1996 film "Star Trek: First Contact" DVD video: [ RACKETEER INFLUENCED AND CORRUPT ORGANIZATIONS US Title 18 ]
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Starfleet Captain Jean-Luc Picard: Ruby. This is not a good time.
Ruby: It's never the time for us, is it, Dix? Always some excuse - some case you're working on.
Starfleet Captain Jean-Luc Picard: I have to talk to Nicky. I'll see you later.
Ruby: Okay, but watch your caboose. And dump the broad.
Nicky the Nose: Well, well, well. Look what the cat dragged in. What's shaking, Dix?
Jean Luc-Picard: The usual, Nick. Martinis and skirts. Excuse me.
Nicky's goon: Hey, I'm going to take that personal in a second.
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Gals and Gallons (1939)
Country Date
USA 16 May 1939
From 5/16/1939 ( premiere US film "Gals and Gallons" ) To 3/16/1991 ( date hijacked from me:my first successful major test of my ultraspace matter transportation device as Kerry Wayne Burgess the successful Ph.D. graduate Columbia South Carolina ) is 18932 days
18932 = 9466 + 9466
From 11/2/1965 ( my birth date in Antlers Oklahoma USA and my birthdate as the known official Deputy United States Marshal Kerry Wayne Burgess and active duty United States Marine Corps officer ) To 10/3/1991 ( RACKETEER INFLUENCED AND CORRUPT ORGANIZATIONS US Title 18 - the MIT Ig Nobel Prize & the Bill Clinton presidential election announcement & all Bill Clinton activity ) is 9466 days
From 4/15/1965 ( premiere US film "Crack in the World" ) To 3/16/1991 ( date hijacked from me:my first successful major test of my ultraspace matter transportation device as Kerry Wayne Burgess the successful Ph.D. graduate Columbia South Carolina ) is 9466 days
From 11/2/1965 ( my birth date in Antlers Oklahoma USA and my birthdate as the known official Deputy United States Marshal Kerry Wayne Burgess and active duty United States Marine Corps officer ) To 10/3/1991 ( RACKETEER INFLUENCED AND CORRUPT ORGANIZATIONS US Title 18 - the MIT Ig Nobel Prize & the Bill Clinton presidential election announcement & all Bill Clinton activity ) is 9466 days
From 4/15/1965 ( premiere US TV series episode "The Munsters"::"Country Club Munsters" ) To 3/16/1991 ( date hijacked from me:my first successful major test of my ultraspace matter transportation device as Kerry Wayne Burgess the successful Ph.D. graduate Columbia South Carolina ) is 9466 days
From 11/2/1965 ( my birth date in Antlers Oklahoma USA and my birthdate as the known official Deputy United States Marshal Kerry Wayne Burgess and active duty United States Marine Corps officer ) To 10/3/1991 ( RACKETEER INFLUENCED AND CORRUPT ORGANIZATIONS US Title 18 - the MIT Ig Nobel Prize & the Bill Clinton presidential election announcement & all Bill Clinton activity ) is 9466 days
From 4/15/1965 ( premiere US TV series episode "My Three Sons"::"Tramp and the Prince" ) To 3/16/1991 ( date hijacked from me:my first successful major test of my ultraspace matter transportation device as Kerry Wayne Burgess the successful Ph.D. graduate Columbia South Carolina ) is 9466 days
From 11/2/1965 ( my birth date in Antlers Oklahoma USA and my birthdate as the known official Deputy United States Marshal Kerry Wayne Burgess and active duty United States Marine Corps officer ) To 10/3/1991 ( RACKETEER INFLUENCED AND CORRUPT ORGANIZATIONS US Title 18 - the MIT Ig Nobel Prize & the Bill Clinton presidential election announcement & all Bill Clinton activity ) is 9466 days
From 1/8/1941 ( Robert Stephenson Smyth Baden-Powell - deceased ) To 10/3/1991 ( RACKETEER INFLUENCED AND CORRUPT ORGANIZATIONS US Title 18 - the MIT Ig Nobel Prize & the Bill Clinton presidential election announcement & all Bill Clinton activity ) is 18530 days
18530 = 9265 + 9265
From 11/2/1965 ( my birth date in Antlers Oklahoma USA and my birthdate as the known official Deputy United States Marshal Kerry Wayne Burgess and active duty United States Marine Corps officer ) To 3/16/1991 ( date hijacked from me:my first successful major test of my ultraspace matter transportation device as Kerry Wayne Burgess the successful Ph.D. graduate Columbia South Carolina ) is 9265 days
From 1/8/1941 ( Graham Chapman ) To 10/3/1991 ( RACKETEER INFLUENCED AND CORRUPT ORGANIZATIONS US Title 18 - the MIT Ig Nobel Prize & the Bill Clinton presidential election announcement & all Bill Clinton activity ) is 18530 days
18530 = 9265 + 9265
From 11/2/1965 ( my birth date in Antlers Oklahoma USA and my birthdate as the known official Deputy United States Marshal Kerry Wayne Burgess and active duty United States Marine Corps officer ) To 3/16/1991 ( date hijacked from me:my first successful major test of my ultraspace matter transportation device as Kerry Wayne Burgess the successful Ph.D. graduate Columbia South Carolina ) is 9265 days
From 3/16/1991 ( date hijacked from me:my first successful major test of my ultraspace matter transportation device as Kerry Wayne Burgess the successful Ph.D. graduate Columbia South Carolina ) To 10/3/1991 ( RACKETEER INFLUENCED AND CORRUPT ORGANIZATIONS US Title 18 - the MIT Ig Nobel Prize & the Bill Clinton presidential election announcement & all Bill Clinton activity ) is 201 days
From 11/2/1965 ( my birth date in Antlers Oklahoma USA and my birthdate as the known official Deputy United States Marshal Kerry Wayne Burgess and active duty United States Marine Corps officer ) To 5/22/1966 ( premiere US TV series episode "Perry Mason"::"The Case of the Final Fade-Out" ) is 201 days
From 3/16/1991 ( date hijacked from me:my first successful major test of my ultraspace matter transportation device as Kerry Wayne Burgess the successful Ph.D. graduate Columbia South Carolina ) To 10/3/1991 ( RACKETEER INFLUENCED AND CORRUPT ORGANIZATIONS US Title 18 - the MIT Ig Nobel Prize & the Bill Clinton presidential election announcement & all Bill Clinton activity ) is 201 days
From 11/2/1965 ( my birth date in Antlers Oklahoma USA and my birthdate as the known official Deputy United States Marshal Kerry Wayne Burgess and active duty United States Marine Corps officer ) To 5/22/1966 ( premiere United Kingdom TV miniseries "Death Is a Good Living" ) is 201 days
From 10/3/1991 ( RACKETEER INFLUENCED AND CORRUPT ORGANIZATIONS US Title 18 - the MIT Ig Nobel Prize & the Bill Clinton presidential election announcement & all Bill Clinton activity ) To 1/19/1993 ( in Asheville North Carolina as Deputy United States Marshal Kerry Wayne Burgess I was seriously wounded by gunfire when I returned fatal gunfire to a fugitive from United States federal justice who was another criminal sent by Bill Gates-Nazi-Microsoft-George Bush the cowardly violent criminal in another attempt to kill me the known official Deputy United States Marshal Kerry Wayne Burgess and active duty United States Marine Corps officer ) is 474 days
474 = 237 + 237
From 11/2/1965 ( my birth date in Antlers Oklahoma USA and my birthdate as the known official Deputy United States Marshal Kerry Wayne Burgess and active duty United States Marine Corps officer ) To 6/27/1966 ( premiere United Kingdom TV series episode "Jackanory"::"Pegasus the Winged Horse" ) is 237 days
From 6/16/1934 ( premiere US film "Racketeer Round-up" ) To 10/3/1991 ( RACKETEER INFLUENCED AND CORRUPT ORGANIZATIONS US Title 18 - the MIT Ig Nobel Prize & the Bill Clinton presidential election announcement & all Bill Clinton activity ) is 20928 days
20928 = 10464 + 10464
From 11/2/1965 ( my birth date in Antlers Oklahoma USA and my birthdate as the known official Deputy United States Marshal Kerry Wayne Burgess and active duty United States Marine Corps officer ) To 6/27/1994 ( United States Navy Fleet Admiral Thomas Reagan the pilot and plane crash survivor along with me Kerry Wayne Burgess - circa 1990 also known for official duty as Wayne Newman the Deputy United States Marshal and then as Chief Deputy United States Marshal and the active duty commissioned officer of the United States Marine Corps - and the other Lockheed L-1011 aircraft passengers and crew murdered in a scheduled terrorism-sabotage attack by Bill Gates-Nazi-Microsoft-Corbis-NASA-George Bush the cowardly violent criminal by causing the external mounted Orbital Sciences Pegasus space satellite booster rocket to explode and fatally disable our aircraft ) is 10464 days
From 7/9/1977 ( the United States Navy warship USS Pegasus PHM 1 commissioned into United States Navy battle force fleet active service ) To 10/3/1991 ( RACKETEER INFLUENCED AND CORRUPT ORGANIZATIONS US Title 18 - the MIT Ig Nobel Prize & the Bill Clinton presidential election announcement & all Bill Clinton activity ) is 5199 days
From 11/2/1965 ( my birth date in Antlers Oklahoma USA and my birthdate as the known official Deputy United States Marshal Kerry Wayne Burgess and active duty United States Marine Corps officer ) To 1/27/1980 ( premiere US TV series episode "Galactica 1980"::series premiere episode "Galactica Finds Earth - Part 1" ) is 5199 days
From 11/16/1970 ( the Lockheed L-1011 Tristar jet aircraft first flight ) To 10/3/1991 ( RACKETEER INFLUENCED AND CORRUPT ORGANIZATIONS US Title 18 - the MIT Ig Nobel Prize & the Bill Clinton presidential election announcement & all Bill Clinton activity ) is 7626 days
From 11/2/1965 ( my birth date in Antlers Oklahoma USA and my birthdate as the known official Deputy United States Marshal Kerry Wayne Burgess and active duty United States Marine Corps officer ) To 9/19/1986 ( premiere US TV series "Starman" ) is 7626 days
From 11/16/1970 ( the Lockheed L-1011 Tristar jet aircraft first flight ) To 10/3/1991 ( RACKETEER INFLUENCED AND CORRUPT ORGANIZATIONS US Title 18 - the MIT Ig Nobel Prize & the Bill Clinton presidential election announcement & all Bill Clinton activity ) is 7626 days
From 11/2/1965 ( my birth date in Antlers Oklahoma USA and my birthdate as the known official Deputy United States Marshal Kerry Wayne Burgess and active duty United States Marine Corps officer ) To 9/19/1986 ( premiere US film "Radioactive Dreams" ) is 7626 days
From 7/19/1989 ( Bill Gates-Microsoft-George Bush murders 111 passengers and crew of United Airlines Flight 232 and destroys the United Airlines Flight 232 aircraft because I was a passenger of United Airlines Flight 232 as United States Navy Petty Officer Second Class Kerry Wayne Burgess and I was assigned to maintain custody of a United States military prisoner ) To 10/3/1991 ( RACKETEER INFLUENCED AND CORRUPT ORGANIZATIONS US Title 18 - the MIT Ig Nobel Prize & the Bill Clinton presidential election announcement & all Bill Clinton activity ) is 806 days
From 11/2/1965 ( my birth date in Antlers Oklahoma USA and my birthdate as the known official Deputy United States Marshal Kerry Wayne Burgess and active duty United States Marine Corps officer ) To 1/17/1968 ( premiere US film "The Biggest Bundle of Them All" ) is 806 days
From 5/9/1958 ( premiere US film "Vertigo" ) To 10/3/1991 ( RACKETEER INFLUENCED AND CORRUPT ORGANIZATIONS US Title 18 - the MIT Ig Nobel Prize & the Bill Clinton presidential election announcement & all Bill Clinton activity ) is 12200 days
12200 = 6100 + 6100
From 11/2/1965 ( my birth date in Antlers Oklahoma USA and my birthdate as the known official Deputy United States Marshal Kerry Wayne Burgess and active duty United States Marine Corps officer ) To 7/16/1982 ( premiere United Kingdom film "Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan" ) is 6100 days
From 8/5/1953 ( premiere US film "From Here to Eternity" ) To 10/3/1991 ( RACKETEER INFLUENCED AND CORRUPT ORGANIZATIONS US Title 18 - the MIT Ig Nobel Prize & the Bill Clinton presidential election announcement & all Bill Clinton activity ) is 13938 days
13938 = 6969 + 6969
From 11/2/1965 ( my birth date in Antlers Oklahoma USA and my birthdate as the known official Deputy United States Marshal Kerry Wayne Burgess and active duty United States Marine Corps officer ) To 12/1/1984 ( the United States Navy warship USS Taylor FFG 50 commissioned into United States Navy battle force fleet active service - departing in 1986 as Kerry Wayne Burgess the United States Navy Fire Controlman Petty Officer 3rd Class my first United States Navy fleet assignment beginning in December 1984 ) is 6969 days
From 8/19/1982 ( premiere US TV movie "Rooster" ) To 10/3/1991 ( RACKETEER INFLUENCED AND CORRUPT ORGANIZATIONS US Title 18 - the MIT Ig Nobel Prize & the Bill Clinton presidential election announcement & all Bill Clinton activity ) is 3332 days
3332 = 1666 + 1666
From 11/2/1965 ( my birth date in Antlers Oklahoma USA and my birthdate as the known official Deputy United States Marshal Kerry Wayne Burgess and active duty United States Marine Corps officer ) To 5/26/1970 ( premiere US film "Beneath the Planet of the Apes" ) is 1666 days
From 11/20/1989 ( RACKETEER INFLUENCED AND CORRUPT ORGANIZATIONS US Title 18 - premiere US film "Back to the Future Part II" ) To 10/3/1991 ( RACKETEER INFLUENCED AND CORRUPT ORGANIZATIONS US Title 18 - the MIT Ig Nobel Prize & the Bill Clinton presidential election announcement & all Bill Clinton activity ) is 682 days
From 11/2/1965 ( my birth date in Antlers Oklahoma USA and my birthdate as the known official Deputy United States Marshal Kerry Wayne Burgess and active duty United States Marine Corps officer ) To 9/15/1967 ( premiere US TV series episode "Star Trek"::"Amok Time" ) is 682 days
From 10/28/1967 ( Julia Roberts ) To 10/3/1991 ( RACKETEER INFLUENCED AND CORRUPT ORGANIZATIONS US Title 18 - the MIT Ig Nobel Prize & the Bill Clinton presidential election announcement & all Bill Clinton activity ) is 8741 days
From 11/2/1965 ( my birth date in Antlers Oklahoma USA and my birthdate as the known official Deputy United States Marshal Kerry Wayne Burgess and active duty United States Marine Corps officer ) To 10/8/1989 ( premiere US TV series episode "Married with Children"::"He Ain't Much, But He's Mine" ) is 8741 days
From 10/14/1987 ( the media frenzy and the rescue begins of Jessica McClure in Midland Texas ) To 10/3/1991 ( RACKETEER INFLUENCED AND CORRUPT ORGANIZATIONS US Title 18 - the MIT Ig Nobel Prize & the Bill Clinton presidential election announcement & all Bill Clinton activity ) is 1450 days
1450 = 725 + 725
From 11/2/1965 ( my birth date in Antlers Oklahoma USA and my birthdate as the known official Deputy United States Marshal Kerry Wayne Burgess and active duty United States Marine Corps officer ) To 10/28/1967 ( Julia Roberts ) is 725 days
From 5/4/1954 ( premiere US film "Prisoner of War" ) To 10/3/1991 ( RACKETEER INFLUENCED AND CORRUPT ORGANIZATIONS US Title 18 - the MIT Ig Nobel Prize & the Bill Clinton presidential election announcement & all Bill Clinton activity ) is 13666 days
13666 = 6833 + 6833
From 11/2/1965 ( my birth date in Antlers Oklahoma USA and my birthdate as the known official Deputy United States Marshal Kerry Wayne Burgess and active duty United States Marine Corps officer ) To 7/18/1984 ( the James Oliver Huberty mass murder by gunfire at the McDonalds in San Ysidro California ) is 6833 days
From 10/3/1991 ( RACKETEER INFLUENCED AND CORRUPT ORGANIZATIONS US Title 18 - the MIT Ig Nobel Prize & the Bill Clinton presidential election announcement & all Bill Clinton activity ) To 12/25/1991 ( as United States Marine Corps Warrant Officer Kerry Wayne Burgess I was prisoner of war in Croatia ) is 83 days
From 11/2/1965 ( my birth date in Antlers Oklahoma USA and my birthdate as the known official Deputy United States Marshal Kerry Wayne Burgess and active duty United States Marine Corps officer ) To 1/24/1966 ( premiere US TV series episode "The Andy Griffith Show"::"Lost and Found" ) is 83 days
From 11/9/1985 ( my biological father's brother and my uncle Charles the Prince of Wales and Diana the Princess of Wales attend the reception at the United States of America White House hosted by my biological maternal grandfather Ronald Reagan the President of the United States ) To 10/3/1991 ( RACKETEER INFLUENCED AND CORRUPT ORGANIZATIONS US Title 18 - the MIT Ig Nobel Prize & the Bill Clinton presidential election announcement & all Bill Clinton activity ) is 2154 days
From 11/2/1965 ( my birth date in Antlers Oklahoma USA and my birthdate as the known official Deputy United States Marshal Kerry Wayne Burgess and active duty United States Marine Corps officer ) To 9/26/1971 ( Susan Smith ) is 2154 days
From 10/11/1962 ( premiere US TV series "McHale's Navy"::series premiere episode "An Ensign for McHale" ) To 10/3/1991 ( RACKETEER INFLUENCED AND CORRUPT ORGANIZATIONS US Title 18 - the MIT Ig Nobel Prize & the Bill Clinton presidential election announcement & all Bill Clinton activity ) is 10584 days
From 11/2/1965 ( my birth date in Antlers Oklahoma USA and my birthdate as the known official Deputy United States Marshal Kerry Wayne Burgess and active duty United States Marine Corps officer ) To 10/25/1994 ( Susan Smith murders her two children and dumps them in her car in the John D. Long Lake near Union South Carolina ) is 10584 days
From 7/31/1987 ( premiere US film "The Lost Boys" ) To 10/3/1991 ( RACKETEER INFLUENCED AND CORRUPT ORGANIZATIONS US Title 18 - the MIT Ig Nobel Prize & the Bill Clinton presidential election announcement & all Bill Clinton activity ) is 1525 days
From 11/2/1965 ( my birth date in Antlers Oklahoma USA and my birthdate as the known official Deputy United States Marshal Kerry Wayne Burgess and active duty United States Marine Corps officer ) To 1/5/1970 ( premiere US TV series "All My Children" ) is 1525 days
From 2/18/1991 ( the Bill Gates-Microsoft-Nazi-George Bush attack against the US Navy warship USS Princeton CG 59 as another attempt to kill me Kerry Wayne Burgess - circa 1990 also known for official duty as Wayne Newman and as Matthew Kline the United States Marine Corps Warrant Officer - and my biological brother US Navy Fleet Admiral Thomas Reagan the US Navy SEAL as he and I served the US Navy presence in the Persian Gulf again at the same time ) To 10/3/1991 ( RACKETEER INFLUENCED AND CORRUPT ORGANIZATIONS US Title 18 - the MIT Ig Nobel Prize & the Bill Clinton presidential election announcement & all Bill Clinton activity ) is 227 days
From 11/2/1965 ( my birth date in Antlers Oklahoma USA and my birthdate as the known official Deputy United States Marshal Kerry Wayne Burgess and active duty United States Marine Corps officer ) To 6/17/1966 ( Jason Patric ) is 227 days
From 10/23/1986 ( premiere US TV movie "Master of the World" ) To 10/3/1991 ( RACKETEER INFLUENCED AND CORRUPT ORGANIZATIONS US Title 18 - the MIT Ig Nobel Prize & the Bill Clinton presidential election announcement & all Bill Clinton activity ) is 1806 days
1806 = 903 + 903
From 11/2/1965 ( my birth date in Antlers Oklahoma USA and my birthdate as the known official Deputy United States Marshal Kerry Wayne Burgess and active duty United States Marine Corps officer ) To 4/23/1968 ( Timothy James McVeigh ) is 903 days
From 11/1/1932 ( premiere US film "The Devil Horse" ) To 10/3/1991 ( RACKETEER INFLUENCED AND CORRUPT ORGANIZATIONS US Title 18 - the MIT Ig Nobel Prize & the Bill Clinton presidential election announcement & all Bill Clinton activity ) is 21520 days
21520 = 10760 + 10760
From 11/2/1965 ( my birth date in Antlers Oklahoma USA and my birthdate as the known official Deputy United States Marshal Kerry Wayne Burgess and active duty United States Marine Corps officer ) To 4/19/1995 ( Bill Gates-Nazi-Microsoft-Corbis-George Bush the cowardly violent criminal in a scheduled terrorist attack destroys the Oklahoma City Alfred P. Murrah Federal Building with many fatalities and massive destruction to the United States of America Alfred P. Murrah Federal Building and the local area ) is 10760 days
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Laurels, hardy-har-har Big brains are aquiver at MIT: Who will win the Ig Nobel Prize?
The Boston Globe (Boston, MA)
October 3, 1991 | David L. Chandler, Globe Staff
With grand pomp and circumstance, the Swedish meatball king and queen will hold aloft huge, ornate medallions and then, bucket-brigade style, pass them down the dais to the designated recipients.
The recipients may be delighted, or they may be outraged. Then again, they may be absent.
Theatrical, yes. A typical academic awards ceremony, no.
But it's sure to be fun. This is the program for tonight's first annual Ig Nobel Prize ceremony at MIT, a carefully-crafted spoof named for the fabled inventor of soda pop, Ignatius Nobel, who is alleged to be a distant relative of the fellow who endowed those other, better-known Nobel Prizes. The awards, to be given in 10 ...
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Los Angeles Times
Clinton Enters Race, Urges Citizens to Do More for U.S. : Politics: Arkansas governor, a moderate Democrat, vows he'd expand economic opportunity as President.
October 04, 1991|ROBERT SHOGAN | TIMES POLITICAL WRITER
LITTLE ROCK, Ark. — Arkansas Gov. Bill Clinton declared his candidacy for the Democratic presidential nomination here Thursday
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Thursday, October 3, 1991
Clinton Takes Centrist Stance To The 1992 Presidential Race
By John King
AP
LITTLE ROCK, Ark. - Gov. Bill Clinton today entered the 1992 presidential race with the accusation that President Bush is turning his back on America's middle class. Clinton promised to provide "leadership that will restore the American dream."
"The country is headed in the wrong direction fast, it's falling behind, losing its way, and all we have gotten out of Washington is status quo paralysis," Clinton told cheering supporters at a rally outside Arkansas' bunting-draped old Statehouse.
"Together we can make America great again and build a community of hope that will inspire the world."
Clinton is the second governor and fifth major Democratic candidate to join the 1992 Democratic field. All are newcomers to national politics, positioning themselves as outsiders ready to seize a government they portray as shortsighted and gridlocked.
It is a message Clinton has carried for more than a decade, and particularly in the last year as leader of the Democratic Leadership Council. The centrist group was formed by Southern and other Democrats who view the national party as too liberal and too tied to minorities and special interests.
"The change we must make isn't liberal or conservative," Clinton said. "It's both and it's different. The small towns and main streets of our country aren't like the corridors and back rooms of Washington. People out here don't care about the idle rhetoric of the `left' and `right' and `liberal' and `conservative' and all the other words that have made our politics a substitute for action.
"These families are crying out desperately for someone who believes the promise of America is to help them with their struggle to get ahead
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Hitler the comedian: The Nazi leader's bodyguard reveals a different side to the dictator
By ALLAN HALL
Last updated at 6:15 PM on 23rd June 2008
Adolf Hitler found time amid the bloodiest war in history to crack jokes with his cronies.
Hitler the comedian is one side of the Fuhrer painted in a new memoir called ‘The Last Witness‘ by one of the Nazi leader's bodyguards.
The book, by Rochus Misch - who also served as telephonist in the Berlin bunker - also depicts the scene after the dictator committed suicide.
Hitler, the mass killer, “had a small fund of jokes,“ recalled Misch, who is now 90.
“The boss was said to be particularly fond of a couple jokes and told the best ones over and over,“ he said.
While Misch did not divulge Hitler's favourite jokes ahead of the book's publication, one joke that Hitler liked to tell was at the expense of his pompous Luftwaffe chief Hermann Goering.
Goering was a man forever designing himself new uniforms and giving himself new orders and decorations.
“One day,“ Hitler used to say, “Mrs. Goering came into the bedchamber and found her husband waving his Field Marshall‘s baton over his underwear.
“‘Hermann, darling, what are you doing?‘ she enquired.
“‘I am promoting my underpants to overpants!‘“
Several instances of Hitler‘s humour ended up in a dossier called simply "The Hitler Book" which was compiled for Soviet leader Josef Stalin at the end of WW2.
It relates how Joseph Goebbels, the evil propaganda minister, told Hitler a latest scurrilous rumour: that the immensely vain Goering went to bed wearing medals on his pyjamas.
“Hitler liked the story so much,” according to the report “that he ordered Hoffmann to make some medals out of gold and silver foil as well as a bombastic citation for bravery to be presented to Goering.”
Another time Hitler and his henchmen roared with laughter all night long after "The Boss" cracked jokes about concentration camp inmates.
The same evening he saw that his official photographer Heinrich Hoffmann had drunk too much.
“Don‘t stand too near the fire Heini,“ said Hitler. “You‘ll catch alight!“
Such jokes are among those expected to feature in Misch's book, which will be published in Germany next week.
Misch said yesterday that although Hitler still laughed during wartime, he had been an even bigger joker in earlier days.
“I never saw Hitler laugh deeply. I could not personally state that Hitler had humour," he said.
"That might have been however because of the fact that I became acquainted with him only after the start of the war.
"As I knew from the ‘old timers‚‘ Hitler in wartime was a completely different Hitler from before the war."
Misch describes himself as “a last living piece of history“ and his modest flat in Berlin is filled with photos and scrapbooks of his service for a man who murdered millions.
The only soldier allowed to carry a weapon in the bunker, Misch joined the SS in 1937 aged 20 and was seriously wounded in 1939 in Poland. He recovered and was re-assigned to Hitler’s chancellery.
It was the memories of the last days in the bunker that have stayed with him throughout his life, particularly April 30 1945 when Hitler shot himself.
“There was perfect silence after his death,“ he said. “We waited. We waited maybe 20 minutes. I still don't remember who first opened the door to Hitler's rooms. I was really curious and came forward a few steps. Then somebody opened the second door.
“And it was then, as the second door opened, I saw Hitler, dead, lying on a chair. Eva Braun, his wife, on the couch completely clothed. In a dark dress and white, white skin. She was lying back.“
He was captured by the Russians, spent eight years in Soviet labour camps before returning to Germany.
