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Springfield! Springfield!
The Simpsons
The War of the Simpsons
Do you remember the way you acted at the party? The way I acted? I must get out of these wet clothes and into a dry martini.
-Well said.
-Thank you.
-A fly! -I put it there.
-You did? -I slipped it in.
-Pure hilarity! -Pure Homer! The most whimsical jape of the season.
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The 42-minute Drama Of Flight 232
This article was written by Inquirer staff writer Larry Eichel based on reporting by Fawn Vrazo in Denver, Gilbert M. Gaul in Chicago and Paul Nussbaum and Andrew Cassel in Sioux City, Iowa. Inquirer staff writers Dwight Ott and John Way Jennings also contributed to this article
POSTED: July 23, 1989
They all remember the sound and the feel and not knowing what it was.
It was "sort of like a sonic boom," said Jerry Milford, 38, of Indianapolis, traveling with his family in Row 37, the second-to-last row of United Airlines Flight 232.
It felt like "a sudden, strong jolt," said A. Upton Rehnberg, 52, of Rockford, Ill., an executive with an aircraft-parts manufacturer, seated in Row 9 at the front of the coach section.
It was "kind of like an explosion. . . . It almost felt like you hit something," said Donna Treber, 47, of Westminster, Colo., a businesswoman seated in Row 15.
What they heard and felt at 3:16 CDT Wednesday afternoon six miles over Iowa was the rear engine blowing apart on their DC-10 jumbo jet with 296 people on board.
Precisely what happened to that General Electric CF6-6 engine will be determined by federal investigators in the weeks ahead. What happened inside the plane is already seared forever in the memories of the survivors.
They will never forget the sense of imminent doom, the frightening approach to the Sioux Gateway Airport, the impact of the plane crashing into the cornfield, the flash of flame, the moment they realized they were not going to die and the moment they realized that many of their fellow passengers had not been so fortunate.
One hundred eighty-six people survived. One hundred ten died in the crash, the 10th worst in U.S. history.
Their ordeal began with the sound, which came as the eight flight attendants were clearing away a lunch of chicken fingers and potato chips. When it happened, it was cause for concern but not alarm - even if it was strong enough to knock the flight attendants to the floor.
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The Simpsons (TV Series)
Bart Gets Famous (1994)
Quotes
[Krusty the Klown cast members are eating lunch]
Sideshow Mel: Bah! There's cheese in this sandwich. Surely you know I'm lactose intolerant.
Bart: Sorry!
Sideshow Mel: Sorry? Do you know how sick this is going to make me? Oh, boy! Come stand outside the bathroom. I want to yell at you some more...
[Mel yells from inside the bathroom]
Sideshow Mel: Why you little rapscallion!
Bart: Show business sucks.
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The Simpsons Season 5 Episode 12
Bart Gets Famous
Aired Sunday 8:00 PM Feb 03, 1994 on FOX
AIRED: 2/3/94
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0066471/releaseinfo
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Too Late the Hero (1970)
Release Info
USA 20 May 1970 (Hollywood, California) (premiere)
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Too Late the Hero (1970)
Plot Summary
A WWII film set on a Pacific island. Japanese and allied forces occupy different parts of the island. When a group of British soldiers are sent on a mission behind enemy lines, things don't go exactly to plan. This film differs in that some of the 'heros' are very reluctant, but they come good when they are pursued by the Japanese who are determined to prevent them returning to base.
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Falling Down (1993)
Quotes
Bill Foster: What about the brief case? You forgot the brief case! I'm going home! So clear a path, you motherfuckers! Clear a path! I'M GOING HOME!
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Springfield! Springfield!
The Simpsons
Bart Gets Famous
- [ Shouting Continues ] The most hideous child I have ever witnessed.
! Bart! I need to use you in a sketch.
- You want me to be on the show? - It's just one line.
- Mel's supposed to say it, but he's dead.
- Dead? Or sick.
I don't know.
I forget.
Anyway, all you gotta do is say, ''I am waiting for a bus.
'' Then I hit you with pies for five minutes.
Got that? - ''I am waiting for a bus.
'' - Makes me laugh.
Let's go.
- [ Buzzes ] - [ Applause ] "[ Vaudeville ] I am waiting for a-- Whoa! - Ooh! - Aah! - I didn't do it.
- [ Laughter, Applause ] [ Cheering, Hooting ] Oh, man.
It's a miracle we got through that one.
Remind me never to let you on stage again, kid.
Some people got it, some people don't.
And you, my young friend, do not have-- Hold on.
I wanna finish this thought outside.
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The Simpsons (TV Series)
Bart Gets Famous (1994)
Quotes
Krusty the Clown: Next thing you know you're some schmuck working in a box factory.
Box Factory Manager: I heard that.
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- posted by H.V.O.M - Kerry Wayne Burgess 03:50 AM Pacific Time Spokane Valley Washington USA Saturday 20 February 2016
