http://www.cswap.com/1985/Back_to_the_Future/cap/en/4_Parts/b/00_01
Back to the Future
:01:01
There's that word again. "Heavy".
:01:03
Why are things so heavy in the future?
Is there a problem with the Earth's gravity?
:01:07
The only way we're going to
get them to mate is if they're alone.
:01:11
You've got to get them to interact...
:01:13
...in some sort of social....
:01:17
-You mean like a date?
-Right!
:01:19
What kind of date?
What do kids do in the '50s?
:01:23
They're your parents.
You must know them.
:01:25
What are their common interests?
What do they like to do together?
From 3/3/1959 ( my birth date US ) to 5/21/1969 ( I am Princeton University Medical Doctor degree graduate ) is 10 years, 79 days
From 5/21/1969 ( I am Princeton University Medical Doctor degree graduate ) to 7/21/1979 ( my wife Phoebe and I are married ) is: 3713 days
From 7/21/1979 ( my wife Phoebe and I are married ) to 9/19/1989 ( premiere US TV series "Doogie Howser, M.D." ) is: 3713 days
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doogie_Howser
Original run September 19, 1989 – March 24, 1993
Doogie Howser, M.D. (1989–1993), is a television comedy-drama starring Neil Patrick Harris as a brilliant teenage doctor who was also faced with the problems of being a normal teenager, despite having graduated from Princeton University at age 10. Created by Steven Bochco and David E. Kelley, the weekly, half-hour "dramedy" Doogie Howser, M.D. starred Neil Patrick Harris as Douglas "Doogie" Howser, a child prodigy who after completing high school in nine weeks, graduating from Princeton at age 10 and finishing medical school four years later, became at the tender age of 14 the youngest practicing physician in the country.
http://www.cswap.com/1995/Batman_Forever/cap/en/2_Parts/a/00_04
Batman Forever
:04:10
He's holding a third hostage.
Didn't see this one coming.
:04:12
We should have.
:04:14
The Second Bank of Gotham--
:04:15
Second anniversary
of the day I captured him.
:04:17
How could he resist?
:04:19
I'm Chase Meridian.
:04:20
I asked her to come here to consult
on the case. She specializes in--
:04:25
Abnormal psychology,
multiple personalities. I read your work.
:04:28
Insightful.
:04:29
Naive, but insightful.
:04:31
I'm flattered. Not every girl
makes a superhero's night table.
http://www.cswap.com/1986/Top_Gun/cap/en/25fps/a/01_32
Top Gun
1:32:33
- He's firing. Break right.
- This is Voodoo One. We are defensive.
1:32:39
- Launch the alert fighters!
- 160 miles and closing in fast, sir.
1:32:43
Ready Willard and Simkin.
1:32:48
- I'll be there in 30 seconds.
- I'm engaged with five. I'm in deep shit.
http://www.cswap.com/1995/Batman_Forever/cap/en/2_Parts/a/00_07
Batman Forever
:07:03
It's a trap!
:07:37
Attention citizens of fair Gotham!
:07:43
When we open that safe,
we'll have everything we ever wanted:
:07:46
Enough cash to rain down upon
fair Gotham, a glorious flood of chaos.
:07:51
And, of course...
:07:53
...you, my boy, dead!
:07:58
It's boiling acid!
http://www.cswap.com/2000/Pitch_Black/cap/en/25fps/a/00_04
Pitch Black
:04:39
Fry, where the hell's our comms?
:04:56
Rate of descent beyond known limits.
:05:01
They trained you for this, right?
1986 film "Iron Eagle" DVD movie:
01:39:40
Colonel Ted Masters: Doug? Doug, is that you?
Doug Masters: Are you all right? Can you walk? We haven't got much time. Come on. We'll talk later. Come on. Come on, Dad. You can make it.
01:40:34
Doug Masters: Dad! Will the Maverick fire if we're still on the ground?
Colonel Ted Masters: I don't know, I never tried it. Why?
Doug Masters: Something's about to have us for breakfast.
http://www.snpp.com/episodes/9F09.html
Homer's Triple Bypass
Original airdate in N.A.: 17-Dec-92
"COPS in Springfield!"
Bad cops, bad cops...Bad cops, bad cops Springfield cops are on the take
But what do you expect for the money we make? Whether in a car or on a horse We don't mind using excessive force Bad cops, bad cops...Bad cops, bad cops
-- Theme music for "Cops in Springfield", "Homer's Triple Bypass"
Chief Wiggum and his men try to catch a cattle rustler by using a battering ram on a house, and it's Reverend Lovejoy's house.
Lovejoy: What in God's name is going on here?
Wiggum: Isn't this 742 Evergreen Terrace?
Lovejoy: No, that's next door.
[next door, Snake drives out of a garage]
Snake: Close but no doughnut, cops.
[drives off]
-- Snake, cattle rustler, "Homer's Triple Bypass"
Wiggum: This is Papa Bear. Put out an APB for a male suspect, driving a...car of some sort, heading in the direction of...you know, that place that sells chili. Suspect is hatless. Repeat, hatless.
-- Snake makes his escape, "Homer's Triple Bypass"
Homer: I can't wait 'till they throw his hatless butt in jail.
Marge: Homer, you shouldn't eat so much food. It's bad for your heart.
Homer: Oh, my heart is just fi-- aagh! [gags]
Marge: Homey, what's wrong?
Homer: [strained] Just-- working-- the turkey through...[pause] [normal] There it goes.
-- A little beer will put out that fire, "Homer's Triple Bypass"
Bart and Lisa eat breakfast.
Bart: Hey, Lis, I heard that there was a train wreck last night. Wanna see the victims?
Lisa: Sure.
[Bart opens his mouth, showing "see-food"]
Bart, that's gross!
Bart: You're right. Let's bury them at sea.
[scoops his goop into Lisa's cereal]
-- Bart and Lisa eat breakfast, "Homer's Triple Bypass"
Lisa yells for Dad, and Homer gets another relapse. Sweating, he struggles.
Bart: What's wrong, Dad?
Homer: [strained] You know that feeling you get when a thousand knives of fire are stabbing you in the heart? I'm having that right now...[normal] Ooh, bacon!
-- Bacon will put out that fire too, "Homer's Triple Bypass"
Marge: Homer, I've made a special surprise just for you!
Homer: It can only be one thing.
[imagines a roast pig suggesting Homer eat his rump]
Marge: [hands Homer oatmeal] Here you go.
Homer: What the hell is this?
Marge: Nice, healthy oatmeal.
Homer: [sarcastic] Ooh, oatmeal, what a delightful treat! Aw, there's a bug in it.
[dumps the oatmeal in the sink]
Marge: No there isn't.
Homer: Trust me.
[starts eating bacon]
Bart: Dad, there's a bug on that.
Homer: Naah.
[keeps on eating]
-- Selective vision, "Homer's Triple Bypass"
http://www.cswap.com/1998/Armageddon/cap/en/25fps/a/00_34
Armageddon
:35:00
Piece of cake.
Look, you wanna compare brain pans?
:35:04
I won the Westinghouse prize
when I was 12. Big deal.
:35:06
Published at 19. So what? I got
a double doctorate from M.I.T. at 22.
:35:10
Chemistry and geology. I taught
at Princeton for two-and-a-half years.
:35:14
You know, I think this might be
the most uncomfortable room
I've ever been in in my life.
:35:18
Why do I do this? Because
the money's good, the scenery changes,
:35:21
and they let me use explosives, okay?
:35:23
Okay, you wanna be
all psychological with me, that's fine.
:35:26
I'll tell you one thing
that really drives me nuts...
:35:28
is people who think Jethro Tull
is just a person in the band.
:35:32
Who is Jethro Tull?
:35:35
My favourite dish is haggis.
Heart, lungs, liver.
:35:38
You shove that all
in a sheep's stomach, then you boil it.
:35:41
That'll put some hair on your ass.
http://www.snpp.com/episodes/3F21.html
Homerpalooza
Original Airdate in U.S.: 19-May-96
Homer goes to Hullabalooza, a rock concert featuring freakish sideshow acts, where he displays his special talent: catching a cannonball with his belly.
Left alone, it's time for Homer to get in touch with the young people. He tries to blend in the crowd, but his Jamaican-rastafarian hat gets in the way.
Homer: Good concert, am I right?
Teen1: Yeah, nice try, narc.
Teen2: Where's a narc?
Teen3: Who?
Teen1: That fat Jamaican guy.
Homer: What did I say? What's going on?
Teen4: Hey, we're just trying to have a good time, narc. Why do you want to destroy us?
Teen5: Don't commit your hate crimes here. [yelling] HATE CRIME!
-- All I did was say "Gimme four more justices", "Homerpalooza"
Thus Homer finds himself on the top of the crowd, being led outside.
Meanwhile, Bart and Lisa are at the concert listening to Smashing Pumpkins, where the crowd is dancing in sort sort of nostalgic trance.
Lisa: It may be bleak, but this music is really getting to the crowd.
Bart: Eh, making teenagers depressed is like shooting fish in a barrel.
-- "Homerpalooza"
Homer walks away, disillusioned as always.
Oh... Makes no sense. I haven't changed since high school and suddenly I'm uncool.
-- Hand Homer a mirror, "Homerpalooza"
In his rage, Homer kicks a cannon, which goes haywire. After several bursts, it shoots its bullet right into Homer's stomach. After
bouncing off and falling on the ground, the bullet breaks open, revealing an inflatable pig, which soars in the sky.
Tech: Aw, man. There goes Peter Frampton's big finale. He's gonna be pissed off.
Frampton: You're damn right I'm going to be pissed off; I bought that pig at Pink Floyd's yard sale!
-- Oink oink, "Homerpalooza"
But the crowd is more impressed with Homer's ability to withstand such a blow without any side effects. Even a manager is impressed:
Sir, I run Hullabalooza's pageant of the transmundane --the freak show, and I've been looking for a big fatso to shoot with a cannon. I'd like very much for you to be that fatso.
-- Hullabalooza's manager wants to hire Homer, "Homerpalooza"
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Day_the_Earth_Stood_Stupid
The Day the Earth Stood Stupid
Airdate February 18, 2001
"The Day the Earth Stood Stupid" is the seventh episode in season three of Futurama. It originally aired in North America on February 18, 2001.
The episode begins with Tweenis 12, one day's brain flight from Earth, collapsing due to an attack by giant brains.
Meanwhile, there is a pet show on Earth. After hearing that the top prize was $500 and dog food, Bender and Zoidberg plan to enter to win. Leela and Nibbler also enter. After a series of tests, the Hypnotoad wins by hypnotizing the judges. Nibbler is crowned the "dumbest pet in show" while Bender and Zoidberg the "whooping terrier" win second prize, much to Bender's disappointment.
Later the Planet Express staff discovers an ominous trend of destroyed planets leading toward Earth, Nibbler begins gibbering excitedly and runs away. Tracking Nibbler to an alley, Leela is attacked by giant floating brains. Leela is rescued by Nibbler, who has donned a uniform and is piloting a tiny flying saucer. Nibbler and Leela leave New New York and fly away from Earth.
The next day, Fry discovers that all the citizens of New New York have been rendered stupid, except himself. Meanwhile, Nibbler begins communicating to Leela telepathically, and they travel to the planet Eternium, at the exact center of the universe. There, in the Hall of Forever (10 miles west of the exact center of the universe), the Nibblonian council tells Leela of the threat of the Brainspawn, the giant brains that have invaded Earth and are attempting to wipe out all thought in the universe. While the Nibblonians have been fighting them for billions of years—since the beginning of the universe—they are powerless against the Brainspawns' powers of stupidity; in fact, Fry is the only being in the universe immune to the Brainspawn's mental attack, and is the only one capable of combating them.
Leela arrives on Earth to tell Fry of his mission, and retains just enough intelligence to remember what it is. In a successful leap of logic, Fry seeks the leader of the brains at the New New York Public Library. There Fry discovers that thinking hurts the brains, but the brain leader traps Fry and Leela in a mental realm based on Moby-Dick. Fry and Leela pursue the giant brain through The Adventures of Tom Sawyer, and into Pride and Prejudice. Fry breaks free of the illusion, and attempts to attack the giant brain. Fry's efforts result in him being crushed by a bookcase, but this is then revealed to be an illusion based on a story Fry has quickly written, one riddled with "plot holes and spelling errors". In accordance with the story the giant brain leaves Earth (for no "raisin"), and the people of Earth regain their intelligence. Unfortunately for Fry, no one remembers the events of the brain invasion. Nibbler returns to his undercover position observing Earth.
"Space: Above And Beyond"
"The River of Stars"
December 17, 1995
Episode 11 DVD:
00:08:13
Lt. Colonel McQueen: Wild Cards, this is Queen 6. Wild Cards, this is Queen 6.
1LT Vanessa Damphousse: Queen 6, this is Wild Cards. Queen 6, this is Wild Cards.
Lt. Colonel McQueen: Wild Cards, this is Queen 6. Respond.
1LT Vanessa Damphousse: Queen 6, this is Wild Cards. Queen 6, this is Wild Cards.
Saratoga communications officer: No response, sir. And the T.D.R.S. system confirms our signal has been received.
Lt. Colonel McQueen: Have it pinpoint the location of the signal reception.
Saratoga communications officer: The linking tracking satellite was taken out in the firefight.
Lt. Colonel McQueen: So what you're saying is they can hear us, but we can't hear them.
Saratoga communications officer: Sir, just because a signal is being received doesn't mean there's anyone around to receive it.
Lt. Colonel McQueen: They're out there. I can feel them.
00:09:07
Lt. Colonel McQueen[ radio communication ]: We believe your radio to be in receive-only mode. We're presently conducting search and rescue operations in the Procyon System. I know you're out there. Hold on. Don't lose faith.
1LT Paul Wang: We're not in the Procyon System. We're far from it. We got knocked out in the firefight.
1LT Cooper Hawkes: We're dumping in the river.
1LT Kelly Winslow: That must be Hawkes way of trying to say that we're up a creek without a paddle.
http://www.cswap.com/1995/Batman_Forever/cap/en/2_Parts/a/00_16
Batman Forever
:16:15
I saw the signal.
:16:17
All is ready.
:16:57
Commissioner?
:16:58
He's at home.
:17:01
I sent the signal.
:17:04
What's wrong?
:17:07
Last night at the bank I noticed
something about Two-Face:
:17:11
His coin.
:17:12
It's his Achilles' heel.
:17:14
It can be exploited.
:17:16
I know.
:17:17
You called me for this?
:17:19
The Batsignal is not a beeper
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gastroenterologist
Gastroenterology
Gastroenterology (MeSH heading) is the branch of medicine whereby the digestive system and its disorders are studied. Etymologically, the name is a combination of three Ancient Greek words gastros (stomach), enteron (intestine), and logos (reason).
Physicians practicing in this field of medicine are called gastroenterologists.
