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Tales from the Public Domain
"Tales from the Public Domain" is the fourteenth episode of The Simpsons' thirteenth season. The episode aired on March 17, 2002.
Quotes
Major Lou (as Lisa/Joan of Arc attacks the English): Shouldn't we help her?
General Wiggum: Yeah, right behind ya, Lou.
(Lou charges but Wiggum sits back)
General Wiggum: (laughs) Uh-oh. There's my supervisor.
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NCIS (New)
107 KIRODT: Tuesday, October 5 8:00 PM
Crime drama, Action, Adventure, Mystery
Short Fuse
The team investigates a bomb tech's guarded personal life after she is attacked.
Cast: Mark Harmon, Michael Weatherly, Cote De Pablo, David McCallum, Pauley Perrette, Sean Murray, Rocky Carroll Director(s): Leslie Libman Executive Producer(s): Donald P. Bellisario
Original Air Date: Oct 05, 2010
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NCIS: Los Angeles (New)
107 KIRODT: Tuesday, October 5 9:00 PM
Crime drama, Action, Adventure, Mystery
Special Delivery
The team investigates the murder of a Marine who had top-level security clearance, and the corpse is missing a hand.
Cast: Chris O'Donnell, LL Cool J, Linda Hunt, Barrett Foa, Daniela Ruah, Eric Christian Olsen Director(s): Tony Wharmby Executive Producer(s): Shane Brennan, R. Scott Gemmill
Original Air Date: Oct 05, 2010
JOURNAL ARCHIVE: Saturday, May 17, 2008 Posted by H.V.O.M at 2:36 AM
http://www.globalsecurity.org/military/systems/ship/cv-design.htm
An aircraft carrier is a military ship whose main function is to deploy and recover aircraft. They are generally deployed as part of a carrier battle group which allows a nation to project power great distances without having to depend on local bases for land-based aircraft. Aircraft carriers are generally the largest ships operated by navies; a Nimitz class carrier powered by two nuclear reactors and four steam turbines is over 1,000 feet long and costs about $4.5 billion.
Aircraft carriers have two basic configurations. The most common has a flat top deck that serves as a take off and landing area for airplanes. A steam-powered catapult accelerates an aircraft under full throttle, from 0 to 165 mph in 2 seconds during take-off to help it reach take-off speed.
Sacrebleu!
[ end examples I recognize as my work or legitimately associated with my interests ]
[ begin examples of piracy of my true identity, which has tremendous commercial value, and details of continued death threats against me and my wife ]
As witnessed by me on Thursday, 5/15/2008, the continued criminal conspiracy of Seattle Storm basketball corporation to hijack my secret identity, which has tremendous commercial value. I will prosecute to the fullest extent of law the piracy of my secret identity, which has tremendous commercial value.
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/crock
crock
a lie; exaggeration; nonsense: The entire story is just a crock.
Slang Foolish talk; nonsense: That story is just a crock.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ray_Kroc
Ray Kroc (October 5, 1902 - January 14, 1984) took over the then small-scale McDonald's Corporation franchise in 1955 and built it into the most successful fast food operation in the world. Dubbed the Hamburger King[citation needed], Kroc was included in the TIME 100 list of the world's most influential builders and titans of industry
The following details represent the fascist elements, as Seattle Storm basketball corporation and all employees of Seattle Storm basketball corporation represent, that have taken an interest in hijacking my secret identity, which has tremendous commercial value. I will prosecute to the fullest extent of law the piracy of my secret identity, which has tremendous commercial value.
From 4/12/1981 ( date hijacked from me: I was the commander aboard the STS-1 spacecraft Columbia ) to 7/18/2006 ( Seattle Sonics, Seattle Storm, willing allies of the Microsoft-Corbis-Al Qaeda alliance and is a subversive organization against the U.S. federal government ) is: 9228 days
From 3/4/1959 ( date hijacked from me: my birth date UK ) to 6/8/1984 ( date hijacked from me: premiere US movie "Gremlins," starring my wife ) is: 9228 days
From 6/27/1994 ( I am the pilot and the only survivor of a plane crash that experienced many fatalities on that aircraft ) to 7/18/2006 ( Seattle Sonics, Seattle Storm, willing allies of the Microsoft-Corbis-Al Qaeda alliance and is a subversive organization against the U.S. federal government ) is: 4404 days
4404 = 2202 + 2202
From 3/4/1959 ( date hijacked from me: my birth date UK ) to 3/14/1965 ( date hijacked from me: I am active duty Central Intelligence Agency officer ) is: 2202 days
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seattle_Storm
Following disagreements between the Basketball Club of Seattle (the former owners of the Sonics and Storm) and the city of Seattle concerning the need to renovate the KeyArena, the Seattle SuperSonics and the Seattle Storm were sold to an Oklahoma City group led by Clay Bennett on July 18, 2006.[4]. Bennett made it clear that the Sonics and Storm would move to Oklahoma City at some point after the 2007-08 NBA season, unless an arena for the Sonics is approved by Seattle leaders before October 31, 2007. During this period of uncertainty, the Storm announced that they will play their 2008 WNBA season in Seattle at KeyArena.[5]
On January 8, 2008, Bennett sold the team to a local group of women called Force 10 Hoops, LLC, pending league approval [6]. The sale was given unanimous approval from the WNBA Board of Governors on February 28, 2008. [7] This keeps the team in Seattle, and disconnects it from the still-unsettled future of the Sonics.
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Sports: Tuesday, July 18, 2006
New owners say Sonics will stay in Seattle
By Greg Bishop
Seattle Times staff reporter
Howard Schultz, former Sonics owner, sat side-by-side with Clayton Bennett, Sonics owner as of this morning, at a news conference to announce the sale of the Sonics and Storm this afternoon.
They were flanked by the Sonics' and Storm's respective championship trophies and joined by their repeated desires to keep both teams in Seattle. They mentioned this over and over again until it became the theme. They want to keep the Sonics and Storm in Seattle. Key word: Want.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Money_laundering
Money laundering is the practice of engaging in financial transactions in order to conceal the identity, source, and/or destination of money, and is a main operation of the underground economy.
In the past, the term "money laundering" was applied only to financial transactions related to organized crime. Today its definition is often expanded by government regulators (such as the United States Office of the Comptroller of the Currency) to encompass any financial transaction which generates an asset or a value as the result of an illegal act, which may involve actions such as tax evasion or false accounting. As a result, the illegal activity of money laundering is now recognized as potentially practiced by individuals, small and large businesses, corrupt officials, members of organized crime
Process
Money laundering is often described as occurring in three stages: Placement, layering, and integration.
Placement: refers to the initial point of entry for funds derived from criminal activities.
Layering: refers to the creation of complex networks of transactions which attempt to obscure the link between the initial entry point, and the end of the laundering cycle.
Integration: refers to the return of funds to the legitimate economy for later extraction.
However, The Anti Money Laundering Network recommends the terms
Hide: to reflect the fact that cash is often introduced to the economy via commercial concerns which may knowingly or not knowingly be part of the laundering scheme, and it is these which ultimately prove to be the interface between the criminal and the financial sector
Move: clearly explains that the money launderer uses transfers, sales and purchase of assets, and changes the shape and size of the lump of money so as to obfuscate the trail between money and crime or money and criminal.
Invest: the criminal spends the money: he/she may invest it in assets, or in his/her lifestyle.
[JOURNAL ARCHIVE 17 May 2008 excerpt ends]