Friday, June 06, 2008

Scooter





http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120570/quotes

Memorable quotes for

"From the Earth to the Moon" (1998) (mini)



Frank Borman: Hey Neil, think John Glenn will be satisfied with just President?

Neil Armstrong: Glenn for President, huh? Well, that'd depend. Who'd be running for King?










http://www.snpp.com/episodes/BABF18

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Marge

Original Airdate on FOX: 14-May-2000



% In a courtroom, Marge sits in front of a tribunal of three psychologists,
% who will determine her sanity. Becky, Lisa, Maggie, Bart, and Homer sit
% in the gallery.


Lisa: Poor Maggie. How many insanity hearings have you been to in your short little life?

Psy. 2: Mrs. Simpson, before we begin, I just want to assure you that this is not a trial.

[other psychologists groan]

Alright, it's a trial.

[all high five]

Psy. 1: [opens a file] Now, Marge, according to this, you recently went berserk in a ice cream parlor.

Marge: Yes.

Psy. 1: And, Marge, did you ever have an unhealthy fixation on Ringo Starr?

Marge: It was healthy; he reciprocated.

[psychologists take notes]

He reciprocated!










[ end examples I recognize as my work or legitimately associated with my interests ]

[ begin examples of piracy of my true identity, which has tremendous commercial value, and details of continued death threats against me and my wife ]










From 7/2/1976 ( date hijacked from me: I intercepted the comet in the outer solar system and set to work at diverting it ) to 12/30/2003 ( Patrick J. Fitzgerald, who actively supports coup d’état and subversive activity against the U.S federal government by foreign power ) is: 10042 days

10042 = 5021 + 5021

From 7/16/1963 ( another threat sent to me against my wife ) to 4/14/1977 ( date hijacked from me: I returned to Earth after successfully diverting the comet in the outer solar system ) is: 5021 days



From 7/21/1969 ( date hijacked from me: I was Apollo 11 Eagle astronaut walking on Earth's moon ) to 12/30/2003 ( Patrick J. Fitzgerald, who actively supports coup d’état and subversive activity against the U.S federal government by foreign power ) is 34 years, 5 months, 9 days

'34-59' ( date hijacked from me: my birth date US )



From 12/25/1968 ( I was Apollo 8 spacecraft astronaut in orbit of Earth's moon ) to 12/30/2003 ( Patrick J. Fitzgerald, who actively supports coup d’état and subversive activity against the U.S federal government by foreign power ) is: 12788 days

12788 = 6394 + 6394

From 3/4/1959 ( my birth date UK ) to 9/4/1976 ( George W. Bush arrested again ) is: 6394 days



From 1/21/1976 ( date hijacked from me: my first landing on planet Mars and my documented and lawful exclusive claim to the territory of planet Mars ) to 12/30/2003 ( Patrick J. Fitzgerald, who actively supports coup d’état and subversive activity against the U.S federal government by foreign power ) is 335 months, 9 days

'33-59' ( date hijacked from me: my birth date US )


http://www.usdoj.gov/usao/iln/osc/documents/ag_letter_feburary_06_2004.pdf

February 6, 2004

The Honorable [ Dishonorable ] Patrick J. Fitzgerald United States Attorney Northern District of Illinois 219 S. Dearborn Street Chicago, Illinois 60604

Dear Patrick:

At your request, I am writing to clarify that my December 30, 2003, delegation to you










From 4/21/1926 ( date hijacked from me: Her Royal Highness Queen Elizabeth II ) to 12/22/1960 ( Patrick J. Fitzgerald, who actively supports coup d’état and subversive activity against the U.S federal government by foreign power ) is: 12664 days

12664 = 6332 + 6332

From 3/4/1959 ( date hijacked from me: my birth date UK ) to 7/4/1976 ( date hijacked from me: I successfully diverted the comet in the outer solar system ) is: 6332 days


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patrick_Fitzgerald

Patrick J. Fitzgerald (born December 22, 1960) is an American attorney and the current United States Attorney for the Northern District of Illinois. On December 30, 2003, after then-Attorney General John Ashcroft recused himself from the CIA leak grand jury investigation of the Plame affair due to conflicts of interest, Deputy Attorney General James B. Comey, acting as Attorney General in Ashcroft's place, appointed Fitzgerald to the U.S. Department of Justice Office of Special Counsel in charge of the investigation










From 2/8/1949 ( Reggie B. Walton, who actively supports coup d’état and subversive activity against the U.S federal government by foreign power ) to 3/14/1965 ( date hijacked from me: I am active duty Central Intelligence Agency officer ) is: 5878 days

5878 = 2939 + 2939

From 7/16/1963 ( another threat sent to me against my wife ) to 8/2/1971 ( date hijacked from me: I was Apollo 15 Falcon astronaut walking on Earth's moon ) is: 2939 days



From 2/8/1949 ( Reggie B. Walton, who actively supports coup d’état and subversive activity against the U.S federal government by foreign power ) to 11/25/1986 ( funeral service for me and my Missing In Action status in Africa changed to Killed In Action ) is: 13804 days

13804 = 6902 + 6902

From 7/16/1963 ( another threat sent to me against my wife ) to 6/8/1982 ( I survived the attack on my location onboard Royal Navy RFA Sir Galahad while many of Her Majesty's sailors and soldiers did not ) is: 6902 days


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reggie_Walton

The Honorable Reggie B. Walton, (born Donora, Pennsylvania, February 8, 1949), is a United States District Judge for the District of Columbia.
Judge Walton has also been presiding over the criminal case of Vice President Dick Cheney's former chief of staff, Scooter Libby. On March 6, 2007, the jury convicted Libby of four of the five counts with which he was charged: two counts of perjury, one of obstruction of justice, and one of making false statements to federal investigators










From 6/7/1976 ( date hijacked from me: my first landing Saturn moon Phoebe and the Saturn moon Phoebe territory belongs to me ) to 6/20/2001 ( Reggie B. Walton installed in office to further support coup d’état and subversive activity against the U.S. federal government by foreign power ) is: 9144 days

9144 = 4572 + 4572

From 7/16/1963 ( another threat sent to me against my wife ) to 1/21/1976 ( date hijacked from me: my first landing on planet Mars and my documented and lawful exclusive claim to the territory of planet Mars ) is: 4572 days



From 12/24/1968 ( date hijacked from me: I was Apollo 8 spacecraft astronaut in orbit of Earth's moon ) to 6/20/2001 ( Reggie B. Walton installed in office to further support coup d’état and subversive activity against the U.S. federal government by foreign power ) is: 11866 days

11866 = 5933 + 5933

'59-33' ( date hijacked from me: my birth date US )


http://www.presidency.ucsb.edu/ws/index.php?pid=47535

Press Briefing by Ari Fleischer

June 20th, 2001

MR. FLEISCHER: Good afternoon. I want to report on several phone calls the President made today, and then also give several personnel announcements.And two judicial nominations -- the President will nominate John D. Bates to be a judge for the United States district for the District of Columbia. And the President intends to nominate Reggie B. Walton to be a judge of the United States district for the District of Columbia.










From 8/22/1950 ( Irving Lewis "Scooter" Libby, who actively supports coup d’état and subversive activity against the U.S federal government by foreign power ) to 6/7/1976 ( date hijacked from me: my first landing Saturn moon Phoebe and the Saturn moon Phoebe territory belongs to me ) is: 9421 days

9421 = 1 + 4710 + 4710

From 7/16/1963 ( date hijacked from me and another threat sent to me against my wife ) to 6/7/1976 ( date hijacked from me: my first landing Saturn moon Phoebe and the Saturn moon Phoebe territory belongs to me ) is: 4710 days



From 8/22/1950 ( Irving Lewis "Scooter" Libby, who actively supports coup d’état and subversive activity against the U.S federal government by foreign power ) to 2/14/1986 ( I was Prisoner Of War in Libya ) is: 12960 days

12960 = 6480 + 6480

From 7/16/1963 ( another threat sent to me against my wife ) to 4/12/1981 ( date hijacked from me: I was the commander aboard the STS-1 spacecraft Columbia ) is: 6480 days



From 8/22/1950 ( Irving Lewis "Scooter" Libby, who actively supports coup d’état and subversive activity against the U.S federal government by foreign power ) to 2/14/1986 ( I was Prisoner Of War in Libya ) is: 12960 days

12960 = 6480 + 6480

From 3/3/1959 ( date hijacked from me: my birth date US ) to 11/28/1976 ( date hijacked from me: I launched from Jupiter moon Callisto for Earth ) is: 6480 days


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scooter_Libby

Irving Lewis "Scooter" Libby (born August 22, 1950) is a former Assistant to the President of the United States, George W. Bush, Chief of Staff to the Vice President of the United States, Dick Cheney, and Assistant to the Vice President for National Security Affairs from 2001 to 2005.[1][2] [3] He resigned all three government positions immediately after he was indicted on federal obstruction and perjury charges resulting from the grand jury investigation into the CIA identity leak known as the Plame Affair, which led to his criminal trial in United States v. Libby


Bush's commutation of Libby's prison sentence became the subject of a hearing on "The Use and Misuse of Presidential Clemency Power for Executive Branch Officials" held by the U.S. House Judiciary Committee, chaired by Representative John Conyers, Jr., on July 11, 2007





http://www.nndb.com/people/416/000045281/

Lewis Libby
AKA Irve Lewis Libby, Jr.

Born: 22-Aug-1950

Executive summary: Cheney's former Chief of Staff










From 3/15/1998 ( date hijacked from me: as a U.S. Navy officer, I was deployed on an official United States federal assignment and I remain 100% deployed ) to 7/2/2007 ( Lewis Libby trying to evade paying for providing material support to coup d’état and subversive activity against the U.S. federal government by foreign power ) is: 3396 days

From 3/3/1959 ( date hijacked from me: my birth date US ) to 6/19/1968 ( date hijacked from me: my 1st Medal of Honor and I am U.S. military fighter jet ace during Vietnam War ) is: 3396 days


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lewis_Libby_clemency_controversy

The Lewis Libby clemency controversy arose when U.S. President George W. Bush commuted the prison sentence of I. Lewis "Scooter" Libby, a high-ranking official in his administration, on July 2, 2007.[1] It resulted in a hearing, "The Use and Misuse of Presidential Clemency Power for Executive Branch Officials," held July 11, 2007 by the full Committee on the Judiciary of the U.S. House of Representatives. The hearing was intended to "explore the grave questions that arise when the Presidential clemency power is used to erase criminal penalties for high-ranking executive branch employees whose offenses relate to their work for the President,"[2] as well as to assess the consequences of the perjury and obstruction of justice of which vice-presidential Chief of Staff Lewis Libby was convicted March 6, 2007.










From 7/23/1973 ( date hijacked from me: I passed the Multistate Bar Examination ) to 7/14/2003 ( Robert Novak providing material support to insurrection and subversive activity against the U.S. federal government by foreign power ) is 3 weeks, 359 months

'33-59' ( date hijacked from me: my birth date US )



From 12/7/1998 ( my official United States federal special undercover operation begins to prosecute the terrorist organizations Microsoft and Corbis, including the insurgents then and now in control of governments of City of Seattle and King County, Washington, among other regions ) to 7/14/2003 ( Robert Novak providing material support to coup d’état and subversive activity against the U.S. federal government by foreign power ) is: 1680 days

1680 = 840 + 840

From 7/16/1963 ( another threat sent to me against my wife ) to 11/2/1965 ( date hijacked from me: my birth date, official United States federal undercover identity ) is: 840 days


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plame_scandal_timeline

The CIA leak scandal timeline (also known as the CIA leak case timeline, the Plamegate scandal timeline, and the Plame affair timeline) pertains to the controversy leading to the CIA leak grand jury investigation and ensuing criminal trial United States v. Libby, following Robert Novak's public disclosure of the then-still classified covert identity of United States Central Intelligence Agency officer Valerie Plame Wilson (known as the "CIA leak scandal" and also known as "Plamegate" and the "Plame affair").

Mrs. Wilson is the wife of former U.S. Ambassador Joseph C. Wilson, author of a controversial op-ed entitled "What I Didn't Find in Africa" published in The New York Times on July 3, 2003, questioning the accuracy of the George W. Bush administration's rationale for the 2003 invasion of Iraq. Responding to that op-ed, Robert Novak publicly revealed Wilson's wife to be a CIA "operative" named "Valerie Plame" in his Washington Post column on July 14, 2003










From 2/26/1931 ( Robert David Sanders Novak, who actively supports insurrection and subversive activity against the U.S. federal government by foreign power ) to 12/14/1972 ( date hijacked from me: I was Apollo 17 Challenger astronaut walking on the Earth's moon ) is: 15267 days

15267 = 1 + 7633 + 7633

From 7/16/1963 ( another threat sent to me against my wife ) to 6/8/1984 ( date hijacked from me: premiere US movie "Gremlins" starring my wife ) is: 7633 days



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Novak

Robert David Sanders Novak (born February 26, 1931) is a conservative American political commentator.

In 2003, he identified Valerie Plame as a CIA "operative" in his column. Novak reported the information was provided to him by two "senior administration officials." These were eventually revealed to be Richard Armitage and Karl Rove.










From 10/28/1955 ( Bill Gates, who is an enemy combatant against the U.S. federal goverment and U.S.A. allies ) to 6/7/1981 ( my 3rd Medal of Honor hijacked from me and Osirak destroyed by Israeli Air Force ) is: 9354 days

From 6/7/1981 ( my 3rd Medal of Honor hijacked from me and Osirak destroyed by Israeli Air Force ) to 1/16/2007 ( I. Lewis "Scooter" Libby's non-trial begins, at great waste of taxpayer expense due to predetermined outcome ) is: 9354 days



From 7/2/1976 ( date hijacked from me: I intercepted the comet in the outer solar system and set to work at diverting it ) to 1/16/2007 ( I. Lewis "Scooter" Libby's non-trial begins, at great waste of taxpayer expense due to predetermined outcome ) is: 1593 weeks, 4 days

'1-59-34' ( date hijacked from me: my birth date UK )



From 1/20/1930 ( date hijacked from me: Buzz Aldrin, NASA ) to 1/16/2007 ( I. Lewis "Scooter" Libby's non-trial begins, at great waste of taxpayer expense due to predetermined outcome ) is: 28120 days

28120 = 14060 + 14060

From 3/4/1959 ( date hijacked from me: my birth date US ) to 8/31/1997 ( death of Diana, Princess of Wales, under suspicious circumstances ) is: 14060 days



From 7/20/1969 ( date hijacked from me: I was Apollo 11 Eagle astronaut landing on Earth's moon ) to 4/18/1988 ( Operation Praying Mantis: I was on USS Wainwright CG-28 when it evaded a Harpoon missile from hostile forces; 2 U.S Marine aviators attached to USS Wainwright CG-28 killed this day ) is: 6847 days

From 4/18/1988 ( Operation Praying Mantis: I was on USS Wainwright CG-28 when it evaded a Harpoon missile from hostile forces; 2 U.S Marine aviators attached to USS Wainwright CG-28 killed this day ) to 1/16/2007 ( I. Lewis "Scooter" Libby's non-trial begins, at great waste of taxpayer expense due to predetermined outcome ) is: 6847 days



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_v._Libby

United States of America v. I. Lewis Libby, also known as "Scooter Libby" (USA v. LIBBY, Case No. 1:2005-cr-00394-RBW) is the federal trial of former high-ranking George W. Bush administration official I. Lewis "Scooter" Libby, who was indicted by a federal grand jury on five felony counts of making false statements to federal investigators, perjury for lying to a federal grand jury, and obstruction of justice

The trial began on January 16, 2007





http://archives.seattletimes.nwsource.com/cgi-bin/texis.cgi/web/vortex/display?slug=cialeak16&date=20070116&query=libby

Nation & World: Tuesday, January 16, 2007

Close-up

CIA leak case may reveal the Beltway's underbelly

By Carol D. Leonnig

The Washington Post

WASHINGTON — When Vice President Dick Cheney's former chief of staff goes on trial today on charges of lying about the disclosure of a CIA officer's identity, members of Washington's government and media elite will be answering some embarrassing questions as well.

The estimated six-week trial of I. Lewis "Scooter" Libby will pit current and former Bush administration officials against one another and, if Cheney is called as expected, will mark the first time a sitting vice president has testified in a criminal case.

The case has largely played out in below-the-radar court hearings as prosecutors and defense lawyers have mapped the boundaries of the trial. Despite speculation that Bush would pardon Libby to avoid the spectacle of a trial, the date has arrived.





[ end examples of piracy of my true identity, which has tremendous commercial value, and details of continued death threats against me and my wife ]

[ begin examples I recognize as my work or legitimately associated with my interests ]





http://www.cswap.com/1990/Gremlins_2:_The_New_Batch/cap/en/25fps/a/00_08

Gremlins 2: The New Batch


:08:35
After all this time,
I'm still in the same job.

:08:39
It takes time, Billy.

:08:41
In Kingston Falls,
I'd have been promoted by now.

:08:44
And you'd hate it.

:08:46
At least we could afford a decent
place to live. Get married.

:08:53
Welcome to the Clamp Entry-matic...

:08:56
... a revolution in revolving door
precision and efficiency.

:09:09
Please be careful in stepping in
and out, and have a powerful day.

:09:18
That's the story of the
Clamp Premiere Regency Centre...

:09:22
...where one man's dream
became a reality.

:09:25
I hope you enjoyed today's tour.
Don't forget:

:09:28
Pick up Mr. Clamp's best-selling
book, I Took Manhattan...

:09:32
...on sale right here
at our newsstand for only 19.95.

:09:36
And in our gift store...

:09:38
Don't let them get to you.

:09:40
Billy, you're so good at your job.
Sooner or later, they'll notice.

:09:45
- Maybe then we can get married.
- Okay, hon.










From 3/14/1965 ( I am active duty Central Intelligence Agency officer ) to 6/8/2001 ( premiere US movie "The Anniversary Party," starring my wife )(Friday) is: 13235 days

13235 = 1 + 6617 + 6617

From 3/3/1959 ( my birth date US ) to 4/14/1977 ( I returned to Earth after successfully diverting the comet in the outer solar system ) is: 6617 days


http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0254099/releaseinfo

Release dates for

The Anniversary Party (2001)

USA 8 June 2001 (limited)










From 6/7/1976 ( my first landing Saturn moon Phoebe and the Saturn moon Phoebe territory belongs to me ) to 9/3/1982 ( premiere US movie "Fast Times At Ridgemont High" )(Friday) is: 2279 days

2279 = 1 + 1139 + 1139

From 6/7/1976 ( my first landing Saturn moon Phoebe and the Saturn moon Phoebe territory belongs to me ) to 7/21/1979 ( my wife Phoebe and I are married ) is: 1139 days


http://www.boxofficemojo.com/movies/?id=fasttimesatridgemonthigh.htm

FAST TIMES AT RIDGEMONT HIGH

Release Date: August 13, 1982


Release Dates:

August 13, 1982 (limited)

September 3, 1982 (wide)










From 4/12/1981 ( I was the commander aboard the STS-1 spacecraft Columbia ) to 7/21/1987 ( formal wedding ceremony for my wife Phoebe and me ) is: 2291 days

From 7/21/1987 ( formal wedding ceremony for my wife Phoebe and me ) to 10/28/1993 ( "The Simpsons, Treehouse of Horror IV" ) is: 2291 days


http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0701279/

"The Simpsons"

Treehouse of Horror IV (1993)

Original Air Date: 28 October 1993 (Season 5, Episode 5)





http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0701279/plotsummary

Plot summary for

"The Simpsons"

Treehouse of Horror IV (1993)

When Homer announces he would sell his soul for a donut, the Devil, disguised as Ned Flanders, shows up to take him up on the offer. Second Act, while ridings to school, Bart believe he sees a malevolent gremlin on the side of the bus. And final act, Mr. Burns is Dracula, in a spoof of Francis Ford Coppola's vampire film.










From 7/4/1976 ( I successfully diverted the comet in the outer solar system ) to 2/3/1984 ( I was the commander aboard the STS-41-B spacecraft Challenger ) is: 2770 days

2770 = 1385 + 1385

From 7/16/1963 ( my wife ) to 5/1/1967 ( my first flight by myself as a jet pilot ) is: 1385 days



From 4/20/1972 ( I was Apollo 16 Orion astronaut landing on the Earth's moon ) to 3/13/1978 ( Department of the Army Order 31-3, General Of The Armies ) is: 2153 days

From 3/13/1978 ( Department of the Army Order 31-3, General Of The Armies ) to 2/3/1984 ( I was the commander aboard the STS-41-B spacecraft Challenger ) is: 2153 days


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/STS-41-B

Launch date February 3, 1984
Landing February 11, 1984

Mission duration 7d/23:15:55



STS-41-B was the tenth space shuttle mission, and the fourth flight for Challenger. Following STS-9, the flight numbering system for Space Shuttle missions was changed. Thus, the next flight, instead of being designated STS-11, became STS 41-B.


Space walks

McCandless and Stewart - EVA 1

EVA 1 Start: February 7, 1984
EVA 1 End: February 7, 1984
Duration: 5 hours, 55 minutes

McCandless and Stewart - EVA 2

EVA 2 Start: February 9, 1984
EVA 2 End: February 9, 1984
Duration: 6 hours, 17 minutes


A highlight of the mission took place on the fourth day when astronauts McCandless and Stewart performed the first untethered space walk operating the Manned Maneuvering Unit (MMU) for the first time. McCandless -- the first human Earth-orbiting satellite -- ventured out 320 feet (98 m) from the orbiter, while Stewart tested the "work station" foot restraint at the end of the Remote Manipulator System. The seventh day of the mission, both astronauts performed an EVA to practice capture procedures for the Solar Maximum Mission satellite retrieval and repair operation planned for the next mission, STS-41-C.










From 12/25/1968 ( I was Apollo 8 spacecraft astronaut in orbit of Earth's moon ) to 2/7/1984 ( the first untethered space walk from the space shuttle and I was STS-41-B spacecraft Challenger commander having made untethered space walks in the distant past ) is: 5522 days

5522 = 2761 + 2761

From 7/16/1963 ( my wife ) to 2/5/1971 ( I was Apollo 14 Antares command astronaut walking on Earth's moon ) is: 2761 days



From 2/5/1971 ( I was Apollo 14 Antares command astronaut walking on Earth's moon ) to 2/7/1984 ( the first untethered space walk from the space shuttle and I was STS-41-B spacecraft Challenger commander having made untethered space walks in the distant past ) is: 4750 days

4750 = 2375 + 2375

From 3/3/1959 ( my birth date US ) to 9/2/1965 ( my first day as student at Princeton University where I earned degree as medical doctor ) is: 2375 days










From 7/16/1963 ( my wife ) to 6/19/1975 ( Public law 94-479, General of the Armies of the United States, introduced ) is: 4356 days

4356 = 2178 + 2178

From 3/3/1959 ( my birth date US ) to 2/17/1965 ( I am active duty U.S. Navy SEAL ) is: 2178 days



From 7/16/1963 ( my wife ) to 6/19/1975 ( Public law 94-479, General of the Armies of the United States, introduced ) is: 4356 days

From 3/4/1959 ( my birth date UK ) to 2/5/1971 ( I was Apollo 14 Antares command astronaut walking on Earth's moon ) is: 4356 days



From 9/2/1965 ( my first day as student at Princeton University where I earned degree as medical doctor ) to 6/19/1975 ( Public law 94-479, General of the Armies of the United States, introduced ) is: 3577 days

From 7/16/1963 ( my wife ) to 5/1/1973 ( my graduation from University of Oxford includes law degree ) is: 3577 days


http://thomas.loc.gov/cgi-bin/bdquery/z?d094:HJ00519:@@@D%7CTOM:/bss/d094query.html%7C

H.J.RES.519

Title: Joint resolution to provide for the appointment of George Washington to the grade of General of the Armies of the United States.

Sponsor: Rep Biaggi, Mario [NY-10] (introduced 6/19/1975)

Cosponsors (None)

Latest Major Action: 10/11/1976 Public law 94-479.










From 9/2/1965 ( my first day as student at Princeton University where I earned degree as medical doctor ) to 1/19/1976 ( Public Law 94-479, General Of The Armies ) is: 3791 days

From 3/4/1959 ( my birth date UK ) to 7/20/1969 ( I was Apollo 11 Eagle astronaut landing on Earth's moon ) is: 3791 days


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/General_of_the_Armies

General of the Armies and General of the Armies of the United States are the highest possible ranks in the United States Army.


After World War II, which saw the introduction of U.S. "5-star" officers who outranked Washington, both Congress and the President revisited the issue of Washington's rank. To maintain George Washington's proper position as the first Commanding General of the United States Army, he was appointed, posthumously, to the grade of General of the Armies of the United States by congressional joint resolution Public Law 94-479 January 19, 1976, approved by President Gerald R. Ford on October 11, 1976. The law established the grade as having "rank and precedence over all other grades of the Army, past or present,"clearly making it superior to General of the Army. The Department of the Army Order 31-3, issued on March 13, 1978 had an effective appointment date of July 4, 1976. The rank ensures that no United States military officer outranks George Washington










From 11/28/1976 ( I launched from the Jupiter moon Callisto for Earth and home ) to 1/10/1999 ( premiere TV episode "The Simpsons, Viva Ned Flanders" ) is: 8078 days

From 3/3/1959 ( my birth date US ) to 4/14/1981 ( I was the commander aboard the STS-1 spacecraft Columbia ) is: 8078 days



From 4/12/1981 ( I was the commander aboard the STS-1 spacecraft Columbia ) to 1/10/1999 ( premiere TV episode "The Simpsons, Viva Ned Flanders" ) is: 6482 days

From 7/16/1963 ( my wife ) to 4/14/1981 ( I was the commander aboard the STS-1 spacecraft Columbia ) is: 6482 days


http://www.snpp.com/episodes/AABF06

Viva Ned Flanders

Original Airdate on FOX: 10-Jan-1999



% Pulling into "Nero's Palace", Homer and Ned notice a man on a
% motorcycle high above them.



Homer: Hey! Lance Murdock!

Ned: If he's not careful, his scooter could roll right down that ramp.

Homer: He's a daredevil, Ned! He laughs at death.

Ned: Huh, when I wanna laugh, I'll take Bob Saget, thank you very much!



% Lance gets ready to defy death.



Announcer: And now, the indestructible Lance Murdock will jump his "suicycle" over an audience member. And he'll do it while attempting to open a locked safe on his head!

Any volunteers?

Homer: [pointing out Flanders] Pick him! Pick him!

Ned: No, Homer, no! I want do something exciting, but I can't just go from zero to thirty like that! I could be killed!

Homer: Fine, I'll do it. [to Murdock] Where do you want me?

Murdock: On the 'X'!

[Homer looks to a nearby ramp with a skull and crossbones 'X' on it. Red colored splatters decorate the incline]

Homer: You mean the one with the red paint?

Murdock: Uh, yeah, paint. Now, it's of critical importance that you don't ...

Homer: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll figure it out. This isn't rocket science.

Murdock: Well actually, there are several rockets mounted to the ...

Homer: Boring!










http://www.boeing.com/history/mdc/skyhawk.htm

A4D/A-4 Skyhawk Light Attack Bomber

Douglas built 2,960 Skyhawks between 1954 and 1979. Built small to be cost effective and so that more could be accommodated on a carrier, the lightweight, high-speed bombers were affectionately nicknamed "Heinemann's Hot Rod" (after Douglas designer Ed Heinemann), the Bantam Bomber, Mighty Mite and Scooter.


The Navy's Blue Angels flight demonstration squadron flew the A-4 Skyhawk II from 1974 to 1986.










http://www.history.navy.mil/nan/backissues/2000s/2004/jf/jf04text.htm

January–February 2004

NAVAL AVIATION NEWS

Farewell,

Scooter


With the deactivation of Composite Squadron 8 in September 2003, the last TA-4 Skyhawks were retired from Navy service. In the following account, a former aerial photographer remembers the aircraft as a superior photographic platform.

My first exposure to the A-4 Skyhawk came in 1970 when I was in junior high school. My father took me to the Cape May, N.J., National Air Races where the Air Barons of NAS Glenview, Ill., performed a tactical aerial display for the crowd of thousands. Flying A-4Ls they demonstrated toss bombing, in-flight refueling and formation fly-bys. I thought the “Scooter” was a really neat, noisy little aircraft.










http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A-4_Skyhawk

The A-4 Skyhawk was an American attack aircraft originally designed to operate from United States Navy aircraft carriers. The aircraft was designed and produced by Douglas Aircraft Corporation (later McDonnell Douglas)

The diminutive Skyhawk soon received the nicknames "Scooter," "Bantam Bomber," "Tinker Toy Bomber," and, on account of its nimble performance, "Heinemann's Hot-Rod."

The A-4's nimble performance also made it suitable to replace the F-4 Phantom II when the Navy downsized their aircraft for the Blue Angels demonstration team until the availability of the F/A-18 Hornet in the 1980s.










From 4/14/1977 ( I returned to Earth after successfully diverting the comet in the outer solar system ) to 3/24/1996 ( premiere TV episode "The Simpsons, A Fish Called Selma" )(Sunday) is: 6919 days

6919 = 1 + 3459 + 3459

'34-59' ( my birth date UK )



From 7/4/1976 ( I successfully diverted the comet in the outer solar system ) to 3/24/1996 ( premiere TV episode "The Simpsons, A Fish Called Selma" )(Sunday) is: 7203 days

7203 = 1 + 3601 + 3601

From 7/16/1963 ( my wife ) to 5/25/1973 ( I was Skylab 2 space station astronaut ) is: 3601 days



http://www.snpp.com/episodes/3F15.html

[3F15] A Fish Called Selma

Original Airdate in N.A.: 24-Mar-96






That night, they're having dinner at the Pimento Grove, a very chic restaurant, with many pictures of celebrities as part of the decor. Selma seems to be having fun, but Troy is yawning of boredom.

Selma: All these celebrities on the walls; I'm just know a big star like you is up there somewhere.

Troy: Uh, yes, I'm over there... [vaguely points somewhere]

Selma: [as she browses the walls] Hmm... Uh... Huh-uh. Hmm?

[finally finds Troy's picture on the pet door]

Oh!


Troy: So, working at the DMV must be very interesting.

Selma: Well, uh... I think I'm getting Repetitive Stress Disorder from scratching my butt all day.

[clears throat]

Being a huge movie star must be good too. What are you working on now?

Troy: I've been reading a lot of scripts lately. You know, it's a lot cheaper than _going_ to the movies.










http://www.cswap.com/1990/Gremlins_2:_The_New_Batch/cap/en/25fps/a/01_43

Gremlins 2: The New Batch


1:43:21
Long, isn't it?

1:44:19
Patently ridiculous!

1:44:54
Still lurking about?

Don't you people have homes?