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Simpson and Delilah


Burns: How would you improve the worker situation?

Homer: Well, sir, for one thing, we have a problem every Tuesday when the cafeteria would serve fish sticks...

Burns: Fish sticks!? What in blazes are you talking about?










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Simpson and Delilah


Do you have any specialties? Backrubs for harried executives.
|I'll show you.
No, that will be fine.
|Thank you, goodbye.
Hello.
|-How's my big, important executive? Oh, Marge.
Every woman I interview|makes kissy faces at me.
Hello, Mr.
Simpson.
I'm Karl.
-Hire him.










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Simpson and Delilah


Homer's tartar sauce solution seems to have worked...

You know, sir, accidents decreased by exactly the number that Simpson himself is known or suspected to have caused last month. And our output level is just as high as during Simpson's last vacation.


Burns is so impressed by Simpson's work that he gives Homer the key to the executive washroom. While Homer pays it a visit...

Oh, hey ho, men. You know, I was watching the Dumont last night, when I happened to catch a fascinating documentary on Rommel










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The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 2

Simpson and Delilah

Aired Sunday 8:00 PM Oct 18, 1990 on FOX

Quotes


(Mr. Burns and Smithers study security camera footage.)

Mr. Burns: Morons. Pathetic morons in my employ, stealing my precious money. This is hopeless. None of these cretins deserves a promotion.

Smithers: Well, it's in the union contract, sir. One token promotion from within per year.

Mr. Burns: Wait! Who is that young go-getter? (Points at a monitor with Homer on it.)

Smithers: Well, it sort of looks like (Chuckles) Homer Simpson, only more dynamic and resourceful.



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