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(law) evidence sufficient to warrant an arrest
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The Simpsons (Repeat)
110 KZJODT: Thursday, August 4 8:30 PM
Sitcom, Animated
Principal Charming
The Simpsons play Cupid for Principal Skinner and Marge's sister.
Cast: Dan Castellaneta, Julie Kavner, Nancy Cartwright, Yeardley Smith, Harry Shearer, Hank Azaria Executive Producer(s): James L. Brooks, Matt Groening, David Mirkin
Original Air Date: Feb 14, 1991
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Principal Charming
Barney phones Homer early in the morning to tell him about Greasy Joe's Bottomless Barbecue Pit. Homer comes into the living room, where Marge is exercising with the television.
Homer: Marge honey, I've got five words to say to you!
[one word per finger] Greasy Joe's Bottomless Barbecue... [realizes he needs his left hand] Pit.
Marge: Oh, Homey, remember you told me you'd try to limit pork to six servings a week?
Homer: Marge! I'm only human!
-- ``Principal Charming''
Homer suggests they dump the kids on Patty and Selma and go to dinner there Saturday night. Marge calls her sisters (at work at the department of motor vehicles), who say they have to attend Stanley Peterson's wedding. But they say they'll sneak out early. A driver fails the eye test. At the wedding...
Friends, relatives, work-related acquaintances...
-- Rev. Lovejoy greets the wedding guests, ``Principal Charming''
Selma flashes back to how Stanley had sat down next to her in the cafeteria, then Patty arrived and told him to scram. That evening, Selma sings Lisa a sad bedtime song...
Lisa: Aunt Selma?
Selma: [grunt]
Lisa: Do you think you'll ever married?
Selma: [sadly] Oh, I don't know. [perks up] Why? You know somebody?
Lisa: No.
Selma: [grunt]
Lisa: Since I'm sure you'd only resent the pity of an eight-year-old niece, I'll simply hope that you're one of the statistically insignificant number of forty-year-old single women who ever find their fair prince.
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chron Houston Chronicle Archives
Badly damaged missile cruiser out of action
Houston Chronicle News Services
TUE 02/19/1991 HOUSTON CHRONICLE
RIYADH, Saudi Arabia - The missile cruiser USS Princeton, badly damaged by a mine in the northern Persian Gulf, has been pulled out of action and sent to a gulf port for assessment, U.S. military officials said today.
Discussing the mine blasts that damaged the U.S. warships, he said what was apparently an unusually sophisticated mine damaged the rudder and rudder shaft of the billion-dollar Princeton. The blast injured three crewmen and lifted the vessel party out of the water.
The USS Tripoli, meanwhile, remained on duty after patching a 16-by-20-foot hole in its hull blown by a cruder mine 2 1/2 hours earlier and 10 miles away.
Neal said no minesweepers had cleared the area where the explosions occurred because it was believed to have been relatively free of mines. He said the allies would "continue an aggressive countermine campaign."
The two explosions appeared to jeopardize any plans for an amphibious landing by the Marine task force positioned off the Kuwait coast - at least in the area where the ships were operating.
The Tripoli, an 18,000-ton helicopter assault carrier, is serving as flagship for a newly mounted mine-clearing operation in the area. The 2-year-old Princeton had been on anti-aircraft surveillance duty.
There were varying reports on the extent of damage to the 570-foot Princeton.
Military officials, speaking on condition of anonymity, said there was one report that the hull was damaged in the middle, with cracks in the superstructure above the main deck.
They did not say to which gulf port the Princeton had headed for repairs.
A dozen mine sweepers from the U.S., Saudi and European navies are at work to clear out the thousands of mines the Iraqis are believed to have sown in coastal waters to deter any landing by the 15,000 Marines stationed aboard about 30 ships in the gulf.
The Marines are prepared to strike at Kuwaiti beaches by helicopter and assault boat as part of the anticipated ground offensive.
U.S. officials, however, were worried by the explosions, especially because the Princeton appeared to have been damaged by a so-called "influence mine" - a device the Iraqis were known to possess but had never before used.
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Principal Charming
She tell Homer to find Selma a husband.
Homer: Which one's Selma, again?
Marge: She's the one who likes Police Academy movies and Hummel figurines, and walking through the park on clear autumn days.
Homer: Oh, yeah yeah yeah. But I thought she was the one that didn't like to be ... you know ... touched.
Marge: It's Patty who chose a life of celibacy. Selma simply had celibacy thrust upon her.
-- ``Principal Charming''
Marge: You will find her [Selma] a man!
Homer: [conceding] All right.
Marge: And not just any man.
Homer: [annoyed] Okay!
Marge: He should be honest, and, and caring. And well-off. And handsome.
Homer: Hey! Why should she have a better husband than you do!?
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Principal Charming
Principal Skinner arrives at the Simpson residence, and the Bouvier twins watch nervously from the kitchen. Skinner tells Homer that he hopes the dinner isn't a scheme to introduce him to a woman, but he never finishes his sentence. He sees Patty.
Homer: Principal Skinner, allow me to introduce you to my wife's lovely (and available) sister, Selma.
Patty: You bozo, I'm Patty!
Homer: What!?
Skinner: [dreamily] Patty...
Homer: D'oh!! Wrong one!
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Principal Charming
The next day, Bart suffers through re-sodding the field, one seed at a time. Skinner learns from Bart what sort of candy Patty likes, and tells Bart he's free to go. Marge helps Patty prepare for her date. Principal Skinner arrives, and Patty leaves with him. ``Let's get this over with.''
I suggest we start with the Springfield Revolving Restaurant. You know, food tastes better when you're revolving.
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Principal Charming
Skinner takes Bart to the jewelry store.
Clerk: A good rule of thumb is two years' salary, sir. Try this.
Principal Skinner: I can't afford that, I'm an educator!
http://www.chron.com/CDA/archives/archive.mpl?id=1991_764612
chron Houston Chronicle Archives
Badly damaged missile cruiser out of action
Houston Chronicle News Services
TUE 02/19/1991 HOUSTON CHRONICLE
RIYADH, Saudi Arabia - The missile cruiser USS Princeton, badly damaged by a mine in the northern Persian Gulf, has been pulled out of action and sent to a gulf port for assessment, U.S. military officials said today.
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Principal Charming
Meanwhile, Barney has taken Selma to Moe's Tavern.
And then when I got out of the service, eh, uh... Well, the next few years are a blur.
