Monday, February 01, 2016

Burns' Heir




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The Simpsons (Repeat)

618 FXXPHD: Monday, February 1 8:00 PM [ 8:00 PM Monday 01 February 2016 Pacific Time USA ]

Sitcom, Animated

Burns' Heir

After experiencing a close call, Mr. Burns realizes he has no heir and holds auditions to select one.

Cast: Dan Castellaneta, Julie Kavner, Nancy Cartwright, Yeardley Smith, Harry Shearer, Hank Azaria Executive Producer(s): James L. Brooks, Matt Groening, David Mirkin

Original Air Date: Apr 14, 1994










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Springfield! Springfield!


The Simpsons

Burns' Heir


I want pizza and I want it delivered by Krusty the Clown.

- Hmm.

- Hmm.

Hey, it's Krusty the Pizza Man! [ Chortling ] All right. Where's my 400 bucks?

Hey, wait. How can you be here when your show's on live?

Ah, I just threw on an old rerun. No one will know the difference.










http://www.springfieldspringfield.co.uk/movie_script.php?movie=harold-kumar-escape-from-guantanamo-bay

Springfield! Springfield!


Harold & Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay (2008)


Well, well, well. I thought you'd never
show your face around here again.
What's the matter, Sally? I thought
I was one of your top customers.
Have you forgotten what happened
the last time you were here?
Because of you, my best girl quit.










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Flight (2012)


She still owes me $1 ,1 00!
-Plus damages!
-Shut up!
What, you want to sue her?
Spend 1 ,000 bucks, or you want to
make a cash deal with me?
Make up your mind.
Make up your mind!
l'll take 700 cash.
You're a hairy little creep, aren't you?
Some baseball bat bullshit.
Seven hundred, my ass.
There's 400 cash.










http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0087985/quotes

IMDb


Red Dawn (1984)

Quotes


Erica: I'll never love anybody again!










1978 film "Superman" DVD video"

01:56:48


Superman: Why - why did you kiss me first?

Miss Teschmacher: It - I didn't think you'd let me later.

Superman: Thank you, Miss Teschmacher.

Miss Teschmacher: Why is it I can't get it on with the good guys?










http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0078346/quotes

IMDb


Superman (1978)

Quotes


[Miss Teschmacher is posing as the victim of a car wreck]

Sergeant Hayley: She's having trouble breathing sir. What do you think?

Major: Well, I suggest a vigorous chest massage, and if that doesn't work, uh, mouth-to-mouth.

Sergeant Hayley: [enthusiastically] Yes, sir!

[bends to the task]

Major: [the Major pulls him to his feet] Sergeant, I won't have one of my men doing anything I wouldn't be prepared to do myself.

Sergeant Hayley: [disappointed] Yeah, but, sir!

Major: Get an ambulance. All right, men. Gather around. About face!










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IMDb


Red Dawn (1984)

Quotes


[last lines]

Erica: [closing narration] I never saw the Eckert Brothers again. In time, this war - like every other war - ended. But I never forgot. And I come to this place often, when no one else does.










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The Simpsons Season 5 Episode 18

Burns' Heir

Aired Sunday 8:00 PM Apr 14, 1994 on FOX

QUOTES


Judge Joy Snyder: This court rules in favor of Montgomery Burns! I find that it is clearly the boy's biological father!










http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0080736/quotes

IMDb


The Final Countdown (1980)

Quotes


Commander Richard Owens: I have a suspicion history will be a little more difficult to beat, than you imagine










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Springfield! Springfield!


Bourne Supremacy,The (2004)


- What is he actually doing?

- He's making his first mistake.

It's not a mistake. They don't make mistakes. They don't do random. There's always an objective. Always a target.

The objective and targets always came from us. Who's giving them to him now?

Scary version? He is.



- posted by H.V.O.M - Kerry Wayne Burgess 8:31 PM Pacific Time Spokane Valley Washington USA Monday 01 February 2016