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Dawn Of The Dead [ RACKETEER INFLUENCED AND CORRUPT ORGANIZATIONS US Title 18 ]
Holy shit.
He got him.
- So, who do we have next? - Er...
Yeah. Burt Reynolds.
Tell him to get Burt Reynolds.
- My goodness. - Man, he's good.
It barely even looked like him.
Oh, oh... er...
- Rosie O'Donnell. Tell him Rosie. - Yeah, Rosie.
Nah, too easy. Give him something hard.
2004 film "Dawn of the Dead" Unrated Director's Cut DVD video: [ RACKETEER INFLUENCED AND CORRUPT ORGANIZATIONS US Title 18 ]
Bonus Features
THE LOST TAPE: Andy's Terrifying Last Days Revealed
00:00:00
In the aftermath of the undead epidemic, survivors traveling through Everett, Wisconsin found a videotape at a store called Andy's Gun Works.
This is the unedited footage.
00:00:31
MAY 7 04 6:19 AM
Andy: Yeah, okay. Okay. We're recording. We're making history here. I got to have a record of this when I write the book. I'm driving home from Mustang Sally's last night and there's, like, a police roadblock ahead, and I'm thinking "Oh, shit, man. I've had, like, seven shooters." So I take a right on Birch. Goddamn it! Sorry. Burglar alarm goes off every time they bang on the door. I had to turn it off. I don't think they'll get in. Door's solid. Two Kryptonite locks. It'll hold. So, anyway, they, like, attack the car. They're trying to turn it over and I ran over a couple of them. I felt one of their heads pop. Then the others started running after my truck. Damn, those fuckers can move. I got to reinforce it.
May 7 04 5:23 PM
Andy: Okay. Perimeter's secure. Both door's reinforced. Windows too. Power's still on. Well - Water too. I'm filling up everything I can, just in case. Food. Hey, we can go twenty eights days without food so I just got to ration what I got left. Ariel's got food. Right, baby? Going to be all right? We're safe in here. Anybody want to crash this dinner party they're going to get some copper-coated candy for dessert, right? Be all right, baby.
May 7 04 9:46 PM
Andy: All right. Here's your update. Phone's not working, neither is the cell. The Internet's still okay. Who'd of thunk it? Yeah, it's pretty hard to figure out, what the hell's going on out there. I mean, everybody's saying something different. It's like - voices from all over the world. It's the same on the shortwave, you know? Half of them sound like they're Russian or something. Oh, there's the map of the world, on the Internet and all over it are, like, these red spots and they're growing. Some people are actually saying that these, you know, crazys out there they're really dead. They're just like corpses up, walking around. Now I know that's bullshit. I mean, I don't know what they are, but I know that's bullshit. We just got to sit it out. Sit tight. Be cool. Right, baby? We'll be all right. We'll be all right. We just got to wait. I hope.
May 8 04 3:41 AM
Andy: Okay. It's hard to friggin' sleep with the damn moans. I mean, it's not scary. Seriously. It's just a pain in the ass. I'd wear earplugs, but then I couldn't hear them if they break in. I think Ariel's a little freaked out. I'm going to leave her light on. Try again.
May 8 04 11:05 AM
Andy: Okay. I just tried an experiment. I lit up one of those fuckers. Shot him right in the heart. Right in the center mass - and nothing. Shot him two more times in the lungs - nothing. I gave him the full clip, cut off both legs, snapped his freakin' spine. He's still crawling around like he don't know anything happened to him. So then, I nail him in the head, and that's what put him down. That's how you smoke them. Maybe these guys are dead. Who cares? One round to the head turns him into a wet bag of shit. You know, I figure I got nothing to worry about. Check this out. There's like, all right, two hundred - say 250 of them out there, right? I got like - Ten thousand rounds of ammunition. It's like - Well, you do the math. I think we're going to be okay, baby girl. We're going to be okay. Hey, we could take them all out if - Yeah. Check this out.
May 8 04 10:11 PM
Andy: Okay. Here. Come here. Come here. Okay. Sniping's out. I was up on the roof for like, an hour. I must have loosed two hundred - no, more like three hundred rounds. Everytime you hit one of them, two more show up. It's like that Hobbit dragon thing, you know, where you cut off one head and two more grow back? It's an exercise in futility. Wait a minute. What about this? Come here. Okay? Check this out. Let's just see.
May 9 04 12:27 AM
Andy: Okay. So I tossed a fucking Molotov. Not good. For one thing, it don't do shit. It just burns for a while and leaves them all grilled and smelling like Jimmy Dean. And now I'm really fucking hungry! I know, baby girl. I know.
May 09 04 10:49 AM
Andy: There's people in a mall across the street and a chopper just flew over ten minutes ago. We're out of here, baby girl. I'm going to get a bag for you. We are going to get full on some good food. We're going to see some good people. We're going to be rescued, and it's all going to be fine.
May 9 04 11:51 PM
Andy: I totally get why they didn't come today. I mean, there's friggin' thousands of them out there now like, shoulder to shoulder, like a Jethro Tull concert. If it's like that everywhere else, you know, it's going to take them maybe a day, two, to get here. I don't know. No problem. Food's gone, but all I got to do is stay hydrated. Human body burns like, a hundred calories a day. I weigh, you know, whatever. I mean, I'll be fine. I think.
May 10 04 3:37 PM
Andy: Kenneth, the black guy over in the mall, he just wrote me that Fort Pastor's gone. We're on our own. There's no help coming. Yeah, okay. Okay. No problem, you know? People have always put up with this shit, right? We survive. That's what we do. We survived the fucking Romans. We survived the Crusades. We survived the Black Plague. We survived the fucking world wars. We survive everything, all right? It's just nature's way of thinning us out, you know? Leaving the best to survive and build a better world. That's what's going to happen now. I'm going to survive. I'm going to build you a better world.
May 18 04 9:21 PM
Andy: Okay. Okay. We're out there playing Hollywood Squares, right? There's all these dead fucks down there that totally look like famous people. You know, Jay Leno, George Clooney, Rosemary Clooney. Oh, Burt Reynolds. I had to waste Burt Reynolds. There was one guy, totally looked like Mr. Tomasini, my tenth grade gym teacher. I must of shot him, like, fifty times. There ain't nothing left of him except for his head stickout out of a puddle of red Jell-O. I mean, is this totally fucked up or what? But, you know, it's kind of cool. Because I get to smoke all these dead people but they're already dead. So, I'm not really killing anyone. I mean, is that totally fucked up or what? God, I wish Susan was out there. No, no, no. I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to go there. But you know what, you bitch, you did? You took everything. You got the house. You got the cash. You left me with nothing. No. Not nothing. I got her. Got my baby girl. She would've dropped her at her grandparents. I mean, she had to. Please. She never wanted her anyway. First sign of any shit, she'd drop her at the grandparents, right? Oh, God. First thing when I'm done with this I'm going up to the cabin. Going up, getting on that lake. I'm not going to forget you though, baby girl, My baby girl. You're my baby girl. I'd never forget you. I'd never leave you behind me. You're coming with me, okay? God. Oh, God, she's got to be all right. Please. You don't need to hear this.
May 21 04 12:12 AM
Andy: Hey. So where the fuck are they? Where the fuck are they? You know, they started all this shit. Their fucking secret government labs. The fucking government. Fucking politicians and eggheads. Fucking liars. They're all fucking liars. They're fucking liars, these shitbag, motherfucking, cocksucking liars. Yeah, well, you know. Just means no more car payments, no more taxes. No more. I'm going to shoot some more fucking dead people, okay? Will you excuse me?
May 21 04 5:26 AM
Andy: Would you just tell me what you want, goddamn it! Okay. I'm sorry. No cussing. No cussing. I won't cuss. I won't drink. No more hashish, whatever. You just tell me what you want. God. I know. I know, you're trying to test me, aren't you? Well, I'll pass. Yeah, I'll pass. You trying to tell me something? You want another soul? You want some company up there with you? I mean, she'd be safe with you, right? So, is it okay? It'd be good for me. It'd be good - It's the right thing, right? It's the right thing.
May 30 04 4:41 AM
Andy: Power's down about an hour ago. Running on battery power now. Got to conserve it. All the lights are gone outside. It doesn't matter anyway.
Jun 6 04 6:14 PM
Andy: They're going to try to break out. I'm finally getting out of here. I told them to send a sandwich or lobster or anything like that. Battery.
Jun 6 04 6:21 PM
Andy: Shit. Aw, shit. The dog got through, brought me a sandwich. Shit! But a couple of dumb fucks got in with it. I should have been on my guard. Too hungry. I got slow.
