Friday, January 20, 2012

"Why Us?"




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Lisa's Rival

Original airdate in N.A.: 11-Sep-94


At the dinner table that night...

Marge: Homer, I really appreciate you making dinner, but this food tastes a little strange.

Lisa: It hurts my teeth.

Homer: That's because I've loaded it with sugar!

[holds up bag containing "Farmer Homer's Sweet Sweet Sugar"]

Marge, our ship has come in! I found five hundred pounds of sugar [to Bart, sly] in the forest [to Marge] that I'm going to sell directly to the consumer! All for a low, low price of one dollar per pound.

Marge: But the grocery store sells sugar for thirty-five cents a pound.

Lisa: And it doesn't have nails and broken glass in it.

Homer: Those are prizes! [eats a mouthful] Ooh, a blasting cap.










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Crooks Anonymous (1962)

Country Date

USA 30 October 1963 (New York City, New York)










http://community.seattletimes.nwsource.com/archive/?date=19970418&slug=2534429

Friday, April 18, 1997

Jean Godden

She Asked Wrong Guy For A Buck

By Jean Godden

Times Staff Columnist

Even though he's been kicked upstairs, crime keeps happening to newly appointed King County Sheriff Dave Reichert. The busy sheriff sighs and asks, "Why me?"

Last week's incident: On his way home from work, Reichert stopped in Kent for a haircut. Afterward, he was approached by a woman in her late 30s. She said, "I need help. I've run out of gas. I could use a dollar, and then I could get home."

Reichert pulled out a buck and offered to drive the woman to a nearby gas station. She said, "I don't ride with strangers." Reichert explained he was a law officer and would drive her in a police car.

The woman countered that she'd just flagged down a friend and he had offered her a ride.

Sounded odd, but Reichert shrugged and set off for his car. As he was getting behind the wheel, he glanced back and saw the woman had disappeared. Suddenly a car darted out with a man driving. Reichert followed.

The car pulled a U-turn. So did Reichert. Then Reichert saw a pair of eyeballs peering through the rear window.

It was the woman panhandler.

The sheriff kept following, eventually catching up with the couple at a gas station.

When Reichert accosted them, the woman warily asked, "Do you want your dollar back?"

"No," said Reichert. "I'd like to see your I.D." He called for a records check and made an interesting discovery. The guy was clean, but the woman had five outstanding warrants on theft and drug charges.

Reichert patted the woman down, discovering a roll of $1 bills. Within minutes, three other King County patrol cars arrived on the scene.

They had responded after hearing, via radio, that "Car One," the sheriff's car, was involved.

One of the assisting officers told the stunned suspect, "Lady, you've just been arrested by the sheriff."

Chances are the woman wishes she'd picked someone else - anyone else - to panhandle.





http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Organized_crime

Organized crime

Organized crime or criminal organizations are groups or operations run by criminals, most commonly for the purpose of generating a monetary profit. The Organized Crime Control Act (U.S., 1970) defines organized crime as "The unlawful activities of ... a highly organized, disciplined association...".


In order for a criminal organization to prosper, some degree of support is required from the society in which it lives. Thus, it is often necessary to corrupt some of its respected members, most commonly achieved through bribery, blackmail, and the establishment of symbiotic relationships with legitimate businesses. Judicial and police officers and legislators are especially targeted for control by organized crime via bribes.





http://law.justia.com/cases/federal/appellate-courts/F2/651/239/158336/

Justia.com


651 F.2d 239: United States of America, Appellee, v. John D. Long, Appellant


United States Court of Appeals, Fourth Circuit. - 651 F.2d 239

Argued Jan. 9, 1981.Decided June 12, 1981


To establish a violation of the RICO statute, the government must show that the enterprise affects interstate commerce.










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Why Us? (1981) (TV)

Country Date

USA 21 August 1981










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Lisa's Rival [ RACKETEER INFLUENCED AND CORRUPT ORGANIZATIONS US Title 18 ]

Original airdate in N.A.: 11-Sep-94


The sun rises over Springfield as Homer sits outside with a club in front of a mound of sugar.

Homer: [sleepy] Must...protect...sugar. Thieves everywhere. The strong must protect the sweet...the sweet...[snores]

Marge: [walking out] Homer?

Homer: [with a Spanish accent] In America, first you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women...[snores]

Marge: Homer...Homer!

Homer: Wha...what?

Marge: I want you to forget about guarding the stupid sugar! You're being completely paranoid.

Homer: Oh, am I? Am I really? Ah ha!

[Pulls a man from behind the pile]

Thief: [holds teacup and saucer] Hello.

Homer: All right, pal: where'd you get the sugar for that tea?

Thief: I nicked it when you let your guard down for that split second, and I'd do it again. [sips tea] Goodbye.

-- Homer Pacino defends his territory, "Lisa's Rival"

Homer pleads his case with Marge.

Homer: You see, Marge? Do you see?

Marge: Homer, when are you going to give up this crazy sugar scheme?










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"Vendetta"

The Sugar Man (1966)

Country Date

UK 4 November 1966



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Vendetta (TV series 1966–1968)

The Sugar Man (#1.1)

Release Date: 4 November 1966 (UK)