Moronic people will believe anything they read.
Apparently unless I write it.
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/sport/article788752.ece
From The Sunday Times January 15, 2006
The top 10 footballers' Page 3 playmates
By John Aizlewood
5 Dean Holdsworth and Linsey Dawn McKenzie Psychologists are still baffled as to what attracted Dean Holdsworth to 36GG teenage glamour model Linsey Dawn McKenzie in 1996. Even so, they were soon at it like Duracell bunnies on the bonnet of the then Wimbledon striker’s £83,000 BMW. Alas, there was no future for the bonking duo, for Holdsworth had neglected to mention he was married. “I thought he was a nice bloke, and I wasn’t very happy with the way he rubbished me in the papers,” she wailed. “The press made me out to be a marriage wrecker, and I’m not. It takes two to tango, if you know what I mean.” Meanwhile, Mrs Samantha Holdsworth took the scorer back “for the sake of the kids” and his investment in her brief pop star career.
