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The Simpsons (Repeat)
618 FXXPHD: Thursday, September 1 8:00 PM [ 8:00 PM Thursday 01 September 2016 Pacific Time USA ]
Sitcom, Animated
Grandpa vs. Sexual Inadequacy
Grandpa's passion potion becomes a hit after it works wonders for Marge and Homer's drab sex life.
Cast: Dan Castellaneta, Julie Kavner, Nancy Cartwright, Yeardley Smith, Harry Shearer, Hank Azaria Executive Producer(s): James L. Brooks, Matt Groening, David Mirkin
Original Air Date: Dec 04, 1994
http://www.tv.com/shows/pursuit-of-happiness-1987/the-arrival-869384/
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Pursuit of Happiness (1987) Season 1 Episode 1
The Arrival
Aired Friday 9:30 PM Oct 30, 1987 on ABC
Prof. David Hanley arrives in Philadelpia after touring the country. He begins his assistant professorship and meets one of his idols.
AIRED: 10/30/87
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Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy [ The Simpsons ]
Original airdate in N.A.: 4-Dec-94
A TV screen displays "Thou$and Dollar Movie".
Announcer: We now return to the 1971 film, "Good-Time Slim, Uncle Doobie, and the Great 'Frisco Freak-Out", starring Troy McClure.
[a multicolored VW bug is chased by police]
Man: Slim, if we've got the bag with the stolen diamonds, then what happened to the bag with our stash?
Slim: There's more than one way to get high, baby.
From 10/22/1913 ( the Princeton University Graduate College was dedicated ) To 12/25/1971 ( George Walker Bush the purveyor of illegal drugs strictly for his personal profit including the trafficking of massive amounts of cocaine into the United States confined to federal prison in Mexico for illegally smuggling narcotics in Mexico ) is 21248 days
21248 = 10624 + 10624
From 11/2/1965 ( my birth date in Antlers Oklahoma USA and my birthdate as the known official United States Marshal Kerry Wayne Burgess and active duty United States Marine Corps officer ) To 12/4/1994 is 10624 days
From 3/24/1970 ( George Walker Bush was never a pilot qualified or even capable of controlled flight in any jet aircraft of any branch of the United States of America military ) To 12/4/1994 is 9021 days
From 11/2/1965 ( my birth date in Antlers Oklahoma USA and my birthdate as the known official United States Marshal Kerry Wayne Burgess and active duty United States Marine Corps officer ) To 7/15/1990 is 9021 days
From 5/27/1968 ( United States Title 18 Treason - the fraudulent enlistment by George Walker Bush in the Texas Air National Guard ) To 12/4/1994 is 9687 days
From 11/2/1965 ( my birth date in Antlers Oklahoma USA and my birthdate as the known official United States Marshal Kerry Wayne Burgess and active duty United States Marine Corps officer ) To 5/11/1992 is 9687 days
From 10/30/1987 ( premiere US TV series "Pursuit of Happiness" ) To 12/4/1994 is 2592 days
2592 = 1296 + 1296
From 11/2/1965 ( my birth date in Antlers Oklahoma USA and my birthdate as the known official United States Marshal Kerry Wayne Burgess and active duty United States Marine Corps officer ) To 5/21/1969 ( the Princeton University doctor of medicine degree graduation of my biological brother Dr Thomas Reagan MD ) is 1296 days
From 3/16/1991 ( my first successful major test of my ultraspace matter transportation device as Kerry Wayne Burgess the successful Ph.D. graduate Columbia South Carolina ) To 12/4/1994 is 1359 days
From 11/2/1965 ( my birth date in Antlers Oklahoma USA and my birthdate as the known official United States Marshal Kerry Wayne Burgess and active duty United States Marine Corps officer ) To 7/23/1969 is 1359 days
http://www.tv.com/shows/the-simpsons/grampa-vs-sexual-inadequacy-1398/
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The Simpsons Season 6 Episode 10
Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy
Aired Sunday 8:00 PM Dec 04, 1994 on FOX
AIRED: 12/4/94
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The 10-year-old who helped Apollo 11, 40 years later
updated 10:52 a.m. EDT, Mon July 20, 2009
By Rachel Rodriguez
CNN
(CNN) -- On July 23, 1969, as Apollo 11 hurtled back towards Earth, there was a problem -- a problem only a kid could solve.
It sounds like something out of a movie, but that's what it came down to as Apollo 11 sped back towards Earth after landing on the moon in 1969.
It was around 10:00 at night on July 23, and 10-year-old Greg Force was at home with his mom and three brothers. His father, Charles Force, was at work. Charles Force was the director of the NASA tracking station in Guam, where the family was living.
The Guam tracking station was to play a critical role in the return of Apollo 11 to Earth. A powerful antenna there connected NASA communications with Apollo 11, and the antenna was the only way for NASA to make its last communications with the astronauts before splashdown. But at the last minute on that night, a bearing in the antenna failed, rendering it nearly useless.
To properly replace the bearing would have required dismantling the entire antenna, and there was simply no time. So Charles Force thought of a creative solution: If he could get more grease around the failed bearing, it would probably be fine. The only problem was, nobody at the station had an arm small enough to actually reach in through the two-and-a-half inch opening and pack grease around the bearing.
And that's when Greg was called in to save the day. Charles Force sent someone out to his home to pick up Greg. Once at the tracking station, Greg reached into the tiny hole and packed grease around the failed bearing. It worked, and the station was able to successfully complete its communications role in the mission. Apollo 11 splashed down safely the next day.
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THE GRADUATE SCHOOL
PRINCETON
Graduate College History
The Princeton University Graduate College was dedicated on October 22, 1913. Designed by Ralph Adams Cram in close collaboration with the first dean of the Graduate School, Andrew Fleming West, this imposing group of connected Gothic buildings was the first residential college in America devoted solely to postgraduate liberal studies. (In Princeton usage, "Graduate College" refers to the residential and dining halls, "Graduate School" to the program of instruction.)
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From Immediate Release
spl to The Houston Post
and The Houston Chronicle
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147th Combat Crew Training Group
Texas Air National Guard
Houston, Texas 77034
Ellington AFB, Tex., March 24, 1970---George Walker Bush is one member of the younger generation who doesn't get his kicks from pot or hashish or speed. Oh, he gets high, all right, but not from narcotics
After his solo, a milestone in the career of any fighter pilot, Lt. Bush couldn't find enough words to adequately express the feeling of solo flight.
Lt. Bush is the son of U.S Representative George Bush, who is a candidate for the U.S. Senate seat of Senator Ralph Yarborough.
http://articles.latimes.com/1990-07-16/news/mn-119_1_independent-counsel
Los Angeles Times
No Crime Linked to Neil Bush, Thornburgh Says : S&Ls: He leaves open the possibility of an independent counsel to see if regulators have missed criminal behavior in the thrift scandal.
July 16, 1990 PAUL HOUSTON TIMES STAFF WRITER
WASHINGTON — Atty. Gen. Dick Thornburgh said Sunday that he is unaware of any criminal wrongdoing by Neil Bush, the President's son, in the collapse of a Denver savings and loan.
Although federal regulators have charged Bush with civil violations of banking regulations in his role as a director of the thrift, they have not asked the Justice Department to investigate possible criminal misconduct, Thornburgh said in a television interview.
Until now, regulators had refused to say whether Bush was among five cases referred to the Justice Department since 1986 for potential criminal prosecution in the failure of Silverado Banking, Savings & Loan Assn.
Bush's involvement in the savings and loan debacle has exploded into a major election-year controversy. Democrats are seeking to use it to tie the Bush Administration more closely to the scandal. Republicans, meanwhile, are suggesting that the Democratic-controlled Congress is primarily responsible for causing the mess.
Federal regulators have accused Bush of failing to disclose his business ties with two developers who were big borrowers at Silverado and eventually defaulted on $106 million in loans. Bush has denied any wrongdoing in Silverado's collapse, which will cost taxpayers an estimated $1 billion.
Thornburgh, appearing on ABC-TV's "This Week with David Brinkley," noted that conflict-of-interest charges filed against Bush by the Office of Thrift Supervision involved civil liability or failure to comply with regulatory requirements.
"I'm not aware of any evidence or any allegation from a credible source that Neil Bush has participated in any criminal activity," the attorney general said.
Thornburgh left open the possibility of seeking the appointment of an independent counsel to determine if thrift regulators have overlooked criminal behavior.
Generally, Thornburgh said, he cannot ask the court for such an appointment unless "a credible source," such as a regulatory agency or a congressional group, formally alleges a crime. However, he added, he can seek an independent counsel on his own if he believes that he has a "political conflict of interest" in the matter.
"We will address both those questions at the proper time," he said.
Rep. Patricia Schroeder (D-Colo.) is trying to round up the required number of signatures on a letter to Thornburgh requesting the appointment of an independent counsel to investigate the President's son. She sent such a letter Friday, alleging bank fraud and a number of other crimes by Bush, but one of the signers--Rep. Edward F. Feighan (D-Ohio)--withdrew his name.
That left Schroeder one short of the number she needs for a valid request. Under a 1978 law, Congress can force the Justice Department to take a preliminary, 90-day look at the need for an independent counsel if a majority of either the Democratic or Republican members of the House or Senate Judiciary committees sign a letter. For Schroeder, the magic number is 12.
Feighan did not give a reason for withdrawing his signature. There were reports that he was pressured by House Democratic leaders who are wary of Republican retaliation against Democratic legislators who have accepted political contributions from thrift executives and in some cases intervened with regulators.
Such reports of pressure are incorrect, said an aide to House Speaker Thomas S. Foley (D-Wash.).
Schroeder, appearing with House Republican Whip Newt Gingrich (R-Ga.) on CBS-TV's "Face the Nation," said that she would hate to think Republicans are trying to cut a deal with Democrats to drop demands for special prosecutors, "putting bipartisan perfume over the stench."
The comment set off Gingrich, who sought to tie Democrats to the savings and loan scandals in a heated attack that was probably a forerunner of nasty exchanges in many congressional campaigns this year.
Gingrich noted that "an extraordinarily powerful man," Senate Democratic Whip Alan Cranston of California, solicited $800,000 in contributions from Charles H. Keating Jr., owner of failed Lincoln Savings & Loan of Irvine, and intervened with regulators on Keating's behalf.
"Do you think he ought to have a special independent counsel?" Gingrich asked.
"Newt," Schroeder said, "I honestly believe there doesn't appear to be a conflict of interest between a Republican attorney general investigating Democratic senators. Now, if Thornburgh doesn't have the guts to do that, then yes, there should be one."
Cranston and four other senators who received donations from Keating--Dennis DeConcini (D-Ariz.), Donald W. Riegle Jr. (D-Mich.), John Glenn (D-Ohio) and John McCain (R-Ariz.)--are being investigated by the Senate Ethics Committee.
In a related development, two top regulators served up a gloomy warning Sunday for already-struggling thrifts and banks in the event of a serious economic downturn.
David Cooke, executive director of the new agency that is seizing failed thrifts and selling off assets, declared that another 200 institutions could fail in a recession, costing taxpayers another $200 billion in depositor bail-out costs--more than doubling the cost of the crisis.
Cooke, head of the Resolution Trust Corp., also spoke on the Brinkley program.
L. William Seidman, chairman of the Federal Deposit Insurance Corp., said on "Face the Nation" that "a long and deep recession" would create a crisis in the banking industry similar to the current S&L debacle.
Seidman said that the bank deposit insurance fund is at an all-time low, with a balance of only $12 billion. "We can handle anything we can foresee right now," he said. "But if things come along, major failures that we're not able to foresee at this time, that would be another story."
http://articles.latimes.com/1990-07-16/news/mn-122_1_review-panel
Los Angeles Times
Bush May Name Panel of Experts to Look Into Glitches at NASA
July 16, 1990 from United Press International
WASHINGTON — President Bush is considering the appointment of an independent commission to review NASA operations in the wake of problems that have shaken confidence in the nation's space program, Administration officials said.
Officials said Sunday Bush may decide this week to name a panel of experts to conduct a broad assessment of NASA programs, one of several options pursued in recent days by Vice President Dan Quayle, chairman of the National Space Council.
Among the spate of embarrassing revelations from the National Aeronautics and Space Administration in the past month: The Hubble Space Telescope, touted as a revolutionary new eye on the universe, turns out to be near-sighted. Days later, the space shuttle fleet, the centerpiece of the U.S. space program, is grounded by an elusive fuel leak.
At the same time, reports indicate the space station Freedom, envisioned as leading space exploration into the next century, may be too heavy and need too many repairs to be feasible.
Regarding the appointment of a review panel, one Administration official said: "To the degree that a shuttle screw-up or the Hubble failure undermines public confidence in the program doesn't help, but it's not the main focus."
The White House could provide no timetable for a decision by Bush on steps to address the concerns.
Officials acknowledged the proposal for an independent review was prompted in part by worries about funding prospects on Capitol Hill at a time when Bush is urging Congress to back projects estimated to cost upward of $300 billion.
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Los Angeles Times
NATION : Quayle Seeks Panel on NASA
July 16, 1990 From Times Wire Services
WASHINGTON — Vice President Dan Quayle announced today that he has asked NASA Administrator Richard Truly to form an independent task force to consider "the future long-term direction" of the troubled space program.
In a written statement, David Beckwith, Quayle's press secretary, also said that "contrary to some published reports, there is no White House investigation of NASA."
The vice president "is looking forward to the resumption" of the space shuttle program, which has been grounded since May by a fuel leak, he said.
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The Boston Globe
Bush fell short on duty at Guard
Records show pledges unmet
September 8, 2004
This article was reported by the Globe Spotlight Team -- reporters Stephen Kurkjian, Francie Latour, Sacha Pfeiffer, and Michael Rezendes, and editor Walter V. Robinson. It was written by Robinson.
In February, when the White House made public hundreds of pages of President Bush's military records, White House officials repeatedly insisted that the records prove that Bush fulfilled his military commitment in the Texas Air National Guard during the Vietnam War.
But Bush fell well short of meeting his military obligation, a Globe reexamination of the records shows: Twice during his Guard service -- first when he joined in May 1968, and again before he transferred out of his unit in mid-1973 to attend Harvard Business School -- Bush signed documents pledging to meet training commitments or face a punitive call-up to active duty.
He didn't meet the commitments, or face the punishment, the records show. The 1973 document has been overlooked in news media accounts. The 1968 document has received scant notice.
On July 30, 1973, shortly before he moved from Houston to Cambridge, Bush signed a document that declared, ''It is my responsibility to locate and be assigned to another Reserve forces unit or mobilization augmentation position. If I fail to do so, I am subject to involuntary order to active duty for up to 24 months. . . " Under Guard regulations, Bush had 60 days to locate a new unit.
But Bush never signed up with a Boston-area unit. In 1999, Bush spokesman Dan Bartlett told the Washington Post that Bush finished his six-year commitment at a Boston area Air Force Reserve unit after he left Houston. Not so, Bartlett now concedes. ''I must have misspoke," Bartlett, who is now the White House communications director, said in a recent interview.
And early in his Guard service, on May 27, 1968, Bush signed a ''statement of understanding" pledging to achieve ''satisfactory participation" that included attendance at 24 days of annual weekend duty -- usually involving two weekend days each month -- and 15 days of annual active duty. ''I understand that I may be ordered to active duty for a period not to exceed 24 months for unsatisfactory participation," the statement reads.
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Errant Satellite Twists Out of Shuttle's Grasp
May 11, 1992 ROBERT W. STEWART TIMES STAFF WRITER
HOUSTON — What had been a flawless maiden voyage for space shuttle Endeavour ran into serious trouble Sunday as astronauts attempting to snag a stranded $150-million communications satellite sent it spinning out of control.
"We've got to get away from this thing," Endeavour commander Daniel C. Brandenstein, 49, said after the first of four rescue attempts pushed the Intelsat 6 satellite into an uncontrollable, 52-degree wobble.
At the Johnson Space Center, officials of the National Aeronautics and Space Administration decided to abandon further efforts to rescue the satellite Sunday and tentatively said they will make another try today. Meanwhile, they ordered Brandenstein to slowly back Endeavour away from the wildly gyrating Intelsat and trail it from a distance of between 45 and 70 miles.
"Our plan is to be successful the next time we go to capture Intelsat," said Randy Stone, NASA operations director for the Endeavour mission. "Other than the exciting events of (Sunday) afternoon, the orbiter and the crew are in great shape."
At the Washington headquarters of the International Telecommunications Satellite Organization, which paid NASA $93 million for the rescue mission, flight controllers predicted that they could stabilize the satellite in time for a rescue attempt today.
"Yes, we are disappointed," said Pierre Madon, a vice president of the international communications consortium. But he added, "I'm quite sure this (Monday) will be a successful attempt."
Shuttle commander Brandenstein had confidence too. "We wish the home team had won today, but there's always tomorrow," he said.
The rescue failure appeared to be a serious setback for NASA, which had billed the Endeavour voyage in part as a demonstration of the need for using human beings in space exploration.
The mission went awry just before 3 p.m. PDT, when astronaut Pierre J. Thuot, a Navy commander, made his first try at grabbing the 17-foot tall, 8,960-pound satellite. The attempt came as the Endeavour and the Intelsat 6 streaked over Central Africa at 17,500 miles an hour.
Tethered to the shuttle's mobile robot arm, Thuot, 36, reached for the bottom of the slowly rotating satellite with a specially built 15-foot-long "capture bar." But Thuot failed to secure the bar to the satellite and instead appeared to push its right side into a yaw.
"Oh, man," Thuot said, "I hardly touched it."
Over the next hour, three subsequent passes at the wobbling satellite also failed. At one point, astronaut Bruce E. Melnick, 42, working inside the shuttle at the controls of the robot arm, attempted to guide Thuot back under the Intelsat 6. During the maneuver, one of the astronauts on board the shuttle shouted a warning to Thuot: "Pierre, get out of there!"
The astronauts had been trying to pull the satellite inside the shuttle's cargo bay, where they were to hitch it to a frame that houses a new 23,000-pound, solid-fuel rocket motor. The new motor is intended to boost the satellite out of its low Earth orbit so that it can be used to transmit telephone and television signals.
Stone, the mission operations director, said it does not appear that Thuot damaged the satellite during the rescue attempt. "We don't know everything that happened, but I don't expect we did any damage to the (Intelsat)," Stone said. "We'll just have to wait and see."
Stone said NASA engineers planned to work overnight, reviewing videotape of the failed rescue attempts and questioning the astronauts about what went wrong.
"It's just a very difficult thing when you're dealing with a great big piece of equipment and a long bar to get everything lined up," Stone said.
The complex rescue operation, which began at 1:42 p.m. PDT, 225 miles over Australia, was to have been completed in just over five hours.
The Intelsat 6, which is scheduled to beam video of the 1992 Summer Olympics around the world, was stranded in its useless low orbit in March, 1990, when the commercial Titan rocket that carried it aloft malfunctioned.
In addition to the money it gave to NASA, Intelsat spent $50 million on the new rocket motor that the Endeavour astronauts were to have clamped onto the bottom of the communications satellite.
Intelsat controllers had been scheduled to fire the rocket motor Monday, which would have propelled the satellite into an elliptical orbit that would have pushed it as far as 51,750 miles away from the Earth. Eventually, the satellite was supposed to settle into a geosynchronous orbit--in effect, a stationary orbit--22,300 nautical miles (25,650 statute miles) over the Atlantic Ocean.
If it is eventually successful, the rescue would mark the first time that astronauts had saved a satellite by delivering a new rocket motor and attaching it in space.
The complex ballet that brought the 172,000-pound, 123-foot-long Endeavour and the Intelsat 6 together in space began at 4:40 p.m. PDT Thursday, when the new shuttle roared off on its maiden voyage from launch pad 39-B at the Kennedy Space Center in Florida.
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Errant Satellite Twists Out of Shuttle's Grasp
May 11, 1992 ROBERT W. STEWART TIMES STAFF WRITER
Named after the ship that was the first command of Capt. James Cook, the 18th-Century British explorer, the $2-billion Endeavour was built by Rockwell International Corp. in Palmdale, Calif., to replace space shuttle Challenger. The Challenger was destroyed on Jan. 28, 1986, in an explosion that killed its seven crew members and stalled the Americans-in-space program for more than two years.
On Friday, Intelsat flight controllers at the consortium's headquarters in Washington fired thrusters that began lowering the satellite's orbit from 350 miles to the 225-mile altitude where it linked up with the shuttle.
They also slowed the spin of the satellite from 11 to less than 1 revolution per minute to allow Thuot to safely wrestle the satellite to a stop. Spinning the satellite helps maintain its stability in space, and reducing the spin increases the chance of yawing.
As the Intelsat team worked in Washington, the Endeavour crew and NASA flight officers at the Johnson Space Center in Houston began executing a series of shuttle thruster "burns" that brought the shuttle's orbit into phase with the satellite's flight path.
Endeavour closed in on the errant satellite shortly after 1:30 p.m. PDT as Thuot and astronaut Richard J. Hieb, 36, prepared for the first of the mission's record three space walks.
At the same time, Intelsat controllers "safed" the satellite--locking its steering jets to prevent any errant thruster commands from Intelsat ground stations that could spell disaster for the rescue team.
At 1:42 p.m. PDT Thuot and Hieb emerged from the shuttle's air lock into the cargo bay, where they began to unpack tools needed for the rescue.
Working from the shuttle's aft cockpit, Endeavour commander Brandenstein took manual control of the shuttle's thrusters as the spacecraft came abreast of the satellite, flying about 2,500 feet below the target.
Brandenstein slowly pulled the shuttle up in front of the satellite, with the shuttle's tail pointed toward the Earth. The maneuver aligned the open shuttle cargo bay with the bottom of the Intelsat 6.
Thuot then tethered himself to the shuttle's movable robot arm, visible on the ground through the cargo bay's television cameras, and the problems began.
The mission's other two scheduled spacewalks were to have taken place today and Tuesday, when astronauts were to have practiced techniques to be used on future missions to repair the flawed Hubble space telescope and to assemble the planned space station Freedom.
Space Rescue Planned The first flight of the new space shuttle Endeavour included an ambitious attempt to rescue the Intelsat 6 communications satellite, marooned in a low orbit since 1990. 1. Endeavour approaches Intelsat 6. Both spacecraft are moving at 17,500 m.p.h. relativeto Earth, but slowly relative to each other. 2. Astroaut Pierre J. Thuot clamps a control bar to the satallite so he can halt its rotation. 3. Astronauts mate the satallite to its new rocket motor and prepare it for ejection into space. Trapped in a useless orbit When it was launched in 1990, a booster failure marooned Intelsat 6 in a low orbit. The rocket attached by Endeavour's crew will loft the satallite into a temporary orbit almost a quarter on the way to the moon. Finally, over a period of months, Intelsat 6 will be lowered into its correct, 22,300-mile-high orbit. Source: NASA
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The Simpsons Season 6 Episode 10
Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy
Aired Sunday 8:00 PM Dec 04, 1994 on FOX
Quotes
Grampa: (talking to a young Homer) You president? This is the greatest country in the world. We've got a whole system set up to keep people like you from ever becoming president. Quit your daydreaming melon head.
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Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy [ The Simpsons ]
Original airdate in N.A.: 4-Dec-94
Abe tosses the bottle out the window to Homer: "Drink it!" Homer does so, then twitches and smiles. He skids away home.
[Homer opens the door resolutely, then unplugs the TV]
[the kids, watching it, open their mouths]
Homer: [quickly] Kids! Here's $50, why not go to the movies, then take a cab to your aunts' house? Stay there, phone call you later. Now, now, now!
[sweeps Marge into his arms]
Marge: Whoa! Homey, what's --
Homer: Marge, I'll explain to you afterwards.
[carries her upstairs into bedroom, shuts door]
[a train goes into a tunnel]
[a rocket takes off]
[hot dogs are rolled along an assembly line]
[camera pulls back to show a movie screen; Bart, Lisa, and Maggie sit in the front row]
Lisa: What do you think Mom and Dad are doing right now?
From 1/14/1960 ( Dwight Eisenhower - Letter to T. Keith Glennan, Administrator, National Aeronautics and Space Administration, on High Thrust Space Vehicles ) To 5/12/1991 ( I was the winning race driver at the Formula One Monaco Grand Prix ) is 11441 days
From 11/2/1965 ( my birth date in Antlers Oklahoma USA and my birthdate as the known official United States Marshal Kerry Wayne Burgess and active duty United States Marine Corps officer ) To 2/28/1997 is 11441 days
From 1/9/1961 ( Dwight Eisenhower - Executive Order 10901 - Amendment of Executive Order 10501, Relating to Safeguarding Official Information in the Interests of the Defense of the United States ) To 5/7/1992 ( the first launch of the US space shuttle Endeavour orbiter vehicle mission STS-49 includes me Kerry Wayne Burgess the United States Marine Corps officer and United States STS-49 pilot astronaut ) is 11441 days
From 11/2/1965 ( my birth date in Antlers Oklahoma USA and my birthdate as the known official United States Marshal Kerry Wayne Burgess and active duty United States Marine Corps officer ) To 2/28/1997 is 11441 days
From 4/13/1943 ( Franklin Roosevelt - Address at the Dedication of the Thomas Jefferson Memorial, Washington, D.C. ) To 8/9/1974 ( Richard Nixon surrenders and abandons his illegal presence in the United States of America federal White House ) is 11441 days
From 11/2/1965 ( my birth date in Antlers Oklahoma USA and my birthdate as the known official United States Marshal Kerry Wayne Burgess and active duty United States Marine Corps officer ) To 2/28/1997 is 11441 days
From 9/20/1981 ( premiere US TV series pilot "Code Red" ) To 2/28/1997 is 5640 days
5640 = 2820 + 2820
From 11/2/1965 ( my birth date in Antlers Oklahoma USA and my birthdate as the known official United States Marshal Kerry Wayne Burgess and active duty United States Marine Corps officer ) To 7/23/1973 is 2820 days
[ See also: http://hvom.blogspot.com/2016/08/clinton.html ]
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Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy [ The Simpsons ]
Original airdate in N.A.: 4-Dec-94
Marge heads to the "Books on Tape" section.
Marge: This one's a good choice, and it's not too smutty. It's a book on tape by Paul Harvey, you know, that nice midwestern man on the radio who's like a pleasant version of Grampa?
Homer: Ooh! "Mr. and Mrs. Erotic American."
Lisa: Mom! Dad! Look, this biography of Peter Ueberroth is only 99c. And I found the new Al Gore book. [holds it up]
Marge: "Sane Planning, Sensible Tomorrow."
Lisa: Yeah, I hope it's as exciting as his other book, "Rational Thinking, Reasonable Future".
Bart: I'm getting this book on UFOs. ["Unidentified Flying Outrage!"] Did you know they're real, but there's a huge government conspiracy to cover it up?
Lisa: Oh, that's just a paranoid fantasy.
JOURNAL ARCHIVE: 10/31/07 3:03 AM
That's another reason these zombies are stalking me so much. They are looking for ways to terrorize.
[JOURNAL ARCHIVE 31 October 2007 excerpt ends]
- posted by H.V.O.M - Kerry Wayne Burgess 10:07 PM Pacific Time Spokane Valley Washington USA Thursday 01 September 2016
