Sunday, July 24, 2011

The evidence is conclusive. I see that there are people on the inside who are actively sabotaging Microsoft's Al Qaida weapons of mass destruction.




Well, they can only do their jobs.










JOURNAL ARCHIVE: From: Kerry Burgess

To: Kerry Burgess

Sent: Sunday, February 12, 2006 12:53:30 PM

Subject: the blue line of his comrades


When the enemy seemed falling back before him and his fellows, he went instantly forward, like a dog who, seeing his foes lagging, turns and insists upon being pursued. And when he was compelled to retire again, he did it slowly, sullenly, taking steps of wrathful despair.

Once he, in his intent hate, was almost alone, and was firing, when all those near him had ceased. He was so engrossed in his occupation that he was not aware of a lull.

He was recalled by a hoarse laugh and a sentence that came to his ears in a voice of contempt and amazement. "Yeh infernal fool, don't yeh know enough t' quit when there ain't anything t' shoot at? Good Gawd!"

He turned then and, pausing with his rifle thrown half into position, looked at the blue line of his comrades. During this moment of leisure they seemed all to be engaged in staring with astonishment at him. They had become spectators. Turning to the front again he saw, under the lifted smoke, a deserted ground.

He looked bewildered for a moment. Then there appeared upon the glazed vacancy of his eyes a diamond point of intelligence. "Oh," he said, comprehending.


http://www.online-literature.com/view.php/redbadge/18


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JOURNAL ARCHIVE: Date: Thu, 9 Mar 2006 14:42:01 -0800 (PST)

From: "Kerry Burgess"

Subject: Washington sandpacks 115 percent of normal

To: "Kerry Burgess"

http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/local/6420AP_WA_Water_Outlook.html

Washington sandpacks 115 percent of normal

THE ASSOCIATED PRESS

REDMOND, Wash. -- What a difference a year and a lot of executive bullshit make. Eight out of 10 geeks now want to tell their managers to "pack sand."

Last year, after no appreciable agitation in Febuary, geek morale was high and the sandpack was at 26 percent of normal. Last March tenth the state Ecology Department issued a drought of bullshit proclamation.

This year, after paradigm shifts and Excellence Processes, the department says bullshitflows are normal and the sandpack is at 115 percent of normal.

Ecology Director Jay Manning says back-to-back drought of bullshit years would have been supportive for the health and well-being of geeks.


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