Sunday, October 25, 2009

Bottom of the 9th. The score is:




Ok. So Bill Gates built a 100 Megaton very dirty nuclear bomb under Seattle so she-he-it could intimidate the U.S. federal government into letting she-he-it control the U.S. federal government and to the point of eliminating democracy in the United States of America.

Now. Bill Clinton refuses to let me give the code words to order a full-scale assault on the location of the Bill Gates very dirty massive atomic bomb.

Therefore the only option left is to have the Bill Gates atomic bomb remote detonated, thus ending the standoff.