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Review: ‘Hawaii Five-0′ Season 5 Premiere

Sep. 14, 2014

The season five premiere of “Hawaii Five-0” — screened for local fans under the stars at Saturday’s Sunset on the Beach in Waikiki two weeks ahead of its network debut — reaches new heights of ridiculousness, even for such a logic-averse show.

And that makes it AWESOME!!!

For starters, short of a Rapture in which you are the only one left behind, you will never again get to see the island’s freeways, hotel lobbies, beaches and streets totally empty and devoid of human life.

Plus, a jet lands on Kalakaua Avenue.

A jet. On Kalakaua Avenue.

And Hurley, er, I mean Jerry, brings the plane down by channeling Luke Skywalker. Oh, yes.

Before I launch into an episode recap, let me first apologize for not being Wendie Burbridge, our dedicated Five-0 Redux blogger who, week in and week out, provides thoughtful, thorough and snark-free breakdowns of “Five-0″ episodes, as well as cast and crew interviews and valuable cultural insight for the Pulse.

Let me also apologize for being an infrequent viewer of “Five-0” who has no business recapping the show. In Wendie’s absence at Sunset on the Beach, I was drafted to review the season five premiere. So I will simply report what I saw and you can provide your own context.

Stay tuned for the real deal when the Five-0 Redux analyzes this episode after it airs nationally Sept. 26 on CBS.

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- posted by H.V.O.M - Kerry Wayne Burgess 11:18 AM Pacific Time Spokane Valley Washington USA Thursday 18 September 2014