This Is What I Think.

Thursday, February 22, 2007

Prisoner of Microsoft-sponsored terrorism

I puzzled for a while over the U.S. Navy ship USS Bataan LHD-5. When I first started looking at it, I didn’t understand what it meant, but I knew it meant something relevant to me. I suspected it represented my escape across Africa in 1986 and 1987. Today I did some new calculations. The ship was commissioned on 9/20/97. That was 20254 days after the surrender of Bataan and the beginning of the infamous Death March. To make a long story short, I divided that number by the number of days I think I was POW/MIA in Africa. That period of 2/14/86 to 5/13/87 was 454 days. Dividing 20254 by 454 equals 44.6. The date I think I was declared dead, which was 11/25/86, was 44.6 years after the surrender of Bataan on 4/9/42.


I heard the most incredibly idiotic thing yesterday. Try living like this for a single goddamned day and then talk to me about animosity you fucking idiot. Fuck you and fuck your idiotic opinion. You want to goddamned trade places you are more than goddamned welcome to it. Otherwise shut the fuck up with your moronic opinions about me until you goddamned know what the fuck you are talking about. Fucking idiot.


The Ft. Lauderdale Microsoft office is right next to I-95 Exit 33 and the zip code is 33309.

Microsoft Greater Southeast District: Fort Lauderdale, FL
6750 North Andrews Ave., Suite 400
Fort Lauderdale, FL 33309


I measured that from the Microsoft Houston office, as illustrated in the link, to the nearby Highway 59 to the south is 5.9 miles.

Microsoft South Central District: Houston, TX
One Briar Lake Plaza
2000 W. Sam Houston Pkwy. S. #350
Houston, TX 77042


The Microsoft office in Malvern, Pennsylvania maps out to 60.5 miles from Princeton, NJ. That is close enough for me, considering all the others, to serve as proof that office was selected to be 59.0, 59.3, or 59.33 miles from Princeton University, where I believe I graduated in 1970 and the age of 11.

Microsoft Mid Atlantic District: Malvern, PA
Great Valley Corporate Center
45 Liberty Blvd., Suite 210
Malvern, PA 19355


The Microsoft office in Los Angeles, California, the state where Ronald Reagan was Governor from 1966 to 1975, whom I believe is my grandfather but cannot remember, is at the intersection of Grand and 3rd. The street address is 333 and the suite number is 3300.

Microsoft Southern California District: Los Angeles, CA
333 South Grand Ave, Suite 3300
Los Angeles, CA 90071


The Microsoft Cleveland office is 5.9 miles from the intersection of I-77 and E. Royalton Road/ Highway 82, which connects to the town of North Royalton, Ohio. The zip code for North Royalton is 44133.

Microsoft Heartland District: Cleveland, OH
Park Center III
6050 Oak Tree Blvd. S., Third Floor
Independence, OH
44131
Phone: (216) 986-1440
Fax: (216) 901-1208



The Microsoft New York Metro District office aligns with the intersections of Philip Street and Elizabeth Avenue, as illustrated.

Microsoft New York Metro District: Iselin, NJ
194 Wood Avenue South (Prudential Building), Sixth Floor
Iselin, NJ 08830
Phone: (732) 476-5600
Fax: (732) 476-5666