Tuesday, August 28, 2007

That's one curiously small footprint for an adult male.

This episode premiered precisely 1 week before Phoebe turned 33 years, 5.9 months old. "Homer" is searching for his soulmate and then understands that "Marge" has always been his soulmate.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/El_Viaje_Misterioso_de_Nuestro_Jomer_%28The_Mysterious_Voyage_of_Homer%29

Homer starts off the day by trying to read his morning paper, only to discover a large section is missing. He questions the family, but everyone denies doing it, even Marge, who is holding a pair of scissors. Lenny later calls asking Homer if he would need a ride that afternoon, to which Homer asks why. As he is trying to hear what Lenny is saying, Marge turns on the vacuum cleaner, and disconnects the phone jack with it.

Marge starts acting suspiciously by smoking cigarettes, and Homer decides to go for a walk outside and smells chili, causing him to suddenly remember the annual Chili Cook-Off. Marge admits that she had tried to keep Homer from going because of Homer's behavior at the previous year's event. He got extremely drunk and got inside of a cotton candy maker yelling, "Look at me! I'm a puffy pink cloud!"

After some begging, Marge allows Homer to go, with the condition that he not drink any beer. While at the cook-off Homer demonstrates an extraordinary ability to withstand hot foods, until he falls victim to Chief Wiggum's chili which is spiked with "The Merciless Peppers of Quetzlzacatenango." At first unable to eat the fantastically hot peppers, Homer eventually eats several of them after coating the inside of his mouth with candle wax.

The peppers bring on a hallucination in which Homer is trapped in a bizarre fantasy world. He encounters a large snake, a gigantic butterfly, a tortoise and he even destroys the sun. Homer finally arrives at a large pyramid and meets his spirit guide - a coyote. The coyote advises Homer to find his soulmate, and questions Homer's assumption that he has already found her in Marge. Meanwhile, Marge hears of Homer's strange behavior and believes that he broke his promise and drank beer. She angrily gathers the kids and drives home.

The next day, Homer regains his senses while lying in a golf course sand trap. He rationalizes his dream, comparing the desert he wandered in to the real life location, and the talking coyote with a passing talking dog. After returning home, he finds Marge angry with him for odd behavior at the cook-off. Homer then makes note of their fundamental personality differences. Filled with doubt, he searches elsewhere for a soulmate, yet fails in each instance.

Eventually he becomes convinced that the lighthouse keeper might be his soulmate, since they would both be theoretically lonely individuals, but instead finds the lighthouse is operated by a machine. Seeing a ship, Homer destroys the lighthouse's light in hopes that it will cause the boat to come closer. Suddenly Marge arrives, having known exactly where Homer would go, and she and Homer realize that they share a profound mystical understanding and decide that they really are soulmates.

Meanwhile, the ship runs aground, spilling its precious cargo of hot pants. The citizens of Springfield happily retrieve the pants while Marge and Homer embrace





Phoebe turned 33 years, 5 months, 9 days, old on 12/25/1996, which was 4 days before the premiere date of this episode and is within the day-of-week scheduling constraint. Assuming I had creative input into this episode, I think I incorporated a few details about my youth as I was preparing for the mission to the comet and something about a research program I was part of. I recognize a few other details that relevant to my current mission, that is part of my official United States federal undercover assignment.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hurricane_Neddy

"Hurricane Neddy" is the eighth episode of The Simpsons' eighth season which originally aired December 29, 1996.[1] Hurricane Barbara viciously strikes Springfield but, by pure chance, the house of Ned Flanders is the only one destroyed. As a result, he begins to lose his faith in both God and the townspeople around him. It was written by Steve Young, directed by Bob Anderson[2] and guest stars Jon Lovitz as Jay Sherman from The Critic.[2]





This episode, that features prominently the FBI, was on a day when Phoebe was 33 years, 5.9 months old.

From 7/16/1963 to 1/12/1997 is: 33 years, 5 months, 27 days
27 / 30 = 0.9 month
From 7/16/1963 to 1/12/1997 is: 33 years, 5.9 months

33-59

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Springfield_Files

"The Springfield Files" is the tenth episode of The Simpsons' eighth season, which originally aired January 12, 1997.[1] It was written by Reid Harrison and directed by Steven Dean Moore.[1] Leonard Nimoy guest stars as himself and David Duchovny and Gillian Anderson guest star as Agents Fox Mulder and Dana Scully





Phoebe was 33 years, 4 months, 3 weeks, 3 days, old, on 12/10/1996, which was 5 days before this episode premiere and is with the day-of-week-scheduling constraint to form a 334-33 device. I assume the title of this episode is a reference to the 1985 "Back To The Future" where "George McFly" tells "Lorraine" that he is her "density" instead of 'destiny.'

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0779669/

"The Simpsons"
Lisa's Date with Density (1996)

Original Air Date: 15 December 1996

Plot Outline: At school, Nelson is caught with a cache of stolen items in his locker (including the "H" hood emblem from Supt. Chalmers' car) and is assigned to do chores with Groundskeeper Willie. Lisa is caught observing the goings-on and is assigned detention, where she develops a crush on Nelson. Lisa tries to reform Nelson, and it works for awhile. However, as the old saying goes, you can't teach a juvenile delinquent new tricks and it isn't long before Nelson is back to his old ways; he and his buddies had been caught throwing spoiled food at Skinner's house and tries to lie to Lisa about his participation in the whole thing, but ultimately lets slip the truth. Meanwhile, Homer obtains an autodialer and decides it will help him make easy money through his "Happy Dude" telemarketing scheme. Homer is eventually caught and made to use the autodialer to call back everyone he scammed in apology. Which he does ... then he asks for more money as part of a "Sorry Dude" scam.





http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0088763/quotes

Memorable quotes for
Back to the Future (1985)

George McFly: Lorraine, my density has bought me to you.

Lorraine Baines: What?

George McFly: Oh, what I meant to say was...

Lorraine Baines: Wait a minute, don't I know you from somewhere?

George McFly: Yes. Yes. I'm George, George McFly. I'm your density. I mean... your destiny.





In this movie, there is a curious dialog a scene that is set in the year 1955, after "Marty" goes back in time. "Doc Brown" asked "Marty" if Jane Wyman was First Lady even though Ronald Reagan was actually married to Nancy Davis by that time in 1955.

The UK release date for this movie seems to point to when I left that Jupiter moon Callisto after I had successfully diverted the comet.

From 3/4/1959 to 12/4/1985 is: 9772 days
9772 / 2 = 4886 days
From 7/16/1963 to 11/28/1976 is: 4884 days

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0088763/releaseinfo

Release dates for
Back to the Future (1985)

UK 4 December 1985