This Is What I Think.
Monday, October 26, 2015
Day 759
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spokane_people
Spokane people
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
The Spokane (or Spokan) are a Native American people in the northeastern portion of the U.S. state of Washington.
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http://www.springfieldspringfield.co.uk/movie_script.php?movie=three-days-of-the-condor
Springfield! Springfield!
Three Days Of The Condor (1975)
[ Joseph Turner: ] Lonely pictures.
[ Kathy: ] So?
[ Joseph Turner: ] You're funny. You take pictures of empty streets and trees without leaves... It's winter. Not quite winter... They look like... ...November. Not autumn, not winter, in-between. I like them.
[ Kathy: ] Thanks.
JOURNAL ARCHIVE: Posted by H.V.O.M at 3:07 PM Sunday, November 18, 2007
The postal code for the college Monica Lewinsky attended presents a clue similar to other work I have created as part of my family business. This one is very similar to what I described earlier about Phoebe's character in the 1982 movie "Fast Times At Ridgemont High." Monica Lewinksy was the same age on Bill Gate's 40th birthday as I was on 6/7/1981. His 40th birthday was just before Lewinsky allegedly had the affair with President Clinton, which turned into a media frenzy. As with the association I note here about my wife's role in the 1982 "Fast Times At Ridgemont High," specifically that Phoebe's character goes to live with her Abnormal Psychology Professor, which is me, along with the other details associated with my true identity that I incorporate into my work such the reference to Riverside, New Jersey, Lewinsky graduated with a psychology degree.
[JOURNAL ARCHIVE 18 November 2007 excerpt ends]
https://www.quora.com/Why-does-explaining-a-joke-make-it-less-funny
Quora
Why does explaining a joke make it less funny?
5 Answers
Dale Thomas, Robotics researcher, game developer, and writer of horror/sci-fi
A joke is a linguistic version of a Necker cube.
The fun comes from the brain suddenly switching from one mindset to another. Juxtapositions, double meanings and homophones are tools to achieve this.
If you have to explain the joke, the switch does not happen and so it is not funny.
From 5/21/1969 ( the Princeton University doctor of medicine degree graduation of my biological brother Dr Thomas Reagan MD ) To 12/10/2012 is 15909 days
From 11/2/1965 ( my birth date in Antlers Oklahoma USA and my birthdate as the known official United States Marshal Kerry Wayne Burgess and active duty United States Marine Corps officer ) To 5/24/2009 ( premiere US TV series episode "Breaking Bad"::"Phoenix" ) is 15909 days
From 11/18/1996 ( premiere US film "Star Trek: First Contact" ) To 12/10/2012 is 5866 days
From 11/2/1965 ( my birth date in Antlers Oklahoma USA and my birthdate as the known official United States Marshal Kerry Wayne Burgess and active duty United States Marine Corps officer ) To 11/24/1981 ( premiere US TV series "Simon & Simon" ) is 5866 days
From 6/13/2005 To 12/10/2012 is 2737 days
From 11/2/1965 ( my birth date in Antlers Oklahoma USA and my birthdate as the known official United States Marshal Kerry Wayne Burgess and active duty United States Marine Corps officer ) To 5/1/1973 ( the graduation of my biological brother Thomas Reagan from the University of Oxford at Lincoln College includes law degree for my brother Thomas Reagan ) is 2737 days
[ See also: http://hvom.blogspot.com/2014/10/significant-pattern.html ]
http://www.presidency.ucsb.edu/ws/index.php?pid=102757
The American Presidency Project
Barack Obama
XLIV President of the United States: 2009 - present
941 - Remarks at the Detroit Diesel Corporation Plant in Redford, Michigan
December 10, 2012
The President. Hello, Redford! Oh, it is good to be back in Michigan. How is everybody doing today?
Now, let me just start off by saying we have something in common: Both our teams lost yesterday. [Laughter] I mean, I would like to come here and talk a little smack about the Bears, but we didn't quite get it done. But it is wonderful to be back. It is good to see everybody in the great State of Michigan.
A few people I want to acknowledge: First of all, the mayor of Detroit here, Dave Bing is in the house. We've got the Redford Supervisor Tracey Schultz Kobylarz. We've got some outstanding Members of Congress who are here; please give them a big round of applause.
I want to thank Martin for hosting us. I want to thank Jeff and Gibby for giving me a great tour of the factory. I've got to say: I love coming to factories.
Audience member. I love you!
The President. I love you.
So in addition to seeing the best workers in the world, you've also got all this cool equipment. [Laughter] I wanted to try out some of the equipment, but Secret Service wouldn't let me. [Laughter] They said, "You're going to drop something on your head, hurt yourself." [Laughter] They were worried I'd mess something up. And I—Jeff and Gibby may not admit it, but I think they were pretty happy the Secret Service wouldn't let me touch the equipment. [Laughter]
http://www.chakoteya.net/movies/movie8.html
Star Trek: First Contact (1996)
TROI: Would you three like to be alone?
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http://www.simpsonsarchive.com/episodes/2F05.html
Lisa on Ice [ The Simpsons ]
Original airdate in N.A.: 13-Nov-94
Bart is jubilant upon hearing of the snowstorm.
Bart: All right! Snow day. No school tomorrow! [throws his schoolbook on the fire]
Lisa: That doesn't mean you don't have to do your book report. What if the weatherman is wrong?
Bart: Lisa, that man is a professional meteorologist.
Weatherman: Kent, I'd like to remind everybody to come down and watch me at the Springfield Laff'N'Brew, and burgers and fries this Saturday. The forecast calls for a 75% chance of hilarity!
Homer: I like those odds...
The next morning at seven o'clock, Bart sleeps peacefully in bed when Lisa throws open his door and yells "Snowball fight!" Bart wakes up groggily, only to be pounded in the face with a ball of snow. Lisa chuckles unkindly, then takes off with Bart in hot pursuit. She runs out the front door.
Bart: You're going to eat a blizzard of...[looks around] unseasonable warmth?
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http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0088763/quotes
IMDb
Back to the Future (1985)
Quotes
Dr. Emmett Brown: Things have certainly changed around *here*. I remember when this was all farmland as far the eye could see. Old man Peabody owned all of this.
JOURNAL ARCHIVE: Posted by H.V.O.M at 12:15 AM Sunday, May 11, 2008
According to the episode dialog, if there is no way to decipher the hidden meaning of his priceless heirloom, then it has no value.
Smallville (New)
10 KSTW: Thursday, May 8 8:00 PM
Action, Adventure, Drama, Fantasy
Quest
Lex is attacked by a cloaked stranger who carves kryptonian symbols into his chest; Chloe and Clark discover that a member of the Veritas clan survived and is in hiding.
Cast: Tom Welling, Kristin Kreuk, Michael Rosenbaum, Allison Mack, John Schneider, Annette O'Toole, John Glover, Erica Durance, Laura Vandervoort Director(s): Ken Biller Executive Producer(s): Alfred Gough, Miles Millar
Original Air Date: May 08, 2008
[JOURNAL ARCHIVE 11 May 2008 excerpt ends]
http://www.springfieldspringfield.co.uk/view_episode_scripts.php?tv-show=smallville&episode=s07e19
Springfield! Springfield!
Smallville
Quest
Unbelievable.
Immaculate.
The gears, the complications i I have never seen anything quite like it.
What does it do? Well, i am sorry to say i don't know.
I didn't come to the most renowned expert In antiquities in north america for more ambiguity.
Well i just need more time I need to take it to my workshop and take it apart No.
The cryptograph isn't leaving this room.
It holds great sentimental value for me.
It's priceless.
Well, if there is no way to decipher the meaning, It seems your priceless heirloom has no value at all.
I want a security detail on him 24/7.
http://www.tv.com/shows/fear-the-walking-dead/not-fade-away-3247778/
tv.com
Fear the Walking Dead Season 1 Episode 4
Not Fade Away
Aired Sunday Sep 20, 2015 on AMC
AIRED: 9/20/15
http://www.springfieldspringfield.co.uk/view_episode_scripts.php?tv-show=fear-the-walking-dead-2015&episode=s01e04
Springfield! Springfield!
Fear the Walking Dead
Not Fade Away
someone has to watch Nick.
http://www.springfieldspringfield.co.uk/view_episode_scripts.php?tv-show=fear-the-walking-dead-2015&episode=s01e04
Springfield! Springfield!
Fear the Walking Dead
Not Fade Away
Nick needs to be watched.
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http://www.springfieldspringfield.co.uk/view_episode_scripts.php?tv-show=hawaii-five-0&episode=s06e01
Springfield! Springfield!
Hawaii Five-0
Mai ho`oni i ka wai lana mâlie (Do Not Disturb the Water is Tranquil)
Simon. Simon, I found it.
From 5/14/1990 ( departing as United States Navy Fire Controlman Second Class Petty Officer Kerry Wayne Burgess my honorable discharge from United States Navy active service for commissioning as chief warrant officer United States Marine Corps and my United States of America military service continues as Kerry Wayne Burgess the United States Marine Corps general ) To 9/25/2015 is 9265 days
From 11/2/1965 ( my birth date in Antlers Oklahoma USA and my birthdate as the known official United States Marshal Kerry Wayne Burgess and active duty United States Marine Corps officer ) To 3/16/1991 ( my first successful major test of my ultraspace matter transportation device as Kerry Wayne Burgess the successful Ph.D. graduate Columbia South Carolina ) is 9265 days
http://www.tv.com/shows/hawaii-five-0/mai-hooni-i-ka-wai-lana-malie-do-not-disturb-the-water-that-is-tranquil-3248642/
tv.com
Hawaii Five-0 Season 6 Episode 1
Mai ho`oni i ka wai lana malie (Do Not Disturb the Water That Is Tranquil)
Aired Friday 9:00 PM Sep 25, 2015 on CBS
AIRED: 9/25/15
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/ultra
Dictionary.com
ultra
a prefix occurring originally in loanwords from Latin, with the basic meaning “on the far side of, beyond.” In relation to the base to which it is prefixed, ultra- has the senses “located beyond, on the far side of”
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/space
Dictionary.com
space
the unlimited or incalculably great three-dimensional realm or expanse in which all material objects are located and all events occur.
From 7/16/1928 ( Robert Sheckley ) To 8/18/1990 ( the dedication of the Spokane Washington State Riverfront Park sculpture "The Childhood Express" ) is 22678 days
22678 = 11339 + 11339
From 11/2/1965 ( my birth date in Antlers Oklahoma USA and my birthdate as the known official United States Marshal Kerry Wayne Burgess and active duty United States Marine Corps officer ) To 11/18/1996 is 11339 days
[ See also: http://hvom.blogspot.com/2015/10/star-trek-first-contact-1996.html ]
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0117731/releaseinfo
IMDb
Star Trek: First Contact (1996)
Release Info
USA 18 November 1996 (Hollywood, California) (premiere)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0117731/fullcredits
IMDb
Star Trek: First Contact (1996)
Full Cast & Crew
James Cromwell ... Zefram Cochran
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0104299/quotes
IMDb
Freejack (1992)
Quotes
Nun: [Aims shotgun at Alex] What are you and what are you doing here?
Alex Furlong: I don't know what I am... or where.
[Whispers to himself]
Alex Furlong: Maybe I died. What was it they called me?
Nun: Pathetic?
Alex Furlong: No.
[Looks up to her]
Alex Furlong: A freejack.
Nun: [Gasps] Holy shit.
http://www.simpsonsarchive.com/episodes/5F05
Lisa the Skeptic [ The Simpsons ]
Original Airdate on FOX: 23-Nov-1997
% In the classroom, Skinner makes an announcement over the intercom.
Attention, all honour students will be reward with a trip to an archaeological dig. [The honour students cheer]. Conversely, all dentention students will be punished with a trip to an archaeological dig. [The detention students boo].
% Soon enough, the field trip is underway. Jimbo, Dolph and Kearney are
% pick-axing into the ground, wearing prisoner-style outfits.
[singing as if doing prison-like chores]
Jimbo: Gonna dig me a whole..
Dolph & Kearney: Gonna dig me a whole..
Jimbo: Gonna put a nerd in it..
Dolph & Kearney: Gonna put a nerd in it..
- posted by H.V.O.M - Kerry Wayne Burgess 3:13 PM Pacific Time Spokane Valley Washington USA Monday 26 October 2015