Those al-Qaida forces in control of your United States Department of Defense are up to something again.
That asset of the United States Department of Defense actively works to protect violence and acts of global terrorism *against* the United States of America.
Al-Qaida remains 100% in control of your United States of America Department of Defense.
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Treehouse of Horror VI
Original airdate in N.A.: 30-Oct-95
Segment two title: "Nightmare on Evergreen Terrace"
Bart plays frisbee with SLH as a goofy rendition of "Pop Goes the Weasel" plays in the background.
Bart: OK, boy: catch the frisbee. [SLH does so] Good catch, boy!
SLH: [taking the frisbee from his mouth] Thanks, Bart.
[throws it at him; it hits Bart in the face]
[Bart does a flip; "NO SALE" appears in his eyes and birds fly around his head]
SLH: Oh, hard luck.
[Bart shakes his head to clear it, then spots Willy dressed as Freddy Krueger, holding a rake]
Bart: Aah! [his eyes bulge out]
[Willy brandishes the rake; Bart holds up a "Help me!" sign]
Willy: Glad to rake your acquaintance. [laughs evilly]
[he swipes at Bart, who wakes up yelling]
Bart: [sighs] Ohh...it was only a dream. [sees the scrapes on his stomach] Aah!
Homer: [elsewhere, sounding worried] Bart! Is that you?
Bart: Yes!
Homer: Take out the garbage.
-- All work and no play, "Treehouse of Horror VI"
Bart relates the creepy tale to his chums in the schoolyard.
Bart: And then he raked me across the chest! And the weirdest thing was, it was that school janitor who mysteriously disappeared: Groundskeeper Willy!
Lisa: [gasps] Oh my God! Bart, Groundskeeper Willy was in my nightmare too! [holds open hand] But he got me with hedge clippers.
[her hair is missing two spikes]
Nelson: [gleaming] He ran his floor buffer over me.
Skinner: [walking up, chuckling] Children, I couldn't help monitoring your conversation. There's no mystery about Willy. Why, he -- simply disappeared. Now, let's have no more curiosity about this bizarre cover-up.
-- Exit Skinner, "Treehouse of Horror VI"
Mrs. Krabappel hands out a test to Bart's class.
Edna: Remember, class: the worse you do on this standardized test, the more funding the school gets. So don't knock yourselves out. You have three hours to --
Martin: [joyous] Finished!
Edna: [grunts] Then put your head down on your desk and sit quietly.
Martin: Ah, a duet of pleasures. [does so]
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Treehouse of Horror VI
Original airdate in N.A.: 30-Oct-95
Mrs. Krabappel hands out a test to Bart's class.
Edna: Remember, class: the worse you do on this standardized test, the more funding the school gets. So don't knock yourselves out. You have three hours to --
Martin: [joyous] Finished!
Edna: [grunts] Then put your head down on your desk and sit quietly.
Martin: Ah, a duet of pleasures. [does so]
-- Martin, musical, "Treehouse of Horror VI"
In his dream, Martin is dressed as a wizard.
Martin: I am the wondrous wizard of Latin! I am a dervish of declension and a conjurer of conjugation, with a million hit points and maximum charisma. [spots a blackboard with verbs written all over it] Aha! "Morire": to die. "Morit": he, she, or it dies.
[Willy morphs out of the blackboard; Martin gasps]
Willy: "Moris": _you_ die.
Martin: Aah! [runs off]
Willy: [laughs] You've mastered a dead tongue, but can you handle a live one?
[his tongue shoots out of his mouth, wraps around Martin, and squeezes him]
[in class, Martin twists and screams, then collapses on the floor]
Nelson: Ha ha!
-- "Treehouse of Horror VI"
Martin's body is laid on a trolley with a sheet over it.
Skinner: Wheel him out quietly. It's best the children don't see.
[Lunch Lady Doris starts wheeling out the trolley]
[the sheet, stuck under Skinner's foot, comes off]
Children: [seeing Martin's twisted features] Aah!
Skinner: Oh, just get it out of here. Not into the kindergarten!
[more screams from outside]
-- Traumatizing the wee ones, "Treehouse of Horror VI"
When Bart and Lisa arrive home, they burst in with the news.
Lisa: Mom! Dad! Martin died at school today!
Marge: Mmm! I don't see what that has to do with Groundskeeper Willy.
Bart: [pause] Umm...we didn't mention Groundskeeper Willy, Mom.
Marge: Mmm...kids, it's time we told you the true story and put your fears to rest. It's a story of murder and revenge from beyond the grave.
-- Oh yeah, _real_ assuaging, "Treehouse of Horror VI"
The scene changes to parents walking into Springfield Elementary while it snows.
Marge: [voice over] It all started on the thirteenth hour, of the thirteenth day, of the thirteenth month. We were there to discuss the misprinted calendars the school had purchased.
Homer: [shivering, looking at the calendar] Oh, lousy Smarch weather. [spies the thermostat with a note from Willy over it] [reads] "Do not touch Willy." Good advice! [cranks it]
-- Punctuation and you, for Homer Simpson, "Treehouse of Horror VI"
The flames in the furnace flare up. Willy stops playing his bagpipes to check it out, but the furnace explodes, engulfing him in flames.
Skinner: Our next budget item: $12 for doorknob repair.
Parents: Nay!
[burning Willy tries to escape, but the doorknob falls off]
Skinner: Recharge fire extinguishers? Now, this is a, uh, _free_ service of the fire department --
Parents: Nay!
Homer: Nay.
[burning Willy tries to use the fire extinguisher, but it's empty]
[he breaks out of the furnace room and runs into the classroom]
Willy: Help! Please help me!
Skinner: [reproachful] Willy, please! Mr. Van Houten has the floor.
Mr. VH: Er, I, for one, would like to see the cafeteria menus in advance so parents can adjust their dinner menus accordingly. I don't like the idea of Milhouse having two spaghetti meals in one day.
[Willy explodes into flame and screams for a few seconds]
[the parents turn to watch]
Willy: [a mere skeleton] You'll pay for this...with your children's blood!
Wiggum: Oh, right. How are you going to get them? Skeleton power?
Willy: I'll strike where you canna protect them -- in their dreams!
-- The smouldering skeleton speaks, "Treehouse of Horror VI"
His skeleton collapses into ashes, which are magically swept up into a dustpan and deposited in the garbage.
Lisa: Bart! Don't you realize what this means? The next time we fall asleep, we could [weakly] die!
Abe: Ehh, welcome to my world! [falls asleep]
-- Touche, "Treehouse of Horror VI"
Bart and Lisa try hard to stay awake that night. Lisa gives Maggie a Buzz Cola to drink while the three children watch "Asian Market Wrapup."
Announcer: There's a volcano waiting to erupt in the Pacific Rim. Its name: medium-term convertible debentures.
Lisa: It's no use, Bart: we can't stay up forever.
Bart: You're right. The only thing left to do is go into my dream and force Willy into a final showdown. You stay awake, and if it looks like I'm in trouble, wake me up.
Lisa: OK. But promise you won't be grouchy.
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Live and Learn (2011)
Country Date
USA 19 June 2011
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Falling Skies (TV series 2011)
Live and Learn (#1.1)
Noah Wyle ... Tom Mason
The world is left in tatters after a sudden, unprovoked and unexplained invasion by aliens, leaving the planet's remaining human population to fight for survival against the occupiers. History professor Tom Mason has been named second in command for the 2nd Mass, but his real focus is on his three sons, one of whom has been captured by the aliens for an unknown purpose.
Release Date: 19 June 2011 (USA)
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Live and Learn (2011)
Matt Mason: I was in school when the ships came. They were really big, and they said that we weren't gonna attack them with the nuclear bombs, because they might have wanted to be friends. But they didn't want to be friends... not at all.
