Never before in my life have I heard anything so RIDICULOUS!

Those Catholic scam-artists must be really raking in the loot from that old broad.

They could make just as much money as those other lameoids by substituting her face in a filthy animal cage those lameoid Hollywood actors blather on about with the abused animals charity scam.

Now, those are people who know how to create a charity scam.










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Pope Francis to Canonize Mother Teresa; President Obama and Prime Minister May Meet; Earthquake Felt in Seven U.S. States; Race for the White House. Aired 4-5a ET

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ASHER: Oh, that pizza party, I would love to take a front row seat at that pizza party.

You mentioned these sort of two miracles. I'm just curious, I mean it must be such a tricky thing to verify. If somebody says I was cured, I was healed because of Mother Teresa

interceding on my behalf, how does the Vatican actually go about verifying that that's actually true?

GALLAGHER (voice-over): Well, frankly, that's part of the reason why it takes so long. Because there's first a kind of gathering of people who claim to have received miracles. They have to have the medical evidence. I've seen some of the scans of the before-and-after, for example, in the case of the brain infection --

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GALLAGHER: -- of the abscesses on the brain of the man from Brazil. So there is a lengthy process whereby, in the first instance, they talk to the local doctors, in this case, for example, in Brazil, then they bring all of that medical evidence to Rome, to the Vatican. They have their own medical doctors who examine it and decide whether or not it can be explained scientifically.

And that's their main thing. It has to be a spontaneous healing. It has to have occurred after the death of the person in question. And it has to have occurred because the people prayed particularly to that person. So that is their criteria.

It does take some time to sift through a lot of the claims of miracles. But, in the end, they have determined that these two people were, indeed, healed by the intercession of Mother Teresa. That means Mother Teresa asking God to do the healing -- Zain.

ASHER: As you mention, a difficult thing to verify and a wonder it has taken almost 10 years. Delia Gallagher, we'll check in with you in about half an hour or so from now. Thank you so much.

A busy day there at the Vatican where our Delia Gallagher was.










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HOMR [ The Simpsons ]

Original Airdate on FOX: 7-Jan-2001


% Homer recovers enough for a third experiment. He sits at a table
% with three buttons on it. When one of the buttons lights up, he's
% supposed to push it. Unfortunately, a lab rat beats him to it every
% time. The strange thing is, the rat isn't even part of the
% experiment. Homer has apparently brought it in with him.
%
% The scientists muse for a bit about the cause of Homer's stupidity.
% One of them casually looks at Homer's head X-ray and notices
% something unusual. Zooming in, they make a startling discovery ...

Scientist 2: Mr. Simpson, I'm afraid you have a crayon lodged in your brain.

Homer: There's a crayon in my brain? [points to his chest. The scientist relocates Homer's hand to his head] But I've had thousands of head X-rays. How come no one ever noticed this before?

Hibbert: Oh, I can answer that. You see, whenever I picked up an X-ray, I'd always hold it like this. [picks up Homer's X-ray photo to demonstrate. His thumb falls right where the crayon would be] My thumb must've covered up the crayon every time.



- posted by H.V.O.M - Kerry Wayne Burgess 2:36 PM Pacific Time Spokane Valley Washington USA Tuesday 06 September 2016