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Sitcom, Animated
Homer Defined
Homer saves Springfield from a nuclear meltdown.
Cast: Dan Castellaneta, Julie Kavner, Nancy Cartwright, Yeardley Smith, Harry Shearer, Hank Azaria Executive Producer(s): James L. Brooks, Matt Groening, David Mirkin
Original Air Date: Oct 17, 1991
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Homer Defined
Marge: [praying] Dear Lord. If you spare this town from becoming a smoking hole in the ground, I'll try to be a better Christian. I don't know what I can do... Mm... Oh, the next time there's a canned food drive, I'll give the poor something they'd actually like, instead of old lima beans and pumpkin mix.
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Simpsons 03x05 - Homer Defined
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These unfortunate people...
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will be instantly killed.
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This circle, which I am
sad to say we are in...
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will experience a slower,
considerably more painful death.
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Good Lord!
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[ Skinner] They called me old-fashioned
for teaching ''duck and cover''...
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but who's laughing now?
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1 5 seconds to core meltdown.
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Eeny, meeny, miney, moe.
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Catch a tiger by the toe.
From 3/15/1941 ( premiere United Kingdom film "Fingers" ) To 10/17/1991 ( premiere US TV series episode "The Simpsons"::"Homer Defined" ) is 18478 days
18478 = 9239 + 9239
From 11/2/1965 ( date hijacked from me:my birth date in Antlers Oklahoma USA and my birthdate as the known official Deputy United States Marshal Kerry Wayne Burgess and active duty United States Marine Corps officer ) To 2/18/1991 ( the Bill Gates-Microsoft-Nazi-George Bush attack against the US Navy warship USS Princeton CG 59 as another attempt to murder Tom Reagan the US Navy SEAL and me the known official United States Deputy Marshal and United States Marine Corps Warrant Officer 1 Kerry Burgess as we both served the US Navy presence in the Persian Gulf again at the same time ) is 9239 days
From 7/1/1966 ( Patrick McEnroe ) To 10/17/1991 ( premiere US TV series episode "The Simpsons"::"Homer Defined" ) is 9239 days
From 11/2/1965 ( date hijacked from me:my birth date in Antlers Oklahoma USA and my birthdate as the known official Deputy United States Marshal Kerry Wayne Burgess and active duty United States Marine Corps officer ) To 2/18/1991 ( the Bill Gates-Microsoft-Nazi-George Bush attack against the US Navy warship USS Princeton CG 59 as another attempt to murder Tom Reagan the US Navy SEAL and me the known official United States Deputy Marshal and United States Marine Corps Warrant Officer 1 Kerry Burgess as we both served the US Navy presence in the Persian Gulf again at the same time ) is 9239 days
From 7/4/1939 ( the last public speech by Lou Gehrig ) To 10/17/1991 ( premiere US TV series episode "The Simpsons"::"Homer Defined" ) is 19098 days
19098 = 9549 + 9549
From 11/2/1965 ( date hijacked from me:my birth date in Antlers Oklahoma USA and my birthdate as the known official Deputy United States Marshal Kerry Wayne Burgess and active duty United States Marine Corps officer ) To 12/25/1991 ( as United States Marine Corps Warrant Officer 1 Kerry Wayne Burgess I was prisoner of war in Croatia ) is 9549 days
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"The Simpsons"
Homer Defined (1991)
Country Date
USA 17 October 1991
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The Simpsons (TV series 1989– )
Homer Defined (#3.5)
Homer prevents a nuclear meltdown,purely by picking a button to press at random, but he is declared a hero and asked to give a talk on plant safety. During the talk he is called upon to prevent another meltdown and exposed as a lucky chancer who only averted an accident by mistake. Marge goes to see Millhouse's mother who has barred her son from seeing Bart,whom she regards as a bad influence,and persuades her to change her mind.
Release Date: 17 October 1991 (USA)
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Fingers (1941)
Country Date
UK 15 March 1941
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Homer Defined
Marge sits on the couch knitting and watching a smarmy soap with Maggie. But the show is interrupted by a special news bulletin...
Announcer: We interrupt `Search for the Sun' for this special news bulletin. Meltdown Crisis: The First Couple of Minutes.
Brockman: [surrounded by comb and hair dryer] Forget the hair, just give me the blush! [realizes the cameras are on him] Oh, we're on.
-- Ready for anything, ``Homer Defined''
They have Monty Burns on the phone, as a picture of a badly-toupee'd Monty is shown on the screen.
Kent: On the line with us now is plant owner C. Montgomery Burns. Mr. Burns?
Burns: Oh, hello, Kent. [as loud rhythmic buzzing continues in the background] Right now, skilled nuclear energy technicians are calmly correcting a minor, piffling malfunction. [rapid-fire shots of havoc in the plant] But I can assure you and the public that there is absolutely no danger whatsoever. [air raid siren wails] Things couldn't be more ship-shape. [cut to Burns' office, where he is busy donning a radiation suit]
Smithers: Sir, where is
Burns: How the hell should I know? [covers the name `Smithers' on the suit he is wearing]
Kent: Uh, Mr. Burns, people are calling this a meltdown.
Burns: [laughs] Oh, meltdown. It's one of those annoying buzzwords. We prefer to call it an unrequested fission surplus.
-- Obfuscatory sesquipedalianism, ``Homer Defined''
Marge hopes that Homer is all right. In the safety control room...
Homer: [panicking, as warning sirens wail] Gotta think, gotta think... Okay, somewhere there's a thingie that tells you how to work this stuff. The uh, the uh, the manual! The manual! Right! [hunts under the console] [finds it] Agh! It's as fat as a phone book! [opens to first page] [reads] `Congratulations on your purchase of a Fissionator 1952 Slow-Fission Reactor'... D'oh! Get to the point, man! [finds an insert] Ooh, what's this? [unfolds it, it's a giant schematic] D'oh! Who'd have thought a nuclear reactor would be so complicated!
-- Everything is under control, sort of, ``Homer Defined''
Voice: [cheerfully] Ninety seconds to core meltdown.
Smithers: Sir, there may be never be another time to say... I love you, sir.
Burn: [disgusted] Oh, hot dog. Thank you for making my last few moment on earth socially awkward.
-- The moment of truth, ``Homer Defined''
At Moe's Tavern...
Moe: Looks like this is the end...
Barney: Oh, that's all right. I couldn'ta led a richer life.
-- Core meltdown is imminent, ``Homer Defined''
At the Retirement Castle, Abe, Jasper, and a woman watch TV...
Kent: After the meltdown, we can expect roving bands of...
Abe: Ah, I don't like this program.
Jasper: Change the channel.
[woman does so]
TV: Wheel! Of! Fortune!!
-- Dame Fortune smiles, ``Homer Defined''
Meanwhile, Homer complains that he doesn't understand
Marge: [praying] Dear Lord. If you spare this town from becoming a smoking hole in the ground, I'll try to be a better Christian. I don't know what I can do... Mm... Oh, the next time there's a canned food drive, I'll give the poor something they'd actually like, instead of old lima beans and pumpkin mix.
-- Throw in a coupla Hail Mary's and we might have a deal, ``Homer Defined''
Homer realizes it's all up to him, and tries to think back to his training...
Homer: Okay okay, think back to your training...
[begin flashback]
Trainer: Now, Homer, this may very well save your life one day. This... Homer?
Homer: [playing with a Rubik's cube] Yeah?
Trainer: Please pay attention. This button here controls the emergency override circuit. In the event of a meltdown, push this button and only this button.
Homer: [completing a side of the cube] Ooh, a side!
Trainer: Simpson!
Homer: What?
Trainer: You see which button I'm pushing?
Homer: [not looking] Yeah, yeah, yeah. Push the button. Got it.
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Homer Defined
Voice: All systems returning to normal. Danger in 7-G neutralized. Have a nice day.
-- It's been a pleasure serving you, ``Homer Defined''
Homer sees himself in the dictionary under `Lucky'. The workers rejoice.
Man: [emerges from closet, fixing his tie]
Woman: Will I ever see you again?
Man: Sure, baby. Next meltdown.
-- ``Homer Defined''
Abe et al are still watching Wheel of Fortune...
TV: I'd like to solve the puzzle. `Three Loins in the Fountain'. [buzz]
-- Wheel of Misfortune, ``Homer Defined''
Marge watches the news report...
Burns: [voice only] Yes, we've isolated the problem. Wouldn't you know, false alarm.
Marge: Phew!
Burns: It seems a single wayward crow flew into our warning system.
Kent: Very good. Well, sir, your point about nuclear hysteria is well-taken. This reporter promises to be more trusting and less vigilant in the future.
Burns: [in his office, still wearing his radiation suit] Excellent. Well, ta!
-- Hardly a post-apocalyptic war zone, ``Homer Defined''
Burns asks Smithers to bring him a wine spritzer, and notes that he's going to award Homer the Employee of the Month award. Smithers drops the bottle.
Meanwhile, at lunch, Bart pulls the ol' loose-top-on-the-salt-shaker trick on Milhouse, to get back at him for not inviting him to his birthday party.
Milhouse: Bart, my mom won't let me be your friend any more. That's why you couldn't come to the party.
Bart: What's she got against me?
Milhouse: She says you're a bad influence.
Bart: [slams his hand on the table] Bad influence, my ass! How many times have I told you? Never listen to your mother!
-- What he said, ``Homer Defined''
Mrs. Van Houten threatened to cut off Milhouse's allowance, and Bart offers to pay him double it. But Milhouse doesn't accept.
Meanwhile, Smithers tries to convince Burns that he deserves the EotM award, but Burns' mind is made up. In the cafeteria...
Karl: Hey, way to save our lives!
Len: Yeah, we owe you one!
Homer: Yeah, you know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right buttons.
-- ``Homer Defined''
Burns arrives and simply says to Homer, ``Come with me.''
As the audience chants, ``Homer! Homer!'', he is given the EotM award, receiving a ham, a plaque, and discount coupon book from a voluptuous woman, a thumbs-up from Burns, and his picture (the old one, back when Homer had some hair) added to the `Wall of Fame', which we see consists otherwise entirely of photos of Smithers. And...
Burns: Oh, and what's this? A congratulatory phone call from Earvin `Magic' Johnson?
Homer: [gasps] Magic Johnson!? [picks up the phone] Yello?
Magic: [calling from the arena] Is this really Homer Simpson?
Homer: Yeah.
Magic: Wow. Homer, I just used our last time-out to call and congratulate you on averting that nuclear holocaust.
-- On his way to Disneyland, ``Homer Defined''
Homer asks, ``What if people think a guy's a hero, but he was really just lucky.'' Magic replies, ``Don't worry. Sooner or later, people like that are exposed as the frauds they are.'' Homer is glum.
The kids watch an Itchy and Scratchy cartoon, but only Lisa laughs.
Lisa: [laughing at an Itchy and Scratchy cartoon] Bart, you're not laughing. Too subtle?
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1939
July 4
Lou Gehrig gives his last public speech, following a diagnosis of amyotrophic lateral sclerosis (ALS). In it, he says, "Today, I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth."
http://www.foxnews.com/opinion/2011/07/04/july-4-13-als-lou-gehrig-and-me/
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July 4, 1939 -- ALS, Lou Gehrig and Me
By Fay Vincent
Published July 04, 2011 | FoxNews.com
On July 4, 1939, at Yankee Stadium, before a full house, Lou Gehrig stood in front of a microphone and announced he was “the luckiest man alive.” His somber teammates were lined up behind their captain and stellar first baseman. One of them, Tommy Henrich told me Gehrig had not planned to speak but changed his mind and broke the hearts of all who heard him. Henrich never forgot seeing Babe Ruth crying openly when he came over to hug Lou after the brief talk.
Just a few months earlier Gehrig had been forced to break his remarkable record of consecutive games when his powerful frame began to fail. His speech is still well known as the defining act of a remarkable baseball legend. Gehrig’s talk was emotional because everyone knew he was seriously ill—fans were told he had a form of “polio”-- and though his disease was then not as well understood as it is today, the public and his teammates knew he was not ever going to play again.
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Memorable Farewells
Lou Gehrig
July 4, 1939
The Yankees celebrated one of their most famous players by making Gehrig's No. 4 the first retired number in baseball history. Then, in one of the most memorable scenes in sports history, a teary-eyed Gehrig said to the Yankees faithful, "Today, I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth."
