Saturday, November 01, 2014
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay (2008)
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The Time Machine (2002)
Quotes
Mara: Why have you come here? Why have you traveled through time?
Alexander Hartdegen: To have a question answered.
Mara: A question?
Alexander Hartdegen: Yes. Why can't I change the past?
Mara: Why would you want to?
[a look of realization]
Mara: You've lost someone. Someone you loved very much.
From 9/4/1976 ( the unpublished true birthdate of Destiny's Child singer Beyonce Knowles ) To 4/25/2008 is 11556 days
From 11/2/1965 ( my birth date in Antlers Oklahoma USA and my birthdate as the known official Deputy United States Marshal Kerry Wayne Burgess and active duty United States Marine Corps officer ) To 6/23/1997 ( Bill Clinton - Statement on the Supreme Court Decision on Federal Funds for Educational Programs ) is 11556 days
From 9/4/1976 ( George Walker Bush the purveyor of illegal drugs strictly for his personal profit including the trafficking of massive amounts of cocaine into the United States arrested again by police in the United States ) To 4/25/2008 is 11556 days
From 11/2/1965 ( my birth date in Antlers Oklahoma USA and my birthdate as the known official Deputy United States Marshal Kerry Wayne Burgess and active duty United States Marine Corps officer ) To 6/23/1997 ( Bill Clinton - Statement on the Supreme Court Decision on Federal Funds for Educational Programs ) is 11556 days
From 12/25/1971 ( George Walker Bush the purveyor of illegal drugs strictly for his personal profit including the trafficking of massive amounts of cocaine into the United States confined to federal prison in Mexico for illegally smuggling narcotics in Mexico ) To 4/25/2008 is 13271 days
From 11/2/1965 ( my birth date in Antlers Oklahoma USA and my birthdate as the known official Deputy United States Marshal Kerry Wayne Burgess and active duty United States Marine Corps officer ) To 3/4/2002 ( premiere US film "The Time Machine" ) is 13271 days
From 1/11/1996 ( Bill Clinton - Address to the People of Bosnia ) To 4/25/2008 is 4488 days
4488 = 2244 + 2244
From 11/2/1965 ( my birth date in Antlers Oklahoma USA and my birthdate as the known official Deputy United States Marshal Kerry Wayne Burgess and active duty United States Marine Corps officer ) To 12/25/1971 ( George Walker Bush the purveyor of illegal drugs strictly for his personal profit including the trafficking of massive amounts of cocaine into the United States confined to federal prison in Mexico for illegally smuggling narcotics in Mexico ) is 2244 days
From 1/11/1996 ( Bill Clinton - Executive Order 12985 - Establishing the Armed Forces Service Medal ) To 4/25/2008 is 4488 days
4488 = 2244 + 2244
From 11/2/1965 ( my birth date in Antlers Oklahoma USA and my birthdate as the known official Deputy United States Marshal Kerry Wayne Burgess and active duty United States Marine Corps officer ) To 12/25/1971 ( George Walker Bush the purveyor of illegal drugs strictly for his personal profit including the trafficking of massive amounts of cocaine into the United States confined to federal prison in Mexico for illegally smuggling narcotics in Mexico ) is 2244 days
From 1/20/1950 ( premiere US film "Land of Tradition" ) To 4/25/2008 is 21280 days
21280 = 10640 + 10640
From 11/2/1965 ( my birth date in Antlers Oklahoma USA and my birthdate as the known official Deputy United States Marshal Kerry Wayne Burgess and active duty United States Marine Corps officer ) To 12/20/1994 ( in Bosnia as Kerry Wayne Burgess the United States Marine Corps captain this day is my United States Navy Cross medal date of record ) is 10640 days
From 6/13/2005 To 4/25/2008 is 1047 days
From 11/2/1965 ( my birth date in Antlers Oklahoma USA and my birthdate as the known official Deputy United States Marshal Kerry Wayne Burgess and active duty United States Marine Corps officer ) To 9/14/1968 ( premiere US TV series "The Bugs Bunny/Road Runner Hour" ) is 1047 days
From 5/28/1954 ( premiere US film "Dial M for Murder" ) To 11/18/1996 ( premiere US film "Star Trek: First Contact" ) is 15515 days
From 11/2/1965 ( my birth date in Antlers Oklahoma USA and my birthdate as the known official Deputy United States Marshal Kerry Wayne Burgess and active duty United States Marine Corps officer ) To 4/25/2008 is 15515 days
From 5/28/1954 ( premiere US film "Casper Genie" ) To 11/18/1996 ( premiere US film "Star Trek: First Contact" ) is 15515 days
From 11/2/1965 ( my birth date in Antlers Oklahoma USA and my birthdate as the known official Deputy United States Marshal Kerry Wayne Burgess and active duty United States Marine Corps officer ) To 4/25/2008 is 15515 days
From 3/16/1991 ( my first successful major test of my ultraspace matter transportation device as Kerry Wayne Burgess the successful Ph.D. graduate Columbia South Carolina ) To 4/25/2008 is 6250 days
From 11/2/1965 ( my birth date in Antlers Oklahoma USA and my birthdate as the known official Deputy United States Marshal Kerry Wayne Burgess and active duty United States Marine Corps officer ) To 12/13/1982 ( Ronald Reagan - Remarks on Signing the National Drunk and Drugged Driving Awareness Week Proclamation ) is 6250 days
From 11/20/1953 ( the Scott Crossfield Mach 2 flight ) To 4/25/2008 is 19880 days
19880 = 9940 + 9940
From 11/2/1965 ( my birth date in Antlers Oklahoma USA and my birthdate as the known official Deputy United States Marshal Kerry Wayne Burgess and active duty United States Marine Corps officer ) To 1/19/1993 ( in Asheville North Carolina as Deputy United States Marshal Kerry Wayne Burgess I was seriously wounded by gunfire when I returned fatal gunfire to a fugitive from United States federal justice who was another criminal sent by Bill Gates-Nazi-Microsoft-George Bush the cowardly violent criminal in another attempt to kill me the known official Deputy United States Marshal Kerry Wayne Burgess and active duty United States Marine Corps officer ) is 9940 days
From 1/19/1993 ( in Asheville North Carolina as Deputy United States Marshal Kerry Wayne Burgess I was seriously wounded by gunfire when I returned fatal gunfire to a fugitive from United States federal justice who was another criminal sent by Bill Gates-Nazi-Microsoft-George Bush the cowardly violent criminal in another attempt to kill me the known official Deputy United States Marshal Kerry Wayne Burgess and active duty United States Marine Corps officer ) To 4/25/2008 is 5575 days
From 11/2/1965 ( my birth date in Antlers Oklahoma USA and my birthdate as the known official Deputy United States Marshal Kerry Wayne Burgess and active duty United States Marine Corps officer ) To 2/6/1981 ( premiere US film "Fort Apache the Bronx" ) is 5575 days
From 7/26/1948 ( premiere US film "The Babe Ruth Story" ) To 1/17/1991 ( the date of record of my United States Navy Medal of Honor as Kerry Wayne Burgess chief warrant officer United States Marine Corps circa 1991 also known as Matthew Kline for official duty and also known as Wayne Newman for official duty ) is 15515 days
From 11/2/1965 ( my birth date in Antlers Oklahoma USA and my birthdate as the known official Deputy United States Marshal Kerry Wayne Burgess and active duty United States Marine Corps officer ) To 4/25/2008 is 15515 days
From 7/26/1948 ( premiere US film "The Babe Ruth Story" ) To 1/17/1991 ( RACKETEER INFLUENCED AND CORRUPT ORGANIZATIONS US Title 18 - the Persian Gulf War begins as scheduled severe criminal activity against the United States of America ) is 15515 days
From 11/2/1965 ( my birth date in Antlers Oklahoma USA and my birthdate as the known official Deputy United States Marshal Kerry Wayne Burgess and active duty United States Marine Corps officer ) To 4/25/2008 is 15515 days
From 8/15/1961 ( premiere US film "Marines, Let's Go" ) To 2/6/2004 ( my final day working at Microsoft Corporation as the known official Chief Deputy United States Marshal Kerry Wayne Burgess and the deputy director of the United States Marshals Service and the active duty United States Marine Corps brigadier general circa 2004 ) is 15515 days
From 11/2/1965 ( my birth date in Antlers Oklahoma USA and my birthdate as the known official Deputy United States Marshal Kerry Wayne Burgess and active duty United States Marine Corps officer ) To 4/25/2008 is 15515 days
From 3/23/1960 ( premiere US TV series "Pony Express" ) To 9/14/2002 ( at Overlake hospital in Bellevue Washington State the announced birth of Phoebe Gates the daughter of Microsoft Bill Gates the transvestite and Microsoft Bill Gates the 100% female gender as born and Microsoft Bill Gates the Soviet Union prostitute ) is 15515 days
From 11/2/1965 ( my birth date in Antlers Oklahoma USA and my birthdate as the known official Deputy United States Marshal Kerry Wayne Burgess and active duty United States Marine Corps officer ) To 4/25/2008 is 15515 days
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Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay (2008)
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USA 25 April 2008
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Harold & Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay (2008)
I wish Neil Patrick Harris
were still alive
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Pony Express Season 1 Episode 1
The Killer
Aired Unknown Mar 23, 1960 on
AIRED: 3/23/60
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# How do I say goodbye #
It's the dawn of a new day.
And Neil Patrick Harris
isn't around to see it, man.
Dude, I told you.
Will you please stop saying that?
God.
He's gone.
Maybe he's got
some family contact info in here.
Dude, I know
I'm not calling Neil's parents.
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The Bugs Bunny/Road Runner Hour Season 1 Episode 1
Episode One
Aired Unknown Sep 14, 1968 on CBS
AIRED: 9/14/68
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Quotes for
Wile E. Coyote (Character)
from Operation: Rabbit (1952)
Adventures of the Road-Runner (1962)
Ralph Phillips: The thing I don't understand is why he wants the Road Runner in the first place.
Wile E. Coyote: A legitimate question, young man, deserving a legitimate answer.
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The Time Machine (2002)
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Über-Morlock: Who are you to question 800,000 years... of evolution?
Alexander Hartdegen: This is, this is a perversion of every natural law.
Über-Morlock: [grabs him by the throat] And what is time travel but your pathetic attempted to try to control the world around you? Your futile effort to have a question answered? You think I don't know you, Alexander? I can look inside your memories, your nightmares, your dreams. You're a man haunted by those two most terrible words: What if?
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Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay (2008)
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George W. Bush: Shit. It's Cheney.
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Shit. It's Cheney. Come on, you guys.
Keep quiet. Follow me.
That guy scares the crap out of me.
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Casper Genie (1954)
Release Info
USA 28 May 1954
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William J. Clinton
XLII President of the United States: 1993 - 2001
Statement on the Supreme Court Decision on Federal Funds for Educational Programs
June 23, 1997
I am pleased with the Supreme Court's decision today which will raise educational standards for children across America. For the last 10 years, school districts have been barred from providing title I supplemental remedial educational programs to parochial school students in their classrooms. These special programs, which supplement the school's base curriculum, provide remedial education to students who need more than the standard school day provides.
My administration sought to overturn this unfair restriction. The Court's decision explicitly accepts the position put forth by Solicitor General Walter Dellinger, representing Secretary of Education Richard Riley, that federally funded supplemental education programs may be provided to students of both public and parochial schools without running afoul of the principle of separation of church and state. No longer will children have to leave their school buildings in order to get the assistance they need.
Because of today's ruling, all schoolchildren, whether in public or private schools, can benefit equally from the important supplemental remedial programs of title I.
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William J. Clinton
XLII President of the United States: 1993 - 2001
Address to the People of Bosnia
January 11, 1996
To all the people of Bosnia, let me say I look forward to being with you tomorrow in a land where the waste of war is finally giving way to the promise of peace. As I visit with American peacekeeping forces stationed in Bosnia, I urge you to seize that promise, to turn the peace agreement signed one month ago from words into deeds.
For nearly 4 years, the war that tore Bosnia apart dramatized your differences. But for all that divides you, so much more unites you. Of course you are proud to be Muslims or Croats or Serbs. But all of you are also citizens of Bosnia, bound together by marriage and culture, by language and work, by shared love in a place you all call home. I believe that deep down you all want the same things: To live and raise your families without fear, to make a better life for your children. If these desires are ever to become reality, there must be peace.
The United States and countries all around the world have sent you the men and women of our Armed Forces to help safeguard the peace so many of you have wanted for so long. Our troops are well prepared and heavily armed, but they come in peace. Their mission is to supervise the withdrawal of your armies behind the agreed separation line, to help assure that war does not break out again, to create a more secure climate throughout Bosnia so that you can rebuild your towns and roads, your factories and shops, your parks and playgrounds.
We can help you do all these things, but we cannot guarantee that the people of Bosnia will come together and stay together as citizens, equal citizens, of a common land with a shared destiny. Only you can do that, with the courage of an open mind and the generosity of an open heart.
After so many lives lost and futures destroyed, I know that rebuilding a sense of community and trust may be the very hardest task you face. But you have a responsibility to try—not because other nations want you to do it, not even because your leaders want you to do it—you must do that for yourselves and especially for your children. It is said that every child is the chance for a new beginning. Now this peace gives to all the children of Bosnia and to all of their families the chance for a new beginning. Seize this chance for peace.
We don't have to imagine what the future will look like if you don't; we have seen that in the sorrow and suffering you have endured already over the past 4 years. But just imagine the future if you do seize this moment, if you do rebuild your land and your lives together. For so much of your history you found strength in your diversity. Muslims, Croats, and Serbs flourished side by side in Sarajevo, in Tuzla, in Mostar, and throughout Bosnia. Some of you prayed in churches, some in mosques, some in synagogues. But you lived and worked together, building schools and libraries, trading goods and services, creating plays and music. You were neighbors and friends and families, and you can be again if you seize the best chance for peace you have had, and what could be the last chance for peace you will have for a long, long time.
I speak to you today on behalf of the American people, who know from our own experience the hard work it takes to forge a community from a nation of so many different groups. More than a century ago, we fought a fierce Civil War over race and slavery. Still today we struggle with the legacy of that war and the challenge of our present makeup when we have so many races and religions and ethnic groups all over America. But we have learned that there are great benefits which come from finding common ground. Our Nation is stronger and the lives of our people are more peaceful, more prosperous, more filled with hope when we bridge the valley of our differences to become a real community. Together with nations from all corners of the world, we have come here to Bosnia to help you do the same.
So, people of Bosnia, you have ended your war, but now you must build your peace. I believe the greatest struggle you face is not among Muslims and Serbs and Croats; it is between those who embrace peace and those who reject it, those who look to the future and those who are blinded by the past, those who open their arms and those who still clench their fists. So each and every one of you must choose. You have seen the horror of war; you know the promise of peace. Choose peace.
May God bless all the people of Bosnia.
NOTE: This address was videotaped at 10:04 a.m. in the Roosevelt Room at the White House
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William J. Clinton
XLII President of the United States: 1993 - 2001
Interview on Bosnia With the Voice of America
January 11, 1996
Q. Mr. President, you are regarded as a hero in Bosnia; you are the person who brought peace over there. Yet, we do have some renewed fighting between Muslims and Croats. Are you going to be meeting with any local leaders and addressing the issue?
The President. Well, I know I'm going to see President Izetbegovic, and I'm going to hopefully see President Tudjman. And we may be able to see some others, as well; I don't think that it's been finalized, all the people I will speak with. But I will do what I can while I'm there to help to encourage the parties to follow the letter and the spirit of the Dayton agreement and the Paris peace accord.
Q. NATO bombed the Bosnian Serbs, we know that, and these people are terrified. What do we tell them now that NATO is back in Bosnia?
The President. You should tell them that NATO is back in Bosnia only because the leaders of all the groups asked NATO to come in, as a strictly neutral partner. If you look at the United States, we have agreed to work in an area of Bosnia where we will be working with the Russians who are more sympathetic with the Serbs. We and the Russians are working together in the hope that we can convince all the parties, the Serbs, the Croats, and the Muslims, that we have no ill will toward anyone, we wish to hurt no one, we are there only to help them implement the peace agreement their own leaders have made.
Q. Thank you.
The President. Thank you.
Q. Good luck.
The President. Thank you.
NOTE: The interview began at approximately 10:15 a.m. in the Roosevelt Room at the White House
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Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay (2008)
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Kumar Patel: So you get high and you put other people who smoke weed in jail?
George W. Bush: DUH!
Kumar Patel: That's so hypocritical!
George W. Bush: Oh yeah? Well let me ask you something, Kumar, do you like giving hand jobs?
Kumar Patel: No sir.
George W. Bush: Do you like gettin' hand jobs?
Kumar Patel: [smirking] Heh, yeah.
George W. Bush: Yeah well, that makes you a fuckin' hypocriticizer too, so shut the fuck up! Now smoke my weed.
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William J. Clinton
XLII President of the United States: 1993 - 2001
Executive Order 12985 - Establishing the Armed Forces Service Medal
January 11, 1996
By the authority vested in me as President by the Constitution and the laws of the United States of America, including my authority as Commander in Chief of the Armed Forces of the United States, it is hereby ordered as follows:
Section 1. Establishment. There is hereby established the Armed Forces Service Medal with accompanying ribbons and appurtenances, for award to members of the Armed Forces of the United States who, on or after June 1, 1992, in the opinion of the Joint Chiefs of Staff: (a) Participate, or have participated, as members of United States military units in a United States military operation in which personnel of any Armed Force participate that is deemed to be significant activity; and
(b) Encounter no foreign armed opposition or imminent hostile action.
Sec. 2. Approval and Award. The medal, with ribbons and appurtenances, shall be of an appropriate design approved by the Secretary of Defense and shall be awarded by the Secretary of Defense and the Secretary of Transportation with respect to the Coast Guard when it is not operating as a service in the Navy, under uniform regulations, as prescribed by the Secretary of Defense. The regulations shall place the Armed Forces Service Medal in an order of precedence immediately before the Humanitarian Service Medal.
Sec. 3. Criteria. The medal shall be awarded only for operations for which no other United States service medal is approved. For operations in which personnel of only one Military Department or the Coast Guard participate, the medal shall be awarded only if there is no other suitable award available to the department or the Coast Guard. No more than one medal shall be awarded to any one person, but for each succeeding operation justifying such award a suitable device may be awarded to be worn on the medal or ribbon as prescribed by appropriate regulations.
Sec. 4. Posthumous Provision. The medal may be awarded posthumously and, when so awarded, may be presented to such representative of the deceased as may be deemed appropriate by the Secretary of Defense or the Secretary of Transportation.
William J. Clinton
The White House,
January 11, 1996.
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Harold & Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay (2008)
- Dude, Alabama's awesome.
He likes you.
- Oh, my God!
- No!
Sorry about that. I was in my zone.
What the hell are y'all doing out here
in them fancy clothes?
We were on our way to Texas
and we got lost.
Texas?
You're a long way from Texas.
No!
Born in '04.
Get in here.
Yeah. The sun's about to go down.
- Y'all need a place to stay? Ya hungry?
- Yeah, sure.
You want to follow me?
Come on.
Maybe we shouldn't.
It's already dead.
You need a hand, dude?
My grandpappy
bought this land in 1902.
Very nice, sir.
This place is gonna suck.
Honey, I'm home.
# vero #
# Ateno #
I'm in here.
I wish you'd-a told me
you was bringing guests home.
I'da straightened up in here.
Fellas, this is my wife Raylene.
Raylene, meet Harold and Kumar.
Hello.
Can't shake.
I've just got... deer head all over me.
- Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you boys.
- You just make yourselves at home.
- Thank you.
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Land of Tradition (1950)
Release Info
USA 20 January 1950
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Fort Apache the Bronx (1981)
Release Info
USA 6 February 1981
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Fort Apache the Bronx (1981)
Full Cast & Crew
Paul Newman ... Murphy
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Fort Apache the Bronx (1981)
Taglines
No Cowboys, No Indians, No Cavalry To The Rescue, Only A Cop.
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The Babe Ruth Story (1948)
Release Info
USA 26 July 1948 (premiere)
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The Babe Ruth Story (1948)
Taglines
America's most beloved guy!..... His life! His times! His triumphs!
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Springfield! Springfield!
Harold & Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay (2008)
Neil, can you just focus on driving?
You've had... Focus on the road.
You've had dozens of shrooms,
my friend.
Dude, I was able to perform
an appendectomy at age 14.
I think I can handle
a couple mushrooms.
- Wasn't that just a TV show?
- Jesus Christ!
Did you see that unicorn?
Its horn was so shiny.
So, why are you guys headed to Texas?
Let's just say
my ex-girlfriend's getting married.
The one that got away, huh?
Yep.
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The Time Machine
You ask many questions.
That is the only way
man has learned and developed.
I wish to learn.
I want to learn about
your civilization.
Do you have books?
Books?
- Yes, we have books.
- Wonderful!
I can learn about you from books.
They'll tell me what I want to know.
Could I see the books?
Yes, they do tell me all about you.
- posted by H.V.O.M - Kerry Wayne Burgess 9:51 PM Pacific Time Spokane Valley Washington USA Saturday 01 November 2014
