Lisa's Pony

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618 FXXPHD: Monday, October 5 7:00 PM [ 7:00 PM Monday 05 October 2015 Pacific Time USA ]

Sitcom, Animated

Lisa's Pony

Homer's guilt prompts him to fulfill Lisa's dream of owning a pony.

Cast: Dan Castellaneta, Julie Kavner, Nancy Cartwright, Yeardley Smith, Harry Shearer, Hank Azaria Executive Producer(s): James L. Brooks, Matt Groening, David Mirkin

Original Air Date: Nov 07, 1991










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Apu: I won't lie to you: on this job, you will be shot at.










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Lisa's Pony


[ Homer Simpson: ] Lady, I'm buying a pony for my little girl and I don't care what it costs.

[ Aristocrat: ] Very good. That stunning creature over there is half a million dollars.

[ Homer Simpson: ] Half a million dollars?!

[ Aristocrat: ] He was sired by Seattle Slew. His mother won the Kentucky Derby. His likeness graces a stamp in Tanzania.

[ Homer Simpson: ] Sold.

[ Aristocrat: ] Mr. Simpson, do you have half a million dollars?

[ Homer Simpson: ] Sure, let me write you a check.

[ Aristocrat: ] Mr. Simpson this check is dated January 1 , 2054.

[ Homer Simpson: ] Is there a problem with that?

[ Aristocrat: ] Our ponies start at $5,000 cash.

[ Homer Simpson: ] Isn't there like a pound where you can pick up cheap ponies that ran away from home?

[ Aristocrat: ] I sincerely hope not.










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Wednesday, July 6, 2005

Reporter for New York Times sent to jail

By Pete Yost

The Associated Press

Prosecutor demands Time reporter testify

WASHINGTON — A federal judge today jailed New York Times reporter Judith Miller for refusing to divulge her source to a grand jury investigating the Bush administration's leak of an undercover CIA operative's name.

"There is still a realistic possibility that confinement might cause her to testify," U.S. District Judge Thomas Hogan said.

Miller stood up, hugged her lawyer and was escorted from the courtroom.










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[Homer goes to the plant credit union to get a loan to buy Lisa a pony]

Homer: Uh, I'd like to borrow $5,000.

Bank Clerk: Sorry, I can't approve a loan that size myself.

[she walks off; Mr. Burns and Smithers appear]

Mr. Burns: Hello.

Homer: Aah!

Mr. Burns: Simpson, eh? How can I help you?

Homer: Mr. Burns, you do this personally?

Mr. Burns: Oh, it's a hobby. I'm not in this for any personal gain, heavens no!










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Apollo: Why are you telling me this? Why now?

Starbuck: It's the end of the world, Lee. I thought I should confess my sins. (She puts her helmet on.) Set!

(Three armed men approach Doral. He puts his hands up.)

Man: Halt! No sudden moves!

Doral: Whoa! Whoa, wait a minute guys.

Captain: Get down on your knees and cross your ankles, now.

Doral: Just, just, just wait a minute! W-what? What do you want?

Captain: Hands behind your head.

(Cut to Doral, handcuffed to the bars of a cell.)

Tigh: If he's really a Cylon, why hasn't the storm radiation made him sick by now?

Baltar: Well, I can only theorize that it takes a while for the storm's effects to become readily apparent on Cylon physiology. By the time you'd encountered Leoben, he'd been here for several hours.

Doral: I don't suppose it matters to you that I am *not* a Cylon.

Tigh: Smartest thing you could do right now would be to shut your mouth. (to Baltar) Are you sure?

Baltar: One can never be a hundred percent sure. But the evidence, the evidence seems conclusive. Basically, basically all I did was, I expanded on, on your doctor's analysis of Leoben's corpse. I then went around the CIC discreetly taking random hair samples of people who've been working there, subjected that to a special form of spectrum analysis that I've been experimenting on for quite some time now. I then wrote a clinical computer subroutine to screen that for synthetic chemical combinations. Uh, his ones, his samples were the only samples to register as synthetic. As you can see...

Tigh: I'll take your word for it.

Six: And just like that, Dr. Baltar invents the amazing Cylon detector.

Doral: Look, gentlemen, I understand your concerns here. This is a very difficult situation, but I think you need to take a step back, take a deep breath, and really look at what you're doing here.

Tigh: I want everyone aboard this ship screened. No exceptions.

Baltar: I promise.

Doral: (He stands up, the guards point their guns at him.) Whoa, whoa, whoa. I don't know about anybody else, but I can tell you that I'm human. I'm, I'm from Oasis, you know it? It's a hamlet a couple stops out of Caprica City. I grew up on the South Side. I went to school at the Kobol Colleges on, on Geminon and I studied public relations!

Baltar: Oh, by the way, I don't know if this is important - might be important, might not be important - but earlier, when I was on the CIC, I noticed that Mr. Doral seemed to be doing, umm, well, I'm not exactly sure what it was that he was doing, but he seemed very interested in this odd-looking device on the battam - bottom of the DRADIS console.

Doral: What are you - What?

Baltar: (nodding) Yep.

Six: We should really make a copy of your brain patterns at some point.

Doral: What device? What are you talking about? He's lying, he is frakking lying.

Tigh: (on the phone) Combat, this is Tigh. Isolate the DRADIS console -

Doral: Don't listen to him!

Tigh: - no one comes near it until I get up there.

Doral: Lords of Kobol, this isn't - this isn't happening to me.

Guard: Colonel, your orders, sir?

Tigh: If he moves, kill him.

Doral: You mixed the samples up! I'm human!










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By the way, are you acquainted with our state's stringent usury laws?

Homer: Us-ury?

Mr. Burns: Oh, silly me! I must have just made up a word that doesn't exist. Now, what is the purpose of this loan?

Homer: I want to buy a pony.

Mr. Burns: Isn't that cute! Smithers, he's planning on joining the horsey set!

[lowers voice]

Mr. Burns: That is it, isn't it? You're not planning to eat it?

Homer: No, I need to get it for my little girl because she doesn't love me any more...

Smithers: Shut up, Simpson.

Homer: Sorry.

Smithers: Do you have any collateral?

Mr. Burns: Oh Smithers, let's not be so cold. His spirit is my collateral. Just sign this form, and the money will be yours.

Mr. Burns: [as Homer begins to sign, Burns starts laughing evilly]

Mr. Burns: Sorry, I was just, um, thinking of something funny Smithers did today.

Smithers: I didn't do anything funny, sir.

Mr. Burns: [whispering] Shut up!



- posted by H.V.O.M - Kerry Wayne Burgess 7:33 PM Pacific Time Spokane Valley Washington USA Monday 05 October 2015