Saturday, December 16, 2006

X marks the spot

The piracy of my image by Microsoft/Corbis, supported by domestic terrorists Dave Reichert and George W. Bush, isn't confined solely to the Redmond campus area. And I am certain there is a lot more out there that I haven't found yet because I can only just now recognize about 10%, if that, of the details about my real identity. These examples illustrate primarily combinations of "59" and "33," my so-called "birth marks." There are some other relevant details present as well.

The Ft. Lauderdale Microsoft office is right next to I-95 Exit 33 and the zip code is 33309.

Microsoft Greater Southeast District: Fort Lauderdale, FL
6750 North Andrews Ave., Suite 400
Fort Lauderdale, FL 33309
Phone: (954) 489-4800
Fax: (954) 491-1616


The Microsoft Birmingham office is next to I-459 and Highway 280, where 280 reminds me of 1982.

Microsoft Greater Southeast District: Birmingham, AL
One Perimeter Park Center S.Suite 100 N
Birmingham, AL 35243
Phone: (205) 970-6000


The Microsoft Tampa office is next to 589 which runs north-south. That address also lines up east-west with 590 across the bay, as illustrated. The zip code starts with "33."

Microsoft Greater Southeast District: Tampa, FL
3000 Bayport Drive, Suite 480
Tampa, FL 33607
Phone: (813) 281-3900
Fax: (813) 289-0034


The Microsoft Tulsa office adress indicates the office is on 63rd Place, but the map indicates that street is also 76th Avenue. Close by Microsoft Tulsa office is Explorer Park, which adjoins 58th and 76th. 59th is close. The "33" is in their address twice, along with numbers "76," "41" and "59." "Explorer" is a topic I wrote about a lot in my journal early on a few months ago.

Microsoft South Central District: Tulsa, OK
7633 E. 63rd Place, Suite 300
Tulsa, OK 74133
Phone: (918) 459-4580
Fax: (918) 459-4589


The Microsoft Austin zip code ends with "59." Also contains a "78" and a "87."

Microsoft South Central District: Microsoft Austin and Microsoft Technology Center–Austin, TX
Stonebridge Plaza, Building One
9606 N. Mopac Expressway, Suite 200
Austin, TX 78759
Phone: (512) 795-5300
Fax: (512) 343-8498


I measured that from the Microsoft Houston office, as illustrated in the link, to the nearby Highway 59 to the south is 5.9 miles.

Microsoft South Central District: Houston, TX
One Briar Lake Plaza
2000 W. Sam Houston Pkwy. S. #350
Houston, TX 77042
Phone: (832) 252-4300
Fax: (832) 252-4545


The Microsoft office in Malvern, Pennsylvania maps out to 60.5 miles from Princeton, NJ. That is close enough for me, considering all the others, to serve as proof that office was selected to be 59.0, 59.3, or 59.33 miles from Princeton University, where I believe I graduated in 1970 and the age of 11.

Microsoft Mid Atlantic District: Malvern, PA
Great Valley Corporate Center
45 Liberty Blvd., Suite 210
Malvern, PA 19355
Phone: (610) 240-7000
Fax: (610) 240-7111


The Microsoft office in Richmond, Virginia, is next to Highway 150. But across the river and not very far away, that same road is labeled as Highway 73. About 1.5 miles to the south of the office is a label for a place named Oxford, reminding me of my theory that I graduated Oxford in 1973, at the age of 14.

Microsoft Mid Atlantic District: Richmond, VA
9020 Stony Point Pkwy., Suite 170
Richmond, VA 23235
Phone: (202) 895-2000
Fax: (202) 364-8853


The intersection of 3rd and Thomas is only about 400 yards away from the Microsoft Phoenix office.

Microsoft Desert Mountain District: Phoenix, AZ
2929 N. Central Ave., Suite 1400

Phoenix, AZ 85012
Phone: (602) 280-8600
Fax: (602) 263-0007


The Microsoft New York Metro District office aligns with Philip Street and Elizabeth Avenue.

Microsoft New York Metro District: Iselin, NJ
194 Wood Avenue South (Prudential Building), Sixth Floor
Iselin, NJ 08830
Phone: (732) 476-5600
Fax: (732) 476-5666