This really makes me doubt reality.

http://www.weather.com/weather/alerts/localalerts/l/USDC0001:1:US?phenomena=BZ&significance=A&areaid=DCZ001&office=KLWX&etn=0001

The Weather Channel


Blizzard Watch for District of Columbia, DC

From 12:00pm EST, Fri Jan 22 until 6:00am EST, Sun Jan 24

Issued by The National Weather Service

Baltimore/Washington, MD

5:26am EST, Thu Jan 21

... BLIZZARD WATCH REMAINS IN EFFECT FROM FRIDAY AFTERNOON THROUGH LATE SATURDAY NIGHT...

* HAZARD TYPES... HEAVY SNOW AND WIND WITH BLOWING AND DRIFTING SNOW FRIDAY AFTERNOON










http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0772625/quotes

IMDb


The Simpsons (TV Series)

Homer's Triple Bypass (1992)

Quotes


Smithers: Mr. Burns, I think he's dead.

Mr. Burns: Oh, dear. Send a ham to his widow.










http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0772625/quotes

IMDb


The Simpsons (TV Series)

Homer's Triple Bypass (1992)

Quotes


Smithers: No, wait - he's alive!

Mr. Burns: Oh, good. Cancel the ham!










http://www.simpsonsarchive.com/episodes/3F23.html

You Only Move Twice [ The Simpsons ]

Original airdate in U.S.: 3-Nov-96


Hank advises him to do what's best for his family. Homer thanks him for everything he's done.

P.A.: T minus 14 seconds.

Hank: If you need anything, you call me.

Homer: All right. What's the number?

Hank: I've never had to call my own company. Someone will tell you upstairs. But, Homer, on your way out, if you wanna kill somebody, it would help a lot.



- posted by H.V.O.M - Kerry Wayne Burgess 03:04 AM Pacific Time Spokane Valley Washington USA Thursday 21 January 2016