Microsoft Bill Gates the *TRANSVESTITE*

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Springfield! Springfield!


The Simpsons

Funeral for a Fiend


Welcome back.
I have some big, big news.
My boyfriend Straightman just proposed that we go on separate vacations again this year! Hmm.
I think I'll speed through the cheering.
Oh, TiVO remote you've changed my life.
I've gotten so much accomplished.
I saved Lost, watched all Rome in a day, and got Two and a half men in two and a half minutes.
Then I ran out of space and had to choose between Sophie's Choice and Schindler's list.
Why is everything Hollywood make so excellent? Why? Marge Simpson! Oh! Keith Olbermann?! That's right, content burglar Marge Simpson.
You've been watching TV shows, but skipping the commercials that pay for them.
That makes you the worst person in the world! Oh, lighten up.
You TV fat cats have plenty of money.
My cousin Marine saw you flying in business class! I was upgraded against my will! Look Marge, you think I'm handsome don't you? Of course.
It takes a team of 20 people to keep me that way, without ad money, I'd look like a swamp monster from a child's nightmare! And under here, I look even worse.
Then it gets better, then even worse!










http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0309540/bio

IMDb


Biography for

Bill Gates

Date of Birth

28 October 1955, Seattle, Washington, USA

Birth Name

William Henry Gates III


Spouse

Melinda Gates (1 January 1994 - present) 3 children


Children: Jennifer Katharine (26 April 1996), son Rory John (23 May 1999), Phoebe Adele (14 September 2002)





http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/transvestite

Dictionary.com


transvestite

a person, especially a male, who assumes the dress and manner usually associated with the opposite sex.

a person who seeks sexual pleasure from wearing clothes that are normally associated with the opposite sex










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tv.com


The Simpsons Season 19 Episode 8

Funeral for a Fiend

Aired Sunday 8:00 PM Nov 25, 2007 on FOX

Sideshow Bob returns, this time with his entire family, and sets in motion a complex diabolical scheme to finally kill Bart.

AIRED: 11/25/07










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The Simpsons

Funeral for a Fiend


Cool, I found a trapdoor that leads to an underground city. Here I go! Oh, my God, it's beautiful! - Are you buying this?










JOURNAL ARCHIVE: - posted by H.V.O.M - Kerry Wayne Burgess 7:59 PM Pacific Time Spokane Valley Washington USA Monday 30 March 2015 - http://hvom.blogspot.com/2015/03/funeral-for-fiend.html


JOURNAL ARCHIVE: 04/24/08 6:31 PM
Maybe this is why but I am not certain. The notion about the bricks also always reminds me of the tiles that make up the space shuttle heat shield.


[JOURNAL ARCHIVE 24 April 2008 excerpt ends]










JOURNAL ARCHIVE: July 31, 2006


"the hungry beach." That's where I got that. When did I say that about the waves on Alki Beach? Last year? This is probably something that is in the memory of Thomas Ray, but Kerry Burgess doesn't remember studying it. I remember studying Shakespeare, but not this one.

http://www.online-literature.com/view.php/coriolanus/27


Then let the pebbles on the hungry beach
Fillip the stars; then let the mutinous winds
Strike the proud cedars 'gainst the fiery sun


[JOURNAL ARCHIVE 31 July 2006 excerpt ends]
[JOURNAL ARCHIVE 30 March 2015 excerpt ends]










http://www.nobelprize.org/nobel_prizes/medicine/laureates/1971/sutherland-facts.html

Nobelprize.org

The Official Web Site of the Nobel Prize

The Nobel Prize in Physiology or Medicine 1971

Earl W. Sutherland, Jr.


Earl W. Sutherland, Jr.

Born: 19 November 1915, Burlingame, KS, USA

Died: 9 March 1974, Miami, FL, USA

Affiliation at the time of the award: Vanderbilt University, Nashville, TN, USA

Prize motivation: "for his discoveries concerning the mechanisms of the action of hormones"

Field: cell physiology, endocrinology, metabolism










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NASA


June 19, 2008

Earhart Crosses the Atlantic

Eighty years ago this week on June 18, 1928, Amelia Earhart became the first woman to fly across the Atlantic as a passenger aboard a Fokker tri-motor aircraft that was piloted by Wilmer Stultz and Louis Gordon.










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Springfield! Springfield!


The Simpsons

Funeral for a Fiend


Let's not tarry as Shakespeare said, "If it were done when it's done, then 'twere best it were done quickly.
" Power on.
Looks like you're trying to blow up the computer.
Mind if hug my kids? This time, I've made no mistakes.
Actually, you made one.
What Shakespeare really said was, "Twere well it were done quickly.
" Yes, I'm sure, you've studied the Immortal Bard extensively under your Miss Hoover.
Macbeth, act one, scene seven.
Look it up! I shall.
Come on, Wikipedia, load, you unwieldy behemoth.
Oh, dear Sideshow Bob, "hoist on his own petard.
" It's "hoist with his own petard.
" Oh, get a life.










http://community.seattletimes.nwsource.com/archive/?date=19981207&slug=2787736

The Seattle Times


Monday, December 7, 1998


Gates: Smile Would Have Helped, But He Told Truth

By James V. Grimaldi

Seattle Times Washington Bureau

WASHINGTON - Bill Gates said he wished he'd smiled more during his videotaped deposition taken before the Microsoft antitrust trial started


"I answered truthfully every single question that was put forth," Gates said. "You have to understand that Mr. Boies made it clear in the negotiations leading up to the case that he is really out to destroy Microsoft. He is really out to make all the good work we've done - and make us look very bad.










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The Boy Who Knew Too Much [ The Simpsons ]

Original airdate in N.A.: 5-May-94


Bart: Sell it to Hallmark, Sis. You're looking at Cucumber boy










http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0948685/bio

IMDb


Dick York

Biography

Date of Birth 4 September 1928, Fort Wayne, Indiana, USA

Date of Death 20 February 1992, Grand Rapids, Michigan, USA (emphysema)

Birth Name Richard Allen York










http://www.springfieldspringfield.co.uk/view_episode_scripts.php?episode=s19e08

Springfield! Springfield!


The Simpsons

Funeral for a Fiend


[ Sideshow Bob: ] How did you loosen the tiles of my mosaic of murder?

[ Bart Simpson: ] I grew suspicious when I saw the casket had extra room built-in for your feet. Why would your family pay all that extra money of a dead man?

[ Sideshow Bob: ] Damn these glorious gunboats!



- posted by H.V.O.M - Kerry Wayne Burgess 05:43 AM Pacific Time Spokane Valley Washington USA Thursday 14 January 2016