This Is What I Think.

Sunday, May 02, 2010

Gotta nuke something.




http://www.cswap.com/1996/Down_Periscope/cap/en/25fps/a/01_18

Down Periscope


1:18:17
- Sir, we have a shooting solution.
- Well!

1:18:20
Get the Stingray.
Give them the coordinates.

1:18:23
I want to tell them. He's targeted.
If he has the guts to acknowledge.

1:18:30
Sir, it's that General Whatshisname again.

1:18:35
Forget the phone. Put it on the squawk.

1:18:38
OK. Yes, sir.

1:18:51
Submarine "Stingray",
this is submarine "Orlando".

1:18:55
It has been confirmed.

1:18:57
You are targeted.

1:19:00
Orlando, this is Stingray.
Stingray one speaking.

1:19:04
We acknowledge the kill and
congratulate all the fine men on your boat.

1:19:08
Well, thank you, Captain.

1:19:10
However, at the time of your transmission
I had already fired two torpedoes.

1:19:16
- What?!
- You can probably hear them in the water.

1:19:19
And though we are dead, our fish are on
their way to the naval station dummy ship.

1:19:25
They hit, we still win.

1:19:28
Aar-harr!

1:19:33
You son of a bitch.

1:19:35
Were those hot torpedoes or exercise shots?

1:19:38
Sir, our fish are running hot,
straight and normal.










JOURNAL ARCHIVE: From: Kerry Burgess

To: Kerry Burgess

Sent: Mon, May 1, 2006 8:34:22 PM

Subject: OK

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/12577236/

WASHINGTON - The Supreme Court ruled Monday that one-time stripper and Playboy Playmate Anna Nicole Smith could pursue part of her late husband’s oil fortune.

[I wonder what her measurements are.]


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http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0099810/quotes

IMDb

The Internet Movie Database

Memorable quotes for

The Hunt for Red October (1990)


Capt. Bart Mancuso: My Morse is so rusty, I could be sending him dimensions on playmate of the month.










JOURNAL ARCHIVE: From: Kerry Burgess

To: Kerry Burgess

Sent: Tuesday, May 9, 2006 6:01:15 PM

Subject: Right


I wonder if this is where that guy painting the picture was standing?

http://local.live.com/?v=2&sp=aN.47.619681_-122.348911

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http://maps.google.com/?ie=UTF8&t=h&layer=tc&cbll=47.619176,-122.348985&panoid=-lfueBIXwUv3LKH8_yDIyw&cbp=12,354.84278861856137,,2,3.587035306919222&ll=47.619407,-122.349037&spn=0,359.99794&z=20

156 4th Ave N, Seattle, WA, United States










http://www.cswap.com/1990/The_Hunt_for_Red_October/cap/en/12_Parts/k/01_20

The Hunt for Red October


1:20:40
Surface the ship.
This guy is in for a hell of a ride.










http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ohio_class_submarine

Ohio class submarine

The Ohio class is a class of nuclear-powered submarines used by the United States Navy. The United States has 18 Ohio class submarines:

14 nuclear-powered SSBNs (ballistic missile submarines), each armed with 24 Trident II SLBMs; they are also known as "Trident" submarines, and provide the sea-based leg of the nuclear triad of the United States strategic nuclear weapons arsenal

4 nuclear-powered SSGNs (cruise missile submarines), each capable of carrying 154 Tomahawk cruise missiles with conventional warheads

The Ohio class is named after the lead submarine of this class, the USS Ohio (SSGN-726). The 14 Trident II SSBNs together carry around fifty percent of the total U.S. strategic warhead inventory. The exact number varies in an unpredictable and highly classified manner, at or below a maximum set by various strategic arms limitation treaties. Although the missiles have no pre-set targets when the submarine goes on patrol, the platform, when required, is capable of rapid targeting using secure and constant at-sea communications links. The Ohio class is the largest type of submarine ever constructed for the U.S. Navy, and are second only to the Russian Typhoon-class in displacement and size (the new Russian Borei class submarine has larger displacement when submerged, but not when surfaced).

The Ohio-class submarines were specifically designed for extended deterrence patrols.










http://www.snpp.com/episodes/4F01.html

Lisa's Date With Density

Original Airdate in U.S.: 15-Dec-96


Frink answer the phone and recognizes the machine as his very first patent. Disappointed in how his machine is being used, he controls it to extend its legs and wheel away back to him. "Oh, no, you don't!" claims Homer, chasing it down. He removes the legs and brings it back inside.

Nelson takes Lisa to his abode.

You're the first person I've had over to the house since my Dad went nuts.

-- Nelson brings Lisa over, "Lisa's Date With Density"

Underneath the welcome mat (stolen from Kwik-E-Mart, no less) are cockroaches. On top Nelson's key to the house are more bugs Nelson has to blow off. Nelson invites Lisa inside and into his unkept bedroom. Lisa discovers a poster on his wall of two whales being blown up.

Lisa: [reading] "Nuke the whales?" You don't really believe that, do you?

Nelson: I dunno. Gotta nuke something.

Lisa: Touche.