(1) I have never been a public figure and every single activity during my life has been private activity.
(2) My wife and I have never been public figures.
(3) I know these vermin that are pirating my identity as gnawing at my ankles waiting for me to achieve a certain level of public awareness so they can come out of their closets to try to legitimize the continued theft of my private property.
(4) Slander and libel are felony murder crimes and I am justified in using all force necessary to protect myself from the continued thievery that extends beyond my personal property.
