eligible for free agency, but the Blue Wave were no longer among Japan's best teams. They would probably not be able to afford to keep him and would lose him without compensation in another year, and allowed him to negotiate with Major League clubs. Ichiro used the posting system, and the Seattle Mariners won the right to negotiate with him with a bid of around $13 million.[2] Ichiro signed a three-year, $14 million contract with the Mariners and became the first Japanese position player in the Major Leagues.
http://community.seattletimes.nwsource.com/archive/?date=20000216&slug=4005134
Wednesday, February 16, 2000
Millennium Mariners
By Bob Finnigan
Seattle Times staff reporter
After what they witnessed last week, when one of those frequent debates arises over the creation of the universe, Seattle fans can be expected to espouse the big-bang theory.
Six days ago, they witnessed what one massive explosion could do when the Mariner world was changed forever.
Ken Griffey Jr. has disappeared, like the long ball he drove into the distance and out of sight in Anaheim two years ago.
Now to measure the fallout. Will Seattle have what baseball men say when they are unsure, "a nice ballclub?" Or will there be nuclear winter?
Now, on the cusp of training camp, to find out what the changes will mean, where it counts, in the clubhouse and between the lines.
For starters, there will be no more cows in the manager's office (a Griffey prank). It will be quieter in training camp - far different than last year when, on the first day position players worked out, Griffey worried Japanese star Ichiro Suzuki by insisting the two would sneak out after practice, "to drink sake."
From 11/15/1995 ( Monica Lewinsky allegedly begins sexual relationship with the President of the USA ) to 11/9/2000 ( Ichiro Suzuki, Seattle Mariners, providing material support to insurrection and subversive activites against the U.S. federal government ) is 59 months, 3 weeks, 4 days
'59-34' ( date hijacked from me: my birth date UK )
From 10/22/1973 ( Ichiro Suzuki, Seattle Mariners, providing material support to insurrection and subversive activites against the U.S. federal government ) to 11/9/2000 ( Ichiro Suzuki, Seattle Mariners, providing material support to insurrection and subversive activites against the U.S. federal government ) is: 9880 days
9880 = 4940 + 4940
From 3/3/1959 ( date hijacked from me: my birth date UK ) to 9/10/1972 ( date hijacked from me: fictional date setting 1991 film "Flight of the Intruder" ) is: 4940 days
http://community.seattletimes.nwsource.com/archive/?date=20001110&slug=4052340
Friday, November 10, 2000
M's win bid to woo Suzuki
By Larry Stone
Seattle Times staff reporter
AMELIA ISLAND, Fla. - In the Mariners' grand plan, No. 51 will live again next season and it will be emblazoned with the name that in Japan is instantaneously recognizable.
Ichiro.
As with Elvis and Tiger, no last name is necessary, and in fact Ichiro Suzuki, the biggest celebrity in Japanese baseball, officially dropped his several years ago.
The Mariners yesterday were awarded the negotiating rights to Suzuki, a seven-time Pacific League batting champion who is trying to become the first Japanese position player in the major leagues. In blind bidding among several major-league teams, the Mariners submitted the highest figure - a staggering $13.125 million (1.4 billion yen) that will go to the Orix BlueWave, Suzuki's team in Kobe, if the Mariners sign him within 30 days.
"This is a great player, one of the best players in the world," Mariner chairman Howard Lincoln said. "He's an extraordinary defensive player with a strong arm, and we think he could be a great leadoff hitter. His type of baseball and Safeco Field go hand in glove."
"The bid is merely an opportunity to get on the dance floor," he said. "We have been very interested in Suzuki. We wanted to make sure we won the bidding. There was competition. We won."
You won permanent confinement for yourselves to United States federal prison. That is guaranteed.
From 2/14/1940 ( Howard Charles Lincoln, who actively supports insurrection against the U.S. government by foreign power ) to 7/23/1973 ( Monica Lewinsky ) is 33 years, 5 months, 9 days
'33-59' ( date hijacked from me: my birth date US )
From 2/14/1940 ( Howard Charles Lincoln, who actively supports insurrection against the U.S. government by foreign power ) to 10/24/1947 ( date hijacked from me: actor Kevin Kline ) is: 2809 days
From 3/4/1959 ( date hijacked from me: my birth date UK ) to 11/11/1966 ( date hijacked from me: Gemini 12 launches and I was onboard that Gemini 12 spacecraft for my first flight into Earth orbit ) is: 2809 days
From 2/14/1940 ( Howard Charles Lincoln, who actively supports insurrection against the U.S. government by foreign power ) to 6/12/1968 ( date hijacked from me: ) is: 10346 days
10346 = 5173 + 5173
From 3/3/1959 ( date hijacked from me: my birth date US ) to 5/1/1973 ( date hijacked from me: my graduation from University of Oxford includes law degree ) is: 5173 days
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Howard_Lincoln
Howard Charles Lincoln (born February 14, 1940) is an American lawyer and businessman, known primarily for being the former chairman of Nintendo of America and the current Chairman and Chief Executive Officer of the Seattle Mariners baseball team, representing absentee majority owner Hiroshi Yamauchi.
From 10/11/1968 ( date hijacked from me: I was Apollo 7 spacecraft astronaut ) to 5/17/1987 ( I survived the attack on my location onboard USS Stark FFG-31 while many other U.S. Navy sailors did not ) is: 6792 days
6792 = 3396 + 3396
From 3/3/1959 ( date hijacked from me: my birth date US ) to 6/19/1968 ( date hijacked from me: my 1st Medal of Honor and I am U.S. military fighter jet ace during the Vietnam War ) is: 3396 days
From 12/24/1968 ( date hijacked from me: I was Apollo 8 astronaut in orbit of Earth's moon ) to 5/17/1987 ( I survived the attack on my location onboard USS Stark FFG-31 while many other U.S. Navy sailors did not ) is: 6718 days
6718 = 3359 + 3359
'33-59' ( date hijacked from me: my birth date US )
From 6/8/1982 ( I survived the attack on my location onboard Royal Navy RFA Sir Galahad while many of Her Majesty's sailors and soldiers did not ) to 5/17/1987 ( I survived the attack on my location onboard USS Stark FFG-31 while many other U.S. Navy sailors did not ) is: 1804 days
From 3/3/1959 ( date hijacked from me: my birth date US ) to 2/9/1964 ( date hijacked from me: my final day as competitor at Innsbruck Olympics where I won Olympic gold medals ) is: 1804 days
From 9/25/1951 ( date hijacked from me: actor Mark Hamill, starring role, "Star Wars" movies ) to 7/21/1969 ( date hijacked from me: I am one of the Apollo 11 astronauts walking on the Earth's moon ) is: 6509 days
From 7/21/1969 ( date hijacked from me: I am one of the Apollo 11 astronauts walking on the Earth's moon ) to 5/17/1987 ( I survived the attack on my location onboard USS Stark FFG-31 while many other U.S. Navy sailors did not ) is: 6509 days
http://query.nytimes.com/gst/fullpage.html?res=9B0DE2DA103EF93BA25756C0A961948260&scp=1&sq=uss+stark&st=nyt
IRAQI MISSILE HITS U.S. NAVY FRIGATE IN PERSIAN GULF
By JOHN H. CUSHMAN JR., SPECIAL TO THE NEW YORK TIMES
Published: May 18, 1987
LEAD: A United States Navy frigate in the Persian Gulf was struck Sunday by a missile fired from an Iraqi warplane, causing serious damage and many casualties, the Reagan Administration said.
[ end examples of piracy of my true identity, which has tremendous commercial value, and details of continued death threats against me and my wife ]
[ begin examples I recognize as my work or legitimately associated with my interests ]
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seattle_to_Portland_Bicycle_Classic
The Seattle to Portland Bicycle Classic (STP) is an annual one and two day supported bicycle ride from Seattle, Washington to Portland, Oregon in the United States. The STP "is considered one of the 10 biggest recreational bicycle rides in the country, drawing riders from across the nation and from other nations".[1] The ride is organized by the Cascade Bicycle Club. The ride is approximately 200 miles (322 km) in length. Most riders complete the distance in two days; however, about 15% complete the ride in one day.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0046816/quotes
Memorable quotes for
The Caine Mutiny (1954)
Lieutenant Tom Keefer: "There is no escape from the Caine, save death. We're all doing penance, sentenced to an outcast ship, manned by outcasts, and named after the greatest outcast of them all."
http://www.cswap.com/1988/The_Caine_Mutiny_Court-Martial/cap/en/25fps/a/00_11
The Caine Mutiny Court-Martial
:11:25
Captain DeVriess, this is Ensign Keith.
:11:35
May I see your orders
and qualifications jacket...
:11:38
or are they a military secret?
:11:40
I'm sorry.
:11:48
"Princeton, '41."'
:11:51
"Top five percent
in midshipman's school."
:11:57
Pretty good background.
Pretty good record.
:12:01
Disappointed they assigned you
to a minesweeper?
:12:06
Well, sir, to be honest--yes, sir.
:12:08
You saw yourself on a carrier
or battleship, no doubt?
:12:12
Yes. I had hoped--
:12:14
Well, I only hope
that you're good enough for the Caine.
:12:18
I'll try to be worthy
of this assignment.
:12:20
She's not a battleship or carrier.
She's a beaten-up tub.
:12:25
After 18 months of combat, it takes 24
hours a day to keep her in once piece.
:12:30
-I understand.
-I don't think you do.
:12:34
But whether you like it or not,
you're in the junkyard navy.
:12:39
Steve, put him with Keefer
in communications, and tell Tom...
:12:44
to show this Princeton tiger and our
other new ensign around the ship.
http://www.cswap.com/1976/Midway/cap/en/25fps/a/00_49
Midway
:49:45
I didn't ask your C.O.
to ship you out.
:49:47
You spoke to him, didn't you?.
- Yes, I did.
:49:51
He asked me how I felt about...
- Haruko and me, right?.
:49:54
If you couldn't do anything about it,
why couldn't you leave it alone?.
:49:59
Jessop thought
he was doing us both a favor.
:50:02
I did all I could,
and a lot more than I should've.
:50:06
You're paid to fly fighter planes,
:50:08
not to sit in your cabin
and cry over your girl's picture.
:50:12
You better shape up, Tiger, before
a hot-shot Jap pilot flames your ass!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Caine_Mutiny
The Caine Mutiny is a 1951 Pulitzer Prize winning novel by Herman Wouk. The novel grew out of Wouk's personal experiences aboard a destroyer-minesweeper in the Pacific in World War II and deals with, among other things, the moral and ethical decisions made at sea as interpreted by the code of the US Navy. The story also draws heavily on the 1789 mutiny against Captain William Bligh, commander of the HMS Bounty.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0094826/
The Caine Mutiny Court-Martial (1988) (TV)
Plot Outline: A full-length adaptation, originally staged as a play, of the court-martial segment from the novel "The Caine Mutiny".
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0046816/quotes
Memorable quotes for
The Caine Mutiny (1954)
Lt. Barney Greenwald: And now we come to the man who should have stood trial. The Caine's favorite author. The Shakespeare whose testimony nearly sunk us all. Tell 'em, Keefer.
Lt. Tom Keefer: No, you go ahead. You're telling it better.
Lt. Barney Greenwald: You ought to read his testimony. He never even HEARD of Captain Queeg!
Lt. Steve Maryk: Let's forget it, Barney.
Lt. Barney Greenwald: Queeg was sick, he couldn't help himself. But you, you're real healthy. Only you didn't have one-tenth the guts that he had.
Lt. Tom Keefer: Except I never fooled myself, Mr. Greenwald.
Lt. Barney Greenwald: I wanna drink a toast to you, Mr. Keefer. From the beginning you hated the Navy. And then you thought up this whole idea and you managed to keep your skirts nice and starched and clean, even in the court martial. Steve Maryk will always be remembered as a mutineer. But you, you'll publish your novel, you'll make a million bucks, you'll marry a big movie star, and for the rest of your life you'll live with your conscience, if you have any. Here's to the real author of the Caine mutiny. Here's to you, Mr. Keefer.
[Splashes wine in Keefer's face]
Lt. Barney Greenwald: If you wanna do anything about it, I'll be outside. I'm a lot drunker than you are - so it'll be a fair fight.
From 5/21/1969 ( my graduation from Princeton University includes degree as medical doctor ) to 6/8/1984 ( premiere US movie "Gremlins" )(Friday) is: 5497 days
5497 = 1 + 2748 + 2748
From 5/21/1969 ( my graduation from Princeton University includes includes degree as medical doctor ) to 11/28/1976 ( I launch from the Jupiter moon Callisto for Earth and home ) is: 2748 days
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0087363/
Gremlins (1984)
Release Date: 8 June 1984 (USA)
Phoebe Cates ... Kate Beringer
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Princeton_University
Mascot Tigers
Princeton University is a private coeducational research university located in Princeton, New Jersey. It is one of eight universities that belong to the Ivy League.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flight_of_the_intruder
Flight of the Intruder is a 1991 film directed by John Milius, which is based on the novel of the same name by A-6 Intruder pilot Stephen Coonts. The film stars Danny Glover as Commander Frank 'Dooke' Camparelli, Willem Dafoe as Lieutenant Commander Virgil 'Tiger' Cole, and Brad Johnson as Lieutenant Jake 'Cool Hand' Grafton.
From 7/20/1969 ( I was Apollo 11 Eagle astronaut landing on Earth's moon ) to 9/10/1972 ( fictional date setting 1991 movie "Flight of the Intruder" ) is: 1148 days
From 9/10/1972 ( fictional date setting 1991 movie "Flight of the Intruder" ) to 11/2/1975 ( I launched from Earth by myself to intercept the comet in the outer solar system ) is: 1148 days
From 5/1/1967 ( my first flight by myself as jet pilot ) to 9/10/1972 ( fictional date setting 1991 movie "Flight of the Intruder" ) is: 1959 days
'1959 March 3' ( my birth date US )
From 2/9/1964 ( my final day as competitor at Innsbruck Olympics where I won Olympic gold medals ) to 9/10/1972 ( fictional date setting 1991 movie "Flight of the Intruder" ) is: 3136 days
From 9/10/1972 ( fictional date setting 1991 movie "Flight of the Intruder" ) to 4/12/1981 ( I was the commander aboard the STS-1 spacecraft Columbia ) is: 3136 days
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0099587/quotes
Memorable quotes for
Flight of the Intruder (1991)
Cole: Frankly, sir, I think we're going to lose this one. But I do love the work.
[ end examples I recognize as my work or legitimately associated with my interests ]
[ begin examples of piracy of my true identity, which has tremendous commercial value, and details of continued death threats against me and my wife ]
From 6/8/1996 ( date hijacked from me: USS Cole DDG-67 commissioned and I was the first Commanding Officer of the USS Cole DDG-67 ) to 6/2/2004 ( Seahawks Stadium, a criminal enterprise, renamed to Qwest Field, which was constructed on the site of the imploded Kingdome ) is: 2916 days
From 7/22/1955 ( date hijacked from me: actor Willem Dafoe, who portrays U.S. Navy Lt. Commander "Tiger Cole" in 1991 movie "Flight of the Intruder" ) to 7/16/1963 ( another threat sent to me against my wife ) is: 2916 days
From 4/21/1926 ( date hijacked from me: Her Royal Highness Queen Elizabeth II ) to 5/12/1965 ( date hijacked from me: I am active duty U.S. Navy aviator ) is: 14266 days
From 5/12/1965 ( date hijacked from me: I am active duty U.S. Navy aviator ) to 6/2/2004 ( Seahawks Stadium, a criminal enterprise, renamed to Qwest Field, which was constructed on the site of the imploded Kingdome ) is: 14266 days
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Qwest_Field
The stadium was originally named Seahawks Stadium. The name Qwest Field was announced on June 2, 2004, after Qwest bought the naming rights for $75 million (for 15 years). Although some people began using the new name immediately, the official approval wasn't given until twenty-two days later (June 24) by the Washington State Public Stadium Authority. Seahawks owner Paul Allen funded about 30% of the stadium's cost out of his pocket, the remainder being paid by a funding package of user fees, sports lottery revenue, and taxes on related industries.
http://archives.seattletimes.nwsource.com/cgi-bin/texis.cgi/web/vortex/display?slug=webstadium02&date=20040602&query=qwest
Sports: Wednesday, June 02, 2004
Seahawks
Qwest buying naming rights to Seahawks Stadium
By Jose Miguel Romero
Seattle Times staff reporter
As of today, Seahawks Stadium is now known as Qwest Field.
From 6/7/1981 ( my 3rd Medal of Honor hijacked from me and Osirak destroyed by Israeli Air Force ) to 3/26/2000 ( Kingdome imploded, a product of criminal enterprise and insurrection against the USA ) is: 6867 days
From 7/16/1963 ( another threat sent to me against my wife ) to 5/4/1982 ( Great Britain Royal Navy HMS Sheffield D80 sailors and my military allies killed while I was onboard that warship as a U.S. Navy officer ) is: 6867 days
From 2/9/1964 ( date hijacked from me: my final day as competitor at Innsbruck Olympics, where I won gold medals ) to 3/26/2000 ( Kingdome imploded, a product of criminal enterprise and insurrection against the USA ) is: 13195 days
From 3/4/1959 ( date hijacked from me: my birth date UK ) to 4/19/1995 ( Oklahoma City bombing with many fatalities and massive destruction ) is: 13195 days
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kingdome
The Kingdome was an indoor sports and entertainment arena owned and operated by King County, Washington. The Kingdome received its nickname from King County,[1] and was officially known as the King County Domed Stadium and often called the Dome. Before its destruction it was located at the west end of Seattle's Industrial District, just south of Pioneer Square. The building was completed in 1976 on reclaimed tideflat land formerly occupied by the Burlington Northern and Santa Fe Railway's freight yards. It served as home to the Seattle Mariners baseball team, the Seattle Seahawks American football team, and the Seattle SuperSonics basketball team for several years. The Kingdome was demolished by implosion on March 26, 2000 the implosion was filmed by legendary avant-garde/experimental filmmaker Jon Behrens.
The footprint is now occupied by Qwest Field.
[ end examples of piracy of my true identity, which has tremendous commercial value, and details of continued death threats against me and my wife ]
[ begin examples I recognize as my work or legitimately associated with my interests ]
http://www.cswap.com/1997/Contact/cap/en/2_Parts/a/00_46
Contact
:46:01
Center that segment.
:46:02
Centering.
:46:07
Can you clean it up?
:46:09
I'm working on it.
:46:22
What the hell...?
:46:25
Try zooming out.
:46:30
Freeze!
:46:31
Reverse values.
:46:33
Try zooming out again.
:46:39
Rotate 90 degrees counterclock...
:46:43
My God!
:46:51
What's going on?
:46:52
You're not going to believe this.
From 12/14/1972 ( I was Apollo 17 Challenger astronaut walking on the Earth's moon ) to 4/7/1986 ( filming begins 1987 movie "No Way Out" ) is 159 months, 3 weeks, 3 days
'1-59-33' ( my birth date US )
From 4/14/1981 ( I was the commander aboard the STS-1 spacecraft Columbia ) to 4/7/1986 ( filming begins 1987 movie "No Way Out" ) is 3 days, 3 weeks, 59 months
'33-59' ( my birth date US )
From 5/21/1969 ( my graduation from Princeton University includes degree as medical doctor ) to 4/7/1986 ( filming begins 1987 movie "No Way Out" ) is: 6165 days
From 3/4/1959 ( my birth date UK ) to 1/19/1976 ( Public Law 94-479, General Of The Armies ) is: 6165 days
http://www.inbaseline.com/project.aspx?project_id=29428
No Way Out (1987)
Completed shooting June 1986.
Began shooting April 7, 1986.
From 10/11/1968 ( I was Apollo 7 spacecraft astronaut ) to 8/14/1987 ( premiere US movie "No Way Out" )(Friday) is: 6881 days
6881 = 3440 + 3440
From 10/11/1968 ( I was Apollo 7 spacecraft astronaut ) to 3/13/1978 ( Department of the Army Order 31-3, General Of The Armies ) is: 3440 days
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093640/
No Way Out (1987)
Release Date: 14 August 1987 (USA)
[ end examples I recognize as my work or legitimately associated with my interests ]
[ begin examples of piracy of my true identity, which has tremendous commercial value, and details of continued death threats against me and my wife which I will prosecute to the fullest extent of law ]
From 5/1/1967 ( date hijacked from me: my first flight by myself as jet pilot ) to 10/11/1968 ( date hijacked from me: I was Apollo 7 spacecraft astronaut ) is: 529 days
From 10/11/1968 ( date hijacked from me: I was Apollo 7 spacecraft astronaut ) to 3/24/1970 ( George Bush providing material support to coup d’état and subversive activities against the U.S federal government by foreign power ) is: 529 days
http://www.dod.mil/pubs/foi/bush_records/index.html
http://www.dod.mil/pubs/foi/bush_records/PressReleases.pdf
From Immediate Release
spl to The Houston Post
and The Houston Chronicle
w/art
Office of Information
147th Combat Crew Training Group
Texas Air National Guard
Houston, Texas 77034
Ellington AFB, Tex., March 24, 1970---George Walker Bush is one member of the younger generation who doesn't get his kicks from pot or hashish or speed. Oh, he gets high, all right, but not from narcotics [ ;he just does not call it narcotics but it has always been narcotics. ]
After his solo, a milestone in the career of any fighter pilot, Lt. Bush couldn't find enough words to adequately express the feeling of solo flight.
Lt. Bush is the son of U.S Representative George Bush, who is a candidate for the U.S. Senate seat of Senator Ralph Yarborough.
The following details represent examples of the fascist elements, as George Bush represents, that have taken an interest in hijacking my secret identity, which has tremendous commercial value. I will prosecute to the fullest extent of law the piracy of my secret identity, which has tremendous commercial value.
From 7/29/1958 ( date hijacked from me: NASA formed ) to 5/27/1968 ( George Bush, sex offender, providing material support to coup d’état and subversive activity against the U.S federal government by foreign power ) is: 3590 days
3590 = 1795 + 1795
From 3/3/1959 ( date hijacked from me: my birth date US ) to 1/31/1964 ( date hijacked from me: I was Olympic gold medalist at Innsbruck Olympics on this day ) is: 1795 days
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_W._Bush_military_service_controversy
The military service of George W. Bush was an issue in the 2000 presidential campaign and again in the 2004 presidential campaign. The controversy centers on the questions of how George W. Bush, now the President of the United States, came to be a member of the Texas Air National Guard, why he lost his flight status, and whether he fulfilled the requirements of his military service contract during the Vietnam War.
Bush enlisted in the Texas Air National Guard on May 27, 1968
By regulation, National Guard pilots were required to take and pass an annual physical in order to remain in flight status, in the three months prior to a pilot's birthday (in Bush's case, July 6). For reasons that are unclear, Bush apparently chose not to take this mandatory physical examination in mid-1972, thus ending his pilot's career.
[ end examples of piracy of my true identity, which has tremendous commercial value, and details of continued death threats against me and my wife ]
[ begin examples I recognize as my work or legitimately associated with my interests ]
From 6/12/1968 ( ) to 12/1/1977 ( I was test pilot Lockheed Have Blue stealth fighter program ) is: 3459 days
'34-59' ( my birth date UK )
From 10/11/1976 ( Public Law 94-479, General Of The Armies, approved by President Gerald Ford ) to 12/1/1977 ( I was test pilot Lockheed Have Blue stealth fighter program ) is: 416 days
416 = 208 + 208
From 7/16/1963 ( my wife ) to 2/9/1964 ( my final day as competitor at Innsbruck Olympics where I won Olympic gold medals ) is: 208 days
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Have_Blue
December 1st, 1977
Have Blue was the code-name for Lockheed's "proof of concept" (i.e. prototype) Stealth Fighter program which preceded the F-117 Nighthawk production stealth aircraft project. The Have Blue was the first fixed-wing aircraft designed from an electrical engineering (rather than an aerodynamic) perspective. The aircraft's plate-like, faceted shape was designed to deflect electromagnetic waves, making this plane essentially invisible to radar.
From 3/14/1965 ( I am active duty Central Intelligence Agency officer ) to 5/1/1973 ( my graduation from University of Oxford includes law degree ) is: 2970 days
From 5/1/1973 ( my graduation from University of Oxford includes law degree ) to 6/18/1981 ( I was test pilot Lockheed F-117A Nighthawk stealth fighter jet ) is: 2970 days
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/F-117
18 June 1981
The Lockheed F-117A Nighthawk is a stealth ground attack aircraft flown solely by the United States Air Force. As a product of the Lockheed Have Blue stealth prototype program, it became the first operational aircraft initially designed around stealth technology.
From 5/21/1969 ( my graduation from Princeton University includes degree as medical doctor ) to 8/11/1972 ( I was test pilot F-5E Tiger II ) is: 1178 days
From 8/11/1972 ( I was test pilot F-5E Tiger II ) to 11/2/1975 ( I launched from Earth by myself to intercept the comet in the outer solar system ) is: 1178 days
From 9/2/1965 ( my first day as student at Princeton University where I earned degree as medical doctor ) to 8/11/1972 ( I was test pilot F-5E Tiger II ) is: 2535 days
From 8/11/1972 ( I was test pilot F-5E Tiger II ) to 7/21/1979 ( my wife Phoebe and I are married ) is: 2535 days
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Northrop_F-5
11 August 1972 (F-5E)
The F-5A/B Freedom Fighter and F-5E/F Tiger II are part of a family of widely used light supersonic fighter aircraft, designed and built by Northrop in the United States, beginning in 1960s.
The USAF made a combat evaluation of the F-5A under the Skoshi Tiger program in 1965. 12 aircraft were delivered for trials to the 4503rd Tactical Fighter Wing (subsequently the 10th Fighter Commando Squadron), redesignated F-5C. They performed combat duty in Vietnam, flying more than 3,500 sorties from the 3rd Tactical Fighter Wing at Bien Hoa in South Vietnam. Two aircraft were lost in combat. The program was short-lived, more a political gesture than a serious consideration of the type for U.S. service.
The F-5E eventually received the official name Tiger II.
From 5/1/1967 ( my first flight by myself as a jet pilot ) to 7/27/1972 ( I was test pilot F-15 Eagle fighter jet ) is: 1914 days
From 7/16/1963 ( my wife ) to 10/11/1968 ( I was Apollo 7 spacecraft astronaut ) is: 1914 days
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/F-15_Eagle
27 July 1972
The McDonnell Douglas (now Boeing) F-15 Eagle is an all-weather tactical fighter designed to gain and maintain air superiority in aerial combat. It was developed for the U.S. Air Force, and first flew in July 1972. The F-15E Strike Eagle derivative is an all-weather strike fighter that entered service in 1989.
http://www.boeing.com/history/mdc/eagle.htm
F-15 Eagle Tactical Fighter
July 27, 1972
From 5/12/1965 ( I am active duty U.S. Navy aviator ) to 9/30/1975 ( I was test pilot AH-64 Apache attack helicopter ) is: 3793 days
From 3/3/1959 ( my birth date US ) to 7/21/1969 ( I was Apollo 11 Eagle astronaut walking on Earth's moon ) is: 3793 days
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AH-64_Apache
30 September 1975
The AH-64 Apache is the United States Army's principal attack helicopter, and is the successor to the AH-1 Cobra. The AH-64 is a two-seat attack helicopter powered by two General Electric T700 turboshaft engines. The crew sits in tandem, with the pilot sitting behind and above the copilot-gunner in an armored crew compartment. The AH-64 is armed with a 30mm M230 chain gun and carries a mixture of AGM-114 Hellfire and Hydra 70 rockets on four hard points mounted on its stub-wing pylons.
http://www.janes.com/defence/air_forces/news/jawa/jawa001013_1_n.shtml
BOEING AH-64 APACHE
Original Hughes Model 77 entered for US Army advanced attack helicopter (AAH) competition; first flights of two development prototype YAH-64s 30 September and 22 November 1975; details of programme in 1984-85 and earlier Jane's; selected by US Army December 1976; named Apache late 1981.
http://www.cswap.com/1982/Star_Trek:_The_Wrath_of_Khan/cap/en/25fps/a/00_31
Star Trek: The Wrath of Khan
:31:55
Who gave the order?
:31:57
The order comes from...
Admiral James T. Kirk.
:32:03
I knew it! All along
the military's wanted to get...
:32:07
This is completely improper,
Commander Chekov!
:32:09
I do not intend to allow Reliant
or any other unauthorised personnel
:32:14
access to our work or materials.
:32:16
I'm sorry that you feel that way.
The Admiral's orders are confirmed.
http://www.cswap.com/1997/Contact/cap/en/2_Parts/a/00_52
Contact
:52:26
Wait a minute.
:52:27
This is a privately-funded operation.
:52:30
We lease dish time from the government--
:52:32
This is a clear-cut case of eminent
domain.
:52:35
I'm recommending to the President
we militarize this project.
:52:38
What?! This is my project!
:52:41
Nobody knows more about this
than I do. David, tell them--
From 2/6/1964 ( I was Olympic gold medalist at Innsbruck Olympics again on this day ) to 8/25/1964 ( fictional birth date "Dr. Eleanor Ann Arroway" 1997 film "Contact" ) is: 201 days
From 8/25/1964 ( fictional birth date "Dr. Eleanor Ann Arroway" 1997 film "Contact" ) to 3/14/1965 ( I am active duty Central Intelligence Agency officer ) is: 201 days
http://www.cswap.com/1997/Contact/cap/en/2_Parts/a/00_59
Contact
:59:40
Eleanor Ann Arroway...
:59:42
...born 25th August, 1964...
From 9/2/1965 ( my first day as student at Princeton University where I earned degree as medical doctor ) to 2/25/2001 ( premiere TV episode "The Simpsons, New Kids on the Blecch" ) is: 12960 days
12960 = 6480 + 6480
From 3/3/1959 ( my birth date US ) to 11/28/1976 ( I launched from Jupiter moon Callisto for Earth and home ) is: 6480 days
http://www.snpp.com/episodes/CABF12
New Kids on the Blecch
Original Airdate on FOX: 25-Feb-2001
Lisa: [gasps] They're recruiting people with subliminal messages!
[outside, a horn honks. Otto is about to board a bus for the nearest naval base. Lisa shouts out of her window]
Otto, what are you doing?
Otto: I dunno. I just got an urge to join the Navy.
Lisa: You're being brainwashed!
Otto: Yeah, probably. Ee-van eht niojh! [gets on the bus, which drives away]
% Lisa goes to warn L. T. Smash that his band is being used as a
% clandestine recruiting tool by the government.
Lisa: L. T., thank God you're here. The government's playing subliminal messages in your videos!
Smash: Subliminal messages? Do you have any idea of how insane that sounds?
[Lisa notices an anchor tattoo on Smash's arm]
Lisa: Is that a Navy tattoo?
Smash: A Navy tattoo? Do you have any idea of how insane that sounds?
[an electric fan stirs up a breeze that causes Smash's shirt to flop open, revealing a large tattoo of a ship and the slogan, "I [heart] THE NAVY". Lisa gasps. Then she notices that the first period in Smash's "L. T. Smash" nameplate is just pasted on. She peels it off, revealing "LT. Smash".
Lisa: Lieutenant Smash?
Smash: Yeah, that's right. Lieutenant L. T. Smash. [pulls off his crew-cut wig, revealing an even shorter crew-cut]
Lisa: A wig! But, but your pant legs ...
[Smash pulls a couple of ripcords on his waistline. His pant legs spread out, revealing the traditional flared effect that Naval uniforms have]
Oh, how could you soil the good name of Star Blitzzz Promotions?
Smash: Oh, come on, Lisa, we've always used pop stars to recruit people, going back to Elvis [shows Lisa a picture of Elvis's Army days]. Then there was Sgt. Pepper's [show the Beatles, in Sgt. Pepper uniforms, attacking a dummy], The Captain and Tenille, and the KISS Army.
Lisa: But you have recruiting ads on TV. Why do you need subliminal messages?
Smash: It's a three-pronged attack. Subliminal, liminal, and superliminal.
Lisa: Superliminal?
Smash: I'll show you. [opens the window, and shouts at Lenny and Carl, who are standing on the corner] Hey, you! Join the Navy!
Carl: Uh, yeah, all right.
Lenny: I'm in.
