The Simpsons (Repeat)
13 KCPQ: Tuesday, August 5 5:30 PM
Sitcom, Animated
Half-Decent Proposal
Marge's wealthy ex-boyfriend offers Homer $1 million to borrow her for a week.
Cast: Dan Castellaneta, Julie Kavner, Nancy Cartwright, Yeardley Smith, Hank Azaria, Harry Shearer Executive Producer(s): James L. Brooks, Matt Groening, David Mirkin
Original Air Date: Feb 10, 2002
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silicon valley
the area in northern California, southwest of San Francisco in the Santa Clara valley region, where many of the high-technology design and manufacturing companies in the semiconductor industry are concentrated.
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Spokane Valley, Washington
Spokane Valley is a newly incorporated city in Spokane County, Washington, United States. It is located east of Spokane and west of Liberty Lake.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Opportunity%2C_Washington
Opportunity is a former census-designated place in Spokane County, Washington, United States. The population was 25,065 at the 2000 census. The area has been a city neighborhood of Spokane Valley since the city incorporated in 2003.
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Timecop
:08:18
There's never enough time.
:08:21
Never enough for what?
:08:23
To satisfy a woman.
:08:26
Then you never want
to miss an opportunity.
:08:29
Are you busy?
:08:32
I'm meeting my husband.
:08:35
If I were him,
I would not keep you waiting.
:08:39
If he's not here when I turn around,
I'll go home with you.
:08:47
You'll do.
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Memorable quotes for
Back to the Future (1985)
Marty McFly: Do you know where Riverside Drive is?
Sam Baines: It's on the other end of town, a block past Maple. East end of town.
Marty McFly: A block past Maple? That's John F. Kennedy Drive.
Sam Baines: Who the hell is John F. Kennedy?
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"Linda Barrett
Attending college
in Riverside.
Now living with her
Abnormal Psych Professor."
From 3/4/1959 ( my birth date ) to 4/12/1981 ( I was the commander aboard the STS-1 spacecraft Columbia ) is: 8075 days
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ZIP Code™ Matches in RIVERSIDE, NJ
08075
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Fast Times at Ridgemont High
1:15:56
I wrote him a letter.
1:15:57
Tell me what you think.
"Dear Doug.
1:16:01
"I received your message that
you weren't coming to my graduation.
1:16:03
"Doug, this is not the kind of thing
that occurs between adults.
1:16:07
"Maybe you've found someone new,
someone more mature.
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perdue
per·du
hidden; concealed; obscured.
Obsolete. a soldier assigned to a very dangerous mission or position.
Also, per·due.
From 3/14/1965 ( I am active duty Central Intelligence Agency officer ) to 6/12/1981 ( Proclamation 4848—National P.O.W.-M.I.A. Recognition Day, 1981 ) is: 5934 days
'59-34' ( my birth date UK )
From 9/2/1965 ( my first day at Princeton University where I earned Medical Doctor degree ) to 7/23/1973 ( I passed the Multistate Bar Examination ) is: 2881 days
From 7/23/1973 ( I passed the Multistate Bar Examination ) to 6/12/1981 ( Proclamation 4848—National P.O.W.-M.I.A. Recognition Day, 1981 ) is: 2881 days
From 3/3/1959 ( my birth date US ) to 7/4/1976 ( I successfully diverted Comet Lucifer in the outer solar system ) is: 6333 days
From 2/9/1964 ( I was multiple Olympic gold medalist during Innsbruck Olympics ) to 6/12/1981 ( Proclamation 4848—National P.O.W.-M.I.A. Recognition Day, 1981 ) is: 6333 days
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Proclamation 4848—National P.O.W.-M.I.A. Recognition Day, 1981
June 12th, 1981
By the President of the United States of America
A Proclamation
Throughout American history our prisoners of war have been called upon to make uncommon sacrifices. In fulfilling their duty as citizens of the United States they have defended American ideals while suffering unimaginable indignities under the absolute control of the enemy. They remained steadfast even while their treatment contravened international understandings and violated elementary consideration of compassion and morality.
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Half-Decent Proposal
Original Airdate on FOX: 10-Feb-2002
% "Coming up next on BHO," an announcer says, "It's 'Arli$$'!" This
% sends Patty and Selma diving for the remote. They tune in to the
% Channel 6 News.
Kent: Gentlemen, start your envy. "Mens' Wealth" magazine has listed the 100 richest men in the country, and coming in at number five is Springfield native Artie Ziff.
Patty: [to Marge] Whoa! Your old boyfriend.
Marge: Please -- we went out once.
Kent: Artie made megabucks with a revolutionary invention -- a converter that changes that horrible modem noise into easy-listening music.
[some footage of Artie demonstrating his invention is shown. He's in a computer store, and a modem is connecting somewhere. As it makes the usual electric squealing noise, Artie flips a switch, and it begins to play "Georgie Girl"]
Also available with lyrics! [flips a switch]
Modem: [singing, in Artie's voice, to the tune of "Georgie Girl"]
Hey, com-puter geek, You will be connected in no time.
% Marge's sisters wonder why she didn't reel Artie in when she had the
% chance. Marge tells them the story of how Artie went from a "sweet
% little shrimp" to an "octopus," as we here in TV land see flashback
% from "The Way We Was (7F12)."
Selma: Well, I think you should get in touch with him. You know, just to congratulate him on his success.
[nudges Marge's champale glass towards Patty, who refills it]
Marge: Well, I suppose I could just write him a letter.
Patty: Are you nuts? [points to a computer] E-mail, female.
% So Thoroughly Modern Marge and her sisters get ready to send Artie
% an e-mail. Marge drinks champale and tries to think of what to say.
% Patty sits at the computer and helps her along.
Selma: You just tell us what you want to say.
Marge: Okay, hold on to your hats. [takes a sip of her drink] Dear Artie ... [giggles]
Patty: [types] Dear Hottie ...
Marge: Congratulations on your recent TV appearance.
Patty: I want to sex you up. Your love slave, Marge.
Marge: [gasps] You can't use the word "sex" on the internet.
Patty: Watch me. [presses a button, and sends the message on its way]
% Forbidden words or not, the message zips over to Artie's Silicon
% Valley office (pausing for a moment at a Cisco router). Artie sorts
% through the day's mail.
Artie: [bored] Anti-trust suit, anti-trust suit ... [yawns] [perks up] A note from Marge Simpson? Well, isn't that a coincidence. I was just thinking about her ...
[the camera pulls back to reveal an office decorated exclusively with pictures and statues of Marge]
... for the last *twenty years!*
From 7/21/1979 ( my wife Phoebe and I are married ) to 4/2/2000 ( premiere TV episode "Futurama" : "How Hermes Requisitioned His Groove Back" ) is: 20 years, 8 months, 12 days
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"Futurama"
How Hermes Requisitioned His Groove Back (2000)
Original Air Date: 2 April 2000
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FRY
Hey, what did you do to him?
MORGAN
I downloaded his brain. Everything that is Bender is right here. His mind, his memories, his in-your-face interface.
FRY
But, but...Bender need brain...for...smart making! What did you do now? Stop doing things!
MORGAN
I sent the disk to be filed at the Central Bureaucracy. I did what I had to do Fry. He was a bad robot.
FRY
No, he was a bad friend. I want him back right now.
MORGAN
Then you should have filed a request 20 years ago.
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Proclamation 4847—National Safe Boating Week, 1981
June 4th, 1981
By the President of the United States of America
A Proclamation
Americans enjoy a multitude of sports and recreational activities that serve to refresh the body and spirit. For many of our citizens, recreation means boating.
Those involved in recreational boating should always remember that the primary responsibility for safety rests with the individual. And while a cruise can be a wonderful experience for one person or an entire family, it can also result in tragedy.
Aware of the need for boating safety, the Congress enacted the joint resolution of June 4, 1958 (36 U.S.C. 161) as amended, requesting that the President proclaim a National Safe Boating Week.
Now, Therefore, I, Ronald Reagan, President of the United States of America, do hereby designate the week beginning on June 7, 1981 as National Safe Boating Week.
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Memorable quotes for
Iron Eagle (1986)
[During Ted Master's trial]
Col. Nakesh: You are allowed a statement on your behalf.
Ted Masters: This trial is a fraud. At no time did we violate your airspace.
From 5/12/1965 ( I am active duty U.S. Navy aviator ) to 6/25/1986 ( Proclamation 5506—National Homelessness Awareness Week, 1986 ) is: 7714 days
From 6/25/1986 ( Proclamation 5506—National Homelessness Awareness Week, 1986 ) to 8/8/2007 ( 070808-N-2858G-043 ) is: 7714 days
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070808-N-2858G-043 SIGONELLA, Sicily (Aug. 8, 2007) - Sailors assigned to Naval Air Station Sigonella inspected the wreckage of a World War II aircraft that was caught in a fishing boat's net off the coast of Sicily. The aircraft is being checked for identifying markings in hopes of discovering information regarding the planes mission and occupant. NAS Sigonella provides logistical support for Commander, 6th Fleet and North Atlantic Treaty Organization (NATO) forces in the Mediterranean area. U.S. Navy photo by Mass Communication Specialist 2nd Class Gunnar C. Gorder (RELEASED)
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Memorable quotes for
Shag (1989)
Carson: Okay everybody, How Mature Are You? The night before the prom your steady breaks his leg. Do you A, stay home with him and watch TV all night and let your new prom gown go to waste, or B, drag him to the prom broken leg and all and dance with his best friend?
Malaina: Well what's the best friend look like?
Luanne: Malaina! A, sit home and let your new prom gown go to waste.
Carson: Luanne is mature
From 7/16/1981 ( my wife ) to 6/27/1989 ( The B-52's album "Cosmic Thing" ) is: 2903 days
From 5/1/1973 ( my graduation from University of Oxford includes law degree ) to 4/12/1981 ( I was the commander aboard the STS-1 Columbia spacecraft ) is: 2903 days
From 5/1/1982 ( my graduation and commissioning U.S. Naval Academy Class of 1982 ) to 6/27/1989 ( The B-52's album "Cosmic Thing" ) is: 2614 days
2614 = 1307 + 1307
From 5/1/1973 ( my graduation from University of Oxford includes law degree ) to 11/28/1976 ( I launched from the Jupiter moon Callisto for Earth and home ) is: 1307 days
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Cosmic Thing
Studio album by The B-52's
Released June 27, 1989
Cosmic Thing is the fifth studio album by New Wave band The B-52's
From 7/16/1981 ( my wife ) to 5/1/2007 ( Feist album "The Reminder" ) is: 9420 days
9420 = 4710 + 4710
From 7/16/1963 ( my wife ) to 6/7/1976 ( my first landing Saturn moon Phoebe and the Saturn moon Phoebe territory belongs to me ) is: 4710 days
From 2/5/1971 ( I was Apollo 14 Antares command astronaut walking on Earth's moon ) to 5/1/2007 ( Feist album "The Reminder" ) is: 13234 days
13234 = 6617 + 6617
From 3/3/1959 ( my birth date US ) to 4/14/1977 ( I returned to Earth after successfully diverting the comet in the outer solar system ) is: 6617 days
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Reminder
Released
May 1, 2007
The Reminder is the third full-length album by indie rock artist Feist.
Track listing
3. "My Moon My Man"
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Memorable quotes for
"The Simpsons"
Regarding Margie (2006)
Dr. Julius Hibbert: Just keep jogging her memory until she remembers.
Homer Simpson: Jogging? Oooh!
Dr. Julius Hibbert: Homer, I don't mean you jogging.
Homer Simpson: Sweet.
Dr. Julius Hibbert: But you should.
Homer Simpson: Jogging? Oooh!
"Time to remember Admiral Awesome"
The Simpsons (Repeat)
13 KCPQ: Friday, March 21 6:00 PM
Sitcom, Animated
Regarding Margie
Marge has amnesia and thinks she is single.
Cast: Dan Castellaneta, Julie Kavner, Nancy Cartwright, Yeardley Smith, Hank Azaria, Harry Shearer Executive Producer(s): James L. Brooks, Matt Groening, Al Jean
Original Air Date: May 07, 2006
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Season 15, Episode 14: The Ziff Who Came to Dinner
Original Air Date: 14 March 2004
Artie Ziff turns out to be hiding out in the attic of the Simpsons.
