This wouldn't be such a bad assignment if not for the outrageous amount of time I have had to spend away from my wife and family.
First these traitorous cowards try to prove they are associated with me and then these traitorous cowards try to con me they aren't pirating my identity.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apollo_program
Preparations for the Apollo program began long before the manned Apollo missions were flown. Test flights of the Saturn I booster began in October of 1961 and lasted until September 1964. Three further Saturn I launches carried boilerplate models of the Apollo command/service module. Two pad abort tests of the launch escape system took place in 1963 and 1965 at the White Sands Missile Range.
From 5/19/1939 ("Wednesday") to 7/16/1963 is: 8824 days
8824 / 2 = 4412
From 3/4/1959 (Wednesday) to 7/16/1963 is 4 years, 4 months, 12 days
'4412'
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Nancy Kwan
Date of Birth: 19 May 1939
Lt. Robin Crusoe, U.S.N. (1966) .... Wednesday
From 12/13/1925 ("Lt. Robin Crusoe") to 3/4/1959 is 1733 weeks, 3 days
'17-333'
From 3/3/1959 to 7/2/1976 is: 17 years, 121 days
365 * 0.333 = 121 days
From 3/3/1959 to 7/2/1976 is: 17.333 years
'17-333'
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Dick Van Dyke
Date of Birth: 13 December 1925
Lt. Robin Crusoe, U.S.N. (1966) .... Lt. Robin Crusoe
From 2/14/1912 ("Captain") to 7/2/1976 is 2 days, 3359 weeks
33-59
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Tyler McVey
Date of Birth: 14 February 1912
Lt. Robin Crusoe, U.S.N. (1966) .... Captain
From 10/29/1899 ("Tanamashu") to 3/3/1959 is 59 years, 125 days
125 / 365 = 0.34 year
From 10/29/1899 ("Tanamashu") to 3/3/1959 is 59 years
59-34
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0848667/
Akim Tamiroff
Date of Birth: 29 October 1899
Lt. Robin Crusoe, U.S.N. (1966) .... Tanamashu
from 3/3/1959 to 7/29/1966 ("Lt. Robin Crusoe, U.S.N.") is 88 months, 26 days
8826 / 2 = 4413
'4413'
From 3/3/1959 to 7/16/1963 is 4 years, 4 months, 13 days
'4413'
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0060640/
Lt. Robin Crusoe, U.S.N. (1966)
Release Date: 29 July 1966 (USA)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0060640/plotsummary
Plot summary for
Lt. Robin Crusoe, U.S.N. (1966)
Lt. Robin Crusoe is a navy pilot who bails out of his plane after engine trouble. He reaches a deserted island paradise where he builds a house, finds an abandoned submarine with lots of gadgets that he can use, and also finds a marooned chimp from the US Space program and a native girl named Wednesday who was exiled by her father. Wednesday thinks Crusoe wants to marry her, and when her father arrives on the island to collect her and Crusoe refused to marry her, chaos ensues.
From 3/4/1959 to 5/10/1968 ("2001: A Space Odyssey") is: 3355 days
3355 * 0.593 = 1989 days
From 7/16/1963 to 12/25/1968 (Apollo 8 at Moon) is: 1989 days
59-3
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0062622/releaseinfo
Release dates for
2001: A Space Odyssey (1968)
UK 10 May 1968 (London) (premiere)
From 3/11/1911 ("Poole's father") to 2/12/1927 ("Poole's mother") is 15 years, 338 days
338 / 365 = 0.926 year
From 3/11/1911 ("Poole's father") to 2/12/1927 ("Poole's mother") is 15.926 years
From 3/11/1911 to 2/12/1927 is 15.93 years
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Alan Gifford
Date of Birth: 11 March 1911
2001: A Space Odyssey (1968) .... Poole's father
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0319268/
Ann Gillis (I)
Date of Birth: 12 February 1927
2001: A Space Odyssey (1968) .... Poole's mother
From 3/4/1959 to 12/14/1974 ("The Towering Inferno") is 15 years, 9 months, 10 days
10 / 30 = 0.33 month
From 3/4/1959 to 12/14/1974 ("The Towering Inferno") is 15 years, 9.33 months
1-59-33
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0072308/
The Towering Inferno (1974)
Release Date: 14 December 1974 (USA)
From 7/16/1963 to 1/28/1994 ("Body Snatchers") is 1593 weeks, 3 days
1-59-33
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0106452/
Body Snatchers (1993)
Release Date: 28 January 1994 (USA)
From 4/14/1977 to 2/8/1980 ("The Fog") is 33 months, 3 weeks, 4 days
33-34
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0080749/
The Fog (1980)
Release Date: 8 February 1980 (USA)
From 6/11/1945 (Barbeau) to 7/2/1976 is: 11344 days
'1-1344'
From 3/3/1959 to 7/16/1963 is 13 days, 4 months, 4 years
'1344'
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000105/
Adrienne Barbeau
Date of Birth: 11 June 1945
The Fog (1980) .... Stevie Wayne
Escape from New York (1981) .... Maggie
The Thing (1982) (voice) (uncredited) .... Computer Voice
From 4/14/1977 to 5/9/1980 is 3 years, 3 weeks, 4 days
3-3-4
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0080761/
Friday the 13th (1980)
Release Date: 9 May 1980 (USA)
From 9/23/1970 ("Tora! Tora! Tora!") to 7/2/1976 is 5 years, 9 months, 9 days
9 / 30 = 0.3 month
From 9/23/1970 ("Tora! Tora! Tora!") to 7/2/1976 is 5 years, 9.3 months
59-3
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0066473/
Tora! Tora! Tora! (1970)
Release Date: 23 September 1970 (USA)
Plot Outline: A dramatization of the Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor and the series of American blunders that allowed it to happen.
From 1/14/1926 ("Lt. Commander Thomas") to 7/16/1963 is: 13697 days
13697 * 0.3459 = 4737 days
From 7/16/1963 to 7/4/1976 is: 4737 days
34-59
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0018173/
Frank Aletter
Date of Birth: 14 January 1926
Tora! Tora! Tora! (1970) .... Lt. Commander Thomas
From 3/15/1998 to 2/18/2003 (Tuesday) is 59 months, 3 day
59-3
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barting_Over
"Barting Over" is an episode of The Simpsons advertised by FOX to be the 300th episode of the show. It aired on February 16, 2003.
The episode is actually episode number 302 of the series. Episode 300 of The Simpsons is "Strong Arms of The Ma", which aired February 2, 2003, two weeks earlier.
The episode was advertised as 300th because FOX does not count Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire in the episode count, and the episode was also held over so it could air on the same day as the Daytona 500, so eventually it went to air being hyped as the 300th. In the episode, Marge wonders how many times Homer did something crazy and Lisa says it's 300. Marge then says she thought it was 302, to which Lisa says 'Sssh!', referencing the fact that this episode was actually the 302nd.
