The War of the Simpsons

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The Simpsons s02e20 Episode Script

The War of the Simpsons

(from internet transcript)

Thanks for inviting me.

I had a great time.

Marge Simpson: I apologize for my husband.

Dr. Hibbert: If you want him to live, roll him onto his stomach.

Marge Simpson: Thanks, I will, Dr. Hibbert.

Dr. Hibbert: Remember, I said "if."

Marge Simpson: I have never been so embarrassed in my life!

Homer Simpson: Why? What did you do? Marge!

Come here.

Where are we going?

Marge Simpson: Shh! I don't want the kids to hear. I always hated hearing my parents fight.

Bart Simpson: They're fighting again.

Lisa Simpson: That music gives me the chills.










Posted by Kerry Burgess - H.V.O.M at 1:49 PM Saturday, March 28, 2009


From 5/1/1973 ( date hijacked from me:my graduation from University of Oxford includes law degree ) To 2/15/2001 ( USA Domestic Terrorist Bart Sibrel & all Bart Sibrel partners actively instigate insurrection and subversive activity against the U.S. federal government ) is 10152 days

From 7/16/1963 ( another threat sent to me against my wife ) To 5/2/1991 ( date hijacked from me:premiere US TV episode "The Simpsons"::"The War of the Simpsons" ) is 10152 days


http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0277642/

Conspiracy Theory: Did We Land on the Moon? (2001) (TV)

Release Date: 15 February 2001 (USA)

Bart Sibrel ... Himself










http://hvom.blogspot.com/2018/09/star-trek-first-contact.html

Posted by Kerry Burgess at 3:13 AM

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SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 02, 2018


12/21/07 5:07 AM
From 4/14/1986 (m/d/y) to 6/27/1994 (m/d/y) is: 2996 days

From 6/27/1994 (m/d/y) to 9/9/2002 (m/d/y) is: 2996 days

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buzz_Aldrin

On September 9, 2002, filmmaker Bart Sibrel, a proponent of the conspiracy allegations, confronted Aldrin outside a Beverly Hills, California hotel, demanding that Aldrin either swear an oath on the Bible that he had walked on the Moon or admit that it was all a hoax. After Aldrin and his step daughter, relative who was accompanying him, tried to leave Sibrel put the Bible in front of him and called Aldrin "a coward, a liar, and a thief." Aldrin punched Sibrel in the face.[18] Beverly Hills police and the city's prosecutor declined to file charges. Sibrel suffered no permanent injuries.










http://hvom.blogspot.com/2018/09/star-trek-first-contact.html

Posted by Kerry Burgess at 3:13 AM

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I am Kerry Burgess. This is what I think.

SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 02, 2018


from my private journal as Kerry Burgess: 11/22/2006 9:31 AM
My race number for the 6/27/2004 Ironman Couer d’Alene was 878.










Posted by Kerry Burgess - H.V.O.M at 4:32 AM Tuesday, September 11, 2007


http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/20690847/


Aldrin himself generated some buzz in 2002 when he slugged filmmaker Bart Sibrel during a confrontation outside a Beverly Hills hotel. Sibrel challenged the former astronaut to swear on a Bible that he landed on the moon, or admit that the landings were a hoax — then called him a "coward, a liar and a thief." It was at that point that Aldrin punched Sibrel in the face, as shown in a video that Sibrel's team was recording at the time.

Los Angeles authorities declined to prosecute Aldrin, saying that he was provoked.










1982 film "An Officer and a Gentleman" DVD video:

01:13:47


Paula Pokrifiki: I'm sorry. I'm so embarrassed, Zack. I knew I shouldn't have brought you here.

Zack Mayo: That's okay. A great free meal. A nice, relaxing dinner. These people are so uptight. I felt so sorry for you.

Paula Pokrifiki: Don't feel sorry for me. I'm used to it. It's hereditary. So, anyway, after this, you go to basic flight, which is in Pensacola, right?

Zack Mayo: Yeah. Pensacola. Then... Then we go to Beeville, Texas, where I get jets.

Paula Pokrifiki: So after that... Don't you think about... I mean, come on. What's after that? Family, kids... Do you think about that at all?

Zack Mayo: No. Is that what you think about?

Paula Pokrifiki: Sometimes. If I could do a better job than them, I'd love it.

Zack Mayo: And what would you do different?

Paula Pokrifiki: Everything. First, I'd marry a man I really loved.

Zack Mayo: So why did your mom marry this guy if she didn't love him?

Paula Pokrifiki: 'Cause my real father wouldn't marry her.

Zack Mayo: Your real father?

Paula Pokrifiki: My real father. I'll show you my real father. Pop.

Zack Mayo: So your real father was an officer's candidate like me?

Paula Pokrifiki: Yeah, about 22 years ago.

Zack Mayo: Jesus. No wonder this guy was looking at me funny.

Paula Pokrifiki: He always looks funny.

Zack Mayo: Look, it's about time I got back to the wars.



- posted by Kerry Burgess 09:53 AM Pacific Time Spokane Valley Washington USA Friday 05 October 2018