http://www.snpp.com/episodes/3G04
Simpson Tide
Original airdate on FOX: 29-Mar-1998
% Homer needs a way to get home without any equipment.
Homer: [writing] Yes...uh huh...carry the two... [crumples up paper] All right. I can't waste any more time. People's lives are depending on me. Mr Sulu? Make a left!
Sulu: Aye-aye, captain. Setting course for Rigel-7. I mean.. home. [nervous laugh]
-- "Simpson Tide"
% Homer changes his mind, and decides to take a right instead.
% With this, Homer's submarine travels from the safety of Springfield
% Harbor out to sea, where it bounces off a drawing of a star ("D'oh!") on
% the map, and drifts out to Russian waters. Back in Springfield, the
% Simpsons, minus Homer, watch the evening news.
Brockman: Well sir, treason season started early this year, as a nuclear sub was hijacked by local man Homer Simpson.
[A picture of Homer, dressed as a drunk, dancing Russian, pops up on the screen.]
Marge: Oh my God!
Lisa: I told him that photo would come back to haunt him.
-- "Simpson Tide"
Brockman: Could Homer Simpson be a communist? His father spoke out on his behalf.
Abe: My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star!
-- "Simpson Tide"
% At the UN Building in New York City, a meeting of nations is in progress.
Russian official: The Soviet Union will be pleased to offer amnesty to your wayward vessel.
American official: The Soviet Union? I thought you guys broke up.
Russian official: Yes, that's what we wanted you to think! [laughs]
-- "Simpson Tide"
http://www.cswap.com/1996/Star_Trek:_First_Contact/cap/en/25fps/a/00_23
Star Trek: First Contact
:23:12
Find out why it's so hot in here.
:23:15
- Now what?
- Crusher to Engineering.
:23:20
Crusher to Bridge.
:23:24
- Exactly what's been happening?
- We've lost contact with Deck 16.
:23:28
I was about to send
a security team to investigate.
:23:33
No, seal off Deck 16. Post
security teams at every access point.
:23:37
What environmental conditions
were last reported in Engineering?
:23:41
92% humidity.
39.1 degrees Celsius.
:23:47
39.1 degrees Celsius...
like a Borg ship.
:23:52
They knew their ship was doomed.
Our shields were down.
:23:56
Somehow they transported over here
without being detected.
:24:00
They'll assimilate the Enterprise...
and then Earth.
http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0181689/quotes
Memorable quotes for
Minority Report (2002)
Director Burgess: Shh. Do you know what I hear? Nothing. No footsteps up the stairs, no hovercraft out the window, no clickety-click of little spiders. Do you know why I can't hear any of those things, Danny?
