Sunday, October 18, 2009

Crossroads




http://www.cswap.com/1996/Down_Periscope/cap/en/25fps/a/01_18

Down Periscope


1:18:17
- Sir, we have a shooting solution.
- Well!

1:18:20
Get the Stingray.
Give them the coordinates.

1:18:23
I want to tell them. He's targeted.
If he has the guts to acknowledge.

1:18:30
Sir, it's that General Whatshisname again.

1:18:35
Forget the phone. Put it on the squawk.

1:18:38
OK. Yes, sir.

1:18:51
Submarine "Stingray",
this is submarine "Orlando".

1:18:55
It has been confirmed.

1:18:57
You are targeted.

1:19:00
Orlando, this is Stingray.
Stingray one speaking.

1:19:04
We acknowledge the kill and
congratulate all the fine men on your boat.

1:19:08
Well, thank you, Captain.

1:19:10
However, at the time of your transmission
I had already fired two torpedoes.

1:19:16
- What?!
- You can probably hear them in the water.

1:19:19
And though we are dead, our fish are on
their way to the naval station dummy ship.

1:19:25
They hit, we still win.

1:19:28
Aar-harr!

1:19:33
You son of a bitch.

1:19:35
Were those hot torpedoes or exercise shots?

1:19:38
Sir, our fish are running hot,
straight and normal.

1:19:42
If we aimed them right,
any kills should be visible in your scope.

1:19:51
Ten seconds.

1:19:53
Nine, eight, seven,

1:19:58
six, five,

1:20:01
four, three,

1:20:04
two, one...

1:20:13
- Sweet!