http://www.springfieldspringfield.co.uk/movie_script.php?movie=u-571
Springfield! Springfield!
U-571 (2000)
Look at them sons of bitches.
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http://www.thecrimson.com/article/1969/3/17/the-nixon-wit-pbibn-case-you/
The Harvard Crimson
The Nixon Wit
The Wit and Humor of Richard Nixon, by Bill Adler Popular Library, 60 cents
By FRANK RICH, March 17, 1969
IN CASE you haven't figured it out by now, President Nixon is about as much fun as diarrhea.
And should you need any proof of this man's cosmic dullness, just browse through The Wit and Humor of Richard Nixon, a serious attempt by Bill Adler to reveal "the Nixon noboby knows. . . a humorist in the genuine American grain (who) has displayed a delightful sense of humor, a sharp wit, and a unique ability to bring laughter." For all is good intentions, this book reveals the man in the White House to be just what we knew he was all long--the worst item to hit the American cultural scene since plastic.
Not that Adler hasn't tried to correct this impression. He actually read through all the speeches and writings of Nixon's career to put together this incredible collection of boring anecdotes, ho-hum gags, and two-bits philosophy (typical piece of Nixon wisdom: "A man must be judged by the decisions he made or didn't make, not by how he dots an 'i' or crosses a 't'."
And oh, those gags! The political jokes ("I greatly appreciate music. You know that's one place I'm like Harry Truman--I used to play the Piano myself.") the bilingual wisecracks ("We have to quit thinking of Latin America in terms of siestas, manana, Rumba, Samba, and Cha-Cha-Cha." Cha-Cha-Cha!), the self-deprecating quips
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http://www.tv.com/shows/containment/i-to-die-you-to-live-3369356/
tv.com
Containment Season 1 Episode 2
I to Die, You to Live
Aired Tuesday 9:00 PM Apr 26, 2016 on The CW
AIRED: 4/26/16
http://www.springfieldspringfield.co.uk/view_episode_scripts.php?tv-show=containment-2016&episode=s01e02
Springfield! Springfield!
Containment
I to Die, You to Live
You're my new stalker, aren't you?
I hear you're looking for a girl.
http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/1605/01/rs.01.html
CNN
TRANSCRIPTS
CNN RELIABLE SOURCES
The Best & Worst From Correspondents; Dinner Journalist Who Profiled Melania Trump Barraged by Abuse; Presidential Candidates Engage Electorate on YouTube; Obama Welcomes Jason Rezaian Home. Aired 11a-12p ET
Aired May 1, 2016 - 11:00 ET
STELTER: Let's take a look at an example of his comic timing. This is from last night talking about Prince George. Watch.
(BEGIN VIDEO CLIP)
OBAMA: It's not just Congress. Even some foreign leaders, they've been looking ahead, anticipating my departure. Last week, Prince George showed up to our meeting in his bathrobe. That was a slap in the face.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A32281-2005Mar13.html
Monday, March 14, 2005; Page C01
At a town meeting in Little Rock last month, Bush was joined onstage by Gloria Bennett, a part-time food inspector.
"I'm from De Queen, Arkansas," she told the president.
"That," Bush replied, nodding, "is right next to De King."
http://www.cnn.com/2007/POLITICS/08/27/craig.arrest/
CNN
updated 9:24 p.m. EDT, Mon August 27, 2007
Senator pleaded guilty, reportedly after bathroom stall incident
(CNN) -- A Republican senator pleaded guilty earlier this month to a misdemeanor disorderly conduct charge stemming from his arrest at the Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport, according to state criminal records.
Roll Call newspaper reported Monday that Sen. Larry Craig of Idaho was apprehended June 11 by a plainclothes police officer investigating complaints of lewd behavior in an airport men's room.
Roll Call reports on the U.S. legislature.
Craig denied any inappropriate conduct in a prepared statement, and said he now regrets his guilty plea.
"At the time of this incident, I complained to the police that they were misconstruing my actions. I was not involved in any inappropriate conduct," he said. "I should have had the advice of counsel in resolving this matter. In hindsight, I should not have pled guilty. I was trying to handle this matter myself quickly and expeditiously."
Congress is currently in recess, and Craig's office said he was on vacation in Idaho with his family, with no public appearances scheduled.
Craig, 62, paid a $500 fine when he entered his guilty plea on August 8 in Hennepin County Municipal Court in Bloomington, Minnesota, according to state criminal records.
CNN confirmed that Craig was sentenced to 10 days in jail but that sentence was stayed.
Minnesota law defines disorderly conduct as brawling, disturbing a meeting or engaging in "offensive, obscene, abusive, boisterous or noisy conduct."
According to Roll Call, the arresting officer alleged that Craig lingered outside a rest room stall where the officer was sitting, then entered the stall next door and blocked the door with his luggage.
According to the arrest report cited by Roll Call, Craig tapped his right foot, which the officer said he recognized "as a signal used by persons wishing to engage in lewd conduct."
The report alleges Craig then touched the officer's foot with his foot and the senator "proceeded to swipe his hand under the stall divider several times
http://www.tv.com/shows/fear-the-walking-dead/we-all-fall-down-3366915/
tv.com
Fear the Walking Dead Season 2 Episode 2
We All Fall Down
Aired Sunday Apr 17, 2016 on AMC
AIRED: 4/17/16
http://www.springfieldspringfield.co.uk/view_episode_scripts.php?tv-show=fear-the-walking-dead-2015&episode=s02e02
Springfield! Springfield!
Fear The Walking Dead
We All Fall Down
[ Strand: ] Put him back where you found him.
- We have room.
[ Strand: ] We do not. Children are the definition of deadweight.
http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/1509/24/cnr.01.html
CNN
TRANSCRIPTS
CNN NEWSROOM
People's Pope: Francis Comes to America; Awaiting Papal Address to Congress. Aired 9-9:30a ET
Aired September 24, 2015 - 09:00 ET
The pope will address that kind of thing. We understand that the pope will say that he's not come to the United States capitol to lecture American lawmakers. He has come to talk to share and there you see Speaker Boehner.
BLITZER: The speaker is waiting for the pope.
KESICKI: Often for Catholics, it is appropriate to kiss the pope's ring. We know this pope though, he sort of favors an embrace. He likes to make eye contact with the person he's greeting. There are various ways in which people embrace the pope. This is a familiar pope, a pastor. So, I think he's going toe want to look into the eyes of the speaker and welcome him.
BLITZER: Jake Tapper, the speaker of the House clearly excited about this moment. Understandably so.
TAPPER: He's not the first Catholic to serve as U.S. speaker of the House. That was just John McCormick in 1962. But he is certainly a very visible and observant Catholic.
And John King, we at the table here were just talking about the fact that he looks literally as nervous as the choir boy, waiting to meet the pope, his religious leader.
http://simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Politically_Inept,_with_Homer_Simpson/Quotes
Politically Inept, with Homer Simpson
Carl: Is it a little weird how much he cries?
Lenny: No way! When a guy who loves America cries it makes him super-straight.
http://www.presidency.ucsb.edu/ws/index.php
The American Presidency Project
Richard Nixon
XXXVII President of the United States: 1969-1974
244 - Address to the Nation Announcing Decision To Resign the Office of President of the United States
August 8, 1974
I have never been a quitter. To leave office before my term is completed is abhorrent to every instinct in my body. But as President, I must put the interests of America first.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/politics/special/clinton/stories/impeach021399.htm
The Washington Post
The Senate Acquits President Clinton
By Peter Baker and Helen Dewar
Washington Post Staff Writers
Saturday, February 13, 1999; Page A1
The United States Senate acquitted William Jefferson Clinton yesterday on charges that he committed perjury and obstruction of justice to hide sexual indiscretions with a onetime White House intern, permitting the 42nd president to complete the remaining 708 days of his term.
"The president," added Rep. Lindsey Graham (R-S.C.), "has been cleansed."
House Speaker J. Dennis Hastert (R-Ill.) also indicated a desire to move on, issuing a statement highlighting the party's renewed focus on legislation even as he said Republicans "can be proud that they stood by the principles that have made this nation strong: a respect for the rule of law and an abiding faith in the strength of our Constitution."
From 1/17/1991 ( the date of record of my United States Navy Medal of Honor as Kerry Wayne Burgess chief warrant officer United States Marine Corps circa 1991 also known as Matthew Kline for official duty and also known as Wayne Newman for official duty ) To 11/26/2007 is 6157 days
From 11/2/1965 ( my birth date in Antlers Oklahoma USA and my birthdate as the known official United States Marshal Kerry Wayne Burgess and active duty United States Marine Corps officer ) To 9/11/1982 ( Ronald Reagan - Radio Address to the Nation on Crime and Criminal Justice Reform ) is 6157 days
From 1/17/1991 ( RACKETEER INFLUENCED AND CORRUPT ORGANIZATIONS US Title 18 - the Persian Gulf War begins as scheduled severe criminal activity against the United States of America ) To 11/26/2007 is 6157 days
From 11/2/1965 ( my birth date in Antlers Oklahoma USA and my birthdate as the known official United States Marshal Kerry Wayne Burgess and active duty United States Marine Corps officer ) To 9/11/1982 ( Ronald Reagan - Radio Address to the Nation on Crime and Criminal Justice Reform ) is 6157 days
[ See also: http://hvom.blogspot.com/2015/09/you-my-friend-are-victim-of.html ]
http://articles.chicagotribune.com/2007-11-27/news/0711260799_1_house-speaker-dennis-hastert-special-primary-ballot-short-term-vacancy
Chicago tribune
Hastert formally leaves Congress
He says timing can cut election costs
November 27, 2007 By Rick Pearson, Tribune political reporter
Former House Speaker Dennis Hastert resigned from Congress Monday
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0032138/quotes
IMDb
The Wizard of Oz (1939)
Quotes
Cowardly Lion: [singing] I'm afraid there's no denyin' / I'm just a dandy-lion / A fate I don't deserve / I'm sure I could show my prowess / Be a lion, not a mouse / If I only had the nerve.
http://www.divxmoviesenglishsubtitles.com/W/Wizard_of_Oz_The_CD2.html
Wizard of Oz
When you're born to be a sissy
' Without the vim and verve
' But I could show my prowess
' Be a lion not a mouse
' If I only had the nerve
http://www.tv.com/shows/space-above-and-beyond/who-monitors-the-birds-72601/trivia/
tv.com
Space: Above and Beyond Season 1 Episode 13
Who Monitors the Birds?
Aired Sunday 7:00 PM Jan 07, 1996 on FOX
Quotes
Hawkes: Monitor, who monitors the birds?
Monitor #2: I monitor the birds.
Hawkes: Who monitors you?
http://www.presidency.ucsb.edu/ws/index.php?pid=63440
The American Presidency Project
George W. Bush
XLIII President of the United States: 2001 - 2009
Remarks and an Exchange With Reporters in Greenville, South Carolina
March 27, 2002
The President. I'm not going to lay down my arms. I'm going to participate in the rules of the system. The Senate races are very important for me. I want the Republicans to take control of the Senate, and I want Denny Hastert to be the Speaker of the House. And these are the rules. And that's why I'm going to campaign for like-minded people.
http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/1506/05/cnr.05.html
CNN
TRANSCRIPTS
CNN NEWSROOM
Hastert Abuse Claims; Federal Workers Hacked; Colorado Shootings. Aired 2-2:30p ET
Aired June 5, 2015 - 14:00 ET
[14:05:42] BALDWIN: So, you know, it takes me back to Dennis Hastert, the fact that we know he'll be in court Tuesday. There really hasn't been a peep from him, not a statement, nothing. How will he, how should he, if you were advising him, respond to this, speak about this?
GERAGOS: He's doing exactly what he should do. There's no - there's absolutely nothing that is going to help him at this point from a legal standpoint by having him come out and do any kind of spin or damage control or anything else.
JOURNAL ARCHIVE: August 22, 2006
As I was riding the bus to the VA, I remembered something else that happened at Microsoft. I was complaining to a friend one day about how Sharon Bjeletich had put a curtain up at the entrance to her cube so no one could see in. That was the second cube I sat in after moving to that new floor in the Bellevue office. Sharon sat two cubicles from me. Eddy Hahn was in the cube between us. I believe that Sharon put that curtain up because she, and everyone else, knew that there were cameras outside the building staring in at me and she was being captured in the frame. I am certain that happened in 2000 because I remember something from Halloween when I was still on that floor and by Halloween of 2001, we were all out at Issaquah. Halloween of 1999, I was still a TAM and I remember another TAM dressed up as a hockey player and he asked me if I was trying to work. Eddy is that guy I wrote about that worked in Las Vegas before Microsoft. He is from Budapest. I can't remember where Sharon was from originally but she is the one I wrote about that reminds me of Sarajevo. Eddy has one of those masks from that movie....can't remember the name now. Wasn't it something similar to "I Know What You Did Last Summer."? That movie came up one time when I was still a TAM. Something with Wally Simpson. I was leaving notes around his desk with that phrase on it. He said his son found the one I left in his closed laptop.
[JOURNAL ARCHIVE 22 August 2006 excerpt ends]
http://www.cbsnews.com/news/tina-fey-reprises-sarah-palin-impersonation-on-saturday-night-live/
CBS NEWS
By ANDREA PARK CBS NEWS January 25, 2016, 11:29 AM
Tina Fey reprises Sarah Palin impersonation on "Saturday Night Live"
The cold open mocked how Palin appeared to remove blame from her son, Track Palin, for his domestic violence charge and instead link it to PTSD: "I'm here because we Americans are struggling. So many of us have lost our jobs at the factory or our reality shows about Alaska. We've seen our own children targeted by the police for no reason other than they committed some crimes."
http://community.seattletimes.nwsource.com/archive/?date=19950728&slug=2133742
The Seattle Times
Friday, July 28, 1995
Vastly Different Pictures Painted Of Susan Smith
By Jesse J. Holland
AP
UNION, S.C. - Life in prison with the memories of her two drowned boys is torment enough for Susan Smith, her lawyer told jurors today, after a prosecutor portrayed her as a selfish, manipulative killer who should be executed.
"You have a choice, and you can make a better choice than what she made," defense lawyer David Bruck told jurors during closing arguments in the sentencing phase of the trial.
Holding a Bible in front of jurors and recalling a passage, Bruck said: "He that is without sin among you, let him first cast a stone
- posted by H.V.O.M - Kerry Wayne Burgess 1:26 PM Pacific Time Spokane Valley Washington USA Sunday 01 May 2016
