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Brother from the Same Planet
Before leaving to visit her sisters with Lisa, Marge reminds Homer to pick up Bart. Homer answers, ``I'm on my way.'' Only after they leave do we discover that Homer was watching ``Wheel of Fortune''---and the state of the puzzle was ``I'm on my wa[]''.
Storm clouds move in, and Bart sees a station wagon coming up the road. But it's not Homer, only an amazing simulation. The car splashes mud as it passes. When rain begins to fall, Bart seeks refuge under a tree, which is immediately struck by lightning. Bart sits in the road, drenched.
Homer sits at home watching television.
The wind lifts a nun into the air, and she flies away. (``This isn't funny!'') And curiously explodes when she lands. Bart tries sending a psychic message, ``Pick up Bart.''
In a trance, Milhouse writes ``Trab pu kcip'' on the wall and earns a scolding from his father.
Homer watches a Green Bay football crowd bid a fond farewell to their star, Brian Bartlett Starr. Homer has the funny feeling he's forgetting something. The crowd chants, ``Bart! Bart!'' The banner ``We'll never forget you, Bart!'' is unfurled. Santa's Little Helper barks, ``Bart! Bart!'' And even little Maggie removes her pacifier and burps, ``Bart.''
To escape the noise, Homer takes a bath, still trying to remember what it is he's supposed to do, but all he can get is ``Pick a bar.'' Homer dozes off, and in his dream, he finds Bart's skeleton on the soccer field.
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Subject: when
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when
as soon as; "once we are home, we can rest"
"When, when, when, WHEN?!!!"
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Subject: who
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who
What or which person or persons
"Who the hell can tell me when this ends?!!!"
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Subject: where
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where
At or in what place
"Where do I have to go to get away from this bullshit????"
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why
question word; what is the reason
"Why the hell are you still here???!!!"
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Subject: what
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what
Which thing or which particular one of many
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Subject: Rise Above
This was a pleasant surprise. I was disappointed though when I first saw them that they were preparing to leave. I think this is the one at the link below. I love these ships. Who needs a parade when you can watch a U.S. Navy warship getting underway? If I could choose any ship I wanted for a personal yacht, it would be a Burke-class destroyer.
http://www.momsen.navy.mil/
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Memorable quotes for
"The Simpsons"
Brother from the Same Planet (1993)
[Bart's class is having Show and Tell]
Bart: Someday, I want to be an F-14 pilot like my hero, Tom. He lent me this new weapon called a neural disrupter.
[Bart demonstrates the sheer power of the neural disrupter by shooting it at Martin's forehead]
Martin Prince: Hey...
[falls down on the ground, twitching]
Mrs. Krabappel: He's not dead, is he Bart?
Bart: Nah, but I wouldn't give him any homework for awhile.
Mrs. Krabappel: Very good, Bart. Thank you.
Bart: Oh, don't thank me. Thank an unprecedented eight-year military build-up.