http://www.cswap.com/1988/Die_Hard/cap/en/25fps/a/00_42
Die Hard
:42:00
Mayday, Mayday,
anyone copying channel nine.
:42:03
Terrorists have seized
the Nakatomi building...
:42:05
..and are holding
at least 30 people hostage.
:42:07
I repeat.
Unknown number of terrorists...
:42:09
..six or more
armed with automatic weapons...
:42:11
..at Nakatomi Plaza,...
:42:12
..Century City.
:42:13
Where's the best place to transmit?
:42:16
The roof!
:42:16
Go! Go!
:42:20
It's the same address
as that fire signal.
:42:23
I'll handle it.
:42:27
Attention, whoever you are,...
:42:28
..this channel is reserved
for emergency calls only.
:42:31
No fucking shit, lady!
Do I sound like I'm ordering a pizza?
http://my.excite.com/tv/prog.jsp?id=EP000186930087&sid=21254&sn=KCPQDT&st=200910061800&cn=113
The Simpsons (Repeat)
113 KCPQDT: Tuesday, October 6 6:00 PM
Sitcom, Animated
Selma's Choice
Selma considers in-vitro fertilization.
Cast: Dan Castellaneta, Julie Kavner, Nancy Cartwright, Yeardley Smith, Harry Shearer, Hank Azaria Executive Producer(s): James L. Brooks, Matt Groening, David Mirkin
Original Air Date: Jan 21, 1993
http://www.snpp.com/episodes/9F11.html
Selma's Choice
Original Airdate in N.A.: 21-Jan-93
Selma's in a dating service room. A guy with a camcorder looks on, while Selma sits in a chair, and lights up. The cameraman tells Selma to tell about herself. Selma tells the camera: "Well, I want to have a baby before it's too late. You're looking at a free lunch, boys. Come and get it." She growls amorously, and sticks her cigarette into her mouth, and opens her mouth later, the cigarette tied in a knot and put out.
Back to the loch with you, Nessie!
-- Groundskeeper Willy watches a date tape of Selma, "Selma's Choice"
Selma is with Princess Opal. Opal holds a love potion.
Opal: [Gypsy accent] One drop of this love potion, and you will have any man you desire. [puts a drop on her tongue]
Selma: What are the magical ingredients?
Opal: [Brooklyn voice] Oh, mostly corn syrup, a little rubbing alcohol. You'll be lucky if it doesn't make your hair fall out actually. [looks at the bottle: "TRUTH SERUM"] Aagh!
