The Big Bang

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The Simpsons (Repeat)

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Sitcom, Animated

A Fish Called Selma

Selma thinks something is fishy with Troy McClure's marriage proposal.

Cast: Dan Castellaneta, Julie Kavner, Nancy Cartwright, Yeardley Smith, Harry Shearer, Hank Azaria Executive Producer(s): James L. Brooks, Matt Groening, David Mirkin

Original Air Date: Mar 24, 1996










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The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 19

A Fish Called Selma

Aired Sunday 8:00 PM Mar 24, 1996 on FOX

Quotes


(Troy and Homer are drunk at Moe's)

Troy: Yeah, it's a good idea, Homer, but they've already made some movies about WW II.

Homer: Ah, Hell… Well, what about Dracula?

Troy: Homer, I'm really touched you invited me out on the town. You're gonna be a four-star brother-in-law.










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From 12/20/1994 ( in Bosnia as Kerry Wayne Burgess the United States Marine Corps captain this day is my United States Navy Cross medal date of record ) To 3/24/1996 is 460 days

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From 1/17/1968 ( premiere US film "How to Save a Marriage and Ruin Your Life" ) To 3/24/1996 is 10294 days

10294 = 5147 + 5147

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The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 19

A Fish Called Selma

Aired Sunday 8:00 PM Mar 24, 1996 on FOX

Selma, desperate for male companionship, falls for washed up actor Troy McClure, who uses his new relationship with Selma to drum up some publicity and put a boost into his struggling career.

AIRED: 3/24/96










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Lyndon B. Johnson

XXXVI President of the United States: 1963-1969

487 - Remarks Upon Presenting the Distinguished Service Medal to General McKee.

July 30, 1964

General McKee, and members of your family, Secretary McNamara, members of the Defense Department, Senator Symington, Members of the Congress who are responsible for the defense of the Nation, Chairman Vinson, ladies and gentlemen:

This is a kind of ceremony that I enjoy. We are not here to say goodby. We are here to say, "Well done on your first career, General McKee; and good luck on your second career, General McKee."

For 35 years General McKee has written a record as one of America's most distinguished officers. He is that rarest and most valuable of men, a genuinely good manager. He has made our resources stretch further and our dollars buy more, and our strength have more meaning and effect. I know him, and Members of Congress know him, and his fellow officers know him, as one of the chief architects of the modern Air Force.

He has earned all that a grateful Nation can bestow upon him, except one thing-retirement. I was pleased to announce earlier that his services will not be lost. The General will become Assistant Administrator for Management of our Space Agency, and America will be the beneficiary.

Since time began, all men have honored the courage of those who have faced death, and now in our times we honor no less the courage of those who help us face life, and all of life's changes. The test of courage for citizens of this age is not how fast we hold the past, but how unflinchingly we face up to the future. General McKee has faced a lifetime of change without ever flinching.

Born 1 year after the first aircraft flew at Kitty Hawk 852 feet in 59 seconds, today he leaves the Air Force with this country building an aircraft to fly at more than 80,000 feet, more than 2,000 miles per hour. Over this span, this officer's courage in challenging old concepts and testing new concepts must have given men like Tooey Spaatz of the military, and Stu Symington, both of whom are adventuresome fellows, a great deal of pride, because he has helped us build, and he has helped us organize, and he has helped us maintain the world's greatest air arm which has preserved peace through all these years.

His good management has helped us control events instead of allowing events to control us. We honor him for that. We look to him for more such leadership in new duties.

One day recently, some of us here were going over General McKee's record. I asked, I believe, Secretary McNamara, to look up what the General's father used to do. Punctual as always, brief as always, accurate as always, Secretary McNamara came back and he said, "Used to do? Why, the General's father is only 91 years old and he is still practicing medicine!"

Well, on that basis, the way I calculate it, some other President may have the General around here in 1990 to present him another award for his civilian career. Then I guess he will have truly earned retirement.

So today, on behalf of a grateful Nation, I am proud and I am privileged to present to this most valuable American his third Distinguished Service Medal. Our beloved Secretary of Defense will now read the citation. Mr. McNamara.

[Following the reading of the citation by Secretary McNamara, the President resumed speaking.]

One thing that I learned about the General, and I promised the new Chairman of the Armed Services Committee, Chairman Rivers, of the House, and Chairman Stennis, that I would keep as classified information at least until he retired, his nickname and I have not divulged that. But from now on, we can start calling him "Bozo."

Note: The President spoke at 1 p.m. in the Rose Garden at the White House.










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Star Trek: The Motion Picture (1979)


[Enterprise transporter room]

KIRK: Ellen.

ELLEN: Yes sir.

KIRK: What was the problem down there?

ELLEN: He insisted we go first, sir. Said something about first seeing how it scrambled our molecules.

KIRK: That has a familiar ring, doesn't it? Starfleet, this is Captain Kirk. Beam that officer up now! ...Well, for a man who swore he'd never return to Starfleet.

McCOY: Just a moment, Captain, sir. I'll explain what happened. Your revered Admiral Nogura invoked a little known, and seldom used, reserve activation clause, ...in simpler language, Captain, they drafted me!

KIRK: They didn't!

McCOY: This was your idea! This was your idea, wasn't it?










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A Fish Called Wanda (1988)

Quotes


Otto West: Don't call me stupid.










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Cates Is Enough

Kevin Kline forswore fast times when he married Phoebe Cates 13 years ago.

By Erin Richter


But on March 5, 1989, Phoebe Cates, 25, and Kevin Kline, 41, bridged their worlds in a private New York wedding.










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A Fish Called Selma


[ Troy: ] You see-

[ Selma: ] Stop! You're asking me to live a lie. I don't know if I can do that.

[ Troy: ] It's remarkably easy.



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