----- Original Message ----
From: Kerry Burgess
To: hotline@dodig.mil
Sent: Saturday, October 11, 2008 12:26:22 PM
Subject: Welcome to the You've-Been-Informed-For-Long-Enough-To-Know-Better Club
To: United States Department of Defense, Inspector General
From: Kerry W. Burgess (official United States federal undercover identity, an identity completely compromised by forces hostile to the United States of America)
I have reason to believe that domestic terrorists are actively planning to destroy with stolen nuclear weapons at least 1 American city.
I have further reason to believe that subversive elements of the U.S. federal government are working to provide cover for those pending acts of domestic terrorism that I believe are being actively planned.
I believe that George Bush, Richard Cheney, Defense Secretary Robert Gates, Joint Chiefs Mike Mullen, DOD General Counsel William J. Haynes II and others such as RNC chairman Robert M. Duncan, Nancy Pelosi, Rudolph W. Giuliani, Barack Obama and John Edwards of North Carolina, among others not named here, are actively providing cover for those past and pending acts of domestic terrorism.
http://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/10/usc_sec_10_00000899----000-.html
TITLE 10 > Subtitle A > PART II > CHAPTER 47 > SUBCHAPTER X > § 899
§ 899. Art. 99. Misbehavior before the enemy
Any member of the armed forces who before or in the presence of the enemy—
(1) runs away;
(2) shamefully abandons, surrenders, or delivers up any command, unit, place, or military property which it is his duty to defend;
(3) through disobedience, neglect, or intentional misconduct endangers the safety of any such command, unit, place, or military property;
(4) casts away his arms or ammunition;
(5) is guilty of cowardly conduct;
(6) quits his place of duty to plunder or pillage;
(7) causes false alarms in any command, unit, or place under control of the armed forces;
(8) willfully fails to do his utmost to encounter, engage, capture, or destroy any enemy troops, combatants, vessels, aircraft, or any other thing, which it is his duty so to encounter, engage, capture, or destroy; or
(9) does not afford all practicable relief and assistance to any troops, combatants, vessels, or aircraft of the armed forces belonging to the United States or their allies when engaged in battle;
shall be punished by death or such other punishment as a court-martial may direct.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Courts-martial_in_the_United_States
Courts-martial in the United States
Courts-martial in the United States are criminal trials conducted by the Military of the United States. Most commonly, courts-martial are convened to try members of the U.S. military for violations of the Uniform Code of Military Justice, which is the U.S. military's criminal code. However, they can also be convened for other purposes, including military tribunals and the enforcement of martial law in an occupied territory. Courts-martial are governed by the rules of procedure and evidence laid out in the Manual for Courts-Martial and Military Rules of Evidence, respectively.
a military judge determines questions of law, and the members of the panel (or military judge in a judge-alone case) determine questions of fact.
http://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/10/usc_sec_10_00000894----000-.html
TITLE 10 > Subtitle A > PART II > CHAPTER 47 > SUBCHAPTER X > § 894
§ 894. Art. 94. Mutiny or sedition
(a) Any person subject to this chapter who—
(1) with intent to usurp or override lawful military authority, refuses, in concert with any other person, to obey orders or otherwise do his duty or creates any violence or disturbance is guilty of mutiny;
(2) with intent to cause the overthrow or destruction of lawful civil authority, creates, in concert with any other person, revolt, violence, or other disturbance against that authority is guilty of sedition;
(3) fails to do his utmost to prevent and suppress a mutiny or sedition being committed in his presence, or fails to take all reasonable means to inform his superior commissioned officer or commanding officer of a mutiny or sedition which he knows or has reason to believe is taking place, is guilty of a failure to suppress or report a mutiny or sedition.
(b) A person who is found guilty of attempted mutiny, mutiny, sedition, or failure to suppress or report a mutiny or sedition shall be punished by death or such other punishment as a court-martial may direct.
From 11/22/1957 ( S. Alan Stern ) To 1/31/1964 ( date hijacked from me:I was Innsbruck Olympics gold medalist on this day ) is 2261 days
From 3/4/1959 ( date hijacked from me:my birth date UK ) To 5/12/1965 ( date hijacked from me:I am active duty U.S. Navy aviator ) is 2261 days
From 11/22/1957 ( S. Alan Stern ) To 10/11/1968 ( date hijacked from me:I was Apollo 7 spacecraft astronaut ) is 3976 days
3976 = 1988 + 1988
From 7/16/1963 ( another threat sent to me against my wife ) To 12/24/1968 ( date hijacked from me:I was Apollo 8 spacecraft astronaut in orbit of Earth's moon ) is 1988 days
From 11/22/1957 ( S. Alan Stern ) To 10/11/1976 ( date hijacked from me:U.S. Public Law 94-479 General of the Armies of the United States approved by U.S. President Gerald Ford and applies to me personally and professionally as Fleet Admiral Thomas Reagan, USN ) is 6898 days
From 7/16/1963 ( another threat sent to me against my wife ) To 6/4/1982 ( date hijacked from me:premiere US film "Star Trek: The Wrath of Khan" ) is 6898 days
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alan_Stern
Alan Stern
S. Alan Stern is an American planetary scientist, born 22 November 1957, New Orleans, Louisiana, married (three children). He is the principal investigator of the New Horizons mission to Pluto. Stern was Executive Director of the Southwest Research Institute's Space Science and Engineering Division until becoming Associate Administrator of NASA's Science Mission Directorate in 2007. He resigned from that position after nearly a year.
Stern was appointed NASA's Associate Administrator for the Science Mission Directorate, essentially NASA's top-ranking official for science, in April 2007.
[ Racketeering Mob Organization NASA actively supports coup d'etat and subversive activity against the U.S. federal government ]
http://www.cswap.com/1982/Star_Trek:_The_Wrath_of_Khan/cap/en/25fps/a/00_19
Star Trek: The Wrath of Khan
:19:29
- I've never even met Admiral Kirk.
- Admiral?
:19:33
Admiral?!
:19:35
Admiral...
From 4/19/1991 ( date hijacked from me:premiere US film "Drop Dead Fred" starring my wife as "Elizabeth" ) to 2/12/2007 ( Michael Griffin providing material support to coup d’état and subversive activity against the U.S federal government by foreign power ) is 15 years, 9 months, 3 weeks, 3 days
'1-59-33' ( date hijacked from me:my birth date US )
From 7/21/1979 ( date hijacked from me:my wife Phoebe and I are married ) To 2/12/2007 ( Michael Griffin providing material support to coup d’état and subversive activity against the U.S federal government by foreign power ) is 10068 days
10068 = 5034 + 5034
From 3/4/1959 ( date hijacked from me:my birth date UK ) To 12/14/1972 ( date hijacked from me:I was Apollo 17 Challenger astronaut walking on Earth's moon ) is 5034 days
http://www.nasa.gov/home/hqnews/2007/feb/HQ_0738_Stern_Science_AA.html
Feb. 12, 2007
RELEASE : 07-38
Planetary Scientist Selected to Lead Mission Directorate
WASHINGTON - [ Fraudulent ]NASA Administrator Michael Griffin announced Monday that Dr. S. Alan Stern will be the agency's [ fraudulent ]associate administrator for the Science Mission Directorate, effective April 2. Stern succeeds Dr. Mary L. Cleave who announced her retirement.
From 6/25/1986 ( Proclamation 5506—National Homelessness Awareness Week, 1986 ) to 4/2/2007 ( Michael Griffin providing material support to coup d’état and subversive activity against the U.S federal government by foreign power ) is: 7586 days
7586 = 3793 + 3793
From 3/3/1959 ( date hijacked from me:my birth date US ) to 7/21/1969 ( date hijacked from me:I was Apollo 11 Eagle astronaut walking on Earth's moon ) is: 3793 days
From 11/20/1983 ( date hijacked from me:premiere TV movie "The Day After" ) To 4/2/2007 ( Michael Griffin providing material support to coup d’état and subversive activity against the U.S federal government by foreign power ) is 8534 days
8534 = 4267 + 4267
From 3/4/1959 ( date hijacked from me:my birth date US ) To 11/8/1970 ( date hijacked from me:my first ascent to Mount Everest summit ) is 4267 days
http://www.nasa.gov/home/hqnews/2007/feb/HQ_0738_Stern_Science_AA.html
Feb. 12, 2007
RELEASE : 07-38
Planetary Scientist Selected to Lead Mission Directorate
WASHINGTON - [ Fraudulent ]NASA Administrator Michael Griffin announced Monday that Dr. S. Alan Stern will be the agency's [ fraudulent ]associate administrator for the Science Mission Directorate, effective April 2. Stern succeeds Dr. Mary L. Cleave who announced her retirement.
From 6/25/1986 ( Proclamation 5506—National Homelessness Awareness Week, 1986 ) to 4/2/2007 ( Rebecca Griego murdered in Seattle ) is: 7586 days
7586 = 3793 + 3793
From 3/3/1959 ( date hijacked from me:my birth date US ) to 7/21/1969 ( date hijacked from me:I was Apollo 11 Eagle astronaut walking on Earth's moon ) is: 3793 days
From 11/20/1983 ( date hijacked from me:premiere TV movie "The Day After" ) To 4/2/2007 ( Rebecca Griego murdered in Seattle ) is 8534 days
8534 = 4267 + 4267
From 3/4/1959 ( date hijacked from me:my birth date US ) To 11/8/1970 ( date hijacked from me:my first ascent to Mount Everest summit ) is 4267 days
http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/localnews/2003648679_uwshooting03m.html
Tuesday, April 3, 2007
Months of stalking end with 2 dead at UW
Rebecca Griego called her ex-boyfriend Jonathan Rowan "a psycho from the past." He wouldn't stop calling her office at the University of Washington. When she no longer would answer the phone, he harassed her sister and threatened to kidnap her dogs.
On Monday morning, Rowan found Griego alone in her fourth-floor office in Gould Hall and fatally shot her before killing himself.
From 6/25/1986 ( Proclamation 5506—National Homelessness Awareness Week, 1986 ) to 4/2/2007 ( Racketeering Mob Organization Leader Paul Allen actively instigates insurrection and subversive activity against the U.S. federal government with all Paul Allen employees and managers of any capacity as criminal accomplices ) is: 7586 days
7586 = 3793 + 3793
From 3/3/1959 ( date hijacked from me:my birth date US ) to 7/21/1969 ( date hijacked from me:I was Apollo 11 Eagle astronaut walking on Earth's moon ) is: 3793 days
From 11/20/1983 ( date hijacked from me:premiere TV movie "The Day After" ) To 4/2/2007 ( Racketeering Mob Organization Leader Paul Allen actively instigates insurrection and subversive activity against the U.S. federal government with all Paul Allen employees and managers of any capacity as criminal accomplices ) is 8534 days
8534 = 4267 + 4267
From 3/4/1959 ( date hijacked from me:my birth date US ) To 11/8/1970 ( date hijacked from me:my first ascent to Mount Everest summit ) is 4267 days
http://blog.oregonlive.com/playbooksandprofits/2007/04/rose_garden_deal_done.html
Rose Garden deal done
Posted by Helen Jung April 02, 2007 14:03PM
Vulcan and Portland Arena Management have completed the deal for Vulcan to acquire the Rose Garden arena. Terms weren't disclosed. Read the full release here.
UPDATE: Tod Leiweke, president of Vulcan Sports and Entertainment, says that overall Vulcan approves of the job that Global Spectrum has done in managing the Rose Garden. They're in preliminary talks to see if they can work out a longterm deal with them.
http://blog.oregonlive.com/playbooksandprofits/FINAL%20-%20Rose%20Garden%20Acquisition%20%2800155471%29.PDF
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
VULCAN INC. COMPLETES ACQUISITION OF ROSE GARDEN ARENA
PORTLAND, April 2, 2007 – Vulcan Inc. today announced the completion of the acquisition of
the Rose Garden Arena pursuant to a purchase agreement entered into with Portland Arena
Management LLC (PAM), under which an affiliate of Vulcan will acquire ownership of PAM,
which owns, among other things, the Rose Garden Arena. Financial terms of the agreement were
not disclosed. Vulcan Inc. is owned by Paul G. Allen, who also owns Trail Blazers Inc.
"This is a major milestone and a positive step for the franchise,” said Paul Allen.
From 11/14/1954 ( Condoleezza Rice actively supports coup d’état and subversive activity against the U.S. federal government by foreign power ) to 1/21/1976 ( date hijacked from me:my first landing on planet Mars and my documented and lawful exclusive claim to the territory of planet Mars ) is: 7738 days
From 1/21/1976 ( date hijacked from me:my first landing on planet Mars and my documented and lawful exclusive claim to the territory of planet Mars ) to 3/29/1997 ( Monica Lewinsky providing material support to insurrection and subversive activates against the U.S. federal government ) is: 7738 days
From 11/14/1954 ( Condoleezza Rice actively supports coup d’état and subversive activity against the U.S. federal government by foreign power ) to 5/13/1987 ( date hijacked from me:my M.I.A. status in Africa ends and I am being transported to a U.S. military base for intensive care hospitalization ) is: 11868 days
11868 = 5934 + 5934
'59-34' ( date hijacked from me: my birth date UK )
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Condoleeza_Rice
Condoleezza Rice
Condoleezza Rice (born November 14, 1954) is the 66th United States Secretary of State, and the second in the administration of President George W. Bush to hold the office.
Condoleezza Rice was President Bush's National Security Advisor during his first [ fraudulent ] term (2001–2005).
During George W. Bush's [ fraudulent ] 2000 U.S. Presidential election campaign, Rice took a one-year leave of absence from Stanford University to help work as his foreign policy advisor. The group of advisors she led called itself The Vulcans
[ Condoleezza Rice actively supports coup d’état and subversive activity against the U.S. federal government by foreign power ]
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vulcan_(Star_Trek)
Vulcan (Star Trek)
Vulcans are a humanoid species in the fictional Star Trek universe who hail from the planet Vulcan, and are noted for their attempt to live by reason and logic with no interference from emotion. They were the first extraterrestrial species encountered by Humans, and later became one of the founding members of the United Federation of Planets. Vulcans are featured in all six Star Trek series, four of which featured a Vulcan as a main character.
From 11/8/1970 ( my first ascent to Mount Everest summit ) to 10/19/1994 ( Re-released in USA on video 1978 film "Capricorn One" ) is: 8746 days
8746 = 4373 + 4373
From 1/31/1964 ( I was Innsbruck Olympics gold medalist on this day ) to 1/21/1976 ( my first landing on planet Mars and my documented and lawful exclusive claim to the territory of planet Mars ) is: 4373 days
From 11/26/1976 ( my first landing Jupiter moon Callisto ) to 10/19/1994 ( Re-released in USA on video 1978 film "Capricorn One" ) is: 5 days, 933 weeks
'59-33' ( my birth date US )
From 7/21/1979 ( my wife Phoebe and I are married ) to 10/19/1994 ( Re-released in USA on video 1978 film "Capricorn One" ) is: 5569 days
From 4/21/1972 ( I was Apollo 16 Orion astronaut walking on Earth's moon ) to 7/21/1987 ( formal wedding ceremony for my wife Phoebe and me ) is: 5569 days
http://www.inbaseline.com/project.aspx?project_id=25360
Capricorn One (1978)
Re-released in USA on video October 19, 1994.
The first manned space flight to Mars is a hoax put on by the U.S. government.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capricorn_One
Capricorn One
Release date(s) June 2, 1978 (USA)
Capricorn One is a 1978 thriller movie about a Mars landing hoax.
In the end, Colonel Brubaker (Brolin) is the only crew member to avoid capture. Caulfield's investigation leads him to the desert, where he finds the military base and the set, and with the help of a cropduster pilot (Savalas), he manages to rescue Brubaker. The film ends with Caulfield and Brubaker arriving at the astronauts' memorial service, exposing the conspiracy in dramatic fashion.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sahara
Sahara
The Sahara ( "The Great Desert") is the world's largest hot desert and the world's second largest desert after Antarctica. At over 9,000,000 square kilometres (3,500,000 sq mi), it covers most parts of northern Africa; an area stretching from the Red Sea, including parts of the Mediterranean coasts, to the outskirts of the Atlantic Ocean. It is almost as large as the continental United States, and is larger than Australia.
The Sahara has one of the harshest climates in the world.
[ Condoleezza Rice actively supports coup d’état and subversive activity against the U.S. federal government by foreign power ]
From 11/14/1954 ( Condoleezza Rice actively supports coup d’état and subversive activity against the U.S. federal government by foreign power ) to 1/21/1976 ( date hijacked from me:my first landing on planet Mars and my documented and lawful exclusive claim to the territory of planet Mars ) is: 7738 days
From 1/21/1976 ( date hijacked from me:my first landing on planet Mars and my documented and lawful exclusive claim to the territory of planet Mars ) to 3/29/1997 ( Monica Lewinsky providing material support to insurrection and subversive activates against the U.S. federal government ) is: 7738 days
From 11/14/1954 ( Condoleezza Rice actively supports coup d’état and subversive activity against the U.S. federal government by foreign power ) to 5/13/1987 ( date hijacked from me:my M.I.A. status in Africa ends and I am being transported to a U.S. military base for intensive care hospitalization ) is: 11868 days
11868 = 5934 + 5934
'59-34' ( date hijacked from me: my birth date UK )
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Condoleeza_Rice
Condoleezza Rice
Condoleezza Rice (born November 14, 1954) is the 66th United States Secretary of State, and the second in the administration of President George W. Bush to hold the office.
Condoleezza Rice was President Bush's National Security Advisor during his first [ fraudulent ] term (2001–2005).
During George W. Bush's [ fraudulent ] 2000 U.S. Presidential election campaign, Rice took a one-year leave of absence from Stanford University to help work as his foreign policy advisor. The group of advisors she led called itself The Vulcans
From 6/7/1976 ( date hijacked from me:my first landing Saturn moon Phoebe and the Saturn moon Phoebe territory belongs to me ) To 6/4/1982 ( date hijacked from me:premiere US film "Star Trek: The Wrath of Khan" ) is 2188 days
From 6/4/1982 ( date hijacked from me:premiere US film "Star Trek: The Wrath of Khan" ) To 5/31/1988 ( EMP owner Paul Gardner Allen is a violent criminal and enemy combatant against the U.S. federal government and U.S.A. allies ) is 2188 days
From 5/21/1969 ( date hijacked from me:I am Princeton University Medical Doctor degree graduate ) to 5/31/1988 ( EMP owner Paul Gardner Allen is a violent criminal and enemy combatant against the U.S. federal government and U.S.A. allies ) is: 6950 days
From 3/3/1959 ( date hijacked from me:my birth date US ) to 3/13/1978 ( date hijacked from me:U.S. Department of the Army Order 31-3 General Of The Armies applies to me personally and professionally as Fleet Admiral Thomas Reagan, USN ) is: 6950 days
http://query.nytimes.com/gst/fullpage.html?res=940DE4D81739F932A35755C0A96E948260&scp=1&sq=portland+trail+blazers+paul+allen&st=nyt
SPORTS PEOPLE; Trail Blazers Deal
Published: June 1, 1988
LEAD: Larry Weinberg, the majority owner of the Portland Trail Blazers, said yesterday that the club would be sold to Paul Allen, a Seattle businessman. Weinberg said that Allen, 35 years old, would be sole owner and would be ''committed to keeping the franchise in this area.'' Details of the sale were not disclosed.
[ EMP owner Paul Gardner Allen is a violent criminal and enemy combatant against the U.S. federal government and U.S.A. allies ]
http://www.cswap.com/1982/Star_Trek:_The_Wrath_of_Khan/cap/en/25fps/a/01_25
Star Trek: The Wrath of Khan
1:25:01
Uhura, send to Commander, Reliant:
"Prepare to be boarded."
1:25:07
Aye, sir.
1:25:09
Commander, Reliant,
this is Enterprise.
1:25:12
Surrender and prepare
to be boarded.
1:25:15
Enterprise to Reliant. You are
ordered to surrender your vessel.
1:25:31
Reliant! Come in, Reliant. You are
ordered to surrender your vessel.
1:25:36
Enterprise to Reliant. You're ordered
to surrender your vessel. Respond.
1:25:55
No, Kirk.
1:25:58
The game's not over.
1:26:35
To the last...
I will grapple with thee!
1:26:53
Admiral? Scanning
an energy source on Reliant.
1:26:58
A pattern I've never seen before.
[ EMP owner Paul Gardner Allen is a violent criminal and enemy combatant against the U.S. federal government and U.S.A. allies ]
From 6/7/1976 ( date hijacked from me:my first landing Saturn moon Phoebe and the Saturn moon Phoebe territory belongs to me ) To 6/4/1982 ( date hijacked from me:premiere US film "Star Trek: The Wrath of Khan" ) is 2188 days
From 6/4/1982 ( date hijacked from me:premiere US film "Star Trek: The Wrath of Khan" ) To 5/31/1988 ( EMP owner Paul Gardner Allen is a violent criminal and enemy combatant against the U.S. federal government and U.S.A. allies ) is 2188 days
From 5/21/1969 ( date hijacked from me:I am Princeton University Medical Doctor degree graduate ) to 5/31/1988 ( EMP owner Paul Gardner Allen is a violent criminal and enemy combatant against the U.S. federal government and U.S.A. allies ) is: 6950 days
From 3/3/1959 ( date hijacked from me:my birth date US ) to 3/13/1978 ( date hijacked from me:U.S. Department of the Army Order 31-3 General Of The Armies applies to me personally and professionally as Fleet Admiral Thomas Reagan, USN ) is: 6950 days
http://query.nytimes.com/gst/fullpage.html?res=940DE4D81739F932A35755C0A96E948260&scp=1&sq=portland+trail+blazers+paul+allen&st=nyt
SPORTS PEOPLE; Trail Blazers Deal
Published: June 1, 1988
LEAD: Larry Weinberg, the majority owner of the Portland Trail Blazers, said yesterday that the club would be sold to Paul Allen, a Seattle businessman. Weinberg said that Allen, 35 years old, would be sole owner and would be ''committed to keeping the franchise in this area.'' Details of the sale were not disclosed.
From 1/21/1953 ( EMP owner Paul Gardner Allen is a violent criminal and enemy combatant against the U.S. federal government and U.S.A. allies ) To 3/13/1978 ( date hijacked from me:U.S. Department of the Army Order 31-3 General Of The Armies applies to me personally and professionally as Fleet Admiral Thomas Reagan, USN ) is 9182 days
From 3/13/1978 ( date hijacked from me:U.S. Department of the Army Order 31-3 General Of The Armies applies to me personally and professionally as Fleet Admiral Thomas Reagan, USN ) To 5/3/2003 ( Iraqi Nuclear Site Is Found Looted ) is 9182 days
From 5/21/1969 ( date hijacked from me:I am Princeton University Medical Doctor degree graduate ) To 5/12/1986 ( date hijacked from me:premiere US film "Top Gun" ) is 6200 days
From 5/12/1986 ( date hijacked from me:premiere US film "Top Gun" ) To 5/3/2003 ( Iraqi Nuclear Site Is Found Looted ) is 6200 days
http://www.washingtonpost.com/ac2/wp-dyn/A10888-2003May3?language=printer
Iraqi Nuclear Site Is Found Looted
U.S. Team Unable to Determine Whether Deadly Materials Are Missing
By Barton Gellman
Washington Post Staff Writer
NEAR KUT, Iraq, May 3 -- A specially trained Defense Department team, dispatched after a month of official indecision to survey a major Iraqi radioactive waste repository, today found the site heavily looted and said it was impossible to tell whether nuclear materials were missing.
From 1/21/1953 ( EMP owner Paul Gardner Allen is a violent criminal and enemy combatant against the U.S. federal government and U.S.A. allies ) to 7/16/1963 ( another threat sent to me against my wife ) is: 3828 days
3828 = 1914 + 1914
From 7/16/1963 ( another threat sent to me against my wife ) to 10/11/1968 ( date hijacked from me:I was Apollo 7 spacecraft astronaut ) is 1914 days
From 1/21/1953 ( EMP owner Paul Gardner Allen is a violent criminal and enemy combatant against the U.S. federal government and U.S.A. allies ) to 6/19/1968 ( date hijacked from me:my 1st Medal of Honor and I am U.S. military fighter jet ace during Vietnam War ) is: 5628 days
5628 = 2814 + 2814
From 3/3/1959 ( date hijacked from me:my birth date US ) to 11/15/1966 ( date hijacked from me:Gemini 12 spacecraft splashdown and I was Gemini 12 spacecraft astronaut ) is: 2814 days
http://www.nndb.com/people/746/000023677/
Paul Allen
AKA Paul Gardner Allen
Born: 21-Jan-1953
Microsoft Co-Founder (1975-)
Portland Trail Blazers Owner (1988-)
Seattle Seahawks Owner (1997-)
From 8/28/1943 ( date hijacked from me:John Findlater starring role 1979 film "Meteor" as the tragically doomed character "Astronaut Tom Easton" ) to 4/17/2003 ( EMP owner Paul Gardner Allen is a violent criminal and enemy combatant against the U.S. federal government and U.S.A. allies ) is 1 day, 33 weeks, 59 years
'1-33-59' ( date hijacked from me:my birth date US )
From 6/27/1994 ( I am the pilot and the only survivor of a plane crash that experienced many fatalities on that aircraft after the external mounted rocket-launched space satellite exploded under that aircraft ) to 4/17/2003 ( EMP owner Paul Gardner Allen is a violent criminal and enemy combatant against the U.S. federal government and U.S.A. allies ) is: 3 days, 459 weeks
'34-59' ( date hijacked from me:my birth date UK )
From 12/11/1972 ( date hijacked from me:I was Apollo 17 Challenger astronaut walking on Earth's moon ) To 4/17/2003 ( EMP owner Paul Gardner Allen is a violent criminal and enemy combatant against the U.S. federal government and U.S.A. allies ) is 11084 days
11084 = 5542 + 5542
From 7/16/1963 ( another threat sent to me against my wife ) To 9/17/1978 ( date hijacked from me:premiere US TV series "Battlestar Galactica" ) is 5542 days
From 4/21/1926 ( date hijacked from me:Her Royal Highness Queen Elizabeth II ) to 4/17/2003 ( EMP owner Paul Gardner Allen is a violent criminal and enemy combatant against the U.S. federal government and U.S.A. allies ) is: 28120 days
28120 = 14060 + 14060
From 3/4/1959 ( date hijacked from me:my birth date US ) to 8/31/1997 ( death of Diana, Princess of Wales, under suspicious circumstances ) is: 14060 days
http://community.seattletimes.nwsource.com/archive/?date=20030418&slug=emp18
Friday, April 18, 2003
Planning a sci-fi museum at EMP, Allen boldly goes into new territory
By Young Chang
Seattle Times staff reporter
At a news conference that looked — and sounded — more like a "Star Trek" convention yesterday, Microsoft co-founder Paul Allen announced plans for a new science-fiction museum to open in the summer of 2004 at Experience Music Project.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emp
EMP
EMP or Emp may refer to:
Electromagnetic pulse, a term in telecommunications and warfare fields
Experience Music Project, a museum of music history Seattle, Washington
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electromagnetic_pulse
Electromagnetic pulse
A terrorist EMP attack might profoundly affect any major city; however, because of the high cost of real estate and traffic issues, many major businesses have relocated valuable assets outside of major urban areas, and have taken other measures to protect themselves. Therefore, the long-term economic and technological impact of such an event might not be as grave as previously imagined, depending on the nature of the original attack.[citation needed]
A common scenario is detonation of a device over the middle of the U.S. using long-range missiles available only to major military powers. An offshore detonation at high altitude, by contrast, would present less technical difficulty and would disrupt both an entire coast and regions hundreds of miles inland (e.g. 120 mile altitude, 1000 mile EMP radius). Moreover, a high altitude burst could be positioned over international waters by means of a missile of low accuracy, launched from a ship, also in international waters. North Korea, Iran, and Pakistan (for example) have Scud-derived missiles of more than adequate capability.
From 6/7/1976 ( date hijacked from me:my first landing Saturn moon Phoebe and the Saturn moon Phoebe territory belongs to me ) To 6/4/1982 ( date hijacked from me:premiere US film "Star Trek: The Wrath of Khan" ) is 2188 days
From 6/4/1982 ( date hijacked from me:premiere US film "Star Trek: The Wrath of Khan" ) To 5/31/1988 ( EMP owner Paul Gardner Allen is a violent criminal and enemy combatant against the U.S. federal government and U.S.A. allies ) is 2188 days
From 5/21/1969 ( date hijacked from me:I am Princeton University Medical Doctor degree graduate ) to 5/31/1988 ( EMP owner Paul Gardner Allen is a violent criminal and enemy combatant against the U.S. federal government and U.S.A. allies ) is: 6950 days
From 3/3/1959 ( date hijacked from me:my birth date US ) to 3/13/1978 ( date hijacked from me:U.S. Department of the Army Order 31-3 General Of The Armies applies to me personally and professionally as Fleet Admiral Thomas Reagan, USN ) is: 6950 days
http://query.nytimes.com/gst/fullpage.html?res=940DE4D81739F932A35755C0A96E948260&scp=1&sq=portland+trail+blazers+paul+allen&st=nyt
SPORTS PEOPLE; Trail Blazers Deal
Published: June 1, 1988
LEAD: Larry Weinberg, the majority owner of the Portland Trail Blazers, said yesterday that the club would be sold to Paul Allen, a Seattle businessman. Weinberg said that Allen, 35 years old, would be sole owner and would be ''committed to keeping the franchise in this area.'' Details of the sale were not disclosed.
[ EMP owner Paul Gardner Allen is a violent criminal and enemy combatant against the U.S. federal government and U.S.A. allies ]
http://www.cswap.com/1982/Star_Trek:_The_Wrath_of_Khan/cap/en/25fps/a/01_25
Star Trek: The Wrath of Khan
1:25:01
Uhura, send to Commander, Reliant:
"Prepare to be boarded."
1:25:07
Aye, sir.
1:25:09
Commander, Reliant,
this is Enterprise.
1:25:12
Surrender and prepare
to be boarded.
1:25:15
Enterprise to Reliant. You are
ordered to surrender your vessel.
1:25:31
Reliant! Come in, Reliant. You are
ordered to surrender your vessel.
1:25:36
Enterprise to Reliant. You're ordered
to surrender your vessel. Respond.
1:25:55
No, Kirk.
1:25:58
The game's not over.
1:26:35
To the last...
I will grapple with thee!
1:26:53
Admiral? Scanning
an energy source on Reliant.
1:26:58
A pattern I've never seen before.
1:27:05
- It's the Genesis Wave!
- What?
1:27:08
They're on a build-up to detonation!
1:27:11
- How soon?
- We encoded four minutes.
1:27:14
- We'll beam aboard and stop it.
- You can't.
1:27:20
Scotty! I need Warp Speed
in three minutes, or we're all dead.
1:27:25
- No response, Admiral.
- Scotty!
1:27:28
Mr Sulu, get us out of here.
Best possible speed.
1:28:09
Are you out of your Vulcan mind?!
No human can tolerate that radiation!
[ EMP owner Paul Gardner Allen is a violent criminal and enemy combatant against the U.S. federal government and U.S.A. allies ]
From 6/7/1976 ( date hijacked from me:my first landing Saturn moon Phoebe and the Saturn moon Phoebe territory belongs to me ) To 6/4/1982 ( date hijacked from me:premiere US film "Star Trek: The Wrath of Khan" ) is 2188 days
From 6/4/1982 ( date hijacked from me:premiere US film "Star Trek: The Wrath of Khan" ) To 5/31/1988 ( EMP owner Paul Gardner Allen is a violent criminal and enemy combatant against the U.S. federal government and U.S.A. allies ) is 2188 days
From 5/21/1969 ( date hijacked from me:I am Princeton University Medical Doctor degree graduate ) to 5/31/1988 ( EMP owner Paul Gardner Allen is a violent criminal and enemy combatant against the U.S. federal government and U.S.A. allies ) is: 6950 days
From 3/3/1959 ( date hijacked from me:my birth date US ) to 3/13/1978 ( date hijacked from me:U.S. Department of the Army Order 31-3 General Of The Armies applies to me personally and professionally as Fleet Admiral Thomas Reagan, USN ) is: 6950 days
http://query.nytimes.com/gst/fullpage.html?res=940DE4D81739F932A35755C0A96E948260&scp=1&sq=portland+trail+blazers+paul+allen&st=nyt
SPORTS PEOPLE; Trail Blazers Deal
Published: June 1, 1988
LEAD: Larry Weinberg, the majority owner of the Portland Trail Blazers, said yesterday that the club would be sold to Paul Allen, a Seattle businessman. Weinberg said that Allen, 35 years old, would be sole owner and would be ''committed to keeping the franchise in this area.'' Details of the sale were not disclosed.
From 11/15/1966 ( date hijacked from me:Gemini 12 spacecraft splashdown and I was Gemini 12 spacecraft astronaut ) to 7/21/1987 ( date hijacked from me:formal wedding ceremony for my wife Phoebe and me ) is: 7553 days
From 7/21/1987 ( date hijacked from me:formal wedding ceremony for my wife Phoebe and me ) to 3/25/2008 ( Alan Stern ) is: 7553 days
From 7/23/1973 ( date hijacked from me:I passed the Multistate Bar Examination ) to 3/25/2008 ( Alan Stern ) is: 12664 days
12664 = 6332 + 6332
From 3/4/1959 ( date hijacked from me:my birth date UK ) to 7/4/1976 ( date hijacked from me:I successfully diverted Comet Lucifer in the outer solar system ) is: 6332 days
From 3/16/1998 ( date hijacked from me:as a U.S. Navy officer I was secretly deployed on an official United States federal assignment ) to 3/25/2008 ( Alan Stern ) is: 3662 days
From 4/21/1972 ( date hijacked from me:I was Apollo 16 Orion astronaut walking on the Earth's moon ) to 5/1/1982 ( date hijacked from me:my graduation and commissioning U.S. Naval Academy Class of 1982 ) is: 3662 days
http://www.space.com/missionlaunches/080326-sn-stern-resigns.html
Weiler to Replace Stern as NASA Science Chief
By Brian Berger
Space News Staff Writer
posted: 26 March 2008
Stern, a seasoned planetary scientist who joined NASA in April 2007 to pursue a reform-minded agenda, informed colleagues in an e-mail March 26 that he would be leaving the agency in the month ahead.
In his e-mail, which he sent out at 8:34 a.m., according to the time stamp, Stern said that he offered his resignation March 25 and that NASA Administrator Mike Griffin "reluctantly accepted" it.
From 2/5/1947 ( Mary Louise Cleave ) to 4/14/1981 ( date hijacked from me:I was the commander aboard the STS-1 Columbia spacecraft ) is 5 days, 9 weeks, 34 years
'59-34' ( date hijacked from me:my birth date UK )
From 2/5/1947 ( Mary Louise Cleave ) To 1/21/1953 ( EMP owner Paul Gardner Allen is a violent criminal and enemy combatant against the U.S. federal government and U.S.A. allies ) is 2177 days
From 3/4/1959 ( date hijacked from me:my birth date UK ) To 2/17/1965 ( date hijacked from me:I am active duty U.S. Navy SEAL ) is 2177 days
From 2/5/1947 ( Mary Louise Cleave ) To 4/20/1972 ( date hijacked from me:I was Apollo 16 Orion astronaut landing on Earth's moon ) is 9206 days
9206 = 4603 + 4603
From 3/3/1959 ( date hijacked from me:my birth date US ) To 10/9/1971 ( date hijacked from me:I am board-certified surgeon as Dr. Thomas Reagan, M.D. ) is 4603 days
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_L._Cleave
Mary L. Cleave
Mary Louise Cleave (Ph. D., P.E.) is a former American astronaut. She served from 2004 to 2007 as NASA Associate Administrator for the Science Mission Directorate.
Born February 5, 1947, in Southampton, New York.
From 4/14/1988 ( minefield damage to U.S. Navy warship USS Samuel B. Roberts FFG-58 and crew and I was onboard that warship as a U.S. Navy SEAL Lt. ) to 7/19/2005 ( United States Supreme Court nomination to further support coup d’état and subversive activity against the U.S. government by foreign power ) is: 6305 days
From 3/4/1959 ( date hijacked from me:my birth date UK ) to 6/7/1976 ( date hijacked from me:my first landing Saturn moon Phoebe and the Saturn moon Phoebe territory belongs to me ) is: 6305 days
From 9/25/1951 ( date hijacked from me:actor Mark Hamill starring character "Star Wars" movies ) to 7/19/2005 ( United States Supreme Court nomination to further support coup d’état and subversive activity against the U.S. government by foreign power ) is: 19656 days
19656 = 9828 + 9828
From 3/3/1959 ( date hijacked from me:my birth date US ) to 1/28/1986 ( space shuttle Challenger explodes after liftoff killing all astronauts onboard Challenger spacecraft ) is: 9828 days
http://archives.seattletimes.nwsource.com/cgi-bin/texis.cgi/web/vortex/display?slug=webroberts19&date=20050719&query=supreme+court+roberts
Nation & World: Tuesday, July 19, 2005
Bush chooses appeal judge John Roberts Jr. for Supreme Court
By Deb Riechmann
The Associated Press
WASHINGTON — President Bush named federal appeals court judge John G. Roberts Jr. to a seat on the Supreme Court today
From 7/20/1969 ( date hijacked from me:I was Apollo 11 Eagle astronaut landing on Earth's moon ) to 4/18/1988 ( Operation Praying Mantis: I was onboard U.S. Navy warship USS Wainwright CG-28 when it evaded a Harpoon missile from hostile forces but 2 U.S Marine aviators attached to USS Wainwright CG-28 killed this day ) is: 6847 days
From 4/18/1988 ( Operation Praying Mantis: I was aboard U.S. Navy warship USS Wainwright CG-28 when it evaded a Harpoon missile from hostile forces but 2 U.S Marine aviators attached to USS Wainwright CG-28 killed this day ) to 1/16/2007 ( I. Lewis "Scooter" Libby's non-trial begins at great waste of taxpayer expense due to predetermined outcome ) is: 6847 days
From 10/28/1955 ( Bill Gates is enemy combatant against the U.S. federal government and U.S.A. allies ) to 6/7/1981 ( my 3rd Medal of Honor hijacked from me and Osirak destroyed by Israeli Air Force ) is: 9354 days
From 6/7/1981 ( my 3rd Medal of Honor hijacked from me and Osirak destroyed by Israeli Air Force ) to 1/16/2007 ( I. Lewis "Scooter" Libby's non-trial begins at great waste of taxpayer expense due to predetermined outcome ) is: 9354 days
From 7/2/1976 ( date hijacked from me:I intercepted Comet Lucifer in the outer solar system and set to work at diverting it ) to 1/16/2007 ( I. Lewis "Scooter" Libby's non-trial begins at great waste of taxpayer expense due to predetermined outcome ) is: 1593 weeks, 4 days
'1-59-34' ( date hijacked from me:my birth date UK )
From 1/20/1930 ( date hijacked from me:Buzz Aldrin, NASA ) to 1/16/2007 ( I. Lewis "Scooter" Libby's non-trial begins at great waste of taxpayer expense due to predetermined outcome ) is: 28120 days
28120 = 14060 + 14060
From 3/4/1959 ( date hijacked from me:my birth date US ) to 8/31/1997 ( death of Diana, Princess of Wales, under suspicious circumstances ) is: 14060 days
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_v._Libby
United States v. Libby
United States of America v. I. Lewis Libby, also known as "Scooter Libby" (USA v. LIBBY, Case No. 1:2005-cr-00394-RBW) is the federal trial of former high-ranking George W. Bush administration official I. Lewis "Scooter" Libby, who was indicted by a federal grand jury on five felony counts of making false statements to federal investigators, perjury for lying to a federal grand jury, and obstruction of justice
The trial began on January 16, 2007
From 10/4/1946 ( Michael Glenn "Mike" Mullen ) to 3/24/1956 ( Steve Ballmer is a violent criminal and enemy combatant against the U.S. federal government and U.S.A. allies ) is: 3459 days
'34-59' ( date hijacked from me:my birth date UK )
From 10/4/1946 ( Michael Glenn "Mike" Mullen ) To 2/5/1964 ( date hijacked from me:I was Innsbruck Olympics gold medalist again on this day ) is 6333 days
From 3/3/1959 ( date hijacked from me:my birth date US ) To 7/4/1976 ( date hijacked from me:I successfully diverted Comet Lucifer in the outer solar system ) is 6333 days
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Mullen
Michael Mullen
Admiral Michael Glenn "Mike" Mullen, USN (born October 4, 1946), is the 17th and current Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff. Mullen previously served as the Navy's 28th Chief of Naval Operations from July 22, 2005 to September 29, 2007. His other four-star assignments include being the Commander, U.S. Naval Forces Europe & Commander, Allied Joint Force Command Naples from October 2004 to May 2005, and as the 32nd Vice Chief of Naval Operations from August 2003 to August 2004. Admiral Mullen assumed his current assignment on October 1, 2007.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luger_P08_pistol
Luger P08 pistol
The Parabellum-Pistole (Pistol Parabellum), popularly (but incorrectly) known as the Luger, is a toggle locked, recoil operated, semi-automatic pistol. The design was patented by Georg J. Luger in 1898 and produced by German arms manufacturer Deutsche Waffen- und Munitionsfabriken (DWM) starting in 1900; it was an evolution of the 1893 Hugo Borchardt designed C-93.
The Luger was made popular by its use by Germany during World War I and World War II.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097576/quotes
Memorable quotes for
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (1989)
Principal SS Officer at Castle: [the Nazis burst into the room] Dr. Jones?
Professor Henry Jones, Indiana Jones: Yes?
Principal SS Officer at Castle: I will take zuh book now.
Professor Henry Jones, Indiana Jones: Wuh-what b-book?
Principal SS Officer at Castle: You have zuh diary in your pocket.
Professor Henry Jones: You dolt! You think my son would be that stupid? That he would bring my diary all the way back here?
[pause]
Professor Henry Jones: You didn't, did you?
[another pause]
Professor Henry Jones: You didn't bring it, did you?
Indiana Jones: Well, uh...
Professor Henry Jones: You *did*!
Indiana Jones: Look, can we discuss this later?
Professor Henry Jones: I should have mailed it to the Marx Brothers!
Indiana Jones: Will you take it easy?
Professor Henry Jones: Take it easy? Why do you think I sent it home in the first place? So it wouldn't fall into their hands!
http://www.snpp.com/episodes/CABF12
New Kids on the Blecch
Original Airdate on FOX: 25-Feb-2001
% Bart asks everyone to "ball-walk," and the audience does so. In Lt.
% Smash's mind the children, dancing in unison, turn into soldiers
% marching in formation. They do battle with hippies riding a giant
% praying mantis. The hippies, shouting anti-American slogans, fire
% flowers back at the soldiers. One man takes a hit.
%
% One of Smash's superior officers jolts him back to reality.
Admiral: Lieutenant! Lt. Smash!
Smash: Oh, Admiral.
Admiral: That hippie fantasy again?
Smash: They're getting less frequent, sir.
Admiral: Excellent. [the two men walk onto the bridge of the ship. The admiral closes the door behind them] Well, there's no easy way to say this. The new administration is shutting down Project Boy Band.
Smash: Shutting it down? Permission to say that's crazy, sir.
Admiral: You won't say it's crazy when you see next week's issue of "Mad Magazine." [holds up an advance copy, which reads, "We flush the Party Posse"]
Smash: Oh, dear God.
From 7/4/1976 ( I successfully diverted Comet Lucifer in the outer solar system ) to 2/25/2001 ( premiere TV episode "The Simpsons" : "New Kids on the Blecch" ) is: 9002 days
From 7/23/1973 ( I passed the Multistate Bar Examination ) to 3/16/1998 ( as a U.S. Navy officer I was secretly deployed on an official United States federal assignment ) is: 9002 days
From 9/2/1965 ( my first day as university student at Princeton University where I earned Medical Doctor degree ) to 2/25/2001 ( premiere TV episode "The Simpsons" : "New Kids on the Blecch" ) is: 12960 days
12960 = 6480 + 6480
From 3/3/1959 ( my birth date US ) to 11/28/1976 ( I launched from Jupiter moon Callisto for Earth and home ) is: 6480 days
http://www.snpp.com/episodes/CABF12
New Kids on the Blecch
Original Airdate on FOX: 25-Feb-2001
Lisa: [gasps] They're recruiting people with subliminal messages!
[outside, a horn honks. Otto is about to board a bus for the nearest naval base. Lisa shouts out of her window]
Otto, what are you doing?
Otto: I dunno. I just got an urge to join the Navy.
Lisa: You're being brainwashed!
Otto: Yeah, probably. Ee-van eht niojh! [gets on the bus, which drives away]
% Lisa goes to warn L. T. Smash that his band is being used as a
% clandestine recruiting tool by the government.
Lisa: L. T., thank God you're here. The government's playing subliminal messages in your videos!
Smash: Subliminal messages? Do you have any idea of how insane that sounds?
[Lisa notices an anchor tattoo on Smash's arm]
Lisa: Is that a Navy tattoo?
Smash: A Navy tattoo? Do you have any idea of how insane that sounds?
[an electric fan stirs up a breeze that causes Smash's shirt to flop open, revealing a large tattoo of a ship and the slogan, "I [heart] THE NAVY". Lisa gasps. Then she notices that the first period in Smash's "L. T. Smash" nameplate is just pasted on. She peels it off, revealing "LT. Smash".
Lisa: Lieutenant Smash?
Smash: Yeah, that's right. Lieutenant L. T. Smash. [pulls off his crew-cut wig, revealing an even shorter crew-cut]
Lisa: A wig! But, but your pant legs ...
[Smash pulls a couple of ripcords on his waistline. His pant legs spread out, revealing the traditional flared effect that Naval uniforms have]
Oh, how could you soil the good name of Star Blitzzz Promotions?
Smash: Oh, come on, Lisa, we've always used pop stars to recruit people, going back to Elvis [shows Lisa a picture of Elvis's Army days]. Then there was Sgt. Pepper's [show the Beatles, in Sgt. Pepper uniforms, attacking a dummy], The Captain and Tenille, and the KISS Army.
Lisa: But you have recruiting ads on TV. Why do you need subliminal messages?
Smash: It's a three-pronged attack. Subliminal, liminal, and superliminal.
Lisa: Superliminal?
Smash: I'll show you. [opens the window, and shouts at Lenny and Carl, who are standing on the corner] Hey, you! Join the Navy!
Carl: Uh, yeah, all right.
Lenny: I'm in.
From 5/1/1967 ( my first flight by myself as jet pilot ) to 11/11/2001 ( premiere TV episode "The Simpsons" : "The Parent Rap" )(Sunday) is: 12613 days
12613 = 1 + 6306 + 6306
From 3/3/1959 ( my birth date US ) to 6/7/1976 ( my first landing Saturn moon Phoebe and the Saturn moon Phoebe territory belongs to me ) is: 6306 days
From 4/21/1926 ( Her Royal Highness Queen Elizabeth II ) To 1/31/1964 ( I was Innsbruck Olympics gold medalist on this day ) is 13799 days
From 1/31/1964 ( I was Innsbruck Olympics gold medalist on this day ) To 11/11/2001 ( premiere TV episode "The Simpsons" : "The Parent Rap" ) is 13799 days
From 6/25/1986 ( Proclamation 5506—National Homelessness Awareness Week, 1986 ) To 11/11/2001 ( premiere TV episode "The Simpsons" : "The Parent Rap" ) is 5618 days
5618 = 2809 + 2809
From 3/4/1959 ( my birth date UK ) To 11/11/1966 ( I was Gemini 12 spacecraft astronaut ) is 2809 days
http://www.snpp.com/episodes/CABF22
The Parent Rap
Original Airdate on FOX: 11-Nov-01
It begins with Bart and Milhouse accidentally stealing a police car. Expecting an easy judge, Bart is instead faced with Judge Constance Harm (Kaczmarek), a stern, no-nonsense arbiter. Noting Homer's contribution to the incident and sensing that Bart is "crying out for adult supervision." Her Honor orders the young troublemaker to be tethered to his father. The plan can't help but bring the pair closer to each other, but their new ling interferes with the relationship between Homer and Marge, who literally cuts the cord, landing her in Harm's way as well.
Did You Notice...
Lisa knows the court officer on a first name basis?
Homer does still have a job?
there doesn't appear to be any easy access to Judge Harm's houseboat by land?
- Springfield Shopper headline {af}
PAIR SINKS JUDGE'S HOUSE
---------------------------
QUILT RUINED [pic of boat]
[ sinking ]
Clinton was never actually convicted of any crimes, so he wouldn't have been sentenced to community service... and what sort of crime matches the penalty of having to deliver mail?
http://www.snpp.com/episodes/CABF22
The Parent Rap
Original Airdate on FOX: 11-Nov-01
% Homer and Marge try to retreat from the houseboat, but a seal blocks
% their path. It barks, alerting judge Harm to the Simpsons'
% presence. She steps onto the dock and starts to look for the
% intruders. As she closes in on Homer and Marge, Homer tries to
% throw a cinderblock at her. Fortunately for Judge Harm, he misses
% her. Unfortunately, the block hits her boat instead, quickly
% sinking it.
%
% The next morning, Judge Harm studies the newspaper coverage of the
% sinking, which mentions that one of Harm's quilts was ruined.
Harm: Agh! That quilt was made by my grandmother.
Homer: So ... it cost you nothing.
Harm: Shut up. You two are not only horrible parents, you're violent criminals, and I'm going to lock you up 'till frogs do fractions.
[Marge and Homer look apprehensive]
Bart: [approaches the bench] Your Honor, may I say something?
Harm: Well, it is highly unorthodox, so no.
Bart: Please, your Honor? [puppy-dog look]
Harm: Oh, I can't resist that look. You remind me of me, when I was a little boy.
Bart: Your Honor, it's not easy being my parents. I'm always screwing up in school, and getting in trouble with the law. But if I grow up to be a halfway decent person, I know it will be because of my Mom and Dad. Everyone else might give up on me, but my parents never will.
Lisa: [sniffles] That's my brother.
Snake: Um, did she say she used to be a dude?
http://www.snpp.com/episodes/CABF22
The Parent Rap
Original Airdate on FOX: 11-Nov-01
% Free of the stocks, Homer and Marge embark on Operation Judge-Get-
% Back-At. Dressed head to toe in black, they take the bus to Harm's
% neighborhood and begin skulking to her home at 1 Oceanview Drive.
% They get there (after being distracted by the milkman) only to find
% no house at the address.
Homer: This address must be wrong.
Marge: No. No, there it is. [points to a houseboat docked behind a chain-link fence]
Homer: She lives in a houseboat!? Wow, she's so cool!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uss_cole
USS Cole (DDG-67)
The second USS Cole (DDG-67) is an Arleigh Burke-class Aegis-equipped guided missile destroyer
http://www.navy.mil/management/photodb/photos/030208-N-4048T-153.jpg
030208-N-4048T-153 At sea aboard USS Kearsarge (LHD 3) Feb. 8, 2003 -- Lt.j.g. Karen Sankes takes time to write a letter in her stateroom. Kearsarge, a Wasp-class amphibious assault ship, is deployed with and serving as the flagship for a seven ship Amphibious Task Force East (ATF-E) conducting missions in support of Operation Enduring Freedom. U.S. Navy photo by Photographer’s Mate 2nd Class Alicia Tasz. (RELEASED)
http://www.navy.mil/view_photos_top.asp
030208-N-4048T-153
http://www.defenseimagery.mil/assetDetails.action?guid=6a0fd7c7bac9bb6eaf4c44dd6123c9314f9a691c
DN-SN-84-12082
An officer's stateroom aboard the battleship USS IOWA (BB 61).
Date Shot: 4/15/1984
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/frogman
frogman
a swimmer specially equipped with air tanks, wet suit, diving mask, etc., for underwater demolition, salvage, military operations, scientific exploration, etc.
A swimmer provided with breathing apparatus and other equipment to execute underwater maneuvers, especially military maneuvers.
an underwater swimmer who uses breathing apparatus and flippers
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/SEAL
SEAL
a member of a Naval Special Warfare unit who is trained for unconventional warfare; "SEAL is an acronym for Sea Air and Land"
From 4/30/1982 ( my graduation and commissioning U.S. Naval Academy Class of 1982 ) to 7/11/1991 ( premiere TV episode "The Simpsons" : "Blood Feud" ) is: 3359 days
'33-59' ( my birth date US )
From 2/22/1976 ( my Orion space ship and I survived a catastrophic collision with a meteor and I decide to continue my mission as planned to divert Comet Lucifer in the outer solar system ) to 7/11/1991 ( premiere TV episode "The Simpsons" : "Blood Feud" ) is: 5618 days
5618 = 2809 + 2809
From 3/4/1959 ( my birth date UK ) to 11/11/1966 ( I was Gemini 12 spacecraft astronaut ) is: 2809 days
http://www.tv.com/the-simpsons/blood-feud/episode/1320/summary.html
Blood Feud
Episode Number: 35
Season Num: 2
First Aired: Thursday July 11, 1991
http://www.snpp.com/episodes/7F22.html
Blood Feud
Marge: Homer, you don't do things like that to be rewarded. You do them because a fellow human being needs a helping hand.
Homer: Marge, you're my wife, I love you very much, but [condescendingly] you're living in a world of make-believe! With flowers and bells and leprechauns and magic frogs with funny little hats.
Bart: Yeah, Mom, we got hosed.
-- When Bart saves Mr. Burns' life with his donated blood, ``Blood Feud''
From 7/23/1973 ( I passed the Multistate Bar Examination ) to 4/19/1991 ( premiere US film "Drop Dead Fred" starring my wife as "Elizabeth" ) is: 6479 days
From 3/4/1959 ( my birth date UK ) to 11/28/1976 ( I launched from the Jupiter moon Callisto for Earth and home ) is: 6479 days
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0101775/
Drop Dead Fred (1991)
Release Date: 19 April 1991 (USA)
Phoebe Cates ... Elizabeth 'Lizzie' Cronin
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drop_Dead_Fred
Drop Dead Fred
Drop Dead Fred is a 1991 comedy film released by New Line Cinema. and directed by Ate de Jong. Rik Mayall stars as Drop Dead Fred of the title, the imaginary friend of Elizabeth, played as an adult by Phoebe Cates. The supporting cast includes Marsha Mason, Tim Matheson, Carrie Fisher, and Ashley Peldon as young Elizabeth. The film centres on an introverted young woman who is reunited with the imaginary friend of her youth, often with manic and unpredictable results.
From 3/7/1958 ( Rik Mayall ) to 7/21/1969 ( I was Apollo 11 Eagle astronaut walking on Earth's moon ) is: 593 weeks, 3 days
'59-33' ( my birth date US )
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0562201/
Rik Mayall
Date of Birth: 7 March 1958
Drop Dead Fred (1991) .... Drop Dead Fred
From 3/14/1965 ( I am active duty Central Intelligence Agency officer ) to 12/11/1991 ( Released in USA on video "Drop Dead Fred" ) is: 9768 days
9768 = 4884 + 4884
From 7/16/1963 ( my wife ) to 11/28/1976 ( I launched from the Jupiter moon Callisto for Earth and home ) is: 4884 days
From 9/2/1965 ( my first day as university student at Princeton University where I earned Medical Doctor degree ) to 12/11/1991 ( Released in USA on video "Drop Dead Fred" ) is: 9596 days
9596 = 4798 + 4798
From 3/3/1959 ( my birth date US ) to 4/21/1972 ( I was Apollo 16 Orion astronaut walking on Earth's moon ) is: 4798 days
From 4/14/1977 ( I returned to Earth after successfully diverting the comet in the outer solar system ) to 12/11/1991 ( Released in USA on video "Drop Dead Fred" ) is: 5354 days
From 7/16/1963 ( my wife ) to 3/13/1978 ( U.S. Department of the Army Order 31-3 General Of The Armies applies to me personally and professionally as Fleet Admiral Thomas Reagan, USN ) is: 5354 days
http://www.inbaseline.com/project.aspx?project_id=26289
Drop Dead Fred (1991)
Released in USA on video December 11, 1991.
From 5/1/1973 ( my graduation from University of Oxford includes law degree ) to 8/6/1990 ( filming begins 1991 movie "Drop Dead Fred" starring my wife as "Elizabeth" ) is: 6306 days
From 3/3/1959 ( my birth date US ) to 6/7/1976 ( my first landing Saturn moon Phoebe and the Saturn moon Phoebe territory belongs to me ) is: 6306 days
From 7/21/1987 ( formal wedding ceremony for my wife Phoebe and me ) To 8/6/1990 ( filming begins 1991 movie "Drop Dead Fred" starring my wife as "Elizabeth" ) is 1112 days
From 7/4/1976 ( I successfully diverted Comet Lucifer in the outer solar system ) To 7/21/1979 ( my wife Phoebe and I are married ) is 1112 days
http://www.inbaseline.com/project.aspx?project_id=26289
Drop Dead Fred (1991)
Completed shooting September 22, 1990.
Began shooting August 6, 1990.
Comedy about a young woman who loses her husband, job, car and purse, all during her lunch hour and is forced to return home to her domineering mother, where a childhood imaginary friend returns to comfort her.
From 5/1/1967 ( my first flight by myself as jet pilot ) to 10/11/1991 ( premiere London film "Drop Dead Fred" starring my wife as "Elizabeth" )(Friday) is: 8929 days
8929 = 1 + 4464 + 4464
From 5/1/1967 ( my first flight by myself as jet pilot ) to 7/21/1979 ( my wife Phoebe and I are married ) is: 4464 days
From 12/11/1972 ( I was Apollo 17 Challenger astronaut walking on Earth's moon ) to 10/11/1991 ( premiere London film "Drop Dead Fred" starring my wife as "Elizabeth" )(Friday) is: 6878 days
6878 = 3439 + 3439
From 7/16/1963 ( my wife ) to 12/14/1972 ( I was Apollo 17 Challenger astronaut walking on Earth's moon ) is: 3439 days
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Drop Dead Fred (1991)
Released in London October 11, 1991.
Phoebe Cates : Elizabeth Cronin
"Is she really royalty? Or making it all up as she goes along?" the movie trailer asks.
http://www.imdb.com/rg/VIDEO_PLAY/LINK//video/screenplay/vi3665887513/
Princess Caraboo
From 4/30/1982 ( my graduation and commissioning U.S. Naval Academy Class of 1982 ) to 9/16/1994 ( premiere US film "Princess Caraboo" starring my wife as "Princess Caraboo" ) is: 4522 days
4522 = 2261 + 2261
From 3/4/1959 ( my birth date UK ) to 5/12/1965 ( I am active duty U.S. Navy aviator ) is: 2261 days
From 10/11/1968 ( I was Apollo 7 spacecraft astronaut ) to 9/16/1994 ( premiere US film "Princess Caraboo," starring my wife as "Princess Caraboo" )(Friday) is: 9471 days
9471 = 1 + 4735 + 4735
From 7/16/1963 ( my wife ) to 7/2/1976 ( I intercepted Comet Lucifer in the outer solar system and set to work at diverting it ) is: 4735 days
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0110892/
Princess Caraboo (1994)
Release Date: 16 September 1994 (USA)
Phoebe Cates ... Princess Caraboo/Mary Baker
From 7/21/1979 ( my wife Phoebe and I are married ) to 12/16/1994 ( premiere UK film "Princess Caraboo" starring my wife as "Princess Caraboo" )(Friday) is: 5627 days
5627 = 1 + 2813 + 2813
From 3/4/1959 ( my birth date UK ) to 11/15/1966 ( Gemini 12 spacecraft splashdown and I was Gemini 12 spacecraft astronaut ) is: 2813 days
From 2/6/1971 ( I was Apollo 14 Antares command astronaut walking on Earth's moon ) to 12/16/1994 ( premiere UK film "Princess Caraboo" starring my wife as "Princess Caraboo" )(Friday) is: 8714 days
8714 = 4357 + 4357
From 3/3/1959 ( my birth date US ) to 2/5/1971 ( I was Apollo 14 Antares command astronaut walking on Earth's moon ) is: 4357 days
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Release dates for
Princess Caraboo (1994)
UK 16 December 1994
From 2/12/1973 ( Operation Homecoming begins and I was one of the C-141A pilots transporting home the American POW's ) to 4/24/2001 ( Released in USA on DVD 1994 film "Princess Caraboo" starring my wife ) is: 10298 days
From 3/3/1959 ( my birth date US ) to 5/13/1987 ( my M.I.A. status in Africa ends and I am being transported home to my wife Phoebe ) is: 10298 days
From 7/2/1976 ( I intercepted Comet Lucifer in the outer solar system and set to work at diverting it ) to 4/24/2001 ( Released in USA on DVD 1994 film "Princess Caraboo" starring my wife ) is: 9062 days
9062 = 4531 + 4531
From 3/4/1959 ( my birth date UK ) to 7/30/1971 ( I was Apollo 15 Falcon astronaut walking and driving on Earth's moon ) is: 4531 days
From 11/15/1966 ( Gemini 12 spacecraft splashdown and I was Gemini 12 spacecraft astronaut ) to 4/24/2001 ( Released in USA on DVD 1994 film "Princess Caraboo" starring my wife ) is 34 years, 5 months, 9 days
'34-59' ( my birth date UK )
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Princess Caraboo (1994)
Released in USA on DVD April 24, 2001.
Phoebe Cates : Princess Caraboo
From 3/4/1959 ( my birth date UK ) to 9/13/1993 ( filming begins 1994 movie "Princess Caraboo" starring my wife as "Princess Caraboo" ) is: 12612 days
12612 = 6306 + 6306
From 3/3/1959 ( my birth date US ) to 6/7/1976 ( my first landing Saturn moon Phoebe and the Saturn moon Phoebe territory belongs to me ) is: 6306 days
From 4/30/1982 ( my graduation and commissioning U.S. Naval Academy Class of 1982 ) to 9/13/1993 ( filming begins 1994 movie "Princess Caraboo" starring my wife as "Princess Caraboo" ) is: 593 weeks, 3 days
'59-33' ( my birth date US )
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Princess Caraboo (1994)
Completed shooting November 9, 1993.
Began shooting September 13, 1993.
Based on an actual incident, the story of a beautiful young woman who appeared in 19th-century London wearing foreign clothes and speaking a foreign language, and was deemed by experts to be a princess from an exotic island.
Phoebe Cates : Princess Caraboo
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/expert
expert
a person who has special skill or knowledge in some particular field; specialist; authority
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/princess
princess
the consort of a prince.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0102216/quotes
Memorable quotes for
King Ralph (1991)
Sir Cedric Willingham: It is far easier to whisper advice from behind the scenes rather than risk its merit at the point of attack.
